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Imagine having one (1) bad dream and deciding to nuke the fucking galaxy because you’ve had premonitions like twice before. Statistically that’s nuts but realistically that’s entirely reasonable for Anakin “LIAR!!” Skywalker
#i’m so tired but anakin <3#thirza shitposts#anakin skywalker#star wars shitpost#revenge of the sith
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Anakin was right. I would also do all that for Natalie Portman
#thirza shitposts#natalie portman#padme amidala#anidala#anakin skywalker#star wars shitpost#star wars prequels#revenge of the sith
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Nagelneuer Benzer.
Arme aus dem Fenster.
Baller mit der MK.
4-8, der Typ, der auf'm Spielplatz gedealt hat.
-Apored, 2016
Why are you sending me german hip hop lyrics from a youtuber with a bomb prank scandal Bunnie
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By the way I received this ask while listening to a Mulaney album (beautiful irony) and read “unfunny” in the exact voice he does in the bit about Mick Jagger where he says “NOT FUNNAY!”
Unfunny
I will never crack a joke again my heart is in shambles i’m on my kitchen floor sobbing how could you say this to me i’m going to be utterly serious forever now how could you
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Unfunny
I will never crack a joke again my heart is in shambles i’m on my kitchen floor sobbing how could you say this to me i’m going to be utterly serious forever now how could you
#i’m a whore AND unfunny oh good heavens#thirza responds#i’m gonna make out with this anon they can’t stop me
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Anakin Skywalker was born to be a girl dad but the only time he got close to holding his daughter was when he made her watch the destruction of her home planet
#hey man can you not post this when i’m on my period#this makes me so sad#NOOOOO#anakin skywalker#leia organa
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Guess what? You are a whore lmao
I know :3
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Yeah first ep of Higher Ground they zip tie his wrists to stop him from fighting 😭
i need you
We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day
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suddenly when i have a million things to do i want to write this is cruel
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my honest reaction
i need you
We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day
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IT DOES. GET YOUR ASS UP HERE
i need you
We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day
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You haven’t flown up to my town and dicked me down so it isn’t enough 😔
i need you
We literally talk every single day and you stalk me every single day
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Character design department for RotS really went “how do we make this fucking gorgeous character even hotter? ah yes give him long hair and a slutty, slutty scar.” and holy FUCK they were right.
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Cannot listen to songs normally. I see them (my babygirls) in every fucking lyric
#anakin skywalker#hayden christensen#every hayden character let’s be real here guys#thirza exists irl#thirza x anakin
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is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal
#called the fuck out#anakin skywalker#thirza x anakin#questionable morals may be an understatement#you know#given the child murder#and the wife abuse#uhhhh#and everything else he’s ever done ever
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My uterus yearns. She is clawing at my innards. Give me a fucking baby you crusty apocalypse doomsdayer.
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as KURT MATHESON
The Last Man (2019) | dir. Rodrigo H. Vila
#also who made him sit but ass naked on the floor#i’m only complaining because why didn’t they pan a little to the left and forward#no reason.#kurt matheson#thanks tumblr tags for suggesting kurt cobain. wrong but i appreciate it#thirza x anakin#need him so BADDD
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Hey can my brain not always autocorrect ‘Sam’ (as in Sam Monroe, the emo loml) to ‘Samwise’ like the hobbit. Thanks
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