Shaw Pack Headcanons:
(inspired by my friends! yet again!)
- Whenever Asher dies in a game due to lack of trying, he describes it as “playing with my meat out.” It’s terrible and instantly kills everyone in vicinity.
- Asher calls everyone but David a variation of “little bro.” David is instead given the wonderful title of “Big Dog.” He hates it.
- Angel plays Fortnite with Asher. Which sucks because they play on switch and it’s the worst possible way to play it. They refuse to touch the console simply because they are lazy.
- Baabe is a Glee enjoyer.
- Sweetheart has been begging everyone to play Lethal Company together because they find it absolutely hilarious.
- Milo is surprisingly not as adverse to the idea. He thinks the tiktoks that SH sends him of it are pretty funny. Actually playing it is horrifying though. He stays in the ship.
- David kinda adores Lethal Company.
- David tries to backseat whenever Angel plays a game that he likes.
- Whenever Darlin is gamer raging/jokingly insulting Asher, he responds with something like “You’re my friend and I care about you so much :) Did you know :)” It shuts Darlin up.
- Sam and David always take the lead when playing multiplayer horror games.
- Angel fucks with Roblox heavy. David absolutely does not get it.
- Asher does though.
- Milo had a soft spot for terrible medical dramas. His favorite is Grey’s Anatomy.
- Sweetheart watches it too but they get so stressed over the workplace atmosphere.
- David is a 60’s-70’s era anime enjoyer.
- Darlin’s top used emoji is the middle finger.
- Milo and Darlin are the same level of pussy when it comes to horror.
- Angel describes things as “yucky disgusting.”
- Sam and Baabe like playing chess together.
- Darlin constantly debates others on whether it not they could beat their faves in a fight.
- They are adamant on the idea that they could solo Gojo.
- Asher and Angel greet each other by going “Hey buddy!” in a strange little nerd voice.
- They all have little beaded bracelets. Angel got them for everyone during a trip to their hometown.
- Whenever David is explicitly affectionate towards someone besides Angel, they feel strangely frightened.
- Asher sends everyone slop content tiktoks and thinks they’re the funniest shit ever.
- His favorite currently is a clip of a Flash villain saying “and now I am the ruler of gorilla city and all of the gorillas will follow me.”
- Whenever someone says something mildly upsetting in the gc, Sam replies with “Jesus wept.”
- Sam’s top used emoji is “😕”
- Whenever someone says something stupid, or unfunny, Milo responds with “That sucks, by the way.” It immediately makes the recipient rethink their life choices.
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