I love how OFMD is the complete opposite of bury your gays.
People can get stabbed through, get shot in the leg and get gangrene, get poisoned by their wife, get stabbed by their wife, get smashed in the head with a cannon ball, get brought on the brink of death, get thrown off a ship in the middle of the sea, and get stranded on a tiny island.
But as long as they're gay, they just won't die. Unburiable gays. Everyone else dies gruesome deaths but not a single gay person has died. David Jenkins is the only one doing things right.
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Thank you for the tag, Alessia and Andi!! 💕🖤 @awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands @morska--vila
Here's 10 songs from my On Repeat playlist on shuffle!
1. Already Over by Mike Shinoda
2. Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows) By Fall Out Boy
3. Formidable by Twenty One Pilots
4. Sirens by Imagine Dragons
5. SNEAKING OUT OF HEAVEN by Waterparks
6. I Hate Everybody by The Used
7. I Don't Like Myself by Imagine Dragons
8. Tonight Is The Night I Die by Palaye Royale
9. Like A Villian by Bad Omens
10. In My Head by Jason Derulo
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*knock knock* interview ask flood be upon ye. 5,8,13,16 and 22 for Hosea my friend Hosea, 2,7,17 for Mozzerella, 5,9,10,15,20 and 25 for Dutch :3
My god Myta. This really is a flood there's numbers all up in my askbox. I haven't seen this many since I was taking my GCSEs. HERE I GO (I'll copy-paste any if they've been answered before) (I'm glad you like my little guys)
Hosea:
5. What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?
"Free time? Well, when I have the chance I like socialising. Which sometimes ends up in fighting. Which means I get to put people in their place. Oooo! Also looking for clothes that flatter me! Can't go wrong with some new fashion."
8. What do you think had the biggest impact on you growing up?
"Growing up? That's something fleshy creatures love doing, my dear. I never had to 'grow up'."
13.You’re given an unlimited budget to build anything you want! What do you build and where do you build it?
"I'm building a huge swimming pool over Phlunt's house. Maybe he'll drown if he dares step outside then. Put some other people I don't like in there too."
16. Describe your perfect day.
"Hum. Not something I actually think about, in all honesty. Get pissed? Watch men fight? Kill another god?. Don't know."
22. What’s the easiest way to flirt with you?
"Worship the ground I walk on. If you're worth my time I'll pay attention. Flatter me. Don't be ridiculous though."
Mozzerela:
2. Who is your best friend? Tell us about them!
"Best friend?! Oh geez, I don't think I have a best friend. I also feel kinda mean ranking my friends, they're all so cool! Maybe one time, well, a LONG time ago I would have said Ioxxi but..." [She makes an ehhh motion] "She turned out to be not that nice"
7. Who do you look up to?
"Everyone, pretty much! Haha! But if I was being serious? It's Aurene! So much on her shoulders, but still tries her best!"
17. What makes you laugh?
"Aw, real silly stuff. Like pictures of beans with nonsense words. Real silly stuff..."
Dutch:
5. What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?
"S'pose working alone in a forge. Ain't happening a lot these days, me being on the road 'n all. Fishin' can be pretty peaceful as well."
9. Are you a spiritual person? If yes, what do you practice?
"I wouldn't call myself a spiritual person. Days of gods is long gone. If I were to be praying, it'd be out of desperation. S'pose theres other stuff out there though, I just don't pay much attention to it all personally. You do you."
10. Where were you born? Where did you grow up? Where do you live now?
"You don't need to know where I came from, or grew up. Travelled around with Charr a lot when I was a boy. Real mix of a crowd. Preferred some of them other my own parents, hah! But that's all you're gettin' on that front. But now? Home is currently wherever I am."
15. Do you play any instruments? Which ones? How long have you been playing?
"Don't think I got a musical bone in my body. If I have, it's somewhere small. Can't be bothered to find out at this point, other people play good things enough. Don't need me tryin' to make a racket."
20. Describe your biggest pet peeve.
"Not sure this is my biggest, but it's one of the: When people get rude about other's food tastes. C'mon, we can all get along."
25. Freebie! Come up with your own question for the character to answer!
Courtesy of my friends on discord-
"'Are you free friday night?'
"No, sorry. Working. Why? Something going on?"
"wats up with your gun lol"
"Just a bit dirty lookin' at the moment. Needs a clean, covered in dirt at the moment."
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