oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human

Yes these have all already been posted, but 2023 Vettonso comp post for me because I'm going to have an emotional breakdown

[PUT INTO PLACE, TIED DOWN AND ARRANGED, AND IS NEVER THE SAME, AGAIN.]<-listen to my favorite songs. VAMPIRES ARE WONDERFUL ARENT THEY. THE FLESH IS SO MUCH MORE DURABLE. SO MUCH STRETCHIER THAN HUMANS. THE STRESS DOESNT KILL A VAMPIRE THE SAME WAY IT DOES A HUMAN. YOU CAN TAKE THEM APART THREAD BY THREAD AND LEAVE THEM WIDE AWAKE WITHOUT WORRY OF THE BRAINMATTER SPOILING UNDER VINEGARY AGONY.

New OCs

(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)

OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.

finally watched Netflix The Sandman a while back and can i just say, from the way fandom talks about it, I would not have guessed that Hob Whatshisface is a minor side character who was in half an episode, and who's most notable action is loudly thinking about getting in on the transatlantic slave trade.

(before you get your knickers in a twist, I'm not making a judgement on anyone's character for liking him or shipping him with Dream, or whatever. There's just certain tendencies and patterns in fandom, and at some times, they are more apparent than others)

this isnt funny but it also is but god i was trying to put my makeup on in the middle of a Hot Girl Breakdown Session (yknow where you wanna look cute but are also dying inside at the same time) and there were tears ACTIVELY STREAMING DOWN MY FACE but still i was so determined to FINISH MY MAKEUP AND GET READY FOR WORK IN TIME but it was like the most hilarious process of: ok lets do the eyeliner wing. oops i cried that one off. lets try again. ok smudged that one. can we try some mascara maybe? oh great now my tears are black and all over my face. there is mascara dripping in my eyeballs and it hurts but that's fine we'll get through this. it was TRULY the emo girl era in my bathroom. i was like laughing at the absurdity of it and crying at the same time. in the end i cleaned my face and ended up with a really decent makeup look anyway so sometimes you have to suffer for the craft I GUESS

this book is acruakly soooo disappointing

so many of you talk about the cruel adults in your childhood that negatively effected you and caused lifelong insecurity yet you're still perfectly fine with being that mean stranger to any kid that has the misfortune of existing around you and thats just really gross !!!

sometimes i think the way the sonic fanbase treats shadow 2005 is so silly “hes out of character” YOU DECIDE WHAT DECISIONS HE MAKES  if u dont want him to be mean dont make him mean.... “it was the beginning of them treating shadow like an edgelord” u dont like gun and motorbike and evil alien dad who tells him to murder?????? lame + whimseyless + didnt pay attention to any other game because hes always been an edgelord. the canon ending of shth05 implies hes friends with everyone anyway why are we mad

If I said bigender Mike Wazowski would I get burned at the stake

people need to stfu whenever I post simarkus edits

"I don't like Simon x Markus"

"I'm not a fan of this ship but I love the edit/art!"

"I like (ship name) better"

Then scroll nobody is holding you hostage and is forcing you to watch Simon and Markus kiss in 4k

Ok, so are thoughts of cannibalism that concerning to people??

Like, how much is too much time thinking about it? I don't want to hurt anyone... I'm just really curious what a cooked person would taste like! (I would not eat raw meat, why would I do that)

If I were given the opportunity, like a strange chef caught my attention and offered a meal of finely cooked human meat, I would have a hard time refusing the chance of such a fascinating experience. I know people think it's the greatest taboo known to mankind, but under the specific highly unlikely yet still possible circumstances that the meat being served is consensually and ethically sourced, why not? I just think about it once in a while and want to know if what convicted cannibals say about the taste are true. I saw a vid recently of some guys combining meats to try recreating the flavor profile described and maybe I'll have my conclusion that way and be done with it. I dont want anyone to be hurt!! I dont want to hurt people.

So the thing I don't get abt changing chishiya's backstory from apathetic boy genius to "oh he did care abt people and esp Children but he got worn down by the #System" like we don't already have that exact plot in like 4 other characters.

But it kinda does fuck nothing for his actual character progression bc I mean ok he turned back on his caring for others switch. Where's he gonna go from there? It's not so much a guy who's never had meaningful connections with others learning their value and realizing he has the ability to live a meaningful life by actually respecting others to uh. Guy with issues goes well nothing's been done abt the issues themselves but I'm practicing mindfulness and positive thinking now 👍

What Deacon thinks: what did that mean? did he want me to wear a collar too? why else would he mention my neck? i mean, if he /asked/ me i would wear one but he didn't so would wearing one be weird?

What Ymber meant: It's nice to be near someone who isn't tethered to this world to serve it with a physical reminder for all to see.

bitches be like "booigi this bowigi that"

shut up. luigi is the malewife to daisy's girlboss. (dont shut up actually im sorry luigi has two hands after all)/hj

if you want gay people, ship bowser and KB bc they have SOMETHING going on. they both obviously are not straight (ramble in the tags about sort of why)

(i do not hate any of these ships! they are not problematic! i just like this rarepair and i think i fucking invented this lmaooo)

Hello "use Firefox" entities. If anyone would have fun expanding upon the suggestion, my phone came with like 20 google apps and I would prefer to have 0. I'm doubt that is 100% possible because there are very few default programs. Example: no default calender or photo app--just google calendar and google photo. But good lord there are too many of them

Is there a "use Firefox" suggestion for email/calendar/map/file viewer/anything?

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