I let noonoo have some supervised yard time after walking basil and it's really cute when she sniffs him over to see where he's been

actually natori has some kind of tracking talisman on matoba at all times. that's how he knew where to abduct matoba from for Operation: Kitty Cat City. matoba fully knows about it; it's why he wasn't at all surprised to find a paper doll in natsume's hair after the mask youkai debacle (matoba internally as he watched it fly away: classic mother hen shuuichi-san momence 🥰). because this is matoba "boundaries? what are those? can you eat them?" seiji we're talking about, he's not bothered by this "violation" of his "privacy"; rather, he finds it fittingly clingy (it is, after all, only right that natori should be keeping tabs on him obsessively). sometimes the talisman gets confused and sticks to yesterday's outfit, so he always checks to make sure he has it on the way out the door (his pocket patdown is "keys, lighter, wallet, exorcism supplies, shuuichi-san's cute lil tracker he thinks i don't know about <3"). i wouldn't be surprised if he's figured out how to uno reverse it and now uses it to track natori's location as well. this may not technically be canon but it is probably all 100% true in an important way that transcends canon, we just never hear about it because it isn't relevant to natsume's journey 😌

random protip for fliers in the US: opting out of the weird facial recognition technology is 800x less annoying than opting out of their body scanners is. dude just looks at your ID like a normal-ass bouncer at a club and sends you on your way. would recommend

I'm probably one of the only people on the planet who asks for a pat down (legal right in the USA) instead of walking through an airport scanner. I know this because the agents get visibly stressed about it every time. Doing my part to make a pig's day worse 💖👌

shoutout to tsa their billion dollar machine was tripped by my fucking pad

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Hey there puppy~❤️

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lining up at airport security and my cousin and i got sent to a different body scanner bc ‘kids can’t go through that one’ like 😋 we’re 22 and 24 but thank you nonetheless

POV: I'm that twordish i giggle my ass off at security pat downs 😶😶😐

HELP ITS SO EMBARRASSING-

Friend: Hey, how was it?

Me: Oh, it wasn't too bad at all! *proceeds to tell you the worst fucking thing you've ever heard*

yknow to complete my general on-person inventory I think I could really use a flask with a wizard and dragon on it like the ones you find airbrushed on vans and one of those hats with the variations involving fish and women on them

man i wish i could just have fucking normal car-related high school horror stories. like the one where the administration thinks it’s a good idea to discourage drunk driving with the wrecked car on the lawn. something normal like that

✨✨"I see large number, I decimate." ✨✨(Nikki P. A., 2022) 🙈 {argh, my eyes! She's too powerful!!!! ( thank u 🦔💖)

nothing gets past me, anon /j

V tempted to liveblog my drunk mom bc I've been dragged to a pub with her and her friends and I rly don't want to be here but I desperately need to distract myself before I lash out or completely shut down

nothing will encourage misanthropy like being in public

Recently I went out with friends and successfully talked my way into not one, not two, but three separate venues/bars without any idea because I forgot it at home. I was like would a under 21 year old have this much gray hair, an expired credit card, and an unemployment benefits card??? I think not!