Watching Pet Problems on release day gave me feelings akin to watching Enchanting Grom Fright on release day. The “yeah they’ve been teasing this ship but that just must be my brain, right?” to the “OH MY GOD OKAY IT’S HAPPENING” of it all.

It’s feeling your stomach drop in the best way. It’s surreal and I feel blessed to have encountered this experience twice with queer ships. Lumity has done and Clankie will do so much good and change so many lives.

Cleo & Hissette in Pet Problems

[ID: Screenshots from Monster High The Series (2022) episode Pet Problems showing Cleo and her new pet snake. (1) Cleo poses and sticks out her lip as he rubs affectionately against Hissette as she holds her. (2) Cleo holds Hissette out at her side as they smile at each other. (3) Cleo laughs as she pulls Hissette close. (4) Cleo leans over a table and rubs against Hissette. (5) Cleo holds Hisette up to her and rubs against her. (6) The same but Cleo is looking at her. (7) Cleo lays on her bed as Hissette lays on her back. (8) Cleo looks to the right, holding Hisette curled around her arm as Hissette looks to the left. (9) Cleo holds Hisette curled around her arms and leans forward, smiling pleadingly. End ID]

my dad: hey dog, youre so handsome and good looking and cute, you have a lot going for you me: *looks up* my dog: *licking his lil weiner with the leg stuck up like a flagpole and everything* my dad: aint that right

my cat has discovered mirrors and now she won't stop fucking meowing at herself

Today I was catching Clara protest pissing! I always knew that it was her, but now her crimes are witnessed! Arghl, what can I do to get her off that behaviour?! She is literally just a little BITCH!

Okay. How do I tell my dog. Nicely. That unless she writes my book for me that she and the laptop can't coexist at the same time?

My cat somehow manages to be simultaineously the most terrified and the most hatefully violent creature in all of existence towards all other pets. I think my cat truly believes that all non-human creatures were put on this earth to grind her bones for bread.

I really fucking hate how expensive it is man. Like almost $200 at Target for like basics for self care and the house. Nothing fun except some dog treats. Like I’m sorry I don’t want to but the cheapest shit that is loaded with chemicals and bad ingredients. Like why is it a premium to buy products that are just natural ingredients? Jesus.

Oh and what’s the point of coupons sometimes??? Like target had a circle coupon for Zyrtec 90 count ($42 reg) for $10 off so it would have been $32 and I got the store brand 180 count for like $20??

Also don’t get me started on how fucking annoying it is to try to buy treats for my dog who happens to have an allergy to chicken… Did you know that that is the number one allergen for dogs? Fucking chicken. And do you know how many fucking treats out there are supposedly like fruity flavored or just peanut butter that have chicken in them?? Most of them.

These are like separate gripes but like at the same time it’s a fucking pain man.

Oh and my insurance doesn’t want to cover my acid reflux prescription apparently because I need prescription strength instead of just nexium anymore. Luckily they gave a coupon for me so I got 2 months for $17 so 🤷🏼‍♀️. My doctor is fighting them on it at least but still.

😂 Happy birthday to me, Jörmungander was in my bed.

Now that the holidays are winding down, works slowing down and, hopefully, I can actually get to some things here.

Guess who literally got her back blown out last week and has to sleep on her loveseat tonight because her dog is sick. 🙃

loud thunder makes doggy go brrrr

My dog is shaking in fear with every thunderclap

I took a nap because I was tired but now I want to cook. Alas, Roo is very cuddly and I dare not move a muscle lest I ruin our good vibes.

Real life blog but I’m cat sitting my brothers cat for the weekend so grand total is 4 cause 3 live in our childhood house and both me and mom thought this was gonna be all weekend

But ended up like this the minute they saw him

And it’s only day one

peopl on here are like don't call someone a piece of shit, it's ableist towards everyone with piece of shit personality disorder, a diagnosis that seems completely reasonable and definitely not designed to stigmatize the patient

They should make a case with a hood over the screen not because I care about people reading over my shoulder or rain on my screen or any other possible reason other then keeping my birds from wagging their butt feathers over whatever I'm reading on my phone