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rick-trager-b1tch · 6 days
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Office Party - Rick and Jer - Young & Vulnerable
It was the annual office party at Murkoff Corporation, and as usual, the higher-ups had spared no expense in organizing a night to remember. The alcohol was flowing freely, the music was pumping, and the atmosphere was electric. But this year, there was a surprise in store for the employees – the higher-ups had hired a group of stripper girls to entertain the crowd.
Rick and Jer, two young and ambitious employees, were among the first to hit the open bar. They had already had a few drinks and smoked a joint in the parking lot before heading inside. As the night progressed, they quickly became the life of the party, joking around and laughing loudly, their inhibitions lowered by the drugs and alcohol.
Rick, in particular, was feeling especially bold and confident. He strutted around the room, his purple button-down shirt half open, revealing his toned chest. He made sure to make eye contact with all the pretty girls in the room, flashing them his signature cocky grin.
When one of the stripper girls caught Rick's eye, he wasted no time in making his move. He sauntered over to her, his swagger on full display. The girl, a gorgeous blonde with curves in all the right places, smiled seductively at him.
As the girl danced around him, Rick couldn't help but feel himself getting turned on. The mixture of alcohol, drugs, and the stripper's sensual movements were too much for him to handle. The girl noticed his arousal and leaned in close, whispering dirty things in his ear that made his heart race.
She ran her hands through his curly, chaotic hair, sending shivers down his spine. Rick was in a state of bliss, reveling in the attention and the intoxicating mix of lust and desire that surrounded him.
Jer, who had been watching the scene unfold, couldn't help but laugh at his friend's antics. "Looks like someone's having a good time," he joked, elbowing Rick in the ribs.
Rick shot him a smug grin. "Just enjoying the perks of being a young, successful bachelor," he replied, his voice oozing arrogance. "Unlike some people I know."
Jer rolled his eyes, used to Rick's bravado. "Yeah, yeah, keep living in your fantasy world, man. But just remember, what goes up must come down."
The two friends continued to banter back and forth, their words slurred and their laughter loud. As the night wore on, Rick's confidence only grew, fueled by the attention of the stripper girl and the admiring glances of his colleagues.
But as the party began to wind down, Rick's bravado started to fade. The effects of the alcohol and drugs were wearing off, leaving him feeling empty and hollow. The stripper girl had long moved on to other guests, leaving him alone in a sea of faces.
Jer, seeing his friend's deflated demeanor, reached out a hand to him. "Come on, man, let's get you home," he said, his voice filled with concern.
Rick nodded, his earlier arrogance replaced by vulnerability. As they stumbled out of the party and into the cold night air, he leaned on Jer for support, grateful for the steadying presence of a true friend in a world of facades and false promises.
And as they made their way home, the sound of laughter and music fading into the distance, Rick couldn't help but wonder if the fleeting high of the party was worth the emptiness that followed in its wake. Perhaps true fulfillment lay not in the superficial allure of status and success, but in the quiet moments of connection and understanding that only a genuine friendship could provide.
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dameszsz · 9 days
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rick fun hitting the greens last week
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invisiblegarabgetruck · 8 months
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that 'The Jerrick trap' ep leak (i can see the future)
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66charlie6 · 9 months
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wow back again with yours truly, this time in a straitjacket ngl I think it kind of suits him..
quality sucks ass i am trully sorry for that :(
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scoliosisgoblin · 1 year
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In the works, don't know when they'll be finished
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Might change Djer's hair a bit, not sure (also Djer is a cat person and does gardening- gayyy)
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primussprime3qm · 1 year
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"y-you have to understand je-uuurPPP-jerry. this is --- this is man to -- to -- to man, jerry. i won't look down if -- if you won't, buddy. i'll --- uuurrrpp --- this is man to man word, jerry."
"....rick, why do you --- why don't you gave any underweaer on?"
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ssickprimus · 1 year
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king bitch. 
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bubblegumr1ck · 1 year
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some doodles in these trying times
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fandomwe1rd0 · 1 month
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Rick's canon nicknames for everyone in the family for whoever's curious.
Beth: Sweetie, baby
Morty: Buddy, my guy
Summer: Sum-sum, Summerfest, Summercamp
Jerry: Jer
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A couple of jokes/moments I appreciate from the new episode I haven’t seen mentioned by anyone else yet:
Rick’s Cookie Monster joke (it honestly felt like he was trying so hard to appeal to Jerry because it felt really off from his usual humour which I thought was really cute)
The visual gag of Rick using photoshop tools to disguise himself and Jerry with the wall
The joke about Smith being an extremely common name (“but only one of them is Mrs… goddammit, Smith?”)
I don’t know why but the idea of the old man being Catholic and wanting to fuck the alien (only after marrying it) is funny to me
The way Rick says “How dare YOU?” when the MLM woman asks what his name is
Rick’s head retreating into his clothes like a turtle (honestly I’m loving the new cartoon logic type visual gags we’re getting lately)
The two guys who just start kissing when Rick is shooting the blank fortunes. Good for them
Not a joke but I really love whenever Rick calls Jerry ‘Jer’
The fact that the best wording Rick could think of for the fortune cookie was ‘Jerry no sex mom’
The way Rick says “goddamn it” every time he saves Jerry. I love the ‘I hate that I have morals now’ character trope
Rick being so excited to do the Sailor Moon sequence again, he’s such a dork
This isn’t directly related to the episode but the whole ‘friend’ sequence makes me laugh because all I can think of is the ‘friend! Car friend! Fucking football friend!’ thing from that one episode of the Inbetweeners
This one I’m not sure on because I kind of feel bad for Jerry but the fact that there were no tears and he stopped crying as soon as Rick apologised makes me feel like he was deliberately doing that to make Rick feel which is kind of funny if true. Like he’s seen Rick’s latest character development and the way he reacts when he disappoints the family and how attached to them he is and decides to emotionally manipulate him? I don’t think Jerry has siblings but if he did he would definitely be the one who cries in front of his parents to get the other(s) in trouble and then immediately stops crying
Honourable mention to the post-credits scene because the wacky improvisional tone felt very S1/S2/Interdimensional Cable which was nice
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soopkreem · 1 year
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hello sir i just wanted to ask if you ship miles and blaire... because they definitely will look good in your style
... Anon, what did you just do to me?
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I ship most of the characters I like together. Particularly Miles, Jeremy, Rick and Waylon. I'll let you decide to mix and match them together because that's basically how it works in my mind.
In my headcanon, Rick, Jer and Way have some history together and it's a bit complicated. Just imagine Rick being sent to the engine and Waylon being the only one Jer could trust.
Also I originally wanted to add few more panels, where Jeremy adds: "The person who did this to you... He resembles you so much". Because yes, in my HC, Miles is basically the good version of Rick hahaha
Miles then would react disgustedly and says "What a fucked up thing to say; comparing him to me, his victim?"
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rick-trager-b1tch · 6 days
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Office Party
It was the annual office party at Murkoff Corporation and the higher-ups had gone all out this year, organizing some stripper girls to entertain the employees. Rick and Jer, two coworkers who were known for getting into trouble during these events, were already drunk and high before the performances even began.
As the music started blaring and the lights dimmed, the first dancer made her way onto the stage. She was a gorgeous girl with long legs and a seductive smile, and Rick couldn't take his eyes off her. Jer nudged him and whispered, "Man, that girl is hot. You should get a lap dance from her."
Rick, always one to take a dare, sauntered over to the stage and sat down in the chair that had been placed in the center. The girl approached him, swaying her hips to the music, and placed her hands on his shoulders. She leaned in close, her breath hot against his ear as she whispered dirty things that made Rick's heart race.
He couldn't deny the rush of arousal he felt as she ran her hands through his curly, chaotic hair, her touch sending shivers down his spine. His purple button-down shirt was half open, revealing his toned chest and causing the girl to smirk knowingly. Rick was a smug asshole, always arrogant and confident, but in this moment he couldn't help but feel a twinge of nerves at the way she was looking at him.
As the lap dance continued, the tension between them grew until Rick couldn't take it anymore. He pulled the girl closer, his hands gripping her waist as he leaned in for a kiss. She didn't resist, meeting his lips with a fiery passion that left him breathless. Their chemistry was undeniable, and Rick found himself lost in the moment, forgetting all about the office party and the prying eyes of his coworkers.
Eventually, the dance came to an end and Rick found himself back in his seat, his head spinning with desire. The girl winked at him mischievously before disappearing into the crowd, leaving Rick to wonder what had just happened. He knew he should feel guilty for what had transpired, but in that moment he couldn't bring himself to care.
As the night wore on and the party continued, Rick couldn't shake the memory of the lap dance from his mind. He found himself looking for the girl in the crowd, his heart pounding with anticipation. But she was nowhere to be found, leaving Rick with a sense of longing that he couldn't quite shake.
In the end, Rick was left with a bittersweet feeling, knowing that what had happened between him and the stripper girl was nothing more than a fleeting moment of passion. But for that brief period of time, he had felt alive in a way he hadn't in years, and he couldn't help but wonder what might have been if he had taken a different path. And as he stumbled out of the office party, his mind still reeling from the events of the evening, Rick knew that some things were better left as memories, no matter how tempting they may be.
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theirmajesty2139 · 10 months
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Jeremy and Rick coming up with reasons it’s not gay they just fucked.
Rick: it’s not gay if we’re wearing socks
Jer: ….it’s not gay if we were both thinking about girls
Rick*struggling*: uh. I-it ain’t gay if we didn’t make eye contact
Jer *under his breath*: it’s not gay if one of us gets put in the engine after.
Rick:…. Wot?
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invisiblegarabgetruck · 3 months
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thinking abt Doofus Jerry's & Jerry's hand-to-hand combat.............
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66charlie6 · 1 year
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Jeremy ❤️💝❤️‍🔥💝💕💗❣️💕🖤💗💛❣️💘❤️‍🩹
i don’t know why my brain works like this and it just had to pick the mf with the least amount of screen time and worst personality imaginable but here we are… he’s also pretty ugly in the game thats why i used the fanart
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scoliosisgoblin · 1 year
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Jerry and Doofus Jerry :) They're married - and Djer likes to match his ties with Jer's outfit idk just a headcanon haha
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