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supreme-btch · 5 years

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Why Riverdale characters are the worst

Archie Andrews: fUcKiNg ToXiC mAsCuLiNiTy bitch get a grip

Veronica Lodge: says "Daddy" too much and is a cocky bitch gbye

Jughead Jones: is annoying and spends too much time trying NOT to fit in like not fitting in is such a cool way to stand out (p.s. that "i'm weird" shit is just what it is. Shit.)

Betty Cooper: problematic. Period.

Cheryl Blossom: the Sinnamon roll, so no explanation needed. Also, a really dysfunctional gay.

Kevin Keller: aside from being perfectly gay is just . . . questionable

Don't get me started on other characters bye. No tea, just shade.

Me everytime i watch a new episode of riverdalefail and thinking of all the shows they ripped off and copied "sampled" which has better writing, better characters, and better queer and gender roles rep:

#ahs #american horror story #ahs coven #american horror story coven #riverdale #riverdale crack #riverdale is trash #riverdalefail #riverfail #veronica lodge #archie andrews #jughead jones #Kevin Keller #cheryl blossom #betty cooper #madison montgomery #alison dilaurentis #pll #pretty little liars #lydia martin #teen wolf #kurt hummel #glee #katherine pierce #tvd #the vampire diaries #gossip girl #blair waldorf

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