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whostheblondegirl · 1 year
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A sense of humor is sexy.
…so is the rest of him.
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corajexcorazon · 2 years
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blackification · 2 years
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i will not lie to you i literally just found out wonho was a k-pop star. this entire time i thought this man was just like korean instagram royalty i had no idea he had any type of talent 💀
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leoslosttoolbelt · 11 months
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The DemiGods as content creators / you tubers
Percy: ngl I feel like he would be one of those annoying prank/joke youtubers that make skits and challenges and prank videos and amasses a huge fucking audience of people between the ages of 12-18
Annabeth: A booktuber! One of those 'that girl' lifestyle/study content creators. She has 2 channels, one where she post book hauls and deep dives into different tropes etc and another more chill one where she does study vlogs and all that :)
Jason: I feel like he would have the most random channel in the world nobody knows what's going on. One Tuesday he's in Austria because he accidentally fell asleep on a European train and next week he's posting a video of him learning how to fish with professionals and then there's a surprise ghost hunting episode in the mix.
Piper: Not too sure how to categorise this but she would have a very ChadChad vibe. Funny commentary / reaction videos sprinkled in with some funny skits and stuff in between.
Frank: off wouldn't it be so funny if he was a tiktok thirst trapper? yeah well he's not but he does make cooking videos!! very high quality videos with the best recipes. He has a series about cooking meals friendly for college students budget/time friendly and also Hazel always makes cameos to do a taste test.
Hazel: I think it would be really nice for her to have a very girly makeup/clothes/hair type channel? all her videos are so calming and aesthetic and cosy and she does so many q/n/a sessions she's kind of like being the internets big sister very cute very wholesome :)
Leo: He has a channel where he just builds things and talks. Now this might sound boring BUT it's kind of like ASMR in a way because Leo always has the most wild fucking stories and watching someone work is oddly calming. He takes requests where someone asks him to fix something of a specific model, Leo finds that exact model, breaks it in that specific way so that he can help his viewers!
Nico: OOOhhh he'd definitely be a gamer actually. A twitch streamer if you will. He plays the most random games and also somehow knows everybody for collaborations, like how tf did Nico invite Leo, Reyna, Percy and Jason to play among us with him how does he know these people.
Reyna: aaaaaahhhhh I don't know actually maybe she has two channels one where she does work out videos and stuff and the other one where she is very anti-alpha male podcast vibes,,just talking videos where she kind of talks sense into people and give people (mostly centred towards women) money advice and breakup advice and college advice you get the gist.
Octavian: Got cancelled.
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bucksboobs · 2 years
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A professional tiktok thirst trapper getting a meet-up with Joshie... I'm praying for his Bassettussy...
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Denmark's entry sounds like if a professional thirst trapper tried to perform the Heartstopper soundtrack.
His outfit does slap though, the color grading sadly really desaturates those colors
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Seeing you guys talk about Lewis "imma professional thirst trapper" Tan is hilarious.
He's an air sign stuck in a hotel room, what did you think was gon happen?!🤣😂😭
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You are absolutely right!!!
It was only a matter of time. It has been funny to see the slow descend for him over the days. He is soo close to showing his whole Aquarian side.
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joeofelix · 4 years
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I was hoping you'd do Marcos/Mario bc I was too afraid to ask you 😅 I love these! 🥰
gdfosgkfdfoisdajfi i must have felt the vibes. theyre such a high-quality duo tho. always walking out of the bus together. training buddies and futmesa champions. know each other since they were kids. professional thirst trappers. i truly HAD TO
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kartiavelino · 5 years
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Are ‘The Masked Singer’ stars Donny Osmond, Rumer Willis and Cee Lo?
What in Gritty’s title did we simply watch? That’s the query we will’t shake after watching Wednesday’s premiere of FOX’s infectiously entertaining singing competitors, “The Masked Singer.” It’s so convoluted and corny — and we will’t wait to tune in subsequent week together with the opposite 9.2 million viewers who watched final evening. This revamp of the favored South Korean actuality present “King of the Masked Singer” incorporates a dozen “celebrities” clad in loopy Gritty-like garb warbling tunes earlier than a studio viewers. Hosted by former “America’s Acquired Expertise” escapee Nick Cannon— sporting what seems to be Samuel L. Jackson’s afro-sheen wig from “Pulp Fiction” — the present incorporates a surreal panel of judges: Robin Thicke (recent from his $5 million payout to Marvin Gaye’s household), Jenny McCarthy (billed as a “popular culture guru”), humorous man Ken Jeong (“Loopy Wealthy Asians”) and the vocally gifted Nicole Scherzinger, who appears decided to increase her run of actuality TV slumming, I imply judging, on either side of the pond. For the file, none of those judges do any judging. They’re too busy doing an entire lotta guessing — largely of the clueless selection. McCarthy is very susceptible to shouting out the names of A-listers (Hugh Jackman, Justin Bieber, to call two) who would by no means stoop to showing on this sequence — but. Nonetheless, the singers’ identities are saved refreshingly secret (btw: arduous to imagine they haven’t leaked, seeing as how this taped in June) because of beastly disguises — and their disspeaking voices are distorted. The way it works: The studio viewers votes for his or her fave singer in every face-off, whereas the panel of professionals determines which celeb from the underside three goes house on the finish of every episode. Performances by the Peacock, Hippo, Monster, Unicorn, Deer and Lion immediately lit up the Twitterverse — with the present’s official Twitter account dropping clues and viewers throwing out doable names behind the masks. Listed here are a few of the high guesses for the hidden identities, beginning with the primary contestant to get the hook: THE HIPPO: This massive fella carried out an brisk model of Bobby Brown’s “My Prerogative,” however since he couldn’t actually sing (Thicke known as him out for singing over a monitor), the judges panel instantly pegged as an “athlete.” [embedded content] Guesses ranged from Deion Sanders (due to his iconic landing dance strikes) and Odell Beckham Jr. I believed for certain it was Von Miller due to these distinctive eyeglasses. Alas, it was Antonio Brown — capping a high-profile week for the Pittsburgh Steelers huge receiver. Brown reportedly had a dramatic falling out with teammate Ben Roethlisberger, one which is reportedly irreparable sufficient for him to request a commerce. Certain, Brown was the primary to get the boot — however not earlier than whipping off that hippo head and flashing these pearly whites and washboard abs for the thirst-trappers tuning in at house. [embedded content] “And girls, I imply, how good-looking is that this man?” Thicke hyped. “You gotta see him with out his helmet extra usually, proper?” Cool down, sir. Did you be taught nothing from all that “Blurred Strains” backlash? The Peacock:  This colorfully costumed contestant teased himself as a showbiz veteran from the age of 5 (“it’s been some time since your mother had a poster of me on her bed room wall”), one who knew Michael Jackson and stands 5-foot-9-inches. The Twitterverse thinks Donny Osmond is a no brainer — however was the King of Pop actually his pal? (And does Donny have the pipes to bust out that soulful model of “The Biggest Present” from the hit Hugh Jackman/Zac Efron flick?) [embedded content] Alfonso Ribeiro is likely to be a greater match. Lengthy earlier than he danced the Carlton on “Recent Prince of Bel-Air,” he was a toddler star who bought his massive break in Broadway’s “The Faucet Dance Child,” circa 1983. The aforementioned King of Pop was even his mentor for a sizzling minute — Ribeiro co-starred within the notorious Pepsi commercial-gone-awry that ended with Jackson’s hair set aflame. Plus, Ribeiro is a veteran of this type of factor after 2007, 2015 and 2017 stints on ABC’s related however not almost as enjoyable “Dancing with the Stars.” One peacock-eyed viewer proffered Neil Patrick Harris since he does magic. Sure, sleight of hand was name-dropped as half as a facet ability on this contestant’s in depth repertoire. [embedded content] The Unicorn — Rising up in one of many richest neighborhoods (Beverly Hills), Unicorn at all times needed to be a singer — however her goals have been silenced by neigh-sayers. “I haven’t seen this kind of stellar efficiency from a horse because the Kentucky Derby,” Jeong mentioned because the Unicorn struggled sweetly by means of Rachel Platten’s “Struggle Tune.” Armchair pundits’ high decide: Tori Spelling — this tracks. The spawn of legendary TV producer Aaron Spelling talked overtly about her mom, Sweet, criticizing her appears as a small little one, and critics have been unkind to her continuous actuality TV rotation and well-publicized cash woes. Full disclosure: We hope it’s Tori. There’s one thing oddly transferring about wrestle for acceptance. Plus: Unicorn mentioned her nickname is “Chicken,” and Reddit says Tori means chook in Japanese in order that settles that, proper? Resort heiress and DJ extraordinaire Paris Hilton is one other sizzling take. Yeah, plenty of individuals have mentioned she will’t do plenty of issues properly, however she went proper forward and did them anyhow, so — not one of the best match. A darkish horse guess: Rebecca Black of “Friday” infamy. Nicely, phrase is she is searching for a comeback. [embedded content] The Lion — Earlier than launching right into a strutting rendition of Fergie’s “A Little Occasion By no means Killed No person (All We Acquired),” this contestant supplied this pre-performance tidbit: Lion comes from “Hollywood loyalty” (she later admits “there are loads of girls in my delight.”) This sparked the highest on-line guess of the evening: Khloe Kardashian, in fact. “Her posture was excellent, her legs have been in entrance, she shook her hips proper on time. I’m telling you that that’s a well-trained skilled,” Thicke raved “Robin, cease hitting on the livestock,” Jeong mentioned. Certain, long-legged Khloe suits — however there are two different intriguing breakouts: Rumer Willis — she’s leggy, she sings (FOX’s “Empire”), she dances (“DWTS”) — and she has a litter of sisters and one very well-known Mama in her “delight.” “One of many Braxton sisters” was one other guess tossed on the market, however Aubrey O’Day was the opposite guess that grabbed our consideration. The previous Danity Kane frontwoman could possibly be an excellent match. She has actuality TV expertise from Diddy’s “Making the Band” — and with all her tabloidian distractions, individuals neglect she truly has a giant voice. After all Jenny McCarthy saved making dumbass guesses like “Woman Gaga.” Get it collectively, Jenny, you’re a Pop Tradition Guru now! You understand a soon-to-be Oscar nominee just isn’t going to let the likes of you being the choose of her anytime quickly. [embedded content] The Monster — This top-heavy, one-eyed ball of fur narrated his intro-package with a aptitude for the dramatic: “I’m a monster as a result of that’s what the world labeled me. I used to be on the high of my recreation, however the recreation turned on me. So I retreated into my cave to take a break from the general public eye.” As manipulative maudlin music swells in to underscore The Monster’s hard-luck story, Jeong quips, “I believe he’s completed a while.” We’re drawing a complete clean on this one: Who would truly go on TV and cop to being a monster with belting out Queen’s “Don’t Cease Me Now”? This dude truly can carry a tune. Oh, it simply dawned us: That is Cee Lo Inexperienced. The “F*** You” singer ticks all of the packing containers. He was a pop-culture juggernaut who burned vivid — then burned out amid a sequence of controversies, from an exploding cellphone to accusations of sexual assault. [embedded content] The Deer — This engagingly goofy critter crooned “Thunder” by Think about Dragons. Gridiron guesses ranged from Ben Roethlisberger to Peyton Manning (“he was a COLT AND A BRONCO!,” one fan tweeted) — however NFL legend Terry Bradshaw got here out on high. Terry is an effective match: Social media warriors say he runs some type of a horse farm, he’s one a number of Tremendous Bowls (a clue within the intro bundle) — and that Southern twang sounds oddly acquainted to anybody who’s watched “Failure to Launch.” Oh, and the Deer and Terry each stand 6-foot, 3-inches tall. Tune in at 9 p.m. Wednesday to catch the subsequent installment of this responsible pleasure. Missed the primary episode? Meet up with it any time on FoxNow or Hulu. 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whostheblondegirl · 2 years
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whostheblondegirl · 2 years
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Life goes on for John Cougar, but this man is killing me
@earl-aive @axelwolf8109 @rushnaround
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whostheblondegirl · 2 years
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this fuckin’ guy: 🪓🪵
me, every god damn time: 👁👄👁
@axelwolf8109 @earl-aive @rushnaround
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whostheblondegirl · 3 years
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This sonuvabitch again💦
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