Overworked Blorbo Battle Final Poll!

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You’re meant for something greater, whether you like it or not

It is once again 1925, somehow, and you once again find yourself as SPADES SLICK, which needs no explanation. Well, it suits you just fine. A time of RUFFIANS, THUGGERY, and SNAPPILY DRESSED CRIMINALS. Just the kind of place where a guy like you can really stretch his legs.

You decide while in Rome to do as the Romans do and find yourself a nice lamppost to lean against while being on the lookout for DAMES looking for TROUBLE. Be that trouble they are in or about to be in, courtesy of yours truly. It's just your luck, then, that you should find a PERFECTLY SIZED LAMPPOST to lean against. Now you're getting into the swing of things, like a CROWBAR to the FACE OF A CLOCK. Heh, good times, you tell yourself. Good times.

Getting into the natural groove and rhythm of things, you decide to take out ONE QUARTER and begin to flip it like you flip the bird to those Felt mooks. Yeah, this is nice, real nice.

But what's this? A DAME? And of the foxiest variety to boot, mayhaps a PANICKING MADAME? But that only sweetens the pot as you find yourself staring into her beautiful, beady eyes. Like staring into the void that stares back and isn't above blinking from time to time.

You find yourself just as sucked into her eyes as a black hole, or "suckered" may be more appropriate as it dawns on you that the UNRULY QUARTER refuses to march to your beat, the damn thing grazing the skin of your palm like many a dodged bullet aimed squarely at your rather BULBOUS HEAD. But this hits harder than any of those bullets ever could, as time seems to slow down to taunt you, mock you, spit in your face for thinking you could sit with the times at the cool kid table. You watch in slow motion as that quarter bounces and rolls its metallic ass right toward the sewer grate like a man coming home for dinner.

You have just lost the equivalent of THIRTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

Haters you can kill your selfs

Happy holidays @terepi I was your secret Santa for @homestuckss!! I got enchanted by the idea of wvpmar doing a little gift exchange and I hope you like it too!

women are my favorite guy

had PM been mean to jack in their first encounter homestuck would've been 5000 pages shorter

(alternate form for PM displayed on second row)

Reminder that this competition is not about "most transgender", vote for your favorite! The top two will progress to the next round (the semi-finals).

“the girls are fighting!!!!” -PM

@413countdown

they remind me of eachother

Overworked Blorbo Battle Round 4 Poll: 8

woah what a silly mail lady!

i hate artblock!!! :<

twt requests for liv tyler and parcel mistress

I do ship them if that is alright with you.

They do not quite get along

pose for the fans