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Imagining a Tales From the Gas Station and Blood in the Bayou crossover. I feel like it would be a combination of the bitb plot and the second Halloween episode. Bugs, body horror, and drugs. Otherwise just the Gas Station being just outside of Galloway would probably make sense.

Jerry, Rand, and Kian would all be smoking in the back. Jerry and Rand especially.

Rand would avoid O’Brian because oh no a cop. At least until Jerry lit one up right next to her and she responded with something along the lines of “at least pretend not to be smoking like crazy-eyes over in the corner.”

Speaking of which you know O’Brian would have the mildly insulting nicknames for the three of them. My guess would be “crazy-eyes” or just “crazy” for Rand, “Elvis impersonator” or “rockstar” for Kian, and eventually would just call Rolan “bug boy”

Rolan and Jack would get along I think. But in that “How are you so calm” vs “you’re fucking insane” way that they are built for.

Rand criticizing Jack for not having a gun in the gas station. Jack responding with the classic “I’m not a gun guy.” Rand responding with “well you should be”

Kian and Jerry bonding over “emotional support golden retriever friend who everyone thinks is stupid but is actually very smart.” They would also be heavily flirting with each other. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

Jack and Rand briefly exchanging a “is that a hallucination or do you see that too?” “We both hallucinate things, why are you asking me?”

Jack being a little too unfazed when people start turning to goo. However he flips his shit when Kian or Rolan pick up the phone and say it’s a call from someone named “Spencer.”

Jerry making so many Molotov cocktails.

I feel like Kian and Rosa would be very good friends. I have no reason for this just vibes.

Rolan would argue about all of the gas station rules, right up until he experiences something fully supernatural at which point he enters badass mode.

Remember the time Jack Jerry and Benjamin were all trapped in the gas station by the trees and nudist zombies? That scenario but instead of Benjamin it’s the Nightmare Blunt Rotation. The smell of weed would never leave the gas station. Jack would loose his mind with both Jerry and Kian loudly singing whatever songs come to mind to “boost morale”

Rand would fucking hate the lawn gnomes but would attempt to weaponize them.

#the characters just fit so well together #bitb #tftgs #jrwi bitb #blood in the bayou #tales from the gas station #au #crossover #i need this au #Spencer as the Hive Queen???#or Spencer provoking the shit out of Rand the second he learns about his sisters disappearance #roland would have killed so many Kiefers #gh0st post #gh0st brain

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