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yaboipandy · 1 year
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kanaya has spent years living with humans but i wanna believe she still “shrimp fried rices” human words.
separating and conjugating human words incorrectly, only to piss of rose.
“A Peppered Oni Pizza”
“That One Game We Played With Roxy, Mined Craft”
“Youre Telling Me A Matzo Balled This Soup?”
“That One Human Rap Artist Dave Enjoys, The Snooped Dogg”
“Rose Why Do People Hate Pined Appled Pizza”
i love her so much and i really hate when people characterize her as a stoic, serious, no nonsense figure. she’s absolutely hilarious.
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im-with-nasa · 1 year
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why??? did almost everyone i knew from my high school turn to some sort of extremism when we graduated??? was it the pandemic??? being chronically online??? COLLEGE??? i just wanna know omg
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moon-alight · 1 year
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Hiii!! Could you write a maki fluff? Where his s/o is scared of dogs and he wants her to meat pandy?
Hello! Of course I could. I personally love dogs so this is a bit funny to write besides, Pandy is so cute. I hope you like it. Now Ma-Ki is two years younger than me so I hope I'm at least making this the cutest it could be.
Quick edit, realized Pandy is a girl... I changed it.
See? She loves you - &Team Ma-Ki
Synopsis: You have a fear of dogs but decide to agree to meeting your boyfriend's companion after he had been bugging you for weeks.
Warnings: afab reader, Toothrotting fluff.
Word Count: 1.026
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You had avoided going to your boyfriend's house since the moment you heard he had a dog. Maki is an absolute sweetheart and you don't doubt his dog is well behaved, especially since he always talks about Pandy in the most endearing way but... you're so damn afraid.
Dogs were just another one of your fears. Some people are scared of spiders, some of snakes, some of sharks but you are afraid of dogs.
It's the worst fear. Everywhere you go there are dogs. You just avoid them, walking in a big circle around them to stay as far away as possible from the little creatures.
Then there is Maki. Whenever he is out and sees a dog, he just has to pet them. He would often try and tug you along while nearing dogs but you never let him. Of course he knows about your fear but he also desperately wants you to meet his little friend, Pandy.
Now, you had seen countless pictures of the small dog. At first sight she looked like Dobby from Harry Potter to you. Maki told you she's a mix and super sweet but how often he had asked you to come meet her, your answer remained 'no'.
You had thought about it a lot and you know Pandy is very important for Maki and so are you. So, you decided to meet her and conquer your fear once and for all even if you haven't told your eager boyfriend yet that you had agreed.
He walks inside the dorms, holding his phone and smiling down at the screen. You are anxiously sitting on the couch, trying to figure out if this is the right decision after all. He stops behind the couch you're sitting on and leans forward.
"y/n! Look! My mom send me another picture of Pandy." You look at the screen of his phone, a smile unconciously spreading on your face. Pandy doesn't look dangerous, especially not when she's cuddling with your boyfriend's mom on the couch. "I wish you could meet her." You almost didn't catch it, he said it so quietly.
"Then let's meet her." Oh how you regretted those words the moment you spoke them. Maki stares at you, trying to hide his hopeful smile to the best of his abilities.
"Do you mean that?" You had already made him so happy, there is no way back.
"Yes, I do." The happy scream leaving Maki immediately washed away your worries, his arms wrap around you as he jumps over the couch to hug you. His happiness rubs off on you and you giggle at his joyful energy.
"We can go by my house this weekend. We can go walk Pandy together, and we can cuddle her. We could watch movies with her..." Your boyfriend is now happily ranting but with all those ideas, you start to feel a bit anxious again though you try your best not to show him.
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You dreaded the weekend but there was no chance you would cancel when your boyfriend was so hyped all week long. Even the fans started to notice how happy he had gotten with their last performance, you couldn't disappoint him no more.
"Is there something wrong, baby?" Maki asks you when you're on the train towards his house. You hadn't said a word for about an hour and were constantly fiddling with the sleeve of your sweatshirt.
"No, why?" Maki raises a brow at you.
"You don't really want to meet Pandy, do you?" He sees right through you.
"Why would you think that?"
"Because ever since you agreed on coming with me, you have been acting distant and... well, anxious." He noticed? Of course he did. How did you ever think you could hide this from him.
"It's not that I don't want to meet her, I really do. I just... I'm not sure why I'm scared that she would bite me or something." Maki reaches for your hand at your confession, holding it and rubbing his thumb to comfort you.
"Pandy has never bitten or barked at anyone in a mean way. Maybe to play but that's beyond the point. She would never hurt you, y/n."
"I know but the fear is still inside of me, you know?"
"I promise you, she won't hurt you. I have told her all about you so she should know how important you are to me."
"You told Pandy about me?" You ask softly, a small smile creeping on your lips.
"Mhm. And as far as I'm concerned, she loved hearing about you." It was enough to calm you down a little. The train soon stops and you two step onto the platform. Maki's mom is already standing there with Pandy on a leash next to her. When your eyes fall on the dog, you're stunned. You thought she'd be bigger.
"Mom!" You follow Maki but stay at a bit of a distance. You had already met his mom a couple of times but never at his house, never when Pandy was with her. The small dog jumps up on Maki as he squats down to pet her. You smile at seeing the two interact. "y/n, come pet her."
"Oh, no, I'm good." Maki gives you a playful glare. You take a deep breath and hold your hand out, Maki takes it and lowers it until it's right in front of Pandy. You're shaking a little and holding your breath as you watch the dog nearing your hand.
You really want to pull away, make sure she won't bite you but you trust Maki and so you stay still. You suddenly feel something wet against your palm and look at Pandy who is licking your hand.
"See? She loves you." You smile and start slowly petting her. Pandy seems to enjoy it as she pushes her head against your hand for more belly rubs.
"Well, you aren't so bad after all." You mumble, giggling when Pandy rolls over and looks at you with big brown eyes. You couldn't believe you were ever scared to meet this little angel. You're happy you did.
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jtheplante · 11 months
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All Hail King Julien survey! 🎉
Feel free to copy & paste, then give ur own answers! 👍 Stolen from @fairfaxandy
1. What do you think about All Hail King Julien?
Worst show ever
2. When did you first watch the show?
I knew this show existed for years. WHY DID I SLEEP ON IT FOR SO LONG??? Anyway last June I think I finally gave the 1st episode a chance, I was bored & looking for something new. The 1st episode is only okay so I didn't think much of it. A few weeks later (early July) I decided to give the show a 2nd chance. Episode 2 is meh, but it was Episode 3 w/the absolute gay furry thirst trap that is Karl Fanaloka that won me over & sealed my fate to watch the whole show 🔥
3. Favorite season?
Season 2 is probably the best season of any show ever in history. Exiled as a whole is also amazing but sadly dips in quality for a couple episodes IMO
4. Favorite episode?
Um have u even watched my episode rank video?? I put s3e6 (Jungle Games) as my #1, but as time's gone on, I think it's really s5e11 (KJ Is Watching You AKA the Orange ITN Black parody episode). Ted is peak and this episode is his peak 🔥
5. Least favorite episode?
As said in my ep rank video!! The S3 opener - O Captain Where Aren't Thou (both parts). Jokes fall flat, KJ's parents are a pain to watch, & the pirate crew is so forgettable I can't name a single one off the top of my head
6. Favorite scene?
Um the whole show but the hardest I laughed at any moment was when Ted suddenly exploded on stage while singing for no f*cking reason
7. Least favorite scene?
s3e4 the episode basically opens with a minute of nasty visualized farts & everyone vomiting on each other. I like gross-out to an extent but this was TOO. MUCH.
8. Favorite characters?
1st: Ted my beloved 💗💗💗 he's so much like me it's scary
2nd: King Julien - a VERY close 2nd. His energy & ability to stay goofy in even the worst situations inspires me to be the same 🔥
3rd: Karl - Gay thirst trap hottie social reject misunderstood sad backstory creative genius who just wants love 😭😭😭
4th: Mort - Objectively the best fictional character of all time. Sure he delivers the funniest moments in animated history but I don't really feel a connection with him like I do the top 3
5th: "Uncle" Julien - sass and ASS 🍑🥵 I love villains who are unapologetically assholes. His redemption was forced & stupid
9. Least favorite character?
Maggie - I love farts but it 100% depends on who. If it's a hot guy then 😍😍😍 but this is an old woman so 🤢 & that's like her whole character
10. Favorite ships?
Jaurice - absolutely adorable couple, heck I get teary eyed just thinking about them, gosh I'm so gay. Anyway their ship is extra special b/c KJ is usually hedonistic & horni, but with Maurice it's so wholesome & romantic 🥺
Julieddy & Karlien - These 2 ships have their own unique dynamics, but I put them together b/c they're both a gay man desperately wanting a man they can't have. This kinda situation always fascinates me & I can relate myself...
Karl x Chauncey - we all kno who Karl wants the most, but the fact that he has a happy life with Chauncey makes me happy 😌
Pandy - Be gay do crime
Ted x Horst - tbh if Ted finally divorced & married a man instead, Horst is a genuine contender
Nurse Phantom & Dr. S - the way they bicker is hilarious
KJ x Rob - Gay booty bumpin hotties enough said
11. Least favorite ships?
Clage - I've already ranted about it a million times it's just crap
"Uncle" Julien x Zora - like I said, forced & stupid
Willie x anyone - Willie's too innocent y'all
12. Have you ever cried while watching?
I'm an overly emotional gay man I cry over litcherally everything. I practically choked to death crying the first time I saw Maurice fall 😭
13. Favorite songs?
-Theme song superiority 🔥🔥🔥
-True Bromance is a gay anthem for the ages
-All Eyes On Me (Photronique) 🔥🔥
-I also like Swagnificent & Big Stacks
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myrfing · 2 years
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LMAO yeah immediately after I sent that ask I remembered you posting that "not reading hearts" thing.
Okay yeah I'm just super obsessed with pandae in general so I had been wondering about your thoughts xD ty for indulging me, poyo
I like the ancients a lot! But my brain doesn't mix well with the takes I see from their fans 😔
Also!!! I might have missed your post about Themis and Erich foiling.... Can you link me .... Thank you, poyo ...
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING PANDY and for a good reason, I think it's a good raid with an interesting storyline, it just kind of sits outside of my ballpark. and no thank YOU for indulging me I can probably go on at length about any facet of the game regardless of where it sits in my mind palace so all of this is decadent living to me.
I warmed up to the ancients a lot and it's been a lot easier to love them after being somewhat distanced from the big crowd of the fanbase for sure. but of every single place in the game it feels the least like the world I love yknow?
ALSO. ER. i tried to find them but. I do not tag my raving and ranting poasts because I don't want them circulating too hard and I believe they are lost to thee nether. if I do come across them I'll send out the poyo signal but im pretty certain that. I said it in a series of 839049034 disjointed posts I threw. off the bridge. so they can come flying back in my face later on much like dragon eyeballs
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Having a rare ship fuking sucks
Because theres like no wholesome content anywhere and mostly just random lemon fics.
But when you do find what you're looking for your like "yes Serotonin..." Only to find it hasn't been updated in years.
Sucks more is that you know you're not the only one and want to fill that empty looking tag with rare ship content
BUT don't end up doing anything because of the fear and anxiety of someone coming and hating on you for liking such a thing.
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bakapandy · 7 years
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Update on life, I guess?
Felt like I should give an update for why I haven't been super active lately. -I graduated college! The end if my semester, I was crazy busy with thesis -On top of that, I was prepping for the med school exam -Now I'm trying to finish up my applications while also doing training for my job for the next year -I'm traveling to Japan on Monday and will be gone for two weeks!! (no worries, I will post pics and bring manjuus. And before anyone asks, I miss the premiere of Promise by 4 days. I know, I'm pissed too) -When I come back, I'm officially moving into my new place and starting my job!!! -While also continuing to write apps through the summer -BUT (this is probably what you most care about) once I get settled in, I will HOPEFULLY go back to drawing TL;DR I've been busy but will be back soon!
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sulietsexual · 3 years
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DC anon here. I’m going to rant about Pandie vs PJ more.
I found it odd that Joey didn’t know Pacey’s family was abusive, despite the fact that Pacey talked about it all the time. I’ve come to the conclusion that she probably didn’t believe him. One of my favorite Pandie scenes was when Andie informed Mr. Witter that Pacey was her hero and asked him to give Pacey a hug (it was a nice parallel to Pacey standing up to his dad for Andie). She believed Pacey when he told her about his father. She even told Jack that Pacey’s relationship with his dad was “complicated.”
Pandie’s speeches are so much better than PJs. When Pacey asked Andie why she liked him she replied: “because you’re funny and you’re kind and you don’t judge people, and you make me feel good about myself […] and you’re smart.” In A Winter’s Tale Joey told Pacey: “this is because you carried my bags off the bus, because you bought me a wall.” To be honest, I didn’t like the events leading up to both speeches but I did find it interesting that Andie’s speech was about who Pacey is as a person while Joey’s was about Pacey performing acts of service for her. I wonder if the writers did this on purpose, as they wanted this speech to reinforce Pacey’s insecurities about always needing to do things for Joey so she would continue to love him (like I don’t think Joey felt this way but Pacey believed she did).
So many of PJs speeches are unearned. In S4 Pacey told the Dean that Joey challenged him and changed him and it’s the same exact speech he gave to Dawson about Andie in S2. These are all things Andie did for him, not Joey. Andie and Pacey pushed the other to grow and evolve. Pacey supported Andie’s goals like helping her run for student council and she helped study when he was failing out of school. When it comes to PJ, we see Pacey attending Worthington events, helping Joey study, convincing Mr. Kazdan to let her retake a test but we don’t see it the other way around. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s Joey’s responsibly to make sure Pacey graduates but I did find this weird, considering she made a speech about helping him through this when she found out he was failing his classes. In a deleted scene in the finale, Pacey thanked Andie for challenging him she replied “it goes both ways Pacey.” And I just never saw that with PJ.
I was super annoyed when Pacey told Joey that she is the only thing that ever made sense to him. It’s so untrue. He was doing just fine before she ever stepped into the picture.
I found it odd that Joey didn’t know Pacey’s family was abusive, despite the fact that Pacey talked about it all the time. I’ve come to the conclusion that she probably didn’t believe him.
I don't know that Joey didn't believe him (because why wouldn't she) but you're right that it's odd that she didn't know about his family, especially since she's known him their whole live and he's close to Dawson and she's close to Dawson, so you think at least Dawson would have filled her in.
Pandie’s speeches are so much better than PJs. When Pacey asked Andie why she liked him she replied: “because you’re funny and you’re kind and you don’t judge people, and you make me feel good about myself […] and you’re smart.” In A Winter’s Tale Joey told Pacey: “this is because you carried my bags off the bus, because you bought me a wall.”
Wow, I'd never really considered that, but you're absolutely right. I have to admit, I was never a fan of Pacey and Joey's first time, as Pacey kind of pressured her into it and she pretty much had to convince herself that she wasn't supposed to lose her virginity to Dawson in order to lose it to Pacey. And then there's that speech, which makes it seem like she's sleeping with him out of gratitude or indenture.
So many of PJs speeches are unearned. In S4 Pacey told the Dean that Joey challenged him and changed him and it’s the same exact speech he gave to Dawson about Andie in S2. These are all things Andie did for him, not Joey. Andie and Pacey pushed the other to grow and evolve. Pacey supported Andie’s goals like helping her run for student council and she helped study when he was failing out of school. When it comes to PJ, we see Pacey attending Worthington events, helping Joey study, convincing Mr. Kazdan to let her retake a test but we don’t see it the other way around. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s Joey’s responsibly to make sure Pacey graduates but I did find this weird,
Agreed, I always felt that the Joey/Pacey relationship was very one-sided, with Pacey doing so many things for Joey, supporting her and lifting her up, while she didn't really reciprocate. Andie helped Pacey, she challenged him to be better and he felt like a better man with her, whereas Joey ends up making him feel inferior and worthless, and while she is not responsible for Pacey's insecurities, it is very telling that Andie made him feel like his best self but Joey ended up making him feel like his worst self.
I was super annoyed when Pacey told Joey that she is the only thing that ever made sense to him. It’s so untrue. He was doing just fine before she ever stepped into the picture.
Yessss, agree so much! I hated that the Pacey/Andie relationship was almost completely forgotten and ignored in favour of Pacey/Joey, like the way the show tried to infer that he didn't know "True Love" until Joey. Pure bullshit.
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love-geeky-fangirl · 2 years
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Yes there is a deleted scene with Andie on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/ue5tNvfVqdM
This is the link, although you’ve probably seen it.
The writers wanted the show to end with Joey going to Paris but the network didn’t. So they asked Kevin Williamson, the creator of the show to come back and resolve the triangle. He wrote the first part of the 2 parter with a Dawson/Joey ending in mind. That’s why he brought back Andie for Pacey but then realized she would be, in his words, “a consolation prize” and ended the series with a Joey/Pacey endgame after being witness to Katie and Josh’s chemistry.
I love that Jen and Jack got more screen time but I really hate that they killed off Jen off to further a stupid love triangle. Kevin Williamson said that he gave Jen a a baby because he always wanted Jack to be a dad. Even her baby was meant to give someone else their happy ending. As for the love triangle, I didn’t care for it and found contrived and overdone. While I think Pacey is a better option for Joey, the writers didn’t put in much work to have her end up with anyone. Joey and Pacey’s speeches to eachother felt unearned. I also didn’t like Joey kept bringing up Dawson during the speech where she was telling Pacey she loves him but the writers did it because they didn’t want to give he choice away. It was annoying. The “platonic soulmate” thing felt like a copout because the writers had build DJ up to be this epic thing. Nevertheless, I didn’t mind it with Jen and Jack.
More thoughts:
I really hated that Pacey was sleeping with a married woman. The show never addressed this behavior. It’s like they glossed over it because “he has a heart of gold.”
Also annoyed that the framed photo on Dawson’s desk didn’t include Jack and Andie.
I preferred Pandie’s interactions to PJs because Pacey (and Dawson) use Joey as an emotionless crutch. Like Joey constantly has to stroke their egos and make them less insecure. What I like about Andie is that she gives out practical advice while employing the “tough love” tactic. When Pacey was failing school she made it clear she won’t come to his pity party and sternly told him that he’s smart. She also helped him study.
Whenever they do the tough love thing with Joey it doesn’t work. A great example is when, when she told Pacey that he asks for people to leave. It wasn’t fair, because he begged her to stay. The narrative never acknowledged when Joey was in the wrong, because of her Mary-Sue status.
Hi anon! Yeah I've seen the scene and it was so good! And I guess it really makes sense that they were orginally writing a Dawson x Joey endgame and wanted Pacey to end up with Andie because of the way he looks at her when he sees her. But I guess they caved to the bigger and louder fanbase.
Jen deserved so much better and I have already ranted about it I think. While her dying and her video to her daughter were heartbreaking, to think that even as it was dying the only thing she wished for was that Joey chooses between Dawson and Pacey... like come on. If that was the whole point she didn't have to die at all! It's a stupid reason to kill off a character. And wow I didn't know that the reason they made her a single mother was to give Jack a child! That's so weird! Jen is literally always serving to other characters while they treat her as an outsider it's so unfair!
Hmm I don't necesseraly agree with you that the "platonic soulmate" ending was bad. I feel like originally the writers intended Dawson and Joey to be this epic Ross and Rachel-esque love story but they soon found out that the actors lacked the chemistry. They wrote themselves into a corner with them. They had constant back and forth will they won't they and it was clearly leading up to them being endgame but then they changed their plan last minute because, again, they caved to the louder and bigger fanbase.
But I like the idea in the end that they are just "platonic soulmates" and that there's more than one type of soulmate. In the end Dawson finally accepted it and moved on and let their best friends be happy. But true Jen and Jack are a better representation of platonic soulmates. Their friendship and connection feels more genuine and natural.
I didn't mind Pacey sleeping with a married woman that much because it gave us that Jacey kiss on Gale's wedding. It reminded me of that moment in Gossip Girl when Nate and Serena kissed to make the Dutchess Catherine jealous. However what I missed in that moment was seeing some kind of reaction from Dawson. I mean they were supposed to be a love triangle!
That framed picture should have includes Andie and Jack but then again, this version of the finale pretends Andie doesn't exist.
That is so true what you said about the "tough love" that Andie shows to Pacey! It's one of the reasons I prefer them to Pacey and Joey! Andie never babies Pacey. Maybe that's why she is ultimately the one that changed him. Whenever Pacey is feeling bad about himself she says: "no, I am not going to come to your pity party" and it works! It reminds me of Rory's attitude with Jess. "Don't give me that 'I'm so misunderstood' Kurt Cobain-y crap, you're much stronger than that!" and it also worked! Meanwhile Joey always feels the need to stroke Dawson's, Pacey's and even Eddie's fragile egos.
I honestly don't remember the moment you're talking about when Joey told Pacey that he wants people to leave.
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pomarrillo · 3 years
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you know I’ve been like “man I love xbc2″ lately but then I think about me playing through the game and laughing not because the jokes were good but because the game is genuinely fucking stupid
rant below I couldn’t fit it all in the tags LMAO
this is gonna be messy sorry
I’m gonna be honest I could not take this game seriously until like.... the last quarter maybe... the sci-fi switch blew my mind but like this game is so shounen that it hurts
all its characters are so obnoxiously tropey and anime esp zeke and rex and to🤢tor🤢🤢toRA🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
WHY THE PERV NOPON I HATE THESE CHARACTER TROPES SO MUCH..... I liked his “i don’t need aptitude to be a driver” thing but when it came to poppi. fucking *dies from cringe* frog FOR REAL... kill off these master roshi characters man it’s just bad taste
on the other hand i genuinely enjoyed zeke as a character and i appreciate that hes like not chuni 24/7 and is serious during story beats. but hes so obnoxiously loud during battle that I occasionally switched languages so I didn’t get a headache from his voice clips LMAO
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON REX he was endearing sometimes but i only liked him during heart to hearts and story filler. he was so generic during the main story generic shounen
“NIA I LOVE YOU TOO I LOVE YOU AND ALL YOU GUYS””
WE’LL BEAT THEM. WIHT THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“JOIN!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
im laughing typing these out holy shit
I get why a lot of people dropped this game esp after xbc1. the story has such a slow start and the gameplay.... im gonna be honest the gameplay in the beginning is horrendous. you can’t get into the complexity of the battle system until like the end of chapter 2 which is ALMOST 10 hours into the game... tutorials are poorly explained and aren’t even reaccessible... its just so anti-user friendly it makes me really sad
Also this bothered me less as I went through the game but the character designs almost made me not pick up this game. actually
The only characters in the main cast that I liked design-wise were ***DRIVER*** nia, dromarch, morag, and mythra with the melee aux core. everyone else looks too cold the girls are all ass out they will catch a cold and get ass frost bite
like i will never not rip on pyra’s booty shorts. WHY?? I DONT WANT MY ASS TO BE PINCHED UP 24/7 THTA LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS. and the STRAPS. GIRL HAS GAMER HEADSET INDENTS BUT ON HER HIPS. put a sweater on her and some leggings idc fireblade or not girl looks cold but thats what u get when a hentai artist designs da game. man why couldnt nomura stay for the whole game WHY
like i really liked this game in some aspects.... the combat system is honesty one of my favorites of all time it is so much fun when you get into it. but when i need a 10 minute chuggaaconroy video guide to know how to build up combos, your game isn’t doing it’s job... I really don’t understand where monolith wet wrong because xbc1′s tutorials were perfectly comprehensible?? and they were reaccessible??? what went wrong
the story wasn’t bad or anything and it was a little refreshing for me because it was just a simple coming-of-age story... not a stand-out but enjoyable enough for me but then again im very easy to please lol. i adore the world building tho. I also think the game shines the most with character interactions BARRING TORA!!!!! I loved seeing the characters goofing off in heart-to-hearts, they felt really close and the relationships with the drivers and blades make me so warm. esp zeke and pandy they’re so soft in the ending cutscene in the world tree. man 🌊🐴
but at the same time theres so many things in this game that make me laugh in questionable ways... character designs, cringe dialogue, weird eng va (i fucking love it though its so funny it made me cry laughing like 5 times), etc.... I love this game man but I’m not sure if it’s in an ironic way or because of genuine enjoyment lol
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yaboipandy · 11 months
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why the fuck would i want non gmo food.
like actually.
gmo food was genetically engineered to fit in my mouth better.
why would i want dinky ass frail ass non strong genetics in my food.
please someone make a valid argument that isn't "its bad for you you're gonna die."
motherfucker im gonna die anyways. give me better tasting food.
carp and deeeem or whatever the fuck.
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zalrb · 3 years
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It's so funny to me seeing you compared DJ to SC! I had never thought of those parallels?! It’s funny though, I asked about your SE/DE to PJ thoughts not so long ago because in my mind by the end I actually saw DJ/DE, PJ/SE, PA/SC. I definitely see how some would easily disagree. But dynamic-wise I feel Andie has similarities to Caroline, and Pacey really reminds me of Stefan(no matter the constant Damon comparisons), so despite different dynamics and narratives, maybe aspects of PA are what SC could have been for me, since I hate SC and love PA? Maybe it’s DC having better writing/chemistry/dynamics for some ships makes direct comparisons complex? SC are comparable to DJ and PA. I see how DJ/SC have best friends to lovers and more. But I think PA/SC have the helping one another, bringing out a different side and pushing, the respect, and later Andie realising she wasn’t what Joey was to Pacey. I’ll hold off on a “which character or ships are similar to one another between DC and TVD” type of question, I’m more curious what you’ll think about that after or alter in this rewatch… But I guess my question is if you find PA and SC at all comparable, in parallels or potential? Sorry this ended up being such a rant! I hope it all makes sense ha.
Not that Pandie or Poey are that comparable to Delena, but when I see people make the obvious "Pacey is like Damon" comparison I'm like... fine *IF* we compare narratives, I think of your Rogan vs Delena breakdown, even any aspects of the characters that are meant to be similar (ex. self sabotage, spiraling insecurity, feeling good enough, wit/bravado etc.) and Pacey's growth outside and within his relationships are, I feel, BETTER PORTRAYED, everything Damon/DE tried and failed at narratively(let alone chemistry, and acting portrayal because Joshua Jackson gets me). I would love to read a breakdown if you have any thoughts on the Pacey/Damon and growth comparisons! :)
Pacey vs Damon anon// "Damon didn’t actually grow and because Damon caused essentially all of the dysfunction in Mystic Falls as opposed to being a product of dysfunction (like Pacey)." Wow. You put this so well! No matter the possible breakdowns of comparing their portrayals, in the end that's exactly it. They didn't show or write Damon growing(and I think a major consistent difference between the two was accountability, Pacey's issue often being overly self blaming, not just insecurity and deflection like a Dawson or Damon). But your pointing out that despite similarities it comes down to Damon being a cause versus Pacey being a product… wow, your mind lol. Seriously though I don’t have words, that’s just IT, so completely true. Thank you.
Pacey vs Damon anon (again lol)//I mean you’re welcome ha, but thank you again, your second response, again, put things so well! Pacey was constantly told he couldn’t be enough so he’d self destruct, believing nothing would make a difference. But you pinpoint that self destruction doesn’t necessarily mean lashing out. Even *if* both had justified insecurities, Damon’s self destruction hurts others, not just himself, “he doesn’t let anyone see the good in him and it’s easier to just kill people and lash out and continue to create dysfunction for the people around him.” Plus, as you said Pacey only finally felt he could change his fate when Andie came along, and to me it’s significant that when presented with the chance Pacey *chose* to change and help himself in action. Damon would *cause* his own destruction and that of others, and *chose* not to change. And I would argue that Damon was constantly encouraged and presented with options to change and would self destruct to push people away?! Damon wasn’t silently crying out for help. Now I’m just rant agreeing ha, but bottomline, as you’ve said, they’re really only superficially comparable at best.
This is an in-depth ask so I’m sorry that my response is going to be very short but can you tell me when Caroline pushed and challenged Stefan that brought about a change or development in his character directly from that push/challenge? I’m genuinely asking.
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lgbtyrus · 5 years
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It would be cute if there was a parallel where Andi rants to Tyrus about her boy problems like in 2x07 when Andi was ranting to Muffy about her boy problems
I need Andi to rant about her girl problems instead. I’m over the het drama when PAndi is alive and well
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weaving-pirates · 5 years
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Lil’ was checking the weight of guns, loaded and unloaded when someone put their hands over her eyes. “WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?” She twisted the her arms and pointed the, unloaded, gun towards the guilty person.
“Hey now!” the person drops their hands away and hops back, “Pandy it’s me. Wendy.”
Whirling around with the gun still drawn Lil’ glares, “Don’t do that! I hate that!”
“You love it~”
A guilty look, and she tossed the gun aside, “Yeah, yeah. Whatever. So why the heart attack Wen?”
Wendy pulled a paper from her pocket, “Somethin’ the Captain wanted me to give you.”
Lil’ snatched the paper after getting within reach, she read it over a few times, eyes squinting at the overly flowery handwriting. Muttering as she read along, “Keep eye on... hmm... watch Muud... yea yeah.... You’re in charge, cause I’m off investigating potential allies... Heard that befor-” angry squint, “WITHOUT ME?”
She tossed the paper on the ground, “HE HAS THE GUTS TO GO EXPLORING OTHER PEOPLES’ SHIPS WITHOUT ME?”
Wendy shrugged, “Apparently.” She sat on one of the crates, eyeing the light side arms.
Lil’ paced angry for a few seconds, ranting loudly about many things. Before hopping up next to Wendy and leaning against her.
“Sar sucks.”
“Ain’t that a captain’s job?”
The two laugh, before looking back to the guns. Wendy’s turn to squint.
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seenashwrite · 6 years
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impandagrl reblogged your post and added:
Omc, my mom and you are tracking really similarly tonight! She basically just said that XD
[nods] She is a wise woman, then @impandagrl  #humbly.
No, but legit - and I am about to ramble on stuff you and Mama Panda already know, it’s just, bottom line: humans are so, so simple when faced with danger, we Fight, we Flight, or we Freeze. (and sometimes “freeze” means “pass the fuck out” or “Imma fake being dead as fuck”, regardless, we get stationary fast). 
Adrenaline is high-tailing it around to a tremble-inducing degree, blood is being shunted to the limbs and hard, pupils will constrict or dilate boom -> just that fast, depending on what’s most ideal for the given lighting sitch, any available sugar (fuel) in the body is getting stockpiled for potential survival purposes that may lie ahead.... so, like, there’s no resources kickin’ it big time to the brain in the sense of having a deep, existential, processing pros-and-cons, let-me-sort-my-feels. It’s a lightning quick assessment of the surroundings, including and up to any predators, and delays get you dead/damaged.
Legit, I don’t think peeps understand how autonomic this is, though granted, the more a person is practiced in the skill of critical thinking, the outcome(s) will likely skew more in their favor, bonus stars for facing a similar situation in the past - WHICH SAM HAS. 
It was just.... ugh. Poorly done. What with the heavy-handed “No no everyone! ‘Tis I, Prince Valiant! Stand aside for me and my giant dick I MEAN my glow stick, I shall lead us to victory!”, I knew. I just *knew* he was gonna get bit. I even had it typed, then was like, “Nah. They know how played out the whole Sam-and-or-Dean is dead thing is, they’ll do something more interesting, since---- nope, well, there it is.”
Oh pandy-poo. This rant has fallen in your yard. I’ll send the interns over to scoop it up immediately.  ;)
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shreedle · 7 years
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Oh.
Apparently I don’t make enough to get help for health insurance for 2017.
I don’t understand how that even makes sense.
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