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#rip that pussy ayy shes goin in tonight
bisexualiteaa · 1 year
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Them catching you listening to dirty songs 👀
Feat. John "soap" MacTavish, König, Simon "Ghost" Riley
Smutty suggestive themes 18+
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John "Soap" MacTavish
Song: Dick by StarBoi3 feat. Doja cat
- You were both on your way to the gym for a good work out, (gym couple goals) when you'd noticed that one of your wireless earbuds had gone missing, but didn't really think anything of it, thinking you must have dropped one on the way out or accidentally left it at home.
- little did you know, Johnny nabbed it when you weren't looking, ever so curious of what you listened to when you were doing your sets and what music motivated you through your workouts.
- he found it rather normal at first, your usual selection of music playing for a bit, so when it played, he was as caught off guard as a deer in headlights. He was weight lifting when he heard the song play, and damn near dropped the weights when he heard it.
- he looked over at you, watching as you worked out your core and legs, mouthing the words as the main chorus hit, hitting your squats to the beat.
"She made some plans on my dick tonight"
"She not with him tonight, she not with Jim tonight"
"She in the gym tonight"
"Workout in that pussy (Ayy)"
"I'm gettin' ripped tonight"
"R.I.P that pussy (Ayy)"
"I'm goin' in tonight"
- his jaw was slack, watching you mouth the words to such a flithy song with a grin on your face, while at the gym of all places, but you were in your own little world.
- when your eyes met his gaze, you were none the wiser, giggling and waving at him happily as he watched you, thinking he was just checking you out or making sure no one was going to try and play moves on you. How could you be so cute and innocent but such a little demon too?
- he definitely needed to steal your earbuds more often, because afterwards, he made sure you made some plans with his dick that night.
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König
Song: 34 + 35 by Ariana Grande
- you were all out at the bar drinking together after a rather rough week when the song came on.
- to start, he knew you could sing, you'd been together since before he joined Task Force 141, what he wasn't expecting was you to sing along to a song like this out in public
"Yeah, we started at midnight, go 'til the sunrise"
"Done at the same time"
"But who's counting the time when we got it for life?"
"I know all your favorite spots"
"We can take it from the top"
"You such a dream come true, true"
"Make a bitch wanna hit snooze, ooh"
"Can you stay up all night?"
"Fuck me 'til the daylight"
"34, 35"
"Can you stay up all night?"
"Fuck me 'til the daylight"
"34, 35"
- you sang the whole thing, making the rest of the guys at the table laugh and cheer you on as you sang, seeing as they'd never heard you sing before, let alone a song like this.
- König however? The second he actually added 34 and 35 together in his head, his face burned red, but the fact that you were singing it? Made it so much hotter, and harder to think with the pictures of you doing those things running rampant through his mind.
- "I think that's your que to take her home" Gaz spoke up with a knowing grin, making you chuckle as you watched König sit frozen and looking at you in disbelief.
- you and your comrades took far too much delight in his shy reaction, but when you two made it back home? You both Subtracted the clothes, he divided your legs and helped you add 34+35.
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Simon "Ghost" Riley
Song: The Summoning by Sleep Token
- you were cooking breakfast when the song came on, usually liking to sing and dance to your music as you cooked.
- Simon was just waking up when he smelled what you were making, and he made it half way down the stairs when your music and the sight of you greeted him.
"Oh, and my love"
"Did I mistake you for a sign from God?"
"Or are you really here to cut me off?"
"Or maybe just to turn me on"
"'Cause these days"
"I would be lying if I told you that"
"I didn't wish that I could be your man"
"Or maybe make a good girl bad"
"I've got a river running right into you"
"I've got a blood trail, red in the blue"
"Something you say or something you do"
"The taste of the divine"
- he recognized it instantly from one of your nights of shared carnal passion, remembering how you melted at the way he moved his hips in time to the beat.
- he quietly treaded the rest of the way downstairs, his one hand wrapping around your throat as the other sat at your hip as he came up to you from behind, taking you off guard. But in the best possible way of course.
- "playing your favorite song, I see?" He asked, making you chuckle as he turned you around and kissed you.
- it wasn't long until breakfast was long forgotten, left to get cold as he bent you over the counter after replaying the song, pistoning his hips into you to the beat.
- and while breakfast may have grown cold, you certainly couldn't have been more of the opposite.
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kegiostoyslut12345 · 2 years
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Dick by StarBoi3
Dick, dick Dick, dick Dick, dick Dick
She done made some plans with my dick, ayy She goin' ham on my dick, ayy Sittin' on, stand on my dick, ayy She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my She goin' ham on my dick, ayy She made some plans with my dick, ayy Sittin' on, stand on my dick, ayy Using no hands on my dick, ayy
She made some plans on my dick tonight She not with him tonight She not with Jim tonight She in the gym tonight Workout in that pussy (ayy) I'm gettin' ripped tonight R.I.P. that pussy (ayy) I'm goin' in tonight
She like to sit on the cock, ayy She like to do it a lot, ayy I make her scream for her mom, ayy I make her scream for her pop, uh And she got the ice, ice, baby Suck the cock, cock Got me like, "I like it, like it" Baby, please don't stop, stop Shawty gettin' freaky, goin' on a pickie Shawty seen the icin' and the chillin' of the pinky And I got that ice, ice, baby on my pinky Shawty say she like, like ready 'cause she freaky
Made some plans with my dick She goin' ham on my dick Sittin' on, stand on my dick She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my She goin' ham on my dick Sittin' on, stand on my dick Usin' no hands on my dick
She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my She goin' ham on my dick tonight She not with him tonight She not with Jim tonight She in the gym tonight Workout in that pussy (ayy) I'm gettin' ripped tonight R.I.P. that pussy (ayy) I'm goin' in tonight
She actin' like an addict, uh Thicker than Andy Richter I met the boy in the Six, but Measurements wasn't a six, uh I'd like a side of the pickle I just got Morty & Rick'd, uh He got me horny and ripped, uh Like I just walked out the gym And them bitches just gotta 'cause I took they Jim Give him a job and he gave me a rim It was too long so he gave me a min' How was that possible? Give me a Kim I can't describe it, just give me a pen And why he in your tummy, bye-bye to my ribs Turn him into a dummy, 'cause I got him stiff And watch, you think it's funny 'til y'all get the dick And turn into a zombie and swallow your clit
She goin' ham on my dick (dick) Sittin' on, stand on my dick (yeah, yeah, yeah) She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my (yeah, yeah) She goin' ham on my dick (dick, yuh) Sittin' on, stand on my dick Usin' no hands on my dick
She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my She goin' ham on my dick tonight She not with him tonight She not with Jim tonight She in the gym tonight Workout in that pussy (ayy) I'm gettin' ripped tonight R.I.P. that pussy (ayy) I'm goin' in tonight
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beerpresure · 1 year
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She not with him tonight
She not with Jim tonight
She in the gym tonight
Workout in that pussy (ayy)
I'm gettin' ripped tonight
R.I.P. that pussy (ayy)
I'm goin' in tonight
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yelenassecretlover · 2 years
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a facetime at work? [nsfw]
anime: attack on titan
characters: yelena x reader
synopsis: you get bored at home and decide to tease yelena (who’s at work) over facetime
warnings: exhibitionist?, mastrubation :D
words: ~1.2k
a/n: for @hornime caught in 4k collab <3 hope ya like ehhehehe <3
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Yelena's life follows a very simple but strict routine. This routine keeps Yelena on her toes, always ready for the unpredictable and on top of her work. Wake up at 5am. Work out in her personal home gym, phone blasting music until 6am. Shower, get dressed, eat and be ready for work by 7am. Be in her cubicle at her office job by 8 am and be home by 6pm; where she’ll finally be able to fuck your brains out, and release any lingering stress from the day (sometimes as soon as she steps through the door, depends on the day).
Unexpected facetimes from you were not in the schedule, but as Yelena watches you request a call from her she can't help but get all worried. It is a bit late after all, 4:30pm to be exact. What if something happened to you? You wouldn’t be calling her during work if it was serious, after all you know the routine, you know not to interrupt it. She would never forgive herself if this call was your last or if she could’ve helped you in any way and didn't, she would have to simply end her own life.
So without a second thought she immediately answers your call, volume all the way up from her morning routine. A close up of your fat pussy as one of your fingers sinks deep into your folds greets her. Yelena, stunned, doesn't end the call until finally the connection is stable and a loud moan rips through the stale office air. The shock that goes through her body sends her phone to the ground, and now the whole office floor can hear your pussy squelching and—
“Yeelenaaa…”
Yelena throws herself to the floor. Now on all fours desperately looking to find the phone, she sees it and launches herself to end the call. She physically cringes so hard she rolls up into a ball. Nothing could have prepared her for this. Not only did everyone on the floor hear those sinful moans of yours, you just had to moan her name out and let everyone in this stupid fucking office know it definitely came from her cubicle, and she definitely had no way in hell, a way, to play this off. Yelena would never live this down, she would have to quit her job, move to a new city and start a new life there. Maybe she’ll plant a garden over your dead remains when she got home and killed you; she hears decomposing bodies are great for the soil.
Three knocks on her cubicle’s wall and a chuckle bring her back to reality. Her boss, Zeke, can’t help but giggle a little when he sees the all too usually serious Yelena Ivanov on the floor curled up into a ball, comedic gold. He just happend to be walking by when he heard the noise and decided to check out what was happening. The sight he saw was one he could have never guessed.
“Its okay Ivanov, long day, I get it. Happens to the best of us. You can excuse yourself to the bathroom if needed” When she hears his footsteps down the office and his laugh fade away, she finally lifts her head. She can see her reflection in her computers monitor and she is beet red. A result of her fury and humiliation mixed together. Yelena picks herself up, grabs her phone, grabs her earbuds, and practically sprints to the bathroom.
Yelena quickly shuts herself in a stall, sits, looks down to her left and right to make sure no one else is in the bathroom with her and scrambles to unbuckle her pants. You call her back just in time, and she once again answers the call— this time with her earbuds connected. Before she can scold you she is entranced by your middle finger circling your puffy clit. Your desperate whines and whimpers signal to her you've been here for a while and still haven’t cummed. Yelena wants to interject so bad but shes too afraid to give you any commands in fear that anyone may walk in.
“Yelena please I need you” You whine desperately. Yelena remains silent and just tentatively watches. Her other hand down her pants, using her slick to circle her own clit. The angle had changed from the previous call. Yelena has a full view of your spread pussy, but your tummy and tits are also in frame. What she would do to be in that room with you right now, to have her strap buried deep within your pussy, thighs, titties and tummy shaking from how hard she would ram into you, only the lord knows, or more like the devil— regardless she was getting off, and you could tell with the way Yelena's eyes became hooded and sharp, focused on your pussy. You could feel your own release coming soon under her watchful gaze.
“Go Faster” are the only words Yelena mutters, and you do. Your pussy is so wet from how long you've been there and the sounds are music to Yelena’s ears. Now you're rubbing your clit as fast as you can and your legs are shaking. Your arm starts to hurt—
“Dont stop”, you don’t. You continue going faster and harder, rubbing, and rubbing, until finally,
“Yelenaa” You practically screech her name as you cum. Your moan, directly rings in her ears. A combination of that and seeing your wet hole clench around nothing sends Yelena over the edge too, and you watch as her eyes roll back and her breathing becomes sporadic when she comes. Her jaw stiffens to prevent any unsuspecting bystander’s from knowing what was actually going on in her stall. When Yelena finally collects herself and looks down at her phone she just sees her home Screen. That bitch couldn’t even bother with saying goodbye.
If anyone walked by all they would hear are Yelena’s deep and heavy breaths, in part from the orgasm she just had but also her thoughts with what she was gonna do with you when she got home. She clears her throat, gets herself presentable and exits the stall. When she finishes washing her hands she looks in the mirror and smirks; you were royally fucked, in more ways than one. Yelena shakes her hands and exits the restroom with only thoughts of you on her mind.
You giggle as you lay in bed, post-call with Yelena. Now, what had actually possessed you to do this? Sure, Yelena ending the call the first time she picked up almost immediately was hilarious, but you had another reason. Lately sex with yelena has been really sweet and romantic. Great, but she’d only fuck you for one round, and gently at that. She’s just been so tired after work that's all she could muster. You thought this little stunt of yours could help spice things up.
As you wait patiently on the couch and finally see her face when she walks through the door, the murderous glare, the flush in her cheeks all let you know it worked, and you can't help but smile for what’s to come.
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Networks: @our-love-club
Tags: @alonezz (if anyone else wants to get tagged just lmk)
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hyunsuks-beanie · 2 years
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Workout
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Pairing: Beomgyu x afab! reader
Genre: Smut; oral (m. and f. receiving)
C/w: Explicit lyrics
Word Count: 0.845k words
Part of the Sound of Love event
Mellow speaks: This one's for my 🧈anon's Beomgyu needs hehe! I hope you enjoy baby, the lyrics are absolute filth but it was so enjoyable to write!
Tagging: @freckledwinterfalls
Beomgyu feels his palms get clammy, even as his dick twitches at the dirty thoughts that are currently overwhelming his brain.
She done made some plans with my dick, ayy She goin' ham on my dick, ayy Sittin' on, stand on my dick, ayy She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my
Truth be told, he can't wait for you to come home. He can't wait for you to walk into the bedroom, only to find him buck-naked on the bed, sprawled out for you to see. All he wants right now is to have you strip for him, touching your pretty little pussy just a little before straddling his lap.
She goin' ham on my dick, ayy She made some plans with my dick, ayy Sittin' on, stand on my dick, ayy Usin' no hands on my dick, ayy
His mind swirls with images of your soaking cunt, and he can't help the moan that escapes his lips as he imagines you lowering yourself onto him, his member making its way through your slick folds until it hits the back of your mound.
She made some plans on my dick tonight She not with him tonight She not with Jim tonight She in the gym tonight Workout in that pussy (Ayy) I'm gettin' ripped tonight R.I.P. that pussy (Ayy) I'm goin' in tonight
How long has it been since he had you all to himself? Too long for his liking, he concludes, stroking himself just a little harder as he bites down on his bottom lip. At long last, you're finally done with that long-ass project, able to part ways from that annoying partner who tends to get a little too handsy with you, much to your boyfriend's dismay.
And good-riddance, because he knows all too well you've been waiting for this just as much. It was only too easy to make out, from the way your voice was practically dripping with your horny thoughts for him when you had called earlier.
She like to sit on the cock, ayy She like to do it a lot, ayy I make her scream for her mom, ayy I make her scream for her pop, uh
After all, it's been a while since you ripped your pussy over his cock, and you can't control yourself anymore. Tonight's going to be way too long and way too dirty, and you can't wait to be fucked in every room and every position.
And that's exactly what he's going to do too, his member twitching and his fingers itching to make you scream, so loud that everyone hears. He wants to make you cum, again and again until you juices spill out like icing on a cake.
Suck the cock, cock Got me like "I like it, like it" Baby, please don't stop, stop Shawty gettin' freaky, goin' on a pickie Shawty seen the icin' and the chillin' of the pinky And I got that ice, ice, baby, on my pinky Shawty say she like, like ready 'cause she freaky
He needs to have you wrap your lips around his length, giving him head until his words turn into gibberish, your name slipping past his lips like a chant. He wants you to press your tongue against his tip, licking the precum off him before you hollow your cheeks out.
He knows that's what you have on your mind too, smirking as he sees the tick next to the photos he just sent you turn green, his dick on display in full glory. And within minutes, he's greeted with a sight that has his mouth water, your fingers spreading out your pussy as touch yourself.
She actin' like an addict, uh Thicker than Andy Richter I met the boy in the Six, but Measurements wasn't a six, uh I'd like a side of the pickle I just got Morty & Rick'd, uh He got me horny and ripped, uh
Of course, you just had to send him that, the sight of his thick member all hard for you sending your mind into overdrive. Beomgyu knows how to make you horny, leaving you wet in the middle of a presentation. And despite everything, that's exactly what you want.
And just when he feels his patience start to wear thin, the front door clicks open, hurried footsteps making their way towards the bedroom. Next thing he knows, he's finally getting a taste, his tongue circling around your clit as his fingers assault your core.
She goin' ham on my, she goin' ham on my She goin' ham on my dick tonight She not with him tonight She not with Jim tonight She in the gym tonight Workout in that pussy (Ayy) I'm gettin' ripped tonight R.l.P that pussy (Ayy) I'm goin' in tonight
But that's not, by any means, the end, his cock entering you fast and deep as he sucks on your breasts, your tummy bulging out as his tip hits your walls. "I missed this pussy," he moans, working you out over his cock until you cry.
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oatmilk-whore · 3 years
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she made some plans on my dick tonight she not with him tonight, she not with jim tonight she in the gym tonight workout in that pussy (ayy) im gettin' ripped tonight rip that pussy (ayy) im goin' in tonight
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