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Andromeda; chapter two: I wanna tell you (how much I care)
Hazel and PJ spend time alone and can't help but let their Big Gay Feelings hang over them like a perpetual rain cloud of ~lesbianism~
official hazel pining playlist: something you can hold on to
#bottoms movie#bottoms 2023#hazel callahan#hazel callahan bottoms#pj bottoms#pj/hazel#pjhazel fan fiction#pjhazel fic#hazel callahan fanfiction#hazel callahan fic#pj bottoms fanfiction
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Everyone's like "we don't need a Bottoms sequel!!!" as if Emma and Rachel didn't plant the seeds for a perfect sequel
#bottoms 2023#either that or they were geniuses bc this ship generated half of the fandom content when it first came out#bc they had so little moments together#and obv that drives fans to fill the void the movie (purposefully...?) left#that's why I think there's less josabel fics bc no one felt the need to continue their story#tho I think ppl absolutely should#anyways#i miss them#pjhazel
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istg if i check the pjhazel tag on ao3 again and it still says 158 fics i will riot
#IVE READ THE SAME 158 FICS MULTIPLE TIMES THESE LAST FEW MONTHS#pj x hazel#pjhazel#pj waters#hazel callahan#bottoms 2023
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I’ve decided PJ starts using tone indicators when texting Hazel to avoid miscommunications because if she can’t even tell when PJ is being sarcastic in person then there’s no hope for over text
She reflectively uses it with Josie at some point and she’s just like “oh so you’re like gone gone for her ok”
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it’s always strange what fandoms i come up with fic ideas for. like maybe i have to be ultra obsessed or familiar with the characters? genuinely one of the only ones i can write decently is byler help it’s been over a year
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cant live without a poly ship so pjhazel with reader...light (?) nsfw. making out and allusions to more. fem cheerleader reader. are there any pj fics i mean this is rachel sennot we're talkin about. not gonna proofread we die like jeff should have. reuploading bc tumblr hates me and wont make my posts show up on the tags.
maybe reader is a cheerleader who both of the girls have a crush on, made difficult by them being...friends. aka pj has had a crush on hazel for years and has tried to stomp it down into the dust while hazel tries to forget about her feelings. which definitely always works.
you probably didnt notice them before the fight club, but once you join its hard not to. you like hazel because she's genuinely so nice to everyone and cute in that "you kinda scare me but i weirdly really like it", and you like pj because while her attraction is so obvious by the way she refuses to hit you, constantly adjusting your posture, and how you've caught her staring at your ass about twenty damn times already. but shes cute in a "you're obviously a loser but your desperation kinda turns me on way."
maybe pj catches on to how close you're getting to hazel, then being the hotheaded ass she is (affectionately) confronts hazel about it, telling her if she was a real friend she'd do her a solid and back the hell off ??? obviously hazel isnt falling for it, saying they should leave it up to you to decide who you're interested in.
lucky for them you invite them for a study date at your house that night ! when they ring your doorbell pj is nitpicking hazels button-up, getting surprised when hazel bites back and critiques her plaid zip up jacket because really? plaid?
they both quickly shut up when you open the door, smiling casually like you arent standing in front of them in a lacy bra and shorts, turning around inviting them up to your room as you expect them to follow you. they do, of course. (hazel makes sure to clowe and lock your front door beacuse shes. polite. yeah.)
the fake studying you do is dreadfully boring. hazel tries to pay attention to the work, while pj is flirting with you and getting more flustered the harder you flirt back. eventually you get sick of the bullshit, grabbing her by that fugly plaid jacket and bringing her lips down to yours.
you have to pull back only three seconds in when to your shock the brunette lets out the loudest groan you've ever heard and brings her hands up to squish your breasts, looking slightly embarrassed as giggle at her and brush some of her frizzy hair back away from her face.
a mix between a shaky inhale and a snort reminds you of the other person in the room, turning to see hazel with such a strong grip on her pencil you're slightly scared shes going to stab herself with it.
you ask her "dont laugh at her, you think you could do better?" and before you know it she's crawling towards you from the bottom of your bed and kissing you with the passion of a long lost lover.
you have to admit you're slightly surprised at how proficient she is at kissing, knowing just the right way to tilt your head and graze your lips with her tongue. it makes you so light headed you fall onto your back on the covers, hazel never giving you a chance to pull away as she follows you down and cages you in.
you make out with her for another minute or two before gently pushing her off to catch a breath, your chest rising up and down at a mile a minute. once your head clears more, you look above you to see hazel looking almost nervous. her eyes dart from you to the space to your left, and you tilt her head to see pj doing the same.
"you guys can kiss too, yknow. i wont mind. it'd be pretty hot actually."
you meant it as half of a joke but your breath catches in your throat when pj grips the sides of hazels head and kisses her. well, more like starts licking at the area around her mouth, but with a little guidance its not long before the two are in a heated makeout above you, the sight and the sounds they're making turning you on in ways you didnt think was possible.
you press a hand into both of their chests, the girls pulling apart and looking at you like they're both waiting for your command.
yeah, you were gonna have fun with this.
was looking at hazel tiktoks and a comment complained about the lack of stuff about her on wattpad, then someone said to head over here and sometimes i forget that. u r real people. reading what i write. so. whats up.
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me when i do my nightly check on the pjhazel tag on ao3 and the number of fics has actually gone down
#it’s so hard out here guys.. please..#i guess i just have to do everything myself around here#pjhazel#bottoms movie#ao3 is linked in my carrd btw
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would pay real human dollars to see the full lyrics to all of the albums from loser complex like it’s THE pjhazel fic of all time i hope you know that
I will be real with you I am Not a songwriter so I don't think the full lyrics are terribly interesting but mayhaps we'll see
<3
#pjhazel#pj bottoms#hazel callahan#josie marks#josabel#josie x isabel#isabel bottoms#bottoms movie#bottoms movie 2023
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i’ve written 2 pjhazel fics this year guys ohmygod !! if you guys wanna check out more of my fics then this is my ao3 account 🤭
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its literally crazy how pjhazel bottoms changed the trajectory of my life. wdym a wlw ship is the ship that pushed me to finally write my first fic?
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Everyday I become more and more convinced that pjhazel fic writers are all listening to the exact same Spotify playlist
My newest evidence to this fact is Not Another Rockstar by Maisie Peters being added to the playlist along with the release of Chapter 4 of @penguin-writes-books fic, Loser Complex
#the fic is so good though I’m foaming at the mouth#fanfic#pjhazel#pj x hazel#bottoms 2023#the bottoms movie#hazel callahan#pj bottoms#hazel bottoms
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I'm a ride or die for pjhazel like none of you can ever convince me they're a terrible ship like there's so much to unpack??? The surplus of angst and shenanigans you could pull out of that pairing is Immense™ not to mention the apology in the script and every single fic writers knows it and DELIVERS every. single. time. and I eat it all up!!! like are they great for each other? No! but that's what makes it fun!!! like we get to explore why PJ is Like That(especially to Hazel) and why Hazel decides to stick around regardless of That. We get to explore how PJ and Hazel tries to navigate their non-friendship with their silly n goofy (unsaid) feelings for each other and PJ is still mean but she tries really hard (and fails. a lot.) but she does it for Hazel bc she loves her but in reality she doesn't have to try very hard because Hazel has always seen her and at the end of the day they just make it work. I'm a toxic yuri connoisseur what can I say
#bottoms 2023#bottoms movie#pjhazel#pj waters#pj bottoms#hazel callahan#too many of you have been hating on pjhazel and ion like that#also I owe AO3 users Peanutbutterassistant and PenguinWritesBooks my life#they literally carry pjhazelnation on their backs its insane#and idk how but i really want to know what emma and rachel would do with this pairing#i just know it'll be *chefs kiss*
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I have fucking 8 different fic ideas for pjhazel and only three of them have been started and only one of them is even close to completion
They’re all pingponging off each other in my brain like a dogpark for windows screensavers
#pjhazel#pj x hazel#bottoms 2023#fanfic#the bottoms movie#hazel callahan#hazel/pj#pj waters#pj bottoms
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I'm dying I need more pjhazel fics please before I perish save me pjhazel fics save meeeee
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