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eodasks · 10 days
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[Another Phoenix rushes over to you, out of breath and laughing like a maniac, carrying a half empty bottle of glue and a roll of duct tape.]
"Sorry, but um- *laughter* -can you hide me, please? I just pulled a prank on Preston and getting caught wouldn't be very good right now because he's pissed."
(@phoenix-and-found-family)
Pheonix: There is no cause more noble than pranking Preston, come on!
Pheonix opens a giant panel in the floor, revealing a human sized hole in the floor.
Pheonix: I have a secret hidey-hole that nobody knows about except me and Reggie, hide here!
You can hear Preston yelling in the distance.
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brn1029 · 2 years
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On this date in music history….
August 5th
2009 - Aerosmith
Steven Tyler was airlifted to hospital after falling off stage during a gig at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota. The 61-year-old Aerosmith singer fell from a catwalk onto a couple of fans, he suffered neck and shoulder injuries. About 30 minutes after the accident, guitarist Joe Perry came out to tell the crowd that the remainder of the show had been cancelled.
American singer, songwriter Robert Hazard died after surgery for pancreatic cancer. He wrote Cyndi Lauper's, ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’, and fronted Robert Hazard and the Heroes in the 80’s.
2007 - The Beatles
Beatles fans feared the misuse of the Fab Four’s music had hit rock bottom following the decision to license ‘All You Need Is Love’ for use in a nappy advert. Procter & Gamble had purchased the rights to use the song from Sony/ATV Music Publishing, which now owned Northern Songs, the Beatles’ catalogue. The ad featured a baby jumping on a teddy bear in a disposable nappy which offered ‘ultimate leak protection.’
2007 - James Brown
DNA testing on about a dozen people who claimed late soul star James Brown was their father revealed that at least two of them were telling the truth. A former adviser for the singer, Buddy Dallas, said he could not confirm exact figures, as further test results were forthcoming. His will, which was being disputed in court, named six children.
2005 - Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan's song 'Like a Rolling Stone' topped a poll of rock and film stars to find the music, movies, TV shows and books that changed the world. The 1965 single beat Elvis Presley's 'Heartbreak Hotel' into second place in a survey for Uncut magazine. Paul McCartney, Noel Gallagher, Robert Downey Jr, Rolling Stone Keith Richards and Lou Reed were among those who gave their opinions.
1993 - Randy Hobbs
Randy Hobbs, bass player with The McCoys, Edgar Winter Group and Motrose was found dead in his hotel room in Dayton Ohio from a drug overdose aged 45.
1992 - Jeff Porcaro
Jeff Porcaro drummer from Toto died age 38 from a heart attack. His death has been the subject of controversy: some say the attack was caused by an allergic reaction to garden pesticide, while others say Porcaro's heart was weakened by smoking and cocaine use. Porcaro also worked with many other acts including Sonny and Cher, Roger Waters, Eric Clapton, Paul McCartney, Steely Dan, Paul Simon and Boz Scaggs.
1989 - Jive Bunny(….??????….)
Jive Bunny And The Mastermixers had their first of three UK No.1's with 'Swing The Mood'. Produced by the father and son DJ team of Andy and John Pickles, Swing the Mood fused a number of early rock and roll records with liberal use of Glenn Miller's 'In The Mood.'
1984 - Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen played the first of ten nights at the Meadowlands in New Jersey to mark the homecoming of the Born in the USA Tour.
1983 - David Crosby
Crosby Stills Nash & Young member David Crosby was sentenced to five years in jail in Texas for cocaine and firearms offences. Crosby had slept through most of his trial.
1979 - Def Leppard
Def Leppard signed to Phonogram records with an advance of £120,000 pounds ($180,000) giving them a 10% royalty on 100% of sales for the first two years.
1978 - The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones went to No.1 on the US singles chart with 'Miss You' the group's eighth US No.1. The song was written by Mick Jagger after jamming with keyboardist Billy Preston during rehearsals for forthcoming club dates the Stones were playing.
1975 - Kim Fowley
Drummer Sandy West and guitarist Joan Jett formed the first ever all female heavy rock band after being introduced by producer Kim Fowley. The Runaways released four studio albums, among its best known songs: 'Cherry Bomb', 'Queen's of Noise' and a cover of the Velvet Underground's 'Rock n Roll'.
1969 - George Harrison
George Harrison had his new Moog synthesizer brought into the studio for The Beatles to use in finishing their forthcoming album Abbey Road. Moog overdubs were recorded onto the new song 'Because'.
1968 - Luther Perkins
American country guitarist Luther Perkins died at the age of 40 as a result of severe burns and smoke inhalation. Perkins fell asleep at home in his den with a cigarette in his hand. He was dragged from the fire unconscious with severe second and third degree burns. Perkins never regained consciousness. He worked with Johnny Cash and The Carter Family and featured on the live album Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison.
1965 - Jan and Dean
Jan Berry of Jan and Dean was accidentally knocked off a camera car and broke his leg on the first day of filming a new film Easy Come, Easy Go. Several other people were also hurt, causing Paramount to cancel the movie entirely.
1957 - American Bandstand
American Bandstand first aired on US TV. Dick Clark had replaced Bob Horn the previous year when the show was still called Bandstand, Clark went on to host the show until 1989. Countless acts appeared on the show over the years, including ABBA, The Doors, Talking Heads, Madonna, Otis Redding, R.E.M. and Pink Floyd.
1956 - Doris Day
Doris Day was at No.1 on the UK singles chart with 'Whatever Will Be Will Be', the singer actress' second UK No.1 single. The Oscar-winning song was featured in Alfred Hitchcock's 1956 film, The Man Who Knew Too Much, with Doris Day and James Stewart in the lead roles.
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letterboxd-loggd · 5 years
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bellamysgriffin · 7 years
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to read list (ya version)
jsjsdfj this is so long i’m s o rry it’s partially for my reference but honestly hmu if anyone wants to start book club (@ tilde worry not asoue and hdm and peregrine’s are implied) this is hideously long so it’s under a cut
yellow brick war by danielle paige 
i’ll give you the sun by jandy nelson 
everything everything by nicola yoon
a million miles away by lara avery
the secret language of sisters by luanne rice
falling into place by amy zhang
shooter by caroline pignat
never always sometimes by adi alsaid
the last good day of the year by jessica warman
proof of forever by lexa hillyer
because you’ll never meet me by leah thomas
the name of the star by maureen johnson
the game of love and death by martha brockenbrough
hate list by jennifer brown
the body in the woods by april henry
me being me is exactly as insane as you being you by todd hasak-lowy
the end or something like that by ann dee ellis
the truth about alice by jennifer mathieu
say what you will by cammie mcgovern
everything that makes you by moriah mcstay
tease by amanda maciel
killer instinct by s.e. green
we’ll always have paris by jennifer coburn
paperweight by meg haston
like it never happened by emily adrian
don’t even think about it by sarah mlynowski
finding paris by joy preble
emancipated by m. g. reyes
the face on the milk carton by caroline b. cooney
the last boy and girl in the world by siobhan vivian
once again by liz braswell and cameron dokey
boy of summer by jessica brody
road trip summer by lauren barnholdt
survive the night by danielle vega 
kill the boy band by goldy moldavsky
totally awkward love story by tom ellen and lucy ivison
the square root of summer by harriet reuter hapgood
the lifeboat clique by kathy parks
boys like you by juliana stone
26 kisses by anna michels
dissonance by erica o’rourke
if i was your girl by meredith russo 
now that you’re here by amy k nichols
the only thing worse than me is you by lily anderson
some of the parts by hannah barnaby
a song for ella gray by david almond
summer days and summer nights by stephanie perkins
my life next door by huntley fitzpatrick
in real life by jessica love
whisper to me by nick lake
the walls around us by nova ren suma
ready player one by ernest cline
awake by natasha preston
the siren by kiera cass
mirror in the sky by aditi khorana
magonia by maria dahvana headley
last year’s mistake by gina ciocca
once upon a dream by liz braswell
dreamology by lucy keating
the last time we were us by leah konen
keep me in mind by jamie reed
p.s. i like you by kasie west
summer of supernovas by darcy woods
the way back to you by michelle andreani and mindi scott
please don’t tell by laura tims
the cresswell plot by elisza wass
i woke up dead at the mall by judy sheehan
a week of monday’s by jessica brody
don’t look back by jennifer l armentrout
the problem with forever by jennifer l armentrout
fig by sarah elizabeth schantz
you have seven messages by stewart lewis
denton little’s death date by lance rubin
the fall by bethany griffin
don’t stop now by julie halpern
side effects may vary by julie murphy
inland by kat rosenfield
invincible by amy reed
i am princess x by cherie priest
off the page by jodi picoult
panic by lauren oliver
devoted by jennifer mathieu
six of crows by leigh bardugo
we were liars by e. lockhart
bone gap by laura ruby
elsewhere by gabrielle zevin
a whole new world by liz braswell
never said by carol lynch williams
hit by lorie ann grover
the dark elements by jennifer l armentrout
daughters unto devils by amy lukavics
wendy darling by colleen oakes
fracture by megan miranda
red girl blue boy by lauren baratz-logsted
wonders of the invisible world by christopher barzak
stranded by melinda braun
taking aim by michael cart
the accident season by moira fowley-doyle
infinite in between by carolyn macker
wither by lauren destefano
how it went down by kekla magoon
sing by vivi greene
the third twin by cj omololu
backlash by sarah darer littman
liars inc. by paula stokes
the killing by natasha preston
the thousandth floor by katherine mcgee
the raft by s.a. boden
ella minnow pea by mark dunn
the pregnancy project by gaby rodriguez
out of control by sarah alderson
ruthless by carolyn lee adams
the memory book by lara avery
georgia peaches and other forbidden fruit by jaye robin brown
tumbling by caela carter
the odds of lightning by jocelyn davies
tell me something real by calla devlin
don’t get caught by kurt dinan
everyone we’ve been by sarah everett
playlist for the dead by michelle falkoff
the weight of zero by karen fortunati
we were never here by jennifer gilmore
been here all along by sandy hall
three truths and a lie by brent hartinger
you were here by cori mccarthy
nearly gone by elle cosimano
the infinity of you and me by j q coyle
lost stars by lisa selin davis
die for you by amy fellner dominy
until friday night by abbi glines
this is our story by ashley elston
to catch a killer by sheryl scarborough
the hundred lies of lizzie lovett by chelsea sediti
the hate u give by angie thomas
but then i came back by estelle laure
me and me by alice kuipers 
shackled by tom leveen
infinite in between by carolyn mackler
the free by lauren mclaughlin
the outliers by kimberly mccreight
a good idea by cristina moracho
girl on a plane by miriam moss
eat the sky, drink the ocean by multiple authors
the sky is everywhere by jandy nelson
meg and linus by hanna nowinski
radio silence by alice oseman
all the forever things by jolene perry
keeping the beat by marie powell and jeff norton
the homecoming by stacie ramey
seven ways we lie by riley redgate
beautiful broken girls by kim savage
between shades of gray by ruta sepetys
history is all you left me by adam silvera
everything beautiful is not ruined by danielle younge-ullman
shooter by walter dean myers
the memory of light by francisco x stork
a storied life by gabrielle zevin
worthy by donna cooner
run by kody keplinger
one of us is lying by karen m mcmanus
a psalm for lost girls by katie bayerl
the one memory of flora banks by emily barr
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eodasks · 1 month
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- To Agent Harlow Clarke
Greetings! If it’s a question you can answer, so you have a specific favourite brand of coffee? Also, how do you manage to even function without that much decent sleep?
- Winter
- To Dr Heidrich Kapp
How many projects are you currently working on? Also, as someone who does sometimes bully bald people, does anyone tease you for being bald?
- 0-1
- To Preston Fowley
Why are you a piece of shit?
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- To Larry Brent
Are you ever tempted to steal one of the dogs?
-Winter
Harlow: Well, Caffeine is Caffeine, but Top O' The Morning is what I drink if I can get my hands on it.
And the answer to your second question is that I'm used to it at this point.
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Heidrich: That is strictly classified, though I can tell you I'm working on multiple, and no, I don't get teased.
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Preston: Complaints about my personality go in the green tray.
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Larry: Why would I steal them? I already have permission to take them on walks and bring them home whenever I please!
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eodasks · 2 months
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Right, @agentwraith and @phoenix-and-found-family, I present to you, a four hundred and fifty eight word rant about Preston Fowley, from the perspective of Harlow Clarke:
Harlow: Preston is the only other Senior Handler in the EOD, and he is the sole reason we have to sit through those stupid briefings, back in my day our Handlers just told us when we got there.
Harlow: Fuckin' paperwork freaks.
Harlow: Every single time I so much as borrow a pencil I have to fill out 3 seperate forms cause of that halitosis-ridden son of a 3 legged bitch!
Harlow: He couldn't make a speedy decision even if his entire body was on fire and he was right next to a river, he'd be too busy filing form 26-C of an environmental damage report about the consequences of his ashes spreading all over the grass, and then would file a formal request to city hall asking if he can use the river to put himself out!
Harlow: Last week, I asked him if i could borrow a pencil, a fucking pencil, he made me read a 500 word lending contract first!
Harlow: If the devil told me that in exchange for my soul, I could shoot Preston without consequence, I would hand that sucker over, no hesitation, hell, I'd shoot Preston with consequences!
Harlow: When he dies, Zor will surrender, the grim reaper himself will come to claim his corpse, and the dogs in animal handling will gain sentience and dance through the streets, singing "ding dong, the pencil pushing motherfucker is dead!"
Harlow: I would rather be one of Prism's guinea pigs than file another one of his 20 page vacation approval "slips", and it'll be a cold day in hell when I ever go on a mission with him!
Harlow: Last year, Daisy ordered a new hydroponics rack without filing the proper paperwork, and he yelled at her until she broke down crying, and then suspended her for a month!
Harlow: I will make it my annual ritual to go to his gravestone, dig up his body, put out a cigar using his forehead, and then shove his corpse back in the hole.
Harlow: I genuinely feel sorry for which ever poor fuckers got him assigned as their handler, those poor kids must be swamped with bullshit sheafs of paper.
Harlow: And he has never had a papercut in his life, while handling thousands of sheets of paper a day! What the hell kind of being did he make a deal with to obtain that power?
Harlow: Everytime he comes up with a new form that has to be filled in, I feel like taking my revolver from my desk, and ending it right then and there, and i'll let you decide what I mean by that.
Harlow: You want any more? Cause I could talk about the last time I hosted a party while he was in the office.
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eodasks · 2 months
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@agentwraith @phoenix-and-found-family I am writing a full version of the Preston rant, I'm at 281 words, would you consider it too long to go any further?
By the way, assuming that 1 word is on average 8 characters, the Tumblr word count limit is 512k words.
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eodasks · 2 months
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New banner image, contains all the ocs that have appeared so far, and even one that hasn't yet!
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eodasks · 3 days
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so phoenix, what’s ur favorite thing to set on fire?
Pheonix: If there's one thing Preston is good for, its sending me some good fuel!
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eodasks · 1 month
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If you want to submit asks to Preston in a more lore accurate way, use this:
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eodasks · 2 months
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My honest feelings about Preston, summed up with a short video.
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eodasks · 23 days
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Phoenix what’s the best prank you’ve pulled?
I once gave Preston a carrot that I had hollowed out and filled with wasabi!
I was written up for it, but it was absolutely worth seeing the panic on his face!
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eodasks · 1 month
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Preston do you have paperwork for answering asks?
Preston: No, but I am working on a draft on the side.
Poll ends in 10 mins.
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eodasks · 2 months
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If you all couldn't tell by my last post, i have a deep and intense hatred for Preston Fowley.
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