Your honor my client has been unjustly maligned and ridiculed by the public on a scale that you and I could never even begin to understand. His very name has been tarnished beyond repair. The scientific evidence has proven his innocence, and yet the slander persists. Anyone in this room who claims to uphold justice and truth should find THIS *points to illustration of Oviraptor fleeing nest with comically oversized egg* disgusting and offensive.