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lovejosephquinn · 1 year

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Authors Note: So here's part 3! I officially love this series and am extremely proud of where it's headed! If you want to be added to the tag list as it goes along, drop me a message or a comment 🥰 thanks for reading!

Summary: You're marrying a man for an easy life, yet you're so in love with your best friend it hurts. What would happen if everything changed drastically between the two of you before you were due to be wed?

Under 18's DNI. Warnings: Angst, heartbreak more than I'd like to admit, slow burn, mild smut Word Count: 2.4k

Taglist: @kayleeelena97 @eddiemunson-mylove @itsfreakingbats @joeschains @choke-me-eddie @creoleguurl @almightywdm @xlilithb @shawnamae87 @mythicalea @aysheashea @chickennug90 @figmentofquinn @sidthedollface2

Part 1 ✨ Part 2 ✨ Part 3 ✨Part 4 ✨ Part 5

As the saying goes, nothing is ever too late to fix, but this felt like a pretty impossible task. You kept the letter in the safest place, away with all your little box of memories you brought from home when you first moved out. It was for safe keeping and most definitely, for your eyes only. When your fiancé wasn't around, you'd steal a look at it more than once, tears were stained beautifully marking some of the ink unclear, but the words ran freely in your head, you could hear them aloud; stored in your brain like they had been imprinted.

You cried most days, didn't sleep most nights. Your mental health deteriorating and you were becoming numb to the events unfolding, just ready to get it over and done with. The weeks were passing in the blink of an eye but the time without Joe was impeccably mind numbing, he wasn't ever not in the forefront of your mind.

You saw him like a mirage in the dessert, imagining you'd seen him on the street but it was never him or just your head playing stupid tricks on you. It bothered you that everyone around you was happier than you were that you were to become a rich mans wife, a little trophy for him to parade around as he saw fit. It made you feel even worse that it was your parents that never failed to tell you each and every day how excited they were for the big day.

You were repulsed by even just your fiancé's name at this point, stricken down by the fact that this was going to be your life now, that nothing would ever get better, purely down to the fact that you were willing to sit back and let nothing be done about it. Some would refer to you as a coward, an idiot but not your Joe, not the one who confessed his love in the way he did.

Though everything about your friendship was ripped apart from between you, he still saw the beauty in you, he still so eloquently loved you with everything he could; that was the part that hurt the most. There were moments where you imagined what life could of been like if you both had just spoke your truths sooner, screamed them from the rooftops so that one didn't mishear the other, but life seems to throw way too many curveballs and unfortunately the happy ever afters you'd always believed in weren't ever to be your own. Not your happy ending. Not him.

There was only one thing that didn't stand right with you, that corrupted the only good you had left of him, the fact Joe knew that you were at that particular bridal shop that day, one out of many in the whole of London. How did he come to know of your whereabouts? Surely someone had to know the truth, yet it felt like hawk eyes were watching you from every angle and at this point you didn't know who to believe or who was on your side, so again; you kept everything stored away.

One thing was for sure, nothing was to deter you from tonight, the hen party or what you kept calling a big night out to your friends. You were in the mood to get borderline paralytic, to forget your own name and the shit pain you'd put yourself through for the good of nothing. It was only a few weeks now until you were to be unhappily wed to the not so love of your life, so instead of spending your time over analysing the fact of your so called misfortunes, you decided to focus on the present time and have a good time with your friends.

They no doubt spoiled you, bringing all the props from a bride to be sachet with their own matching ones to wear, to a pretty plastic and very much tacky tiara with a veil attached to it, they'd even forked out on a blow up penis and penis straws for your drinks. You knew your girl friend's would endure to make it a shabby hen night and they had excelled in just that. One of them had bought you the most revealing and undoubtedly short white dress, sequins and diamantes planted around the hem, covered in spouts of lace around the chest. You stood with a large glass of wine in your hand, making sure to take as many sips as you could away from fear of staining the material before you even got out of your house.

You'd near enough polished the whole bottle when it was time to leave, you had your hair curled, make up done by your friend that cared to apparently carry around her case of it wherever she went and you took one last look at yourself in the mirror, glammed up and ready to party.

"Ready ladies?" You smiled.

"A shot of dutch courage for the bride to be?" There was no doubt in your head that you wanted to push the words back down your friends throat when she uttered the last part, but the shot sounded a great idea, you nodded, a plastic shot glass immediately handed to you and tequila poured straight to the brim.

"To you princess!" You knocked the shot back, immediately choking at the given nickname, nobody called you that bar Joe, not even your husband to be. It was like glitter and gold when he said it but from anyone else it was a pure insult, for as much as you made out you hated it, you'd come to prefer it now he was no where to be seen.

Your friend patted your back at you attempting to catch your breath, you shook her off and pointed back to the bottle.

"Another." They all cackled at your desperation.

Taking at least two more before heading out, you could feel the effects pretty much straight away, you didn't know how far you'd make it through tonight, but you'd try your damned hardest to make it last, for the next day saw it another day closer to eternal damnation as you saw lightly to refer to it.

The buzzing nightlife of London was well and truly in full swing, giving you reason to breathe for the first time in months, the cloud in your brain now making a bee line for the bar to drown your sorrows further. You made it into the club after a rickety underground ride into the centre of town, singing poorly to the own tunes of your vocals annoying the sober people that probably just wanted to get home. The lights were dimmed, replaced by the strobe lights that shone on the middle of the dancefloor, your friend almost whacking people in her wake with the blow up penis she had clutched in her hands, holding it in the air like a flag that if any of you lost each other; this was the sign to find your way back.

You'd cleared the club of their tequila, throwing it back like nobodies business, heaving as each shot burned your throat unwillingly, you weren't about to quit either, you bought a bottle of vodka to initially share which you were sipping heavily on, not letting anyone touch your most prize possession of the night.

"Wait here, I need to pee." You yelled out under the deafening music. Your friend stuck her thumb up at you, turning her attention to the others that were clearly too busy to notice from their occupied status of playing tonsil tennis with a group of guys on the table next to you. You took a detour from the toilet and went out into the smoking area, you just needed a minute to yourself, time to breathe without anyone shoving the idea of anymore detail of your husband to be being so simply perfect for just one second.

You scattered through your bag to grab a cigarette, putting it straight to your lips and once again your lighter was no where to be seen. Scouting the area to find a group of men stood huddled in a corner saw you wander over, blurry eyed and thoughtless to ask them if you could borrow their flame so you could enjoy it in peace.

"Excuse me-" You stumbled into the back of one of them, tripping over air "can I trouble you for a lighter boys?"

Your eyes levitated upward to the person stood before you, the cigarette falling from your lips as your jaw almost fell to the floor.

"Well, you proved my theory. Princess." Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Joe pointed to your tiara, flicking it with his fingers before pulling out a fresh cigarette, putting it to your lips and lighting it for you.

"I-I-" You stuttered, nursing the vomit that was making it's way from your stomach and up out your mouth, you swallowed it back, taking a drag and blowing the smoke up into his face.

"A princess I am." You cringed at yourself, maybe it was the alcohol talking but you came across somewhat confident and it undoubtedly made him smile, the smile that you'd craved to see for so long now seemed so bizarre, so wrong to be witnessing, especially with the double vision also known as tequila, you were now seeing two of that beautiful specimen.

"Looking good princess." Another of the guys called out, Joe nudged his elbow back directly into his stomach, for their mocking only added to the pissed off look he was now letting onto.

The next drag you took probably consumed at least 80% of the cigarette you held between your lips, letting the smoke come out of your nose you threw it to the ground, your eyes following it, not being able to muster the courage to look back up at the man you loved.

"I have to go." You raced out of the smoking area and through the club, taking the long way around so none of the girls were to see you in your upset, tears falling like the heaviness of a waterfall, smudging your make up that was once intact. Pushing open the bathroom door, you rushed over to the sink, dry heaving, a mild panic attack eating you alive as you started to hyper ventilate.

"Are you okay?" Joe.

"You know this is the girls toilets." Of course he knew, of course you didn't know that he'd practically chased your tracks through to where you were.

"What are you doing here?" You snapped, once staring at his reflection through the mirror you managed to turn yourself around and scowl over at an apologetically faced boy who looked like he'd just been deflated.

"I'm on a night out, what are you doing here?" The sarcasm was imminent.

"Why did you have to be here though, in the same place at the same time as me. There are so many other places you could be, how?" Joe stepped closer to you and you stepped back.

"The timings impeccable right?" Joe barked a laugh and you threw yourself over at him, punching his chest so lightly that he could barely feel it, but both the alcohol and your anger was now to be took out on him.

"Did you get my letter?" You stopped immediately, throwing your arms around his back, clutching at his shirt, the term ugly crying had never looked better right now. You nodded into his chest.

"I missed you, princess."

You took a step back, your arms coming back down by your side, not long after grabbing the front of his shirt and dragging him into the stall, the door slamming so loudly as he pushed it back. Joe caged you up against the wall, lips inches away from each other, already raging for oxygen, your lungs both crying out for the limited oxygen that the bathroom was offering you.

"Stop, we can't." You begged so little that it only came out in a whisper.

"Watch me." Joe pushed his lips down onto yours, leaning a hand on the back of your thigh as one leg came to wrap around him, the other following as he pulled you up into his grip. What had you got left to lose anymore anyway, what was one little kiss going to achieve?

Your mouths opened wider with every smack of your lips, tongues colliding as if they were at war, the other trying to dominate their muscle every time each of you dared to take control. Your hands clutched to the back of his curls, squeezing lightly making Joe moan into your mouth, pressing his erection up against the inside of your thighs. Your dress already short, now rid up to your underwear line. You whimpered down his throat, feeling the goose bumps appear on the back of his neck.

Joe pulled back in an instant, his eyes overcome with darkness, pupils fully dilated but no sparkle left to be seen.

"You're right. We can't." Joe put you back down to the floor, unlocking the stall and stampeding toward the exit of the bathroom, a few girls looking over confused as to why a male was in the females. They left quickly when they saw the fire a blaze in your eyes.

"Joe, wait!" You felt your blood beginning to boil, tears rising to fall.

"I'm sorry." He turned slight but then left without a last glance, you fell to the floor wishing that you could turn back time. Your face pressed to your knees, crying out for him, but he never came back.

Confirming after this meeting that things could never be he same again. Could this moment have gone a different way had you of told him your feelings back?

This was worse than the last goodbye, a cruel fate.

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seradyn · 10 months

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Ruvik, Karl and the daemon bastard husband Ardyn 😂💙

YES MY BOIS 👏💕👏

Gonna go in the order you listed 😉

Was gonna add video clips of my favorite moments, but you can only do one per post, so the rest are gifs 😭😭

Ruvik

First impression: Woah, who is this guy, and why is he so powerful? Is he a demon? A vengeful spirit? I am very intrigued.

Impression now: Oh god he’s tragic. OH GOD HE’S TRAGIC.

Favorite moment: In the first Kidman DLC, The Assignment, Ruvik has some absolutely spectacular dialogue with her and Leslie at the very end, after cornering them in the church. It gives me chills every time and the delivery is perfect.

“We’re all their pawns, eventual victims.

They killed me! They ripped me apart, and took what they needed.

I will destroy what they wish to control.”

The elevator scene with Sebastian is also great, but man this one is just sublime in every way.

Idea for a story: I’ve been playing with the idea for a x Reader fic with him, one in which they essentially kill him with kindness. He hasn’t experienced kindness or affection since the accident, so I’m excited to explore his character dealing with someone who doesn’t immediately find him repulsive or isn’t intimidated by him. There will also be lots of bumbling on his end, cause even though he’s smart af, he doesn’t know the first thing about relationships 😂

Unpopular opinion: He deserves compassion, and hating him is extremely shortsighted. Yes, he did terrible things, no one is debating that, but choosing to ignore the broken pieces of his humanity left in the game is being deliberately obtuse. Not saying you shouldn’t or can’t hate him, but it shouldn’t be without acknowledging his trauma. And putting others down for not hating him is downright juvenile.

Favorite relationship: I’m all about that self ship, which is probably his best bet at getting any romance, based on being…well, a serial killer. Some of my friends have shown me Ruvik x Stefano though, and that relationship would be interesting to say the least 😆

Favorite head cannon: Touch starved af and craves affection. Although touch starved is basically cannon, I think he also deeply craves some kind of connection with someone. He lost everyone he cared about; his sister died in the fire, his parents locked him in a basement, his research partner betrayed him, which lead to his death (the one he’s discussing in the above quote). I head cannon he longs for someone he can trust, really trust, and anguishes over his loneliness.

Moving on…

Karl Heisenberg

First impression: I hadn’t played the game, but I’d seen pictures of him. For some reason I thought he was the main villain, and was working with Chris to make the main character help him (no fucking clue how I arrived here 🤣🤣). Thought he was some big, gruff man who didn’t talk much and smiled even less. Why does he look like Ardyn?

Impression now: LMAOOO THIS DUDE IS A MASSIVE TROLL AND I AM SO HERE FOR IT 😂😂😂 I could not have been more wrong about him (or the plot, still not sure how I got there). He’s funny and I love his smile, and how much of a tool he is. I must say, I did not expect his voice to sound the way it does, but I’m not complaining 🥰

Favorite moment: Why isn’t there more of him why isn’t there more WHY ISN’T THERE MORE??? Anyway, probably when he tries to convince Ethan to work with him.

“Neither did I! But here we are.

And I’m next in line, right? Kill me, move up the chain!

Well, fuck that!”

He’s so animated here, I love it 🥰

Idea for a story: I’ve already mentioned I got something cookin in the old noggin, but I have more details on what I want to happen now, so I’ll be happy to share them! Surprise surprise, it’s x Reader, where they’re a botanist sent to survey the remote mountains of Romania. Collect data on the plants there for the university they work at, along with two colleagues who are cartographers, going to update outdated maps of the area. They get captured and typical RE shenanigans ensue, but I also want reader to be connected to Umbrella somehow, which I hope you can help me with. I want Miranda to know too, so she starts sending reader to all the Lords to see what happens. Little does she know reader starts to osmose some of all their powers, turning into something far more dangerous than she could’ve imagined.

That’s all I got for now, no more spoilers! Unless you want them 😉

Unpopular opinion: He has more respect for his partners than some of you seem to think. I’ve read plenty of stories where Karl is super hands on with his partner, slapping their ass and manhandling them all the time, sometimes hours after meeting them. Not my fuckin Heisenberg. He keeps his hands to himself, unless he has explicitly gotten permission to do any touching. Honestly wish some of y’all would tag your stories when you make him all grabby, it’s kinda triggering for me.

Favorite relationship: My first answer is going to be x Reader for all of these, I’m a sucker for the stuff. Although Karl x Ethan sounds endlessly amusing to me. Karl would be the puppy bouncing around everywhere while Ethan would brood in a corner 😂

Favorite head cannon: Extremely sensitive to trauma responses, and is good at comforting, due to the things Miranda did to him. He doesn’t want anyone he likes to know what that helplessness or fear feelings like.

Last, but the farthest thing from least…

Ardyn Izunia Lucis Caelum

First impression: I knew he was the villain before I started the game, but that’s all I knew. Thought he was funny as I actually got into the game, and why the hell is he everywhere??

Impression now: GREEK PLAY LEVEL TRAGIC HERO AND MY HEART ETERNALLY ACHES FOR HIM. Seriously, they did NOT need to fuck Ardyn up so much, there’s plenty of shit that happened to him that could make someone a villain by itself. But the gods and Squenix said ‘fuck this guy in particular’. I thought y’all called him ‘trash Jesus’ cause he looks like the guy, but NOOOOO there’s actually fucking parallels between the two. The healer, the betrayal, the crucifixion…not exactly subtle when you take the time to look. Aside from all that, I still love how funny he is, he always makes me laugh (when he’s not making me cry), and he’s super smart. Plus, I will always admire how he made it so he wins no matter what happens in the end. That takes some galaxy brain level planning.

Favorite moment: Imma let it speak for itself;

“You think ten years is a long time? It is nothing to me!

I have lived in darkness for AGES!”

God, the fucking level of emotion absolutely dripping from that last word kills me very time. Darin de Paul did excellently with Ardyn’s lines up until that point, but this one hits differently. The sheer anguish and sorrow you can hear in his voice is breathtaking. Made worse when you realize he’s being literal…he has spent actual ages locked in a dark cell. Words can’t properly give it credit.

Idea for a story: yall chapter 11 of ADCT is gonna be like 10k+ words 😂😂 Not done yet and it’s already at 7k lol. Hope that makes up for the 6 month hiatus 😵‍💫 Aside from that though, I have another idea for a long fic, albeit a shorter one. Where reader gets washed up on Angelgard before Verstael, and is horrified to find Ardyn strung up on the island. After freeing him, they have to work together to try to survive, figuring out how to get food, water, and fight off hypothermia. Verstael eventually arrives, and takes both of them back to Niflehiem.

Unpopular opinion: Most handsome character in FFXV by a long shot. He’s in space.

Favorite relationship: Apart from x Reader, I’m boring for this one. Ardyn x Aera, they’re so sweet and cute together. Forever bitter Ardyn didn’t get to reunite with her at the end. I know some people dig Ardyn x Gilgamesh, but meh, it’s just not for me. Hope y’all who do like it have fun with it though 😁

Favorite head cannon: Absolute teddy bear with his SOs, fucking bastard troll man with everyone else. Dynamic is super fun and amusing to me, I love the thought of him being a bean one moment then turning around and roasting Ravus with political talk the next. Oh, I also love the thought that he has a massive sweet tooth. Since his hair didn’t grow at all during his time on Angelgard, I like to think his body is in some kind of stasis, that it can’t be changed, and Ardyn takes full advantage of that. He’s got at least three different types of cake in his fridge, and several pints of ice cream in the freezer. He also keeps candy bars in his desk.

Thank you so much for this ask, it was a ton of fun to write! 😁😁

#asks #ruvik #ruben victoriano #ruben ruvik victoriano #ruvik x reader #karl heisenberg #heisenberg #heisenberg x reader #karl heisenberg x reader #ardyn #ardyn izunia #ardyn lucis caelum #ardyn x reader #ardyn izunia x reader #my clips #my gifs

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selfish-saturniidae · 4 months

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I got my nipples pierced and I have some ✨thoughts✨

Here's the list:

1. Of the 7 piercings I now have, they were the most painful. First half of the needle going through is fine, second half is a purple nurple from Tartarus.

2. They were immediately the most aesthetically pleasing piercings I've gotten. Like, my Medusa looked funky at first due to the extra-long starting bar, my nostril was super red, and my conch was actually pretty decent albeit small, but my nipples looked like a million dollars out the gate 😍

3. They feel fine very quickly. It wasn't immediate for me like it is for some people, though; my nipples felt like they had been rubbed raw with sandpaper for about an hour or so but the pain subsided fairly quickly after that and I was able to sleep fine.

4. I'm already pretty sure I'm going to have more healing issues with my right piercing than my left. It has more blood around it and it also hurt more post-piercing.

5. I am now completely irresistible to my husband 😎

6. If I lose these piercings for some reason, I don't think I'll get them redone. I think the pain is worth it at least the one time, and maybe I'll feel different later on if something does happen. But for now it's definitely not something I need to experience ever again 🤣

7. On the plus side, every other piercing I get will probably feel like a piece of cake. I'm only planning on other ear piercings now so if I get my industrial done that might compare pain wise, but everything else should be more like my nostril or my conch. A pinch and then it's done, with some soreness for a couple of days.

8. I am well-endowed, so I'm worried about embedment more than anything else. Just gonna have to keep an eye on it 🤷🏼‍♀️

9. These were the piercings my ex-husband said would make him not want to touch me anymore. Now I'm entirely repulsive to him and I couldn't be happier. I've wanted these for almost a decade now, and I'm so glad I'm with a partner who not only encourages me to be myself, but genuinely enjoys and is only ever more attracted to me whenever I take steps towards being the person I want to be and present to the world. ❤️ I think these piercings were a major step in my healing process and will give me the confidence boost I've been needing

10. I feel like I have to have a 10 just to even things out. 😝 My 10th and final thought is that a year is sooooooooooo long to wait to change out the jewelry 😭 but my 2025 will probably start out with new bling so that's something to look forward to!

If you're thinking about getting nipple piercings and you're reading this, it's really not as bad as you think it'll be. ☺️ It hurts, like all piercings do, but if you go to a reputable piercer it will only really hurt for a combined total of, like, 5 seconds. The soreness after sucks but you can take Tylenol or Aleve and put cold compresses on your piercings and it's no worse than a mild scrape or cut. I thought it was very much worth it, and I'm excited for how it heals over the year! Starting 2024 out bravely 🥰

#journal entry #piercings #my piercings #female piercings #breast piercing #idk if i can put nipple in the tags or not but here we go #if you want to sparkle then honey go treat yourself #life is too short to not shine your way through it

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bittercoldbrew · 6 months

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business vampire?? demon gf?????? i simply must know more.

let's dooooo family and future!

Cas* I am SO sorry that it's taken me this long to answer from that prompt I reblogged uhhhhh a month (???) ago 😭😭😭 I don't have a good excuse except that I'm bad at things, but I can't thank you enough for asking about my two beloved idiots, they're everything to me.....🥲

Business Vampire, aka Max, aka Maximilian (yes it's his real name, no you can't call him that) is a recently-promoted Regional Manager of a temp agency that hires out vampire office clerks. They're diligent! They're effective! They'll work third shift! Hire a vampire today!! He's also...just kind of a bastard. Himbo-adjacent, but he's not always particularly nice, and not actually stupid--just willing to be ignorant about things that don't directly benefit him. He was way into his MBA program before he realized they weren't actually joking about the whole ~undead~ thing; and when he did, he figured he wasn't really doing anything with his immortal soul anyway 🤷🏽 Might as well cash it in now, right? He's Bad Bi Rep(tm) and was a prolific serial dater when he was alive--not a cheater, just addicted to "the chase", always loved a tough sell. Now that he's got supernatural mind control powers though, convincing someone to give him a chance when they initially don't like him comes way too easily and it completely killed the vibe; he's not actually a piece of shit, he just dresses like one. If he ever went to therapy he'd actually have to think about why, exactly, it's so important to him to pursue the kinds of people who are immediately repulsed by the persona he embodies, in the hopes that they'll dig a little deeper and find something worthwhile in him instead. He absolutely does not go to therapy.

Juniper, for better or worse, is exactly the kind of person to find him repulsive, and she's immune to his magical vampire compulsion trick, too. To call her a demon or his girlfriend are both a little misleading--she's only part-infernal, on her father's side, and she doesn't even like Max. She...is sleeping with him, though. Occasionally. And then a bit more often than occasionally. And then...a bit more often than that. But nope, no way, definitely not into Max. He's arrogant, annoying, and...absurdly attractive 😔 She's pathologically self-conscious about the whole infernal monster thing; she makes humans uneasy, in an instinctive, subconscious, fight-flight-or-freeze prey drive kind of a way, so she gears her whole life around keeping to herself and going unnoticed and trying her best to never make anyone afraid of her. But Max...isn't remotely afraid of her. And it's...nice, to finally have found someone who isn't. And he very much should be--the infernal magic in her blood is quite literally toxic to vampires, and drinking too much of it will quite literally kill him, this time for good. But...drinking just a little has a narcotic effect, and she's human enough that it satisfies his hunger for a while, and she agrees to fuck him, too? He's certain he's getting the better end of this deal, but he's sure not about to risk it by pointing that out.

ANYWAY, yeesh, that's way too much preamble before actually getting to your questions, sorry 😅 I just really love these two. But yes, goodness, prompts!! Gonna stick these under a cut because clearly I'm incapable of keeping concise! But hopefully this has whet peoples' appetites and you all will wanna know more about my darling monsters 🥲🥲 Everyone feel free to keep sending me those prompts if you wanna know more about them or any of my other OCs 🥰🥰🥰

Family: Like I said, Juniper is infernal on her dad's side; he's never been around much, but he's very sweet with her when he is and she's really fond of him in return. His dad was a genuine infernal creature, chaos and corruption and decay made flesh, so he's even less human than June is, and as such simply doesn't have much understanding of the sorts of things that strain human relationships, like distance and time and lack of communication (which is why June's mom broke things off with him shortly after June's birth). June is his only child, and she's way more sympathetic towards him and his less-than-stellar parenting skills than anyone else in her family--her mom, stepdad, and two half-sisters all just try to pretend that he doesn't exist and even if he did exist then there totally definitely wasn't anything weird or unusual about him at all. June moved across the country as soon as she was old enough to get away, and she gets the sense they're all trying to pretend the same things about her, too. It hurts her feelings way more than she lets on, but helps solidify her decision to keep everyone ever at a distance (until Max comes barreling through all her carefully crafted defenses).

Max is somehow even less close with his family. He talks to his mom on the phone for birthdays and big holidays, but hasn't seen her or spoken to his father in years. Vampire powers or no, he'd probably kill the man on sight, given half the chance. His dad was an army engineer once upon a time, and then a traditional engineer when that was over, so there really was never much chance of any amount of emotional availability over there yet even so he was a real piece of work. Max was an only child, and his mom always tried to comfort him after his dad's verbal and emotional abuse but was never able or willing (he doesn't know which, and decided ages ago that he doesn't actually care) to prevent or intervene in the abuse when it happened. Again, a tiny amount of therapy might help him realize that his whole prideful, unserious, charming lothario persona was initially just a front he put on to piss off his shitty dad. But why would he do any self-reflection when he's got this hot, mean demon babe with her own luggage rack of family baggage to bang about it, instead?

Future: This is such a good prompt but unfortunately not one I can answer very thoroughly without spoiling my own (still very roughly drafted) plot. BUT I can say that there's a vampire named Leon that they're both interested in seeing, Max for the first time ever, June for the first time in several years. Leon's the leader of a very powerful vampire sect, and possibly the oldest living one in North America, and he's...sort of missing? Maybe? No one's seen him in a couple years now, though he's definitely not dead because the vampires he sired (and the ones they'd sired, and on down quite a few degrees of separation) would have felt a weakening of their own power if he'd died. And it isn't super unusual for him to just kind of wander off and disappear for a while; much like June's dad, he's so old that he doesn't have much sense of insignificant things like the passage of time. But it's odd for him to have been gone for this long without anyone having seen nor heard from him. June isn't terribly worried for him--he's a big vampire, he can take care of himself--but they're friends (insofar as either of them really have "friends"), and she'd like to know for certain that he's alright. Max, meanwhile, thinks it'd be good for business to get in with the "trads", and knowing and/or collaborating with a guy like Leon would definitely give him a leg up on his way to the c-suite. June figures that's as close to a genuine motivation as she'll see from her annoying vampire fuckboi, but, hey, fuck it, she'll take what she can get.

#answered asks #thedragonagelesbian #thank you thank you thank you for indulging me dear cas*#sorry sorry sorry that it took me so damn long to answer lmao #juniper and max #cafe con sangre (its a working title dont look at me like that)#my ocs #my writing

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Nancy & Teddy Pt.4

Nancy: She shouldn’t be, why do you think she liked it so much

Teddy: I know why she liked it, what there is to like about you, more than she or anyone else ever will

Nancy: No one else knows how evil I really am, I hold back and I’m sick of it

Teddy: No holds barred with me, baby

Nancy: I feel like I’m rolling, I’m too happy

Nancy: no one is safe from us, we’re going to elevate each other, go further

Teddy: You are, this is the best drug you’ll take

Nancy: Fuck me up

Teddy: You thought you craved me after today, but this is the real feeling you won’t be able to stop chasing, the high I can give you with more than just my body

Nancy: Your mind is better

Nancy: and that isn’t to discredit just how good your body is

Teddy: We’ll be legendary

Nancy: In our own right, fuck our families

Teddy: You have such a perfect mind

Nancy: The way you say perfect, I want to sear that into my brain

Teddy: If I could fuck your brain too, I would

Nancy: Try

Nancy: I believe in you

Teddy: I will, that’s what this game with your cousin is

Nancy: I remember what you wanted

Teddy: Remember everything I want

Nancy: and give it to you, yeah?

Teddy: We’ve come so fucking far in a day, Nance

Nancy: We have so many plans to put into action, it’s the best

Teddy: Now I feel like I’m rolling

Nancy: We shouldn’t come down, ever

Teddy: Let’s not

Nancy: 🥰🥰

Nancy: or ever sleep again

Teddy: We’ll sleep when all our enemies are dead

Nancy: How have you not made a single misstep? It’s impressive

Nancy: The amount of times I’ve usually had the ick by now

Teddy: It could be my ? too

Nancy: I am feeling pretty smug with myself, this couldn’t have gone better

Teddy: Your face must be a picture, figuratively & I literally demand it is

Nancy: [send him a picture of your 😚 face rn]

Teddy: I agree, this couldn’t have gone better

Nancy: I just realized

Nancy: you’ll have to come to all the family functions with her

Teddy: Oh, that hadn’t occurred to me yet either

Nancy: You’re going to be fascinated again

Teddy: I wasn’t thinking any further ahead than your birthday

Nancy: What are you getting me?

Teddy: 🤔 Before, [something she would have liked but isn’t feelsy obvs], but it simply won’t do now

Nancy: Maybe you could fuck me and not her, just for the night

Teddy: Top of the list, but not all I’m going to give you

Nancy: OBVIOUSLY you have to get me real presents too, you’ve set a precedent

Teddy: & there’s a precedent for being too out of it to fuck after any of your parties, she can be even if I’m not

Nancy: She’s a lightweight, you wouldn’t even have to spike her for that to be achieved

Teddy: Her socials have highlighted that, yeah

Nancy: Last ones standing is a given

Teddy: It doesn’t really count as a deliberate gift, only another precedent which we’ve both set

Nancy: It only gets truer as you get older

Nancy: Practically none of the people I started out with are still partying at all

Teddy: My tedious siblings are yet more proof, I’m already the last one standing

Nancy: Likewise

Teddy: We’ll drink to it

Nancy: Their lack of stamina and imagination

Teddy: How different we are

Nancy: and that being a good thing

Teddy: A blessing undisguised & actually extremely blatant

Nancy: Being the favourite wouldn’t have got me anywhere, look at Ava

Teddy: You can be my favourite, that’s what you really want

Nancy: Yeah, it is

Teddy: & I may let you be Rex’s, if you’re good

Nancy: you’re his too though, you heard him pining

Teddy: Is he asleep?

Nancy: he is now, I gave him his dinner a while ago

Nancy: [send snoozy dog content]

Teddy: I should’ve ordered you the baby monitor J had for his brats, you distracted me too much to consider it at the time

Nancy: I could watch you sleep like a super stalker

Teddy: I’m going to have to cuddle with her, the least you can do is watch so we both suffer

Nancy: Oh no, I don’t want it, thanks 🤢

Teddy: I regret agreeing to your evil plan

Nancy: It’s too late now

Teddy: 🥺💔 but there are hundreds of repulsive aspects I haven’t thought about until now

Nancy: We can call it hasty but what else are we going to do?

Teddy: I’m going to force you to endure it with me

Nancy: Alright, I will, promise

Nancy: it’ll hurt me more than you

Teddy: You’re more sensitive than I am

Nancy: I’m not

Nancy: but there are no perks for me, however small yours are

Teddy: Liar, I’ll give you GIANT perks

Nancy: Okay, okay

Nancy: I still have to watch it and see everyone else think you two are a couple and be happy about it, it’s a much harder job

Teddy: You get to be passive, an observer, while I’m actively pursuing her & keeping her interest at the expense of my own

Teddy: my job is way more challenging

Nancy: Hmm

Teddy: I’m not going to get any enjoyment out of her, you know I won’t

Nancy: Not none, same you could get from anyone

Teddy: None in the sense you mean

Nancy: Really? 🤔

Teddy: Come on, she does absolutely nothing for me, to suggest otherwise is insulting 🤢

Nancy: Yeah but still, friction is friction

Teddy: Yeah & you could fuck your bedpost while I’m out with her

Teddy: we’ll be satisfied by the identical perks we’ll both get out of this arrangement, you & I, don’t get it twisted

Nancy: Yeah, I suppose so

Teddy: I want you, I’m doing it for you

Nancy: No, I know that

Nancy: It did seem easier, before

Teddy: It’ll be worth it

Nancy: Very

Teddy: My loyalty lies with you, trust that, not what you’re going to see

Nancy: You’re too nice, actually

Nancy: You only agreed in the first place to party with me, it’s never been about her, I know that

Teddy: Imagine you called up every single one of your exes, it would mean nothing because I’m who you want, it’s the same principle

Teddy: no one is a threat to you

Nancy: If the third wheeling becomes too intolerable alone

Teddy: Ha ha, I’m not actually signing off on a reunion tour for you to fuck all of your former boyfriends

Nancy: 😏

Teddy: If they go near your new bed, if anyone does, it’s game over

Nancy: I was only ever suggesting they pay for my drinks and provide me with something to do whilst you suck face, don’t worry

Teddy: I pay for your drinks & you’ll have plenty of scheming to do

Nancy: Fine, if that’s what you want

Teddy: It is

Nancy: Because you’re you

Teddy: Because you belong to me

Nancy: I’m yours, in secret for now

Teddy: & when it’s public it’ll be SO fucking public

Nancy: now he wants matching collars

Teddy: Yeah

Nancy: He does look really handsome in his

Teddy: We’ll try not to outshine him, but I have a feeling you will

Nancy: you

Nancy: I can’t think straight now

Teddy: You don’t have to think to shop

Nancy: It’ll be too long ‘til you can wear it, I’ll get you something you can until then

Teddy: We can still match

Nancy: You looked so good today

Teddy: I wanted to dress nice for you

Nancy: I appreciated it, more than I could let you know

Teddy: All of my friends wear the same things, like they’ve joined [a posh cult lol]

Nancy: You stand out, in lots of ways

Nancy: Boys your age can really be like a hivemind with no personality

Teddy: It worked, you noticed 🦚

Nancy: I noticed you ages ago

Teddy: When specifically?

Nancy: I think it was at [someone]’s party when you [something he did that we found suitably outrageous and thus a vibe, probably ages ago so we didn’t pursue you because knew how it’d look and that our friends would be like no bitch]

Teddy: I’m too turned on to hear that

Nancy: It’s not my fault you’re so intriguing, is it

Teddy: Nor is it mine everyone else is boring

Nancy: I didn’t even realise who you were at first, you look nothing like your brother

Teddy: But then [his uncle who she said he looked like earlier] clicked?

Nancy: Something like that, yes 🤭

Teddy: What happened between you two?

Nancy: Nothing too scandalous

Teddy: Spill, he’ll be at my family functions

Nancy: I don’t think you’ll want to hear it, no

Teddy: I do

Nancy: A few dates and a hookup, before he met his current partner, by the way, so he won’t need to avoid me

Teddy: That’s it, you aren’t going to share any of the details?

Nancy: I was being considerate

Teddy: To who? I’m asking & he’ll never know you told

Nancy: well, it wasn’t bad, at all

Nancy: but I had ulterior motives, you know how it is

Nancy: I wasn’t looking to be 😍🥰

Teddy: Was he devastated?

Nancy: I highly doubt it, he met [this partner] not long after

Nancy: I’m not the one

Teddy: OR she’s a rebound & you’ll rekindle things over [a family function he’s specifying but I’m not]

Nancy: Not you working out my actual evil plan, so awkward

Teddy: It’s what I would do if I’d fucked your uncle

Nancy: You’d be making some very strange life choices if you had

Teddy: Perhaps, I have form for that

Nancy: Pinky promise I won’t make comparisons when we finally fuck anyway

Teddy: I don’t care, I’ll come off looking better in each of them if you do

Nancy: I already know it

Nancy: it was standard decent sex, rough but how everyone likes it, you know

Teddy: 🥱 I know all too well

Teddy: [give her some more kiss and tells of yours that fit that vibe exactly, whether it’s with lads or girls or both]

Nancy: and I can’t even blame anyone, ‘cos they can’t give me what I want when I can’t ask for it

Nancy: tell me about the best you’ve ever had, please

Teddy: I can’t it hasn’t happened yet, when we finally fuck, I’ll tell you

Nancy: Vivid detail

Teddy: Always, what do you take me for?

Nancy: You’re an excellent storyteller

Nancy: I don’t think I sold your uncle’s dickdown very well

Teddy: Because it wasn’t very good

Teddy: I’m ashamed of him, truly, what an embarrassment to the family name I should have, would if my mother dared to keep it

Nancy: Poor man, he will think I’m weirdly obsessed with him if he thinks I’m trash-talking him now

Nancy: not a +1 option to your wedding

Teddy: Who are you bringing?

Nancy: You shouldn’t actually marry her, that’s too much of a mess for you, just let it all get planned and paid for

Teddy: Okay

Nancy: Don’t you think?

Teddy: I’m thinking about her waiting there for me with everyone, how crushed she’ll be when I don’t walk through those doors

Nancy: How long will she wait, hold out hope…

Teddy: Until the venue’s booked for the next happy couple & they have to kick her out

Nancy: You’ll need a new phone, new number, the texts and calls will be insane

Teddy: But we’ll keep my old one, read the messages together

Nancy: Definitely

Nancy: because once she realizes, she won’t ever talk to you again, or me, until she has to, so we have to savour it

Teddy: It’ll be delicious while it lasts

Nancy: her trying to piece herself back together after we’ve decimated her will take years

Teddy: The amount of damage we’re going to cause, any meaningful recovery will be impossible for her

Nancy: Ruined for real, barely holding it together for the cameras and the family and friends

Teddy: She’ll have no trust in her remaining family or friends, it’ll be the first thing to go, & once it has, there’s no reason to even attempt holding anything else together

Nancy: How could you trust anyone or anything again? It’s not just this event, she’ll question everything about our relationship and see it finally for what it is

Teddy: She’ll lose everything, her mind included

Nancy: As small of a loss as it is, comparatively, it’s all she has

Teddy: I promised you could have it all, no stone unturned

Nancy: You’re too much in the best way and I want it all

Teddy: You’re my ideal amount

Nancy: I’m too much too, you’ll see

Teddy: You’re intending to make me eat my words, are you?

Nancy: Absolutely

Teddy: I look forward to seeing you try

Nancy: Said as if I haven’t impressed you all day, quite rude

Teddy: I’d hate for you to get bored either having things come to you too easily

Nancy: Nothing else does, you’re quite alright

Teddy: Darling, no, that will not do at all

Nancy: I know 💔😔

Teddy: Life is about to change

Nancy: It’s already started, babe

Teddy: Yeah, it has

Teddy: & when she arrives it won’t stop, you’ll forget you’ve ever been 💔

Nancy: You’re the distraction I need, this is what I’m meant to be doing

Teddy: It is quite impressive seeing you this focused

Nancy: I know it seems like I have none, just because I’m not like my parents or my brother

Nancy: My priorities are just different, you could be one of them

Teddy: I’ve heard it all before myself

Teddy: our priorities match, that’s why this is such an amazing plan

Nancy: All parents compare, I don’t know why they bother with the pretence that they don’t and would never, it’s so obvious

Teddy: We’ll do it openly, like we did with Rex’s brothers & sisters before we picked him, line each of the accidental babies up

Nancy: 😁 There’s going to be enough for a line, yeah?

Teddy: An annoyingly long line, I’m sure

Nancy: Sorry I’m not infertile, darling

Teddy: My parents need some grandchildren they can show off without it being through gritted teeth, you’re doing them a truly HUGE favour

Nancy: I just know they want you to pass on your cuteness

Teddy: & if they inherit yours it won’t be the dire tragedy it is for J’s youngest brat looking the spitting image of her mother

Nancy: Awkward, her face isn’t quite as chubby, it’ll have to be consolation for the poor thing

Teddy: I take consolation in my doting uncle duties being minimal as he’s managed to finally realise I am in fact not, however obsessed with those children he is

Nancy: Thankfully my terrible reputation precedes me there, no one wants me anywhere near their children

Teddy: If you’re ever forced, nothing will get you out of it, or his tedious company, quicker than calling her Tilly like Chlo used to do for the second she stayed on the scene, he HATES the reminder

Nancy: That is handy information to have 😏

Teddy: It’s G’s trick actually, I just steal it whenever necessary

Nancy: And she’s really gone ahead and done the same thing herself? People are so predictably boring

Teddy: The only consistent thing anyone can be relied on for is to be disappointing, we’re apparently out here as the sole exceptions, which is why we have to stick together

Nancy: Amen, the last ones standing

Teddy: 🥂 first & foremost to how fertile you are, you wouldn’t enjoy yourself half as much otherwise, meaning neither could I

Nancy: It certainly is an exciting thing to think about here and now

Teddy: You know how excited I am

Nancy: I’ve still got the pictures open

Teddy: [send her some new ones just to keep her updated lol]

Nancy: Please 🤤

Teddy: I can’t wait to find out how many times you can drop your pleases into conversation in front of your cousin

Nancy: I’ll be on my best behaviour, obviously, manners cost nothing

Teddy: Your manners are going to cost me, I won’t be able to resist buying you whatever you want

Nancy: I already have your card info, you’ll be spoiling me whenever she makes me too jealous

Teddy: Providing you take your jealousy out on me sometimes too

Nancy: Whenever I get the chance, naturally

Teddy: I’ve no qualms about spiking her as well as J, there’s all the more reason in her case

Nancy: I bet we can do it with her just asleep but

Nancy: It isn’t as if I care, if you want to, we should

Teddy: She’s bound to get tired more easily, with her body giving up on her the way it is

Nancy: 👩‍🦳 hours

Nancy: Don’t you trust that I can sneak? I’ll be so quiet, if she’s sober, awake, in the room with us

Teddy: You could always prove it to me right now

Teddy: because no, I think the prospect has you very loud

Nancy: [a video that’s purposefully just of your face but it’s obvious what you’re doing and how hard you’re focusing on being 🤐]

Teddy: If your parents could see you, they’d be extremely proud of your focus & what you’re prioritising, just as I am

Nancy: Fuck

Nancy: I wish anyone could see me right now, Rex is the only one here

Teddy: I’m all alone too

Nancy: Invite [whoever he was on the phone with] over

Nancy: I hate being alone

Teddy: I could invite lots of people over, no one would think twice about you being here for a party

Nancy: I can’t

Teddy: Why not?

Nancy: Because I promised I wouldn’t sleep with you before you got her to go out with you and I have to stick to it

Teddy: Because you don’t trust me to stick to it

Nancy: No, myself

Nancy: I know what would happen, I’m not deluded

Teddy: Yeah & you think you know that without you as my incentive I wouldn’t go through with seducing Grace, but I will, I’ve promised

Nancy: It’s not just incentive

Teddy: What are you afraid of?

Nancy: Nothing

Teddy: It’s a promise you made before, it doesn’t need to stand now

Nancy: Why are you so impatient?

Teddy: You like telling me no, but you can’t deny you’ll love when you finally say yes

Nancy: I’m not denying that just because it’s still a no

Nancy: The timing needs to be right or it’ll fuck everything up

Teddy: You’re denying yourself so much by insisting the timing isn’t right

Nancy: What if I turned around and said I didn’t want to do it anymore, what then?

Teddy: We’d come up with a new plan

Nancy: No because this plan is good and I’m not going to let myself back out of it now

Nancy: if I slept with you, I might

Teddy: Okay, Nance

Nancy: You’ll still want it or I’ll make you again

Teddy: Do you seriously want me to invite [that person] over?

Nancy: I seriously don’t want you to be lonely

Teddy: Can’t you continue to keep me company from there?

Nancy: Of course I can, if you want me to

Teddy: How I feel has absolutely nothing to do with [that random person], you did this to me

Nancy: Tell me how I can make you feel good, from here

Teddy: It’ll make me feel better to hear you’re pining for me how Rex is, despite your show of willpower

Nancy: [the MOST 🥺 selfie that is also more blatantly inappropriate with what you’re showing because how else are you getting across the desperation]

Teddy: [call her up so you can also blatantly hear her and let her hear you even if you then hang up to be a bit of a tease as she’s still holding out and keeping this promise]

Nancy: I deserved that

Nancy: You sounded like you’d been working out for hours

Teddy: You do motivate me more than my personal trainer does

Nancy: I’m too embarrassed by my total lack of coordination and skill to get one

Nancy: so work me out

Teddy: I’ll only make you blush like I did in the car

Nancy: You’re so nice to me

Teddy: It motivates you

Nancy: I only want to be nice to you from now on

Teddy: You want me to cum after all this edging & surfing we’ve been doing

Nancy: I need it, let me have it

Teddy: I’d be able to totally cover your body if you were here

Nancy: Someone needs to 👅 it all off of me

Teddy: When you’ve got your pet back, she can

Nancy: She will, her mother is constantly in some kind of throuple, she wouldn’t even blink

Teddy: It’s a pity she doesn’t look more like her mother

Nancy: We’ll find pretty girls, she wouldn’t be as devoted if she was

Teddy: You’re my pretty girl, we’ve found each other already

Nancy: Stop it 😭

Teddy: After the last pic you sent you can’t call yourself anything but, look at it

Nancy: but, I can look at you instead

Teddy: I can feel you looking at me

Nancy: You’re so gorgeous, it makes me wanna act so reckless

Teddy: Call me back & do it

Nancy: [do call him back on a facetime to do that]

Teddy: [live your best feral lives, nobody is around on either end so]

Nancy: 🥰🥰🥰

Nancy: I finally saw you cum

Teddy: & I did get to cum all over you, on a screen still counts

Nancy: it definitely counts, I felt it, feel everything you did

Teddy: You were incredible

Nancy: I do feel it now

Teddy: You’ve outdone [just nonchalantly describing a VERY feral act you’ve recently done with someone else that until rn you’ve been classing as your fave thing]

Teddy: you should

Nancy: Be for real 😳

Teddy: I love your 😳

Nancy: MORE than you love [said feral act]? 🤔

Teddy: Yes

Nancy: I’m going to need you to marry me right now

Teddy: Where are you going to wear your 💍 to keep it a secret?

Nancy: Good question…

Nancy: I’ll have to invest in really high necklines if I put it on a chain

Teddy: Which would be devastating, you’ll have to put it somewhere more intimate

Nancy: But I can’t lose it

Nancy: we might have to try out a couple places

Teddy: In order to find the perfect place, I’m willing to try anything

Nancy: I’ll do anything for you when it’s official

Teddy: It’ll be too much fun testing you out

Nancy: Gotta try before you commit, even if you already have verbally

Teddy: Oh I see, you’re doing a nice thing making me wait

Nancy: I could be as bad as your first wife

Teddy: Your devotion hits different

Nancy: You want mine, it’s a nuisance otherwise, ask her

Teddy: Desperately

Nancy: You know it’s mutual, even if I struggle believing I could ever have yours

Teddy: You’ll believe it soon, all the evidence will be laid out in front of you, her struggles, me

Nancy: I want to so I will

Teddy: [send her a pic of you literally lying there like hello, this is how it will be]

Nancy: you better enjoy the bed space whilst you still have it

Nancy: [send him a picture of this giant pup taking up a load of this bed rn]

Teddy: When we move in together he can have his own bed

Nancy: but you have to let me share your bed

Teddy: Every night, I’ll never tell you no

Nancy: Even if you’re very cross at me, promise

Teddy: Especially, how else could you say you’re sorry?

Nancy: We think the same

Teddy: Sometimes I may let my favourite child in, to upset the others, but mostly it’ll exclusively be you & I

Nancy: You’re going to turn me on, again?

Teddy: Constantly, I vow to as your husband

Nancy: What if we have different favourites?

Teddy: I hadn’t considered it, we do think the same

Nancy: This is true

Nancy: Competition to be the real favourite can’t hurt though

Teddy: & having one child would be an affront to how fertile you are

Nancy: and how often you have to cum in me

Nancy: just doesn’t work

Teddy: They’ll have to fight for our attention, there’s no other way

Nancy: Never actually succeeding in getting it fully

Teddy: We’ll have a separate wing of the house to leave them in whenever they aren’t away at school

Nancy: Between school and nannies, they’ll have nothing to complain about, I didn’t have either

Teddy: My mother was raised like that & until she met my father she had no complaints

Nancy: It’s weird, when people are obsessed with their kids, like you said

Nancy: it doesn’t end well

Teddy: Jay’s a horrific mess of a brat, there’s the proof if anyone requires it

Nancy: Neither of her actual parents truly wants her, that’ll be fun for her to grapple with in therapy in a few year's time

Teddy: His overcompensation talks a good game, but you’re so right, he isn’t going to be good enough

Nancy: Being raised by her mother’s ex and her auntie, like, what the fuck are either of them thinking?

Nancy: But I’M the mess

Teddy: An addict & his barely legal girlfriend, it’s a great look when your substitute mother is a few years older than you

Teddy: at least G’s husband is ancient & those children of his are past the age of being impressionable

Nancy: Hmm, okay, don’t impregnate me for a while then

Teddy: I will when I want to, you can’t force me to wait for everything

Nancy: Okay, Mr barely legal 🙃

Teddy: I’m not in school like Ava was, fucking you in my uniform

Nancy: God 🙄 It is so… I don’t know how my parents still let her act so high and mighty like she didn’t do all that

Teddy: I don’t know how J can act it, he seriously thinks he’s superior to my entire family

Nancy: Tell that to the statutory you committed because you couldn’t resist the cliche

Nancy: I could almost be impressed if she just admitted it but she acts like it’s some love story for the ages and not what it actually is

Teddy: So does he, I’m not pretending or actually trying to take the moral high ground at least

Nancy: So many people can’t cop to who they are, how can you respect that?

Teddy: Catch my father behind his family man facade while none of us can stand him & he fucks girls around the age of his daughter, J doesn’t just look like him, the apple’s that close to the tree it barely fell

Nancy: Rotten to the core sounds about right

Nancy: fuck them all

Teddy: You’re my family now

Nancy: You’re mine

Nancy: I have to get over them, get away from how they make me feel

Teddy: We’ll start over once their lives are, do this much needed payback & focus purely on ourselves

Nancy: and everything we want

Teddy: Yeah, my priorities are & always have been unquestionably correct

Nancy: you’re smart as hell

Teddy: So are you

Teddy: completely 😈

Nancy: we never have to stop, there’s so many people in this city who deserve us fucking them up

Teddy: I’m certainly not concerned we’ll run out of targets, there are people who deserve us in every city

Nancy: But not like that, not like we deserve each other

Teddy: You’ll never deserve me like that & they don’t vice versa, you’re special, no jokes

Nancy: Never?

Teddy: I’ve got no interest in hurting you, I told you earlier

Nancy: That’s all you

Teddy: We deserve each other, it’s you & I

Nancy: I can’t be without you, I need you to fuck this feeling into my bones, don’t let it fade

Teddy: It’ll last as long as us

Nancy: I don’t let go easy

Teddy: You can hurt me like that

Nancy: Nails and teeth if you’re serious

Teddy: I’m taking my 👰🤵🏼 proposal seriously, you should too

Nancy: I’m dead serious

Nancy: do you believe I’ll do it?

Teddy: I believe you’re capable of almost anything, given suitable provocation

Nancy: We could call it provocation, all the reasons you’re giving me to say yes to the dress and all of the rest

Teddy: We have to, you’re deliberately causing my sexual desire, that’s the dictionary definition

Nancy: See, smart

Nancy: just not boring about it

Teddy: I don’t get turned on by old books like my brother would, but I can’t live life dimwitted like your cousin

Nancy: It isn’t as fun as some people burdened with their big brains suspect

Teddy: You’re too intelligent to know that, wits as sharp as your nails

Nancy: You’re too hot to be this nice

Teddy: You’ve masterminded a fantastic, life ruining scheme today, that’s a fact

Nancy: It’s just instinct

Nancy: to be as cruel as I can be at any given moment, I don’t have to think about it anymore

Teddy: But you aren’t cruel to me

Nancy: Not yet, I haven’t needed to be

Teddy: You’re smart enough to know you don’t need to be

Nancy: It wouldn’t benefit me at all

Teddy: No & recognising that is why you’ll reap the rewards

Nancy: I find it easy, being kind to you

Nancy: maybe not without thinking but

Teddy: The truth is, I’m not clever, I’m a clever 🦜

Nancy: You know what people want, whether you deliver or otherwise

Teddy: As you said earlier, it’s predictable

Nancy: Predictable doesn’t always mean achievable though

Teddy: Well, I too can achieve almost anything given suitable provocation

Nancy: ⭐️🧑🏼

Teddy: Your schoolboy fantasy rears its head after all

Nancy: Predictable is right, baby 😏

Teddy: I understand, uni is hardly a respectable fantasy setting unless we switched with our siblings 🤓

Nancy: Yet they didn’t pick the same one… like, do it properly if you’re going to

Teddy: Give it a term or two more before I will no longer be welcome at the same one as him, they’re eventually going to realise our assignments are alike because they’re copied, not because we share an identical passion for [whatever business course James did that Teddy is now being forced to do for the same reason he was] years apart

Nancy: Do you care?

Teddy: I’d like to get as far as possible, to let my father believe I intend to stick it out to the finish, but beyond that, no

Nancy: just like the wedding, take it as far as you can

Teddy: Precisely

Nancy: and then we can leave, go wherever we want to first

Teddy: I’d even go to [the honeymoon destination they mocked Grace for earlier] with you

Nancy: We’ll go wherever she wanted to, that’s an excellent idea

Teddy: Try & convince her to choose somewhere vaguely bearable though, please

Nancy: Duh

Nancy: and you’ll be paying for everything, so she isn’t going to have any control over her dream honeymoon going ahead without her

Teddy: It’ll be so romantic

Nancy: Yeah

Nancy: but do we take ALL the photographs or do we keep it vague and let her use her imagination with the rest?

Teddy: Does she have any imagination? The girl is baby raised by TV & everything else online if I ever saw one

Nancy: You’re right, I’m giving way too much credit, we’ll have to plaster it all over the feed

Teddy: You’ll have such an expensive manicure to use, all paid for from the wedding budget

Nancy: Do you think she’d tell if I sent her pictures of my nails and what they’ve done to you?

Teddy: Tell who? Nobody cares about her

Nancy: 😈

Teddy: We’re untouchable thanks to the hard work you’ve done

Nancy: And she’s going right back to untouched when you betray her

Teddy: & the backwards country you rescued her from

Nancy: How long do you think this will take us, all in, your first date to nearly the altar

Teddy: Imagining this was a speedrun & we weren’t savouring every moment, showboating aside, I sincerely believe I could get us there in 6 months max & a couple at a push

Teddy: what do you think?

Nancy: I think that if we got this done in 6 months, everyone would think she had lost her last brain cell, and precisely no one would feel bad for her when you were obviously not the guy she thought you were

Teddy: I’ll take however long you’d like to me to

Nancy: We might want to linger, prolong the suffering, like you said

Nancy: but if you’re lovebombing her and she buys it, the effect is going to be the same

Teddy: It’ll be immediate, hence the shorter timescale of 2 or 3 months also being possible without any of my ego involved, but that would mean it’s over far too quickly to enjoy it

Teddy: we could do it in 9, in honour of the baby she can’t conceive?

Nancy: That’s so unbelievably nasty

Nancy: I love it

Teddy: You love me

Nancy: Yes

Teddy: Then it’ll be the first deadline I don’t blatantly ignore

Nancy: I was going to have a drink but I don’t want anything to blame for this feeling but you

Teddy: Fuck, you’re staying sober for me

Teddy: you do love me

Nancy: I make no promises to even get through the night but I was halfway through making a [some drink, I don’t care, we have a stocked home bar is the point lol] and now I don’t even care about finishing it

Teddy: Nobody has ever admitted doing something like that because of me before, I usually have the opposite effect & they’re reaching for the bottle

Nancy: I feel like I’d die with how out of it you make me feel just by talking to me how you do

Nancy: I could OD on this

Teddy: I know the feeling, but I also know you can’t because I need you

Nancy: I’ll keep you on the edge if you promise to do the same

Teddy: I promise 🤝

Nancy: Daddy 💘

Teddy: If I impregnated you in [whatever month it would be so she started to really show by the time they are wrapping up this evil plot, going on his limited knowledge of pregnancies via Chlo] she’d see it in the honeymoon pics

Nancy: Will you think I’m disgusting though?

Teddy: It would destroy her, think about it

Nancy: I know it would, it’s all she cares about because she can’t have it

Teddy: Even she’d be able to do the maths & work out it happened while I was with her

Nancy: I’m just unsure

Teddy: About your body? You’ll get it back

Nancy: No, not that

Nancy: We could get a divorce, if I let a pregnancy go too far, I can’t just get rid of it

Teddy: But you can get rid of a baby, if I leave you, leave it on my doorstep, it’s what I’ll deserve

Nancy: Yeah, right

Nancy: You’re nothing like your brother, I’ve heard

Teddy: I’ll take care of it in the sense I’ll pay someone to, the same as I will when we’re together

Nancy: Okay

Teddy: I told you, there’s nothing I can’t protect you from

Nancy: Kids ruin everything, sometimes

Teddy: They can ruin my parents, we won’t let them ruin us

Nancy: I’m just saying, it would be very mean if you wouldn’t fuck me on her honeymoon

Teddy: I’m nice, remember?

Nancy: For now

Teddy: I understand if you don’t want to, it was just an idea I thought you’d like

Nancy: I’m scared, of this one thing

Teddy: What can I do so you aren’t scared of a single thing?

Nancy: Make me believe you want it, you’ve got ‘til [whatever the timeframe of it would be for the date he said]

Teddy: Okay, I will

Nancy: I could fake a pregnancy and destroy her with it

Nancy: If we don’t really want to, we won’t

Teddy: True, but I don’t want her to think our relationship is being faked at the same time

Nancy: I’ll bang on about my fake miscarriage all the time, [a girl y’all know who is obviously more Nancy’s age] never shuts up about hers

Teddy: Thankfully I can be strong & silent about it because I’m not doing all that

Nancy: You’re so lucky you get to be so manly 😏

Nancy: I want to want it, you know?

Teddy: It’s noted, but I’ll have to leave you if you want the baby too much & it does become all you talk about

Nancy: You’d be jealous, that’s why

Teddy: It’s less fun than I am, it doesn’t deserve more attention

Nancy: You’re reminding me of when you put your head in my lap in the car

Teddy: Remember my 🥺

Nancy: Oh, I am

Nancy: you’re far too cute to not give all my attention to

Teddy: Stay on the phone with me until I have no attention left to give you?

Nancy: I’m not going anywhere, talking to anyone else, it would be wasted time

Teddy: [call her up and just be feral until y’all pass out and sleep because we’ll never get you to hush otherwise and this convo needs to end somewhere]

Nancy: [my boo says shut it please and she’s right for that, because clearly you’ll be in constant communication until Grace is here so hush]

Teddy: [and lowkey always as much as you can while she is too because you’re both highkey]

Nancy: [Mhmm, tis very much the vibe but I’ll post this part now, good job us]

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