Do you think if you snapped a Jedi’s dick it’d glow like a glowstick. Would the color match their saber. If you end up on the dark side and bleed your kyber crystal does your dick glow red. this is so important to me
I had a quarter of a glass of wine but I’m gonna put the blame on it anyways because I refuse to take responsibility for that question. I am dead sober but pretend the wine did this please thanks I need to save my dignity
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HOLY FUCK THIS WAS SO AWESOME???? I'LL NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN AFTER THE STREAM FOR SURE
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ate day old mango and now my stomach hurts im not making it
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Decided to chug an Alpro almond coffee after not drinking coffee for at least half a year. I’ve had green tea fairly regularly a few weeks back but not caffeine in that sense. I have to admit I’m a little. Worried.
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Last year around this time I got really into adoptables and bought a ton of them and I have not even looked at them since then
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having a very Canon-Supernatural-Whump-Scenario-Where-Character-Loses-Control-Of-Their-Powers-coded kind of night
its giving Trials Arc. its giving Godstiel.
its giving I REALLY FUCKED UP THAT ESSAY OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK
*Academic Anxiety intensifies*
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neices woke us up before dawn 😩 im never having kids
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Thursday: shaved my head and tipped all the hair in the bin
Today: dropped my cardigan in said bin
O no.
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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow
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Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!
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