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boysofhyrule · 2 months

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Groose AU pt 9:I have to follow don’t I?

Impa and dave where standing in front of the portal in the garden

Impa: So your saying he went through this??

Dave: Yep

Impa: I have to go after him dont I?

Dave: Yep, but I’m going to go with you!

Impa: Dave you don’t have to-

Dave: It’s no worry just need to tell the wife *chirp chirp*

A few seconds later a large shadowy figure flys in

Impa: Dave who’s that?

Dave: My wife Tasha

standing in front of them stands a 8 foot tall bird woman

Tasha: Look you better bring souvenirs back for the children and you better not get hurt, no need to relive your glory days!

Dave: Of course honey

Impa: Alright then, I guess here we go

With Dave on her shoulder Impa steps into the portal

——Meanwhile with Groose——

Groose: Soooo basically your telling me that Link and Zelda appear repeatedly throughout time and that there are separate time lines but some lady who was simping on this eras Link became evil in the hopes to what? Get with Link?

Lana: Basically yeah

Groose: That’s dumb

Randall: FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE AGREES!

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boysofhyrule · 5 months

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The lads are back in warriors time

Twilight: MIDNA YOU GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT SO WE CAN TSLK ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP!

midna in her true form floating out of reach

Midna: No, look I love you and admit what I did was rash but every time we try to talk it out we get noise complaints!

Randall opening a window

Randall: WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE HYILA UP ITS 3 IN THE MORNING! SOME OF US HAVE TO ACTUALLY CARRY OUR PRINCESSES AROUND!

#linked universe #loz #incorrect quotes #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #hyrule soldiers #Randall the hyrule solder #loz midna #zelda #link #randall the hyrule soldier

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boysofhyrule · 8 months

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Weapons: Hyrule warriors

Randall: “there are a lot of warriors helping us from throughout time and they have a lot of different weapons”

*Darunia using his hammer destroying a Bombchu in the background*

Randall: yeah there is a lot of neat ones like the generals giant knife or…

*Lana summoning the great deku tree with her spear on a group of enemies*

Randall:but there is also some strange ones too…

*Young Link using the deity mask and Midna using the mirror of twilight to defeat Gohma*

Randall: yeah but a few just don’t make sense- … IS THAT THE MOON?

*Skull Kid crashing down the moon on wizzro*

Randall: “I just have this sword, it’s the same type the Hero uses…

*Link runs by carrying the master sword*

Randall:… mine has some rust on it”

#hyrule warriors #loz midna #link #skull kid #young link #impa #Randall the Hyrule soldier #linked universe #incorrect quotes #loz #legend of zelda #loz oot #loz mm

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boysofhyrule · 1 month

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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU Pt 10: Bomb Flower

Ruto: Hey Randall?

Randall: Yes?

Ruto: What do bomb flowers taste like?

Randall: Huh?

Ruto: Well you know how Hylians eat flowers?

Randall: Those are called fruits and vegetables.

Ruto: yeah so what do bomb flowers taste like?

Randall: We don’t eat those, They blow up

Ruto: Yeah but like what do they taste like? They kinda look like a blueberry! A big Juicy firm blueberry.

Randall: Ruto do not eat the Blue berr- I mean Bomb flower

Ruto: but-

Randall: no buts Do not eat-

Hyrule Archer: Randall! The Captain needs you!

Randall: Alright! Ruto I’ll be right back, do not eat the-

Ruto: I won’t I won’t who do you take me for?

Randall:…

Ruto:…

Randall: I’ll be right back

He leaves to go see what the captain wanted

Ruto: hmmm one small bite won’t hurt would it?

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Randall: Sir! you called for me?

Captain: Yes I need you to ru-

A large explosion is heard by the storage tent

Randall: Honestly she resisted longer then I thought she would

#incorrect quotes #linked universe #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #randall the hyrule soldier #loz ruto #princess ruto #bomb flower #loz #hyrule archer is basically useless #randall the hyrule solder #hyrule soldiers #hyrule #what do Zora eat?#Ruto x OC #zelda #Fishcarrier #Ruto is a gal

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boysofhyrule · 8 months

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Interviewer:what are you’re thoughts on the fact that we have 9 hero’s of legend here?

Hyrule Captain:It’s honestly great, in bootcamp we always heard about their legends but seeing them in person is just surreal!

Messenger:it’s like the captain said very surreal meeting them in person, I always did wonder why we didn’t see more of them while traveling through the eras

Randall:it’s been eventful, it seems like their have been a lot of reunions between the hero’s and the warriors who have aided us in the war especially wit-

*In the distant*

Twilight:MIDNA!!!

Midna: oh shoot, look Link I can explain! Our worlds they couldn’t-

*cue back to Randall now with Ruto standing next to him*

Randall: yeah it’s been pretty interesting

Ruto: especially for you with the hero of Time here

Randall: why is that?

Ruto:oh he’s my ex-fiancé

Randall:why does that have anyth-

Ruto:and your my current fiancé

Randall: Wait what?!?

Ruto: you carry me around that’s how it works!

#linked universe #hyrule warriors #midlink #loz #Randall the Hyrule soldier #Ruto #time linked universe #twilight

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boysofhyrule · 1 month

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Groose AU pt15: Sweet, Hylia, item, trading

Impa and Linebeck II slowly climb out of the boat that fell from the sky while dave flys down and lands on Linebeck head

Linebeck II: I’m alive?

Dave: Unfortunately for us yes you are *chirp*

Impa: Both you shut up I’m trying not to-

Groose: IMPA!

Impa: Great now I’m hearing Groose, how hard did I hit my head

Dave: Well we did fall from the sky *Bird sound*

Groose is running towards them

Groose: IMPA!

Impa: Great now I’m seeing him

Linebeck:Oh I see him too

Impa: Wait what? GROOSE?

Groose: Impa! 🥰

Impa: GROOSE! 😅

Impa starts running to groose

Groose: IMPA! 🥹

Impa: Groose! 😤

Groose: Impa? 🥺

Impa: GROOSE! 😡

When they collide impa decks Groose in the face then flips him over her shoulder and straddles on-top of him

Dave, Lana, General Impa, Linebeck, Randall, Ruto, Queen Zelda, and Fi: 😬😨🥳😪😂🤭🫣🫥

Impa: DO YOU KNOW THE SWEET HIYLA’s ITEM TRADING THAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH BECAUSE OF YOU?

Groose: N-no 😵‍💫

Impa: I had to deal with him for 2 weeks!

She points to Linebeck

Linebeck: Hey!

Impa grabs Groose by his hair spike

Impa: Next time you go through a portal you talk to me first, this is the second time you’ve done this! Got it?

Groose: Yes ma’am

Impa: Good, now then-

She pulls his head closer by his red hair, tilts her head and kisses him~

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boysofhyrule · 23 days

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Groose AU pt16: I was where?

Zelda(sun) and Link(sky) are sitting in the sealed grounds as Impa tells them about Groose

Old Impa: After that-

Zelda(sun): Wait so you kissed him after punching him?

Old Impa: hehe yes took him by surprise

Link: That must have been a surprises for everyone there

Old Impa: Indeed especially for you

Link: Wait run they by me again?

Back to when Impa found groose and started kissing him, another portal opens and the chain walks out

Link!Warriors: hey we are back!…why is there a boat on my tent?

Link!sky: wait is that…Groose?

Groose: Link?

Link!sky:Impa?

Fi: it seems like there has been a cross-

SS Impa: Fi?

Link!wind: Linebeck?

Linebeck II: Uncle Link?

Ruto: Ruto!

Randall: Sea-sweetie no not what we are doing

General Impa: This is going to be a headache

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boysofhyrule · 5 months

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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU pt4: meeting the Ex

Randall minding his own business not noticing the hero of time approaching

Time: “so your Ruto new fiancé?”

Randall: “HOLY HYAAA! Don’t sneak up on people like that…wait what did you say”

Time: “Ruto, she can be-

Randall: “look I know what you’re about to say. she can be really annoying, and impulsive, sometimes very rude, often…

This one went on for a little bit

Randall:…and yes, when she snores it loud BUT it’s also adorable! But none the less, you even think about badmouthing her you’ll have to deal with me!

He then storms off meetings up with the Hyrule archer

Randall: “who even is that guy, Hmpf”

Hyrule archer: “he’s the hero of time”

Randall: “oh…

Randall: …OH FUC-”

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Time: “Lana who is that?”

Lana: oh that’s Randall, he’s kinda, well he’s Randall

Time: “I wonder why Ruto picked him”

Lana: “well for whatever reason it works. after all, he ran into Ganon by himself to save her”

Time: “yeah…wait what??”

#linked universe #loz #incorrect quotes #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #randall the hyrule soldier #link #randall the hyrule solder #hyrule soldiers #hyrule archer is basically useless #hyrule archer #loz ruto #zelda #Randall x Ruto #oc x canon #lana loz #lana is our queen

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boysofhyrule · 1 month

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Groose AU pt13: Really? Him?/Not even the first

Groose:…

Fi:…

Groose:…

Fi:…

Queen Zelda: so how long have they been at this?

Lana: 2 hours

Queen Zelda: not to be rude but who is he again?

Lana: Groose, technically the hero who saved your ancestor

Queen Zelda: huh? I thought Link was the hero?

Fi: Master Link was otherwise unavailable

Groose: yeah Linky boy was busy anyway so I the mighty Groose saved Zelda!

Queen Zelda: wait where is our Link?

Ruto: on a date with Cia!

Queen Zelda: oh that’s nice I mean after My relationship with Linkle I was worried that- wait Cia Cia? As in the CIA that-

Lana: yes, intervention is at 1:30

—Meanwhile with Dave and Impa—

Linebeck:So why were you two out in the middle of the ocean?

Impa:chasing after a idiot-

Dave: She’s in love

Linebeck: My Mother was the same way with my father. Hence why she told me to take his old boat and explore the seas!

Impa: so this is not your boat?

Linebeck: no no I’m Linebeck the 2nd

Dave: very original name

Linebeck II: HEY!

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boysofhyrule · 8 months

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Randall’s adventures in Hyrule warriors: Don’t I know you?

Randall: *looking at sheik talking to Impa* hey captain? Are we still looking for Zelda?

Hyrule captain: Yes of course we are that’s why we traveled to the Era of Time

Randall:didn’t the princess hide behind the identity of sheik back then?

Hyrule captain: *sigh* Randall if you think that another Zelda would hide behind the identity of a sheik do you really think we would still be looking for her?

Randall: No?

——————Later——————

*Randall walking up to sheik*

Randall: Hey Zelda do you know where General Impa is?

Sheik (Zelda): yeah she over th- wait fu-

Randall: I KNEW IT!

Zelda pressing a Shuriken to his neck: and if you tell anyone I’ll make you wish that one of death mountains boulders fell on you

Randall: *gulp* yes miss ninja lady!

Zelda (sheik): good now on your way then

Randall quickly scuttling away:I wonder if all princesses are this quirky?

#hyrule warriors #loz #randall the hyrule soldier #incorrect quotes #legend of zelda #impa #oot sheik #princess ruto #hyrule soldiers #oot link #linked universe

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boysofhyrule · 1 month

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Groose AU pt14: When you give a portal a boat/Is it raining?

Linebeck II: So I forgot to ask but where am I taking you?

Impa SS: Classified

Dave: She doesn’t know

LB2: woah woah woah! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW?

Impa SS: It’s classified

Dave notices a portal open in front of them

Dave: Hey guys!

LB2: Not now discount parrot

Dave: Rude but seriously if you just-

LB2: Look lady I run a tight ship here and I don’t believe in charity so-

Impa SS: A tight ship? Don’t make me laugh a moblin could have a better ship and they are all-

Dave: Guys really you should-

LB2: Ohhh really and that raft I found you on was so much better that- wait why is it getting dark?

The ship drifted into the portal

Dave: That was what I was trying to tell you!

They reach the other side and are in the sky

LB2 & Impa SS & Dave: oh no

The boat starts to fall

———MEANWHILE———

Lana: That’s strange

General Impa: What is?

Lana: I’m feeling rain but it’s so sunny there’s not a cloud in the sky

Groose: Maybe some birds where sweating?

Lana & G!Impa:😑

Groose: What?

G!Impa: Do you know how stupid that sounds?

Groose: Look I was just-

Lana: wait! Does anyone else hear screaming?

?????????:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The S.S Linebeck lands next to them

LB2 & Impa SS & Dave: 😵‍💫🤢🙀

Groose: IMPA!

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boysofhyrule · 2 months

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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU pt 8: you ever wonder what the enemy be doing?

Randall: you ever wonder what going on with our enemies?

—meanwhile—

Ghirahim: -and this universe will rejoice all hail your grand and glorious retired!

Cia: okay…what's his malfunction

Zant: technical glitch it happens…a lot actually HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Ghirahim: It is Demise and he commands us to deliver him the key!

Cia: Demise did you just say Demise did

Cia: he just say Demise

Cia: There is no Demise, Demise

is offline, terminated, i did it myself- saw it myself

Ghirahim: No lies! Lies! Demise lives! we must obey our supreme leader has spoken!

Cia: Aren’t you forgetting something?

Ghirahim & zant: 🤷

Cia: I am your supreme leader!!

#linked universe #loz #incorrect quotes #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #randall the hyrule soldier #cia #zant #ghirahim #transformers animated #cia is starscraem #ghirahim is lugnut #Zant is blitzing #vibes #https://youtu.be/mGsuuvvcVCg?feature=shared

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boysofhyrule · 2 months

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Randall the Hyrule soldier AU pt7: Keep the Keep

Hyrule Captain: Good job Randall in capturing this keep

Randall: thanks it was a pretty rough batt-

Hyrule captain: The North west keep needs capturing

Randall: yes sir

*after capturing the North West keep*

Hyrule captain: ok good now the Fairy fountain keep needs to be capture

Randall: WHAT? I just captured that one!

#randall the hyrule soldier #linked universe #incorrect quotes #loz #link #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #zelda #randall the hyrule solder #hyrule soldiers #hyrule

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boysofhyrule · 2 months

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Groose AU pt11:Wait a minute

Groose is sitting with Medli and Randall as Lana returns

Lana: Hey Ruto and Impa are back from their mission

Randall: Great that mea-

Groose: IMPA??

He dashed out and blindly hugs the woman who was told to be impa

Groose: Oh my hylia I stepped in that portal and-

Groose noticed that the hair braid was white and not blond

Groose:Wait a second whoahh-

Groose is then flipped then pinned to the ground

General Impa:who are you?

Groose: Your not Impa!

Randall: Yeah that general Imp-oof

Randall is then tackled by a blue blur

Ruto:RANDALLLLLLLLLL~~~

-with Impa and Dave-

Impa: So are ya going to invite us aboard?

???:Ah yes invite a stranger onto my ship with her…why is that bird green?

Dave:Genetics?

???: And it talks!

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boysofhyrule · 8 months

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Jobs: Hyrule warriors

Interviewer: so what’s your role in the grand army of Hyrule?

Messenger: I carry valuable intel to gain reinforcements to the front!

Outpost captain: I keep small point’s between the keeps safe!

Engineer: I fix bridges and gates

Hylian Captain: I lead large groups into battle and take on stronger foes

Randall: I carry princess Ruto into battle

Interviewer: huh?

#hyrule warriors #Loz Ruto #loz #hyrule castle #Hyrule soldiers #legend of zelda #linked universe #Randall the Hyrule soldier

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boysofhyrule · 6 months

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Randall the Hyrule soldier pt3

Randall: “so how where you engaged to the hero of time?”

Ruta: “simple, I was eaten by the great Jabu-Jabu”

Randall: “wait- eaten? Why where you-“

Ruta: “Not important!…anyway he saved me and carried me out, so I gave him the Zora sapphire as a engagement present”

Randall: “did you get it back since he’s your ex-fiancé?”

Ruta: “of course I…wait a minute…LINK(Time)!”

Ruta then storms off to the group of links

Randall: “I never got a engagement gem and I carry her around all the time”

Hyrule archer: “did you want one, I thought she annoyed you?”

Randall: “OF COURSE NOT! Why would I??”

Randall says blushing

Hyrule archer: “but you just said-

Randall: “I KNOW WHAT I SAID, WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO BEING USLESS AND FORGOTTEN”

Randall then storms off after Ruta

#linked universe #loz #incorrect quotes #legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #randall the hyrule soldier #zelda #link #time linked universe #hyrule soldiers #Hyrule Archer #Oot #Jabu-Jabu

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