oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

Begging people to not mix up Japanese and Chinese wedding traditions/clothing.  I just saw an LMK fic mention a character wearing “a traditional wedding dress, a red shiromuku.”

Which first of all isn’t even red, it’s white, it’s right there in the name, and second of all holy hell no, that’s Japanese.

Not to mention the actual wedding was a Western Christian one.

Jason Momoa

Showing his traditional Hawaiian Malo on Jimmy Kimmel

copy paste caption; Josuke strikes me as the type to have awful dreams bc he never talks about anything and just bottles it up bc he's supposed to be strong <3 Oku cries a lot but he also laughs a lot. :)

not fucking over the hnk ending, the simplicity of it, the slap in ur face ur an idiot and all of this trauma for a goal thats so broad that it's impossible to achieve and so easy to lose sight of, phos changed and destroyed himself so much and destroyed so many people and so many things and it just ends in such a simple way. watching the stars with someone who was able to accept and not care to change themselves because they can see the stars just fine, no one healed and everyone is gone, the only thing phos can do now is just watch the stars with the new gem and watch them grow without changing them the way they want to

anyway it’s been. a day. to say the least. i’m gonna answer asks later i am not living my best life 🥲

Peppino has a very smoochable face tbh

Ghh, I'll-a keep that in mind.

Lesa and I repped the hockey team God forgot at the Sharks Paint The Ice!!

Okay, I need to know how Sparrow's job was saved by Boreas. What did he do that let her win the case?

Also, was there a reaction from the High class Ancients as for why Boreas was defending Sparrow?

Boreas' involvement with the case was all very hush hush. he reached Deep into his big macho core to pull out some of that feminine manipulation and planning skills (oh wow he has those) and called up Sparrows. with her, he was all genuine and gentle for once. cuz she was all stressed, her eyes were puffy from crying cuz she just doesn't know how to save this (she studied as a Mechanic not a Lawyer, goddammit!!! she doesn't know this! neither do i so gimbe a break if anythin) and he admitted to himself that "alright Three Sparrows can be a part of the family, the girl is now my responsibility to keep safe" those two years ago

so he tells her that he has a plan. it shall be based from the truth- she trusted Euros with telling her about things like that, she was "too" kind- but we shall spin it even further without revealing your two's relationship. Boreas kind of played the role of her lawyer, basically

the main key was getting some evidence to back up the claims that Three Sparrows on a Wire is far too empathetic when interacting with Iterators. Boreas guided Sparrows to call upon her old teachers/school for evidence of that (and also then to show off her good grades to prove that she Is competent). the evidence, of course, ends up being all the footage of her lessons and tests that's saved in Boreas' memory since he has his consciousness in the entirety of the facilities and the city. he IS the security system of himself

now, taking out things from Boreas' memories isn't such an uncommon thing. it is invasive and typical Iterators don't have to go thru this, but he does. accessing him like this is usually done for quite recent things to prove a crime or smth, however. Sparrows attended the school like 40 years ago so it requires a Deep Dive into his memories and oh he HATES that. so That's a little sacrifice he does for her sake. opens his mind up to smth like that and lets people dig through him for the required footage without trying his damnest to be inconvenient like usually

with this memories combing thing also comes being a lil shady about stuff like this, too (needs to keep his memories of spending time with Zephyr a secret from his Houses). so he helps Euros falsify some of his own memories to make himself look worse and Sparrows better (cuz what can they do against their Own Iterator? they won't reset/wipe him over This)

and so all of this proves that Sparrows was sort of a damsel in distress in the Rot situation and got bitten terribly because of being a Good person. they can't fire her for being just a good person! that would look bad in their little religious community!!!! so she gets off with the warning/requirement to be sharper and... more merciless/meaner (they say "strict") while interacting with Euros i suppose

n das how Boreas bails her out!

just chillin

Costume design for my split phantom au

so something really cool about this design is it actually inverts! (at least on the drawing program i used)

Obviously not all the colors are inverted, but must are. 

All of the hair and clothes, including shoes and even goggle lenses are inverted. The only parts not inverted are the skin, eyes, mouth, and metal peices (i had an idea to swap the highlights and normal metal because inverting it looked ugly) The skin was slightly edited (phantom has a blue filter and green blush) 

heres a slightly cursed image of both versions compeltly inverted

The Barbie Movie is the weirdest product of late stage capitalism I could possibly imagine (affectionate) and I cannot stop thinking about it.

no mom i swear im normal im sure every kid ties their hair back as tightly as physically possible and uses the feeling of their hair being pulled back as hard as possible as a sort of all-day passive/background stim and will frequently tighten it again several times an hour. im totally normal

no new poker face? :( no nothing to show to future kids? :(

yall gotta listen to me right now