welp, here we are! 1k followers in less than a year than I've had this stinky little blog!

And as per promised, I get to release my terrible old writings oh jesus.

My old blog name is sadly still in the tag mainly cuz I wrote... Just pure smut back in the good ole days when blogs were always usually a mixture of swf and nsfw.

Oh god you can't judge me for THE FUCKIGN NAME

So ages ago, my blog name was 2ps-make-my-crotch-tingle, jesus christ I was a bright ole thing wasn't I. Not a lot of 2p hetalia stories has survived but I got hetalia and some black butler lmao along with overwatch stories from my goddamn talon au blog. Twas called Talon-Watch-Over-You and I FULLY only wrote a dark au overwatch characters and still got people in my inbox saying "aint this problematic?" lmao. ANYWAY

Here's an archive of my SUPER old stories but legit heads up, I was quite young when writing these so only read if you're comfortable with that

ANYWAY, YES, 1K, WOWZA! Winter is finally getting done so I can happily start being on here more without staying in bed like a lil mop

LOVE YALL!

uhhhh i also have a patreon i guess, freshy created in time for the new year, but will start posting on it in jan if i got AT LEAST ONE patron. all nervous as fuck SO BEAR WITH ME LADS

patreon link

ahhhh nervous

*cough* how....how the good father feel....bout anal....asking....for uh...a friend?

-not quiet

It's his preferred method babe, ngl.

Still sees anything involving your actual genitals as taking your purity. Doesn't want that, esp for a sinner. Will fuck ass.

Not until ur his favourite will he actually fuck your cunt or let you fuck him, yknow? Touch the dick at all in fact.

Go on, get, ya fuckin nasty

Oh to be a puppy boy with fat balls

Is daddy the father single? ready to mingle? will he spread my asshole open on his bible? please?

.... Uh

He will shame you but yeah. Y'know, "this is your punishment" and then make you cum buckets.

He is a malkavian so he'll be pussy deep in bible verses while ass deep in your guts. Y'know, a proper mad lad.

It's very fun for me because my two malk characters? Very different. VEEERy different. One is a religious fanatic, trapped with True Faith and by the Carmarilla and just a nasty. My other Malk? That i like playing rn so much? He is just a happy lad. Cute boy. I love him so much. He just switches personalities, has an affiinity for the occult and has such bad time blindness he struggles to remember years at a time and will just fucking loose track of everything. It's baaad.

... i've seen a few... posts that can post bare ass cock underneath a read more and won't be flagged

its important...

for later....

Commissions and General Thingies Update!

Okay, so, I've gotten a few asks about Commissions, which are sadly quite closed at the moment due to me being... So so dumb. (I'm finishing two commissions this weeks once I stop being an idiot and realised I could finish the smaller ones and then take time on the longer ones), but after a call with some fellow lads and thinking about it, what I can actually do is have them open, but since I'm in my busy period, I can gently nudge up the prices, so they will be added to the pile. I hope this is okay, since I don't like missing out on commissions especially since I'm moving back to England for my Masters in the New Year, and for those who really want their commission, can get it added to my work pile. After I finish a chunk of them, don't worry, prices will return to the usual £5 = 500 words. Busy Era just means that there's an extra £10 tacked on! Might change that later, but so far it's sounds good for me!

ALSO, this doesn't apply to the letters! They remain at £5!

Kofi link here!

Anyway, returning soon! The awful winter is nearly over, Germany has been a frozen hellscape for it, but it was kinda fun, which means that Season Depression will fuck off and I'll be back to write a ton of porn.

I will keep the halloween list for next year, WHICH I WILL START WRITING FOR IN AUGUST NEXT YEAR, and add more slots to make up for the days already done, like Black Wolf for the Cujo film etc.

I'm also going to actually write up some old stories I wrote ages ago for VTM which I told a few people about in call and they got all excited. Fire Emblem stuff, some Obey Me, and of course, the beloved, Degrees of Lewdity.

I also do wanna continue with the Horny Vampire Files, as only Zacarie De Fay is released and I have... More. Because VTM is my current hyperfixation, I have a whole basket of vlorbos (term coined by Quiet the beloved, all hail the angry simp)

So, please bear with me a bit more.

Oh, and we're less than 100 followers away from my greatest shame being revealed, that's fun.

LOVE AND MISS YOU ALL!

wait so youre playing both the tremere and malkavian? is one your back up character?

this ask is centuries old and im so sorry

but yeah, technically!

two of the three lads occupying a sexy little body and they remember being tremeres.

Doesn't mean that they are now, yknow? Malkavian body, two tremere minds and one beautiful mad lad.

my back up character is a gangrel landlord whose kinda a dilf, smash.

falls through the door

I AM ALIVE!

but i came to say hi and ask how you're doing quince!! i hope everything is going alright for you.

Hi!! I'm glad you're doing good! Please mind the step on the door, that always makes people smush their noggins in.

IM OKAY?

Like struggling to write cuz its december which means my productivity is absolute shit. Seasonal depression babe, means that I'm truly just a bear hibernating and tryna save my shit for summer, yknow?

BUT YE, a real highlight of my time rn is everything vtm, to the point im planning writing porn for the fucking game. Look at me go... ?

Also im shaking vtm ocs in front of the moist corner madlads and theyre all biting me along with the lads, which is always fun.

I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE DOING GOOD AND FLOURISHING!