that drug discussion in the teachers lounge is up there on the list of the funniest scenes in the entire show. sheryl’s line delivery is top tier i literally couldn’t breathe

lammy smomkling a weed cigarette

4/20 Blaze It!!

Dude weed lmao Also, a hidden benefit of making Gelphox able to turn gooey like this: I can just have him do it when it would otherwise be total bullshit to try and draw his legs (I was gonna have him sitting down doing this but the legs looked weird no matter how I did it)

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Reefer, ganja, the devil's lettuce 😂

Would you ever inject a marijuana?

I don't know what this means, but I think it has something to do with the fact that there is a lot of marijuana in my body. This isn't actually true, since I don't smoke weed. But if you inject it into someone who doesn't already have any, they will develop an intense desire for weed. It usually kicks off an addiction cycle which can last from weeks to months and even years. This is due to the powerful neurotransmitter dopamine being released when using drugs like heroin or cocaine. (Dopamine is also involved in rewarding behaviors such as food consumption.) Drug use causes pleasurable feelings similar to those experienced during sex -- hence the phrase "high" -- although some users report feeling numbness instead. The release of excessive amounts of dopamine over long periods of time increases drug tolerance and makes withdrawal more severe than usual; as a result, heavy users may suffer life-threatening depressions and other symptoms after stopping their intake. Marijuana is a psychotropic substance known by several names including: Mary Jane, pot, reefer, tea, herb, green, ganja, weed, skunk, ganga, joint, spliff, bhang, blunt, bud, buddha, boom, chronic, shwag, dank, hashish, kif, jimmy, sticky icky, chronic, bubba, blueberry, headband, lemon, stinkweed, sinsemilla, rosin, cannabis sativa, indica, hemp, THC, crystal, mids, AK47, og, nug, hotbox, highlife, devil's lettuce, moonshine, molly, hydro, tincture, wax, edibles, vape pen, flower, trim, joint roller, lighter, roach, double wrap, ember, dab rig, bong, cartridge, and juul. In many jurisdictions marijuana is legal and available as either prescription medicine or recreational drug. If you are looking for the best place on earth to buy marijuana then check out our online store. We offer worldwide delivery within one week. No customs no paperwork no worries! Don't forget to look at our discount offers. Can't find your preferred strain? Send us a message now and get free advice about ordering.

Eddie glanced up from the other side of the room, fussing at his guitar, tonguing the pick between his teeth so it flicked fast, up and down. Steve inhaled wrong, choked on his first hit of the night, and coughed for a few minutes while the rest of the group teased him relentlessly.

“I know how to smoke a joint!” he croaked, before coughing again. 

“Sure you do.”

“Yeah.”

“It’s so obvious.”

“You’re an expert.”

“I have smoked pot before!” He yelled.

“Aw, Dingus, you don’t have to lie to us.”

“Yeah, we’re your friends. Just ask and we can help explain it.” 

“You have seen me smoke. Stop it. I know how to smoke.” And then he coughed again, which set them all off again. “I no longer like any of you, get out of my house.”

Robin stole the joint while he was dying the first time, and it made its way around. Jonathan slid a can across the table, and Steve took a couple sips to get his chest to stop, and get his breathing to calm down. 

He glared at all of them. “Stop. I have smoked. I have smoked many times. I know how to smoke.”

“Everytime you say that, we believe it less.”

“Say Steve, you gotta be careful out there. Have you ever experimented with The Marijauna?”

“Mary Jane? The devil’s lettuce?”

“Have you or someone you loved experienced Reefer Madness?”

“Tried some grass? Some green? Ganja? Hash?”

“Steve, have you ever met a dope fiend?”

“We did this last weekend!” He flopped his arms and fell back in his chair, accepting defeat. He was going to hear about this months. Every time they remembered, it was going to come back. “I hate you. Robin, you’re no longer my best friend. Jonathan, you’re buying beer. Argyle, you’re back on Pizza.”

“Hey! Why don’t Nancy and Eddie get punished?”

“Because Nancy has a gun, and Eddie is sitting in the corner, not being an asshole to me. They’re my only friends now.”

He gestured to them both. Nancy was leaning over her chair, handing the joint to Eddie, who was watching with a wicked gleam in his eyes. He slipped the pick between the strings and set the guitar to the side before he took a short hit. 

Steve should have known better. Fastest way to get Eddie to show off was to point out that he wasn’t. 

He crossed the room, exhaling as he went. 

“Yeah guys, don’t be mean cause it’s Stevie’s first time. He just needs a little help.”

He took a long, deep draw, holding it while Robin accepted the joint. Hands on either side of the chair, Eddie leaned in. Steve knew what this was, and there was no way to get out of it without giving them more ammunition. Tongue caught between his teeth, and beaming at his victory, Eddie closed the gap. When they were close enough that the remaining choices were to shove him off or accept it, Eddie winked. 

He had to be running out of oxygen, but Eddie was stubborn as hell. 

Steve opened his mouth and inhaled while a perfectly controlled, easy, smooth stream of smoke flowed between them. It went long enough that he got dizzy, wobbling in his seat, very nearly breaking the rules. 

It wasn’t a real shotgun if your lips touched. 

Eddie followed the motion and kept them apart.

“See?” Eddie said after a breath “he’s learning. Just needed a hand.” 

Upright again, Eddie bit his lower lip where no one else could see.

Steve blinked, and immediately coughed on lungfuls of smoke. 

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“...Marijuana, it’s not illegal because it’s a drug. It’s illegal and has the stigma it does because we’ll never have the same psychoactive effects at least at the same time or same rate, the whole concept of its prohibition but gradual legalization is basically treating it with extreme caution because the grass we have now is probably loads more potent than the grass our parents may have tried at one point— not to mention that it does make us forget, raid our fridges and could very well make men infertile.”

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Kushy Canada and Dopey Manitoba: The Do’s and Don’ts of Legal Marijuana in Manitoba

Later this year, many marijuana enthusiasts will celebrate the federal de-criminalization of cannabis in Canada with Bill C-45, The Cannabis Act. Bill C-45 amends the current Controlled Drugs and Substances Act to allow adults to legally possess pot. But what does “de-criminalization” mean for the average Canadian who likes to recreationally smoke the devil’s lettuce? Let’s dive into the ins and outs of what exactly Canadian Kush aficionados will be allowed (and not allowed) to do after Bill C-45 comes into force.

The Cannabis Act allows adults who are 18 years or older to have up to 30 grams of legally obtained, dried Mary-Jane in their possession and allowed to share up to 30 grams of their supply with their friends. Under the federal law, adults can grow up to 4 dank Christmas tree’s in their home. Adults are also allowed to manufacture their own products, like magic brownies, provided they are for not for retail sale.

Federally, it would still be illegal for minors under the age of 18 to possess more than 5 grams of that sticky icky. An adult cannot possess more than 30 grams in public, and cannot possess any wacky tabacky that comes from an illegal source.

Possession-based infractions are indictable offenses under The Cannabis Act, and persons found guilty under federal legislation are liable to up to five years in prison.

The Cannabis Act also designates optional jurisdictional duties to the Provinces such as creating licensing regimes for distributors, setting the minimum age, lowering public possession limits, and placing further limits on growing plants in the home. Provinces are also allowed to restrict where adults can indulge in a left-handed cigarette in public.

Manitoba Bud Rules

Bill-11 is Manitoba’s long-awaited answer The Cannabis Act’s delegation of duties. Similar to current liquor laws in the province, retail stores require licenses from the Manitoba Liquor and Lotteries Commission (MLLC) and can only sell MLLC sourced and distributed products. This ensures that all black-market garbage cabbage is more easily identifiable, and allows the province to crack down on prohibited sale of product.

Interestingly, Bill-11 prohibits consumption of bionic chronic in a cannabis store. Unlike current liquor licensing under the Liquor and Gaming Control Act, there are no provisions in Bill-11 that contemplate service licenses for establishments looking to serve herbal refreshments. This would subsequently disallow any bar- style establishment where people could both purchase and consume their combustible herbage in the same location.

The federal Cannabis Act lawfully prescribes the provinces the ability to tighten up regulations in certain areas within their jurisdiction. Accordingly, in Bill 11, Manitoba increased the legal age of consumption from 18 to 19.

The Province also does not allow for any residential growth of the righteous bush for personal use, despite federal law allowing up to 4 plants per household. The Province also has a tougher stance on youth possession, where the federal act allows for minors to possess up to 5 grams, Manitoba strictly prohibits all youth possession of hippie lettuce.

Unlike the current liquor regulation in the province, licensed retailers are privately owned enterprises. Four companies in Manitoba have been approved to open and operate licensed retail stores, but the province has not made a decision on how many stores each private entity can control.

Another interesting, and potentially problematic provision in the proposed Manitoba legislation Bill 11 is section 145.1.

Section 145.1 states that:

In a proceeding, evidence that an individual left a cannabis store with cannabis in his or her possession is proof, in the absence of evidence to the contrary, that the holder of the retail cannabis license gave, sold, or otherwise supplied the cannabis to the individual.

Section 145.1 puts a reverse onus on the licence-holder to prove that a person found in possession of illegal Maui-wowie upon leaving a retail store did not actually purchase it in that store. Considering the severe penalty ascribed in the remaining federal prohibitions, it is possible this section could be liable to a section 11(d) Charter challenge. The owner of a retail store cannot and should not be responsible for ensuring their customers are not in possession of illegally obtained sassafrass. This provision allows for a situation where a minor enters the store and despite refusal of service, if they are found to be in possession of illegal ganja upon exiting the store, the retail licenser holder must prove that they did not sell or give them the reefer or risk a penalty of 5 years imprisonment.

If this provision was subject to a Charter challenge, the province would have to show how this provision was proportionate to the objective of Bill 11 under section 1 of the Charter. The bill itself claims that the safe and responsible retail distribution of 420 alfalfa within the province, including the regulation of persons who sell and distribute is the objective. The Province would have to prove the rational connection between safe retail distribution and putting a reverse onus on licensees where they could be personally and criminally responsible for the possessions of people that are either customers, or merely walk in and out of the store without purchasing anything.

The province has been doing its best to have basic licensing and distributions provisions ready for when the green goddess is de-criminalized federally. Despite best efforts, the bill places a concerning reverse onus on retailers that may be subject to an 11(d) Charter challenge in the future. Eventually the province should confront the probable demand for licensed smoking lounges, where customers can both purchase and consume. The province will also have to confront the demand for THC-based products in the cosmetic and holistic health market. Bill 11 contemplates retail sale of dried bud for immediate consumption, but does not contemplate any further industrial development. Bill 11 is a good place for the Province to start, but it is not perfect.

References:

Bill C-45, An Act respecting cannabis and to amend the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act, the Criminal Code and other Acts, 1st Sess, 42 Parl, 2015, (as passed by the House of Commons 27 November 2017).

Bill 11, The Safe and Responsible Retailing of Cannabis Act, 3rd Sess, 41st Leg, Manitoba, 2017.

The Liquor and Gaming Control Act, RSM, 2013, c 51.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/retail-cannabis-stores-manitoba-1.4538478

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/legalization-cannabis-1.4523972

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