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scoutpologist · 6 months

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can everyone behave about chanukah for just a second i am tired

#op #i’m sooooo tired #and more than a little pissed off #one day i’m going to snap

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stuckinapril · 2 months

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Growing up w no Instagram does SOMETHING to a bitch like I really get taken aback by how second nature it is for people to whip out their phones and take pictures of the most mundane things. Not because I judge them for it but bc apart from selfies, pictures w friends, and obligatory pictures on trips I literally forget to take pictures of my life period

#I’m not the kind of girl who’ll be studying at a cafe and thinks to snap a picture of my cute latte art #I’m never somewhere and go Ohhh this would be a good angle…. Like I just don’t do that #At first the way I rationalized it is I don’t wanna stress myself out taking aesthetic pictures but now I’m like #Compared to other people I don’t rly have proof of cute little tender moments #And one day I’ll be old and decrepit and I won’t have many of these diminutive memories still #So I rly wanna change that by being more intentional ab taking photos #And maybe sharing some of them SPARINGLY bc I want it to mostly be for me #But just making it more of a priority to capture little things I’ll look back on when I’m older #I think taking more pictures is part of my 2024 resolution anyway I just haven’t implemented it thus far

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novaneondream · 4 months

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What I like to draw: fluffy, soft, wholesome, established bkdk

What I like to read: gut wrenching, sickening, painful angsty pining bkdk

#one day I’m going to snap and draw heart breaking angst

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warriormoustache · 7 months

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Got my first shrimp goby pair last week and this is my impression of them so far.

#Art #Fish #Fishblr #Fish art #My art #The fish is fine btw just a coward #Though I do think he might have gotten a small concussion from his two escape attempts #Jumped out of the tank literally at one in the morning and then an hour later at two in the morning it was a miracle I was awake during this #I have since covered the food holes in the lid with heavy objects #It gave me a heart attack on day two cuz I thought it was dead #I even poked it with a stick and it didn’t react at all #Luckily I left it in there and it was up and going about six hours later and has since been behaving normally #It is eating tho which is a good sign #Tested my paremetres and there’s nothing wrong with the water so ╮(╯_╰)╭#Shrimp is delightful to watch #She explores the tank a lot and is super cute #Idk what the sex of the fish is but I’m pretty confident that the shrimp is a girl #Has snapped once and I was unprepared for how loud they actually are in person #The fish cuddles the shrimp with its tail and they’re super cute #They gave me a stress for a few days but everything’s stable now so #10/10 aquarium pets #Aquarium stuff

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thejadecount · 2 years

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Rottmnt Headcanon: Raph has horrible road rage, he just mostly manages to keep it in until he gets home.

Unless someone doesn’t use their turn signal.

Raph: You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL!!

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Donnie: Raph, what’s the dumbest idea you have that you nevertheless believe will, if implemented, make the world a better place.

Raph, immediately: If you don’t use your turn signal your car doesn’t turn.

Donnie: Brilliant.

#raph when someone if front of him doesn’t use their turn signal: y’all realize I’m going to snap one day right?#rottmnt #rise tmnt #I just think it’d be really funny if this Raph #who’s the most patient and least anger-issues out of all the Raph’s #had the worst road rage known to man #rise raph #rottmnt raph #rise raphael #rottmnt raphael #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt incorrect quotes #also I feel like we should’ve gotten more raph and Donnie moments #the untapped potential of chaotic energy those two have

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meetmeinhellcroutons · 7 months

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Aabria Iyengar i am kissing you on the fucking mouth. i am outside your house with a gun. i am tattooing your name on the inside of my lungs

#WHEN I SAY NOBODY IS DOING IT LIKE HER I MEAN THAT FUCKING NOBODY IS DOING IT LIKE HER #I NEED TIME TRAVEL SO I CAN SKIP TO NEXT WEDNESDAY I CANNOT WAIT SEVEN FUCKING DAYS TO HEAR THAT TAPE #IVE NEVER GONE THIS INSANE FOR ANY SHOW BOOK OR MOVIE BEFORE IN ALL MY 21 YEARS OF LIFE #I’m going fucking insane #my thots #dimension 20 #SPOILERS AHEAD FOR TONIGHTS EP!#the NECK SNAP. the TULA REVEAL CLIFFHANGER. the REVEAL OF SILENCE’S FACE.#the fucking MINIS OH MY GOD THE WAY I HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE STAND UP AND WALK AROUND WHEN THE FIRST STOATS CAME ONSCREEN #THE WOLF OF THESEUS #WHO IS ‘SHE’??????#burrows end spoilers #burrow’s end spoilers #Aabria now holds the titles of my favorite PC (Antiope my beloved) my favorite DM for a season (this one) & 1 of my fave NPCs (grabalba)

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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy · 3 months

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home from work

#if I speak…#one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts)#and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭#was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

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novorehere · 11 months

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I’m going insane actually

#op #HELP #This man gets one day to himself and decides to spend it terrorizing a small child #I wanted so badly for Luke to finally snap and go I’M TELLING ON YOU TO MICHEAL #shall we vore #OM stuff

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biblionerd07 · 7 months

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Me reaching out to my elected officials: What up, me again, daily check in to see if you’re still a spineless piece of shit

#us politics #spoiler alert they always are!#if I hear ‘Israel has the right to defend itself’ one more time I’m going to snap #staying calm and polite during this is not easy and gets harder every day

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andreablog2 · 10 months

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I still feel like I’m 19 but 19 year olds feel like their 14. I think aging is more about perspective then it is feeling anything unique or specific.

#I also look young and I have the aura where like people want to coddle me so that doesn’t help how I feel abt myself #I’m going to snap one day and act like a rabid chipmunk if I’m continued to be babied the way I am #but also give me grace I’m still young…

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ember-not-amber · 9 months

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After everything that has happened in season 2 and the last episode of this season I am 99.99% sure that Jelly will be endgame.

I see Bonrad shippers saying “Belly and Jeremiah are better as friends, there is no chemistry between them” and I think that is just them being purposefully oblivious and ignorant to the very obvious romantic tension that has been between them this entire season. I think that even a person who is completely unbiased watching this show would be able to see it because the chemistry is 1000% there.

The only example I could think of where there would be a couple with zero chemistry would be two characters who are best friends that think that their platonic love for each other is romantic so they get together because they think they love each other and that definitely isn’t Belly and Jeremiah.

Also who doesn’t love the childhood best friends to lovers trope? Lots of people love it when two characters have been best friends since they were little and then later on in life they fall for each other. Where the hell were those people when The Summer I Turned Pretty came out?

#tsitp #the summer i turned pretty #team jelly #team jeremiah #anti bonrad #instagram Bonrad shippers infuriate the hell out of me #they’re like ‘have you read the books?’ ‘have you read the third book?’ ‘they’re better of as friends’#‘jere is best friend material. nothing more.’ ‘girlies who read the books know the truth’#istg one day I’m going to snap and read the books just so I can understand the original story better #and make a better argument against bonrad #tsitp show #tsitp season 2 #tsitp s2 #original post

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daylighteclipsed · 1 year

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anyone else feel like the whole world is this 👌 close to completely snapping

#it feels like a rubber band is being pulled farther and farther #and it’s going to snap soon #like people are just rapidly reaching their limit #specifically the working class #France is already rioting #like we’re all just so fucking fed up with all the elites around the globe #america especially feels like we’re one jenga block away from #i can’t say war bc realistically we would be mowed down but um #quitting the game i guess #it’s all a game and we’re this close to flipping the board #I’m sick to my stomach I’m furious I’m exhausted #we’re all so tired and drained and hear all these horrible things every day and have to go to work like nothings happening #why are we going to work why are we playing this game i don’t wanna play anymore !!!!!#I’m just. I’m so hurt and frustrated and feel the grief of millions of people I’m in tears #this is not sustainable life doesn’t have to be this way it shouldn’t be this way #it feels so hopeless i hate it i hate it so much i am living on spite alone #god damn you elites i will go down swinging

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ceaselesswatchersspecialboy · 2 months

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Got jumpscared by casual biphobia again. Time to get out the explosives !

#pip posting #grinding my teeth. I’m going to snap one of these days #I can only grin and bear this for so long

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guardianhyren · 8 months

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Thanks to this one Black Clover fic I read forever ago where Hage wasn’t really all that great to Asta but he put on a brave face because no one would believe him; I have this overwhelming urge to read/write SOMETHING where Asta/Magic Knights finds a magicless village (for whatever reason) and they don’t like it but Asta has finally found people he can belong with and this one lines between Asta and Yuno plays in my head on repeat like a broken record:

Yuno: Why the hell do you care so much?!

Asta: Maybe because for once in my life I’m not the freak!

#let asta have trauma #like I absolutely love the fics where theres more that goes on with him #give me the introspection #where are they all at all I see are harems ToT #but yeah one day I’m going to snap and just write it myself because it wont leave me alone #like the akira meme #late night talks because I cant/wont sleep :/#text #black clover #asta black clover #black clover prompt #i can’t remember the og inspiration but if I find it I’ll link it bc it was an interesting take

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deityofhearts · 10 months

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as a kid I didn’t have my ears pierced and couldn’t wear earrings (I still can’t wear earrings) but I insisted on owning them still and since I couldn’t wear them I’d just pierce all my stuffed animals ears instead

#deity dialogue #my plushies were so fashionable #i do this with earrings I can’t wear still #I wanna wear this one pair I have so bad and I can’t and I’m so mad about it #I’m not going to gift them to anyone like sorry to be a bitch but if I can’t wear them then no one can #I will convert them into earrings I can wear one day #or I’ll snap and get my ears repierced and suffer

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 1 month

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There always seems to be one kid who just screams like a tornado siren, all day long, at any given opportunity. Like, kid, I love you, you are precious and deserve all the happiness in the world; but please for the love of god shut up. There are people trying to learn here and you’re not helping them or yourself.

#I don’t like being harsh with people in general but if one child is raising the tension in the room to a fever pitch every single day #making it incredibly hard for the kids who are trying really really hard to focus when they already have focus issues #and because I know this specific kid gets absolutely spoiled rotten at home and is allowed to do whatever they want #you know… sometimes it helps to show the kid how they sound to others by demonstrating the obnoxious nature of The Scream #because when the parents do Jack Shit about teaching their kid discipline and courtesy; you have to be a parent in their stead #But do NOT continue to scream. You are an adult with adequate emotional control. Screaming should be be done EXTREMELY sparingly #and only utilized for demonstration purposes or to stop a brawl; not for bullying or intimidation #Don’t do a JoJo Siwa and TRY to make kids cry even though you may get stressed enough that you want to escalate on purpose #Again: you are an adult with adequate emotional control; don’t escalate unless the overreaching plan is to deescalate #if eliciting a startle response will stop harmful behavior and “snap them out of it” for long enough for you to get through #or if they just need to let all their emotions out at once so they can lose enough of that high energy to think critically #then sure #but you have to guide them back down very carefully and calmly; it’s a precise science #Don’t be mean about it; be genuine in your feelings and don’t go overboard. Genuine ≠ mean unless you’re evil #Or if you don’t feel emotions very strongly (like I do) then react like a “normal” person. Lie about being angry or sad if it is appropriat #Again: Your goal should not be to get the kid to do what you want; the goal should be to get them to feel good enough #so they are ABLE to do it in the first place #And the goal should also be to show them how their actions affect others if they are not aware of it #“Teach a man to fish” and all that. Don’t always check them; get them to check themselves #If a kid hits another kid when they’re angry at something completely unrelated; then 1.) redirect destructive behavior #and 2.) walk them back over to the kid they hurt and say:#“Look at [name]; look how sad you made them. [name] didn’t do anything to you #It’s okay to be angry but we CANNOT hit people when we are angry because it hurts and makes them cry.” Works great #Always remember there is a power imbalance inherent in EVERY child-adult relationship and NEVER abuse it #And if you’re not patient or emotionally stable enough to work with or have children; then don’t. Please don’t.#Children are not cute little dolls to play dress-up with; nor are they perfect angels; nor are they your personal stress ball #Having children is NOT A GAME. They are PEOPLE who will grow to be your age one day and everything you do affects them #Sorry I’m just tired of all these parents who shove iPads in their kids faces so they don’t bother them. You’re giving them an addiction

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