#ok also you KNOW that dcau Lois Lane has the best strap game in Metropolis!!! | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

theorderofthetriad · 2 years

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I had this thought a while back, and something came up on my dash that reminded me of it, so let me just say, based on his "World of Cardboard" speech, I think Clark Kent (at least in the DCAU) is 100% a bottom.

He will never ever be the athletic party in a sexual situations, he gets fucked or he gets ridden, but he never fucks or rides himself. I think it's simply a matter of he would be so preoccupied with not hurting his partner that the act would be unpleasant for him, like so unpleasant i don't think he could even get it up if he was supposed to fuck someone.

#yes yes i KNOW many canon superman properties like to imply that superman fucks but they are WRONG because i SAY SO #i'm NOT saying he's a pillow princess. he gives great head and he loves it bc of course he would.#ok also you KNOW that dcau Lois Lane has the best strap game in Metropolis!!!#superman #dcau #clark kent #santagno #this thought was initiated by a post about Lex Luthor getting mad that superman/lex fanfics all had lex bottoming and i was like:#'well lex IS right that superman would bottom... *shrug emoji*'#and i finally decided to write this because i saw a post with just the most unhinged anon ask condemning superbat #for a lot of silly reasons one of which was people writing batman as the bottom when clark should be a switch and they were moralizing it?#like not just 'i don't like this character interpretation' but 'this character interpretation is PROBLEMATIC!' like ok weirdo #people are allowed to have different character interpretations than you you silly goose!#Top Tino Post

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