#oh god oh fuck what will i mcfreakin wear
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OOOH I JUST GOT INVITED TO A HALLOWEEN PARTYYYYY
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SPN 15x13 “Destiny’s Child” Reaction
Guys this episode KILLED ME i loved it SO MUCH HOLY CRAP
Spoilers for Supernatural season 15 below but holy crap y’all, GO WATCH THIS EP XD
Wow this then and now is just nostalgia lane huh
WHAT THE HECK
OH MY GOD DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
THAT CAR
THE MAN BUN
THE SHOES
THE FIST BUMP
OH MY GOD
BILLIE
I freaking love Billie she is a gift to supernatural every time she comes on screen I’m just like YAAASSSSSS
This Billie/dean snarkiness tho
“Who’s gonna take over, Jack?” *jack pops bubble* “yeah probably not*
This one feels so familial I love it!!!
Danieel in the House!!!!!
Is she wearing a dress over a sweater I love her
OH MY GOD JENSEN SAYING HES BETTER LOOKING THAN GOD TO HIS WIFE IS PERFEFTION
RUBY WHAT THE HECK
RUBY AND JO ARE CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE
OH MY GOOOOODDDD GEEEEENNNNNNNNNN
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
OF COURSE ITS IN HELL
OH MY GOD I AM NOT OVER THIS LIKE I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND ITS STILL JUST DAMN I LOVE THIS SO MUCH GEN AND DAN AND JENSEN AND JARED ALL TOGETHER IN THE SPN VERSE IS PERFECTION AND GOD I NEED A SPIN-OFF SERIES OF JO AND RUBYS ANTICS NOW HOLY CRAP CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY MY SKIN IS CLEARED I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
not gonna lie that flashback scene of Ruby’s death kinda did stab by heart tho
hers too lmao
BUT OTHERWISE IM IN MCFREAKIN LOOOOVEEEE
omg all that takeout food tho #confirmed jacks a Winchester
Jack and Cas bonding I love it
SAM WITCH YAS THANK YOU
THE DORK WINCHESTERS ARE BACK YAS
So they’re just in hell now gosh remember when this was a big deal and now it’s just like “welp sure we have a vacation home there”
even the demons are done
CAS NO DONT GO TO THE EMPTY
CAS AND RUBY AND MEG ALL TOGETHER AUGH
“I’m far from happy” #mood
Is that Bobby’s flask
Cas no don’t go to the empty!!! What the heck I guess there’s just no holds barred anymore that’s fine okay sure yeah okay
YEAH WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG LEAVING THE SOULESS NEPHILIM IN CHARGE OF CAS’ DEATH AND SAM AND DEAN IN HELL
WORST PLAN EVER
DEAN THATS YOUR WIFE
I AM HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS YALL AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MEG?!???!?!?!??
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE SPN KIDS TO ALL WATCH THIS EP TOGETHER LATER ON
MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE THIS WOW
“am I still an idiot” “well yeah”
“I have a dumb idea”
ROCK PAPER SCISSORS AUGH MY HEART
witch Sam DOES things to me I’m tellin’ ya
FAKE SAMS FACE AT THE BEER
“WE GET PAID FOR HUNTING MONSTERS” “YOU WHAT”
Gooooollllldddeeeeeeeeen
HUNTER CORP I NEED ANSWERS SHIT SHIT SHIT SPN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME
JARED BEING PISSY WITH HIMSELF
JENSEN BEING A DIVA WITH HIMSELF
I FUCKING LOVE THIS AUGHHH
THAT IS NOT ALTERNATE DEAN AND SAM THATS JUST JARED AND JENSEN TAKING THE PISS ROFL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ooooooo crap I hate hellhounds
HIS PINKY IN THE AIR
MY HAIR IS SACRED DAMN STRAIGHT
I NOW WANT TO INTRODUCE ALL OTHER FANS TO THIS SHOW VIA THIS EP
TREATING JACK LIKE A PUPPY “NO SPIT IT OUT”
DEANS FACE OF HORROR WHEN HE ATE IT LOL
They are parents arguing over their child lol
aw jack baby no
DORK WINCHESTERS TOOK BABY FOR A JOYRIDE DEAR LORD
JACK HAS HIS SOUL AGAIN YES
#supernatural#spn#supernatural season 15#destiel#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#jack kline#spoilers for supernatural
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New answers!!
From questions asked in the ask-the-incuwives channel in the Seduce Me Discord Server!
From abil:
if your husbands had to stay in the abyssal plains after the events of the war, how would you feel? would you be okay with it?
Noryn would pack up and move with him lmao she's not attached to places, more so people so; of course there has to be a lot of talking and planning together, but she's pretty down to continue making things work from the plains side. She wouldn't have to worry about being found by Angels and get obliterated, big plus. She'd miss her sigil witch brother and her friends in the human world though; but she'll easily think about video calls and gaming and visits. The big make or break would be whether she can get hooked up with high speed internet in the abyssal plains
wait i just realized... the abyssal plains doesn't have internet yet
noryn's not gonna like this one bit; neither would matthew
two gamers, in a dimension without games
((first order of business is to invent internet and get connected to human world, the first demon world hacker))
Bonus:
Midnight: Noryn starting up a tiktok channel for tiktoks in the Abyssal Plains that only the incubi and the wives see LOL
Midnight: no, she vlogs
Zio: hey demons its ya boi
More under the break!
From tkdigiboy:
how would you react if one of the boy's ex-bf/gf or 'playmates'(sex for energy) came to visit or hang. would you let your husband do a one time fling for energy?
noryn's been friends with her exes, and their exes; so as long as things are chill, it's just like meeting anyone else from someone's social circle. it only gets weird if it's like... this person distracts matthew away from noryn a lot or otherwise gets in between her interactions with him
e_e they don't even have to be past lovers, anyone that does that will get on noryn's nerves and make her go on a jealous gifting spree, where in a fit of jealous frustration she buys a bunch of very thoughtful gifts for matthew to give to him later
regarding the one-time fling: emergency sure; but like, consent and all is one time and case specific
like if matthew is blowing up noryn's phone like "iM dY INNg OF SEX STarVaTION AND yOu'RE IN THE HUMAN WORLD" she'd be like ? ?? ? bE SAfe FIRST AND WE CAN TALK LATER
From Kantah:
ooh what are the wives' hobbies? :0
Noryn hobbies: being an internet gremlin; tea brewing, drink mixing, bartending/barista; dabbling in potion making
From tkdigiboy:
To noryn/zio: how well do you get along with simon and his wife?
pretty well!! though she thinks of simon and simone as mika's pets so whenever she visits mika she likes to try to befriend them and get matthew to play with him :> simon's a lot less of a rascal when noryn can give him the attention he seeks
From Diva:
how long does it take Noryn to find out Divana’s favorite bubble tea since she cant magically know like usual [cause she’s a collective ton of different personalities]
Diva: Zio wait how long does it take for Noryn to figure out Divana's fav bubble tea after she god damn blue screens
Noryn: -sits there with window xp error noises going off in her brain-
Divana: I think this one died
Zio: poor baby; noryn would probably just blindfold herself and randomly mix ingredients and hope for the best. serving a chaos demon aint easy
Diva: Especially when Noryn Knows Alot of Things™️
From dari_baguls:
Idk if this is more for Zio or Noryn buuuut do you really have the cat stalkings Noryn wears in the game? I cried when I saw Noryn cause I also have the same stalkings and also (at the time) had short hair TvT just wanna know for research purposes
i do have them irl! Her outfit is based off of what i wore when the game was being made
She’d look like this in present day
Gotta refresh noryn’s design cause it’s very undergrad student vs her now working bartending professional :9
From Diva:
Oh no Noryn and Divana in the same room fucking around with potions
Zio: POTIONS POTIONS POTIONS in carrie's kitchen no less
Diva: Many things went wrong that day
Diva: M a n y
Zio:
Noryn: "can i come over to make sum poshuns"
Carrie: "Of course,you dork"
Noryn: "Also Divana will help"
Carrie:
Diva:
Read at 3:45 pm
Zio:
Noryn: "henlo? carrie u ther"
From tkdigiboy:
Question to zio and kary: how do you 2 handle your husbands when their doing their usual routine towards eachother
Karygurl: Start making bets, make popcorn :D
Zio: when sam and matthew bicker; noryn stands aside and lets them get through their system if it's between them specifically; otherwise she's a participant in the bickering LOL they're a lot like rascally friends, and noryn is also a shit starter
Zio: i headcanon that iri or twila like to occasionally stir the pot, like drop a small [controversial hot take] and watch the boys mcfreakin lose it
sam, matthew and noryn are all competitive casual gamers
shit's going down
there's no allegiances
From ☁bunny☁:
jumpin in here: for all of the incuwives creators, especially zio n kary, how do you guys feel about people writing about ur ocs in their own stories? or drawing them?
im writing my own interpretation of the story with my self insert and i love carrie and noryn dearly and would love to include them (and the other incuwives) but id only wanna do it if its cool with their creators first !
Karygurl: I mean please do!! I bookmark and save EVERYTHING that has even a tiny whiff of Carrie in it, I'm honored anyone would want to include her in anything ever
Zio: im flattered if your inspired to write in or draw my characters!! let me know if you want to collab too
Zio: do it do it; shout outs and cameos give me life
Karygurl: SAME Zio
Zio: plus if there's no story conflict, im down to adopt new dynamics/lore/etc from what people create
From Mari:
What kind of things would you do to make your husband laugh?
To laugh? noryn would be an utter fool lmao and tell him an embarrassing story about herself (she's had a whopping 9 lives worth, there's no end to headass decisions and shenanigans when it comes to her); something like
Noryn: "Babe have you seen our dog"
Matthew, pouty but still hanging in there: "Huh? She's in the other room, right?"
Noryn: "Now watch this. Bijo, cuddle attack!!"
Distant pitpattering on the tile gets closer until Bijo, the apron wearing shibe, gets ready to jump with a soft woof
Bijo full-body slams into noryn
oh my god, noryn would do unintentional slapstick when trying to show matthew some new trick or skill
tkdigiboy
to zio: pet peeve with matthew
probably him being a touch too open-minded and overly generous with his time to the point that he wears himself super super thin and tired. he's kind of that extreme of being too self-sacrificing?
Noryn reminds him that he doesn't owe everyone he comes in contact with that kind of life-changing attention and focus, especially if those people take advantage of his kindness.
Noryn is very much "i have limited time and energy in this one body, I focus on saving the one person I can" whereas Matthew is the "I want to brighten everyone's day, and give them what I didn't have or give them something only I can provide"
While they have similar tastes and interests, their perspectives help the other grow into a healthier, better person.
#noryn answers#incuwives#carrie#divana#((oh goodness yeah im still alive and i love noryn#i named my palico in monster hunter world after her))
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evening sun . // one .
summary: messaging stupid things to your celebrity crush on instagram has no repercussions because it’s not like they’re going to read it anyway! obviously this doesn’t entail sexual harassment or general creepiness, but sending a meme they’d like or a picture or maybe something actually stupid like your phone number seems irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
or the one where you dm joe on instagram and your life actually changes
warnings: none other than like fluff
word count: 1.7k
she sends the stupidest message she has possibly ever typed in her entire life (eighth grade, angsty teen posts on myspace included) to him in the second week of march. the chances were low that he would open her dm, but he had been known to ever so often answer a handful at a time, and what did she have to lose if he did answer the message? she had sent him other things before as if he were her best friend, memes that reminded her of him or funny t-shirt ads, whatever it had been that she thought might have him grinning to himself--- however, clearly the response never-received wasn’t with this particular “friend”. she didn’t really know him, and he, blissfully unaware of her existence, yet she tried weakly to get the attention of him while he received thousands of others flooding his messages doing just the same. it was just a bit of fun really. a shirt that showed a t-rex wearing mickey ears, “wrong park!“ written across it had her laughing manically to herself before sending the post over to joe. she hoped she would see him in that shirt soon.
it was a hopeless cause that, well, wouldn’t crush her if the odds weren’t in her favor. nearly a month after she had sent the stupidest message, a notification of a new text pings through her phone. a glance over to it only to be met with an unknown number loses her attention as quick as it held it. she yawns. the action comes of mainly boredom though sleepiness threatens to claw its way into dominance as the summer rain continues to pummel unto the roof, warm florida air shifting through the porch, and the novel in her hand losing focus. a nap would be good-- perfect actually.
the crackle of lightning followed by a gargle of thunder shook her out of her sleep only an hour later and back into reality. every afternoon without fail, the casual shower of rain would pass over her family home just after three as if mother nature were taking her time with her garden. florida often promised hurricanes so the thunderstorms weren’t uncommon, but this particular one wasn’t supposed to hit until thursday, and with it being only tuesday, she knew this storm would last forever now: the earlier they came, the longer and harder they reined apparently. notifications sound off at a quick rate, though she easily dismisses it as something extraordinary going on in the group chat. trekking back into the house with book and phone in hand, her free fingers pass over her dogs’ heads as she passes them to head to her room. the thought of a shower to wash away the dampness from outside was the most ideal option she possessed, however, the implied doom her mother promised of a shower during a thunderstorm was the least. more notifications go off in time before she turns off the ringer entirely and plugs it into the charger. sixty-four (jesus) messages in the group chat on discord, another twenty-one from the same group on instagram, and god knows how many more on snapchat, but the one, singular cluster of notifications tucked at the bottom that held her interest had her pausing with head tipping in interest: another message from the unknown number.
lower lip curls between teeth as brows furrow an inch together. finally clicking on the messages, she feels like she might throw up as her eyes follow the pixels. holy. fucking. shit.
FROM unknown 11:18 am: It’s super dangerous giving your phone number to strangers on the internet you know?
FROM unknown 11:20 am: I tried to call and kind of chickened out. I got nervous and I’m sorry.
FROM unknown 11:43 am: Oh my god, did you really shoot your shot and just leave the court?
she has to read the messages at least eight times, take a screenshot, send it to her brother, and have him confirm she’s not having a stroke before she can go back to the originals with an intent to reply. thumbs hover over keys making absentminded shapes as she breathes deeply, loudly, anxiously trying not to have a whole mental breakdown. the message directly referenced her messages to none other than the boy from jurassic park, the bassist of bohemian rhapsody, the very angry baseball player of undrafted. there was absolutely no way that this was actually, truly, literally joseph francis mazzello iii. couldn’t be. nope. not happening. she doesn’t know what to reply back with for a good long moment, taking a second to collect herself and open up instagram to confirm for the hundredth time now that this is who she thinks it is.
the dm’s screen welcomes her, exhale escaping lowly as she clicks on joe_mazzello’s chat. he hadn’t replied -clearly, she most definitely would have received a notification for that or else instagram would have a very angry woman on their hands- but he had opened it. the time read 3:56am two weeks ago when he read them. her head falls backwards as the mental math floods hurriedly through her brain, trying to understand: so he had called a week after reading them apparently, and then waited another week before engaging contact again. he... he had been thinking about this for a while; it wasn’t just a spur-of-the-moment ploy to entertain a fan. god, she might throw up actually this time. thumbs navigate to open the texts from the unknown number again just to make sure they hadn’t magically dissolved into thin air. a slow exhale. one more final time she moves over the keys.
TO unknown 12:56 pm: who is this?
TO unknown 12:57 pm: if this is who i think it is i’m gonna Lose My McFreakin Mind
she nods to herself as they send--- vague enough that whomever was on the other side wouldn’t think something strange was going on no matter what the outcome turned out to be. it had happened once where a friend texted the wrong number instead of her, asking if “mc fuckhead” was there. (that was an incredibly fun inside joke to explain.) head tips to the side slightly, hopping her train of thought from joe mazzello and him genuinely thinking of you to how strange every inside joke must sound to people outside of the inside. another vibration of the device jerks her back to the matter at hand, unable to help her heart thumping uneasily.
FROM unknown 1:26 pm: Hi, I’m Joe Mazzello from Jurassic- I mean, Bohemian Rhapsody and you’re watching Disney Channel!
FROM unknown 1:26 pm: Thank God you’re a multiple text person too
FROM unknown 1:27 pm: Please don’t Lose Your McFreakin Mind!
FROM unknown 1:27 pm: Wait.
FROM unknown 1:27 pm: .....Is this (@ y/ig)? Did I just fuck everything up with an actual wrong number?
suspicions couldn’t get more confirmed than that. her next set of texts goes out rapidly and without much second thought, a stupidly huge smile graced on her face that probably made her look like a maniac--- but really, if any person’s celebrity crush had texted them wouldn’t they have the exact same reaction? actually, now that y/n thinks about it, she’s being really, really calm. the internal screaming stays internal -thank the lord- though her cheeks already ache from the face-splitting grin she currently wears.
TO unknown 1:33pm: if i’m (@ y/ig) then wouldn’t you be @joe_mazzello? no? just me? ok
TO unknown 1:33 pm: but hi yes i’m y/n ??? holy shit ??? what the fuck ???
TO unknown 1:34 pm: definitely losing my mind rn
TO unknown 1:34 pm: but also 👀 real talk i was 👀 actually asking you 👀 out
TO unknown 1:34 pm: like if you wanted to hang out 👀 haha
as soon as the last one sends, her heart drops with fear. fuck, what if the actor just wanted to do a fan a favor and answer her dm just for shits and giggles, or, best (worst?) case scenario he wanted to online-befriend her. she can very easily lose the one single chance she’s gotten and--- god, yes, definitely going to throw up. she sends another message in a haste, praying to whomever was up above that her last text actually saved her ass. he responds in actual record time, the girl tucked up on her bed unable to help the excited and very, very, very ugly squeal she let out as she starts reading the messages.
FROM joe omg 1:36 pm: Interesting.... I’ll have to accept your proposal. We meet at dawn!
FROM joe omg 1:36 pm: But you’re in Florida right? I think I read that on your account, I hope I didn’t just pull that out of my ass.
FROM joe omg 1:36 pm: I haven’t been to Universal down there in God knows how long and I was planning to go at the end of the month funnily enough
FROM joe omg 1:36 pm: If dinosaurs and King Kong and Harry Potter and whateva are your thaaaang
an anxious groan soon follows-- of course this was the alternating year she had gotten a disney annual pass instead of a universal one like last year, and upon further inspection of prices, her bills due, and her bank account, it was a couple hundred dollars she definitely didn’t have to spend. she sets her phone down to calm her now raging anxiety, skin heating up and palms sweating profusely until she fists her comforter in hopes to dry them. asking an actual rich and famous person for financial help just to hang out with them was forcing her eyes to prick with tears-- she had to find something else, right? they could work something else out and she was just overreacting. it takes her verbally saying “you’re crying over universal, chill the heck out” before she comprehends and truly relaxes, tension melting out of her back as a slow breath falls from anxiety ridden lungs.
TO joe omg 1:42 pm: i actually love universal but i have a disney pass right now if maybe that was something you wanted to do
TO joe omg 1:43 pm: idk if you’ve ever been to disney world but its so much better than disneyland if i’m honest lmao i’ve gone to california once and i went and i wasn’t super impressed
TO joe omg 1:43 pm: i mean it was really cool cause it was the original disney but rides and attractions wise you know what i mean??? anyway im rambling wtf
the conversation rolls with no further lulls in topics to talk about, one in the afternoon soon turning to one in the morning and her eyes threatening to droop closed. with a final goodnight text the pair decide to resume conversation in the morning, and lord, did she have something to excitedly scream about then.
#okay uhhhh heres the actual first chapter#joe mazzello x reader#joe mazzello#joe mazzello fanfic#john deacon x reader
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QOAAD Thoughts
My sister and I usually read Shadowhunter books at the same time, and discuss it as we go. But this time she's been too busy to read it so I had to write all my thoughts down instead, and it was a very emotional experience for me. Please enjoy:
• Everytime Mark bows I nut
• Emma gots to RIP off julian's blood stained clothes in the sexiest way possible.
• If you were gonna get naked anyway, why did you both get into the shower wearing CLOTHES
• When Magnus puts the spell on Julian
• I have some very mixed feelings about the Jessa baby.
• Like on the one hand yay, but on the other hand Jem is gonna die, and Tessa basically cut off contact with her children and grandchildren when Will died and it was really hard and painful and she couldn't bear to see her children die and now she's gonna go through that all over again???
• Also how old are her eggs??
• She's gone through so many periods...
• Hot! Faerie! Threesome!
• Fuck okay Julian
• FUCK, OKAY JULIAN!!!
• Mark is so precious
• " I want to make it clear that I did not engineer the interruption of the harpyia demon," Mark said, "and was indeed eager to continue with our sexual congress." Ooh baby talk dirty to me
• Why would Magnus put that spell on Julian?? It seems very??? Ill advised?????
• Also like Damn, Julian, that's cold.
• Mark, Kieran and Cristina are definitely going to end up in a polyamorous relationship and I'm not mad at it.
• Those three are my fave characters.
• Tavvy hugging Kieran is wholesome tm
• As if Sebastian himself wasn't bad enough he had to go an leave an heir
• I kind of... like Ash??
• Listen, I didn't like City of Lost Souls that much, and I definitely don't like Sebastian and I'm not happy to be in a world where that whole mess is still going on.
• LIVVY!!!!! I MISSED YOU, BABE
• I don't get what the point of Thule is at all like a weird post apocalyptic interlude that doesn't seem to have a ton of bearing on actual plot.
• FUCK
• Cassandra Clare puts all the haters who call Clary selfish and dumb on blast.
• Post apocalyptic Tessa is making me very Emo
• Oof that's rough Diana just outed Diana.
• So as far as I can tell Cassie Clare confirmed the multiverse theory just so that they could get a second copy of a sword, and as a big screw you to anyone that hates Clary.
• I love that when Jace prays he's like, raziel, it's me ya homie, do me a solid.
• Imma be so mad if they break all parabati bonds
• Jace is psyched out of his mind that Kit wants a weapon, it's so cute. Also he for real salutes him and runs away to find him one.
• Sometimes I forget how much I love the OG characters.
• Please don't break the parabati bonds
• Ty trying to necromance Livia resolved quicker than I thought it would... a little too quick.
• Mark and Kieran are like we're going after Christina because of uhh.... traps!
• Oh no Ty baby what is you doing
• He needs some milk
• I swear to god Emma, if you destroy all parabati I'm gonna mcfreakin lose it.
• I love that Kieran just publically kisses both of them and everyone is like 👀
• Ragnor wearing a Ragnor lives t shirt: truly as iconic as they come.
• What the fuck and hell???
• WHAT THE FUCK????????
• Don't love this whole giant nephilim thing
• Jace: self described filthy pervert.
• Why would the cohort killing themselves be a bad thing????
• I love the mental image of Jace, Kieran and Simon playing their instruments together, especially because Jace probably mostly knows classical music, Kieran knows faerie folk songs exclusively, and Simon plays rock.
• Really?? I have to wait for The Wicked Powers for Kit and Ty to make up????
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vixx sports au- hakyeon
ok so i finally got a moment to sit down and start my first little series! hope you enjoy! lol i remember talking about doing this like. a month and a half ago. better late than never i guess haha
-hakyeon has been on the dance team since he was like five this boy came out of the womb doing the cha cha (get it)
-and you’ve never paid attention to your school’s dance too much but whenever they perform at other events and things you are always drawn to watching hakyeon
-and you get this unfair little crush on him
-your friends tease you about it but you’re always like!!! ‘no!!! i just respect him as an athlete and his dancing is really graceful and cool and the way he moves his booty is no joke- fuck i didn’t say that’
-anyways there’s this whole thing where your friends find out that the dance team is accepting new members and you’re all nervous
-so of course one night they get you drunk and convince you to sign up because you’re always more apt to do things inebriated
-and you wake up in the morning to a text from hakyeon
-’i’m excited to work with you in dance! our first newbie practice is today at 4! wear sneakers and something you can sweat in!’
-and he sent it at 7am how is he awake at this time on a saturday dear gosh
-but anyways it’s already like noon and you’re hungover as fucc so you have to drag yourself out of bed and into the shower and try to wake up
-you’re kinda like??? wtf the fuck why am i doing this i don’t dance and hakyeon is gonna watch me make a fool of myself
-and you consider dropping out but hakyeon’s text was so excited and he knows your name (totally not because you sent in your name on the sign up cough cough)
-so you just have to suck it up and go so you suit up and head out to lunch so you can get something in you before you dance
-and the whole time you’re pretty nervous but it’s okay because at least you know it’s just a practice for the new members no one super good is going to be there except for hakyeon
-but when you get there you almost lose your nerve because it’s like three people other than you and there’s going to be so much individual attention
-but you made it this far!!! at least try it out!!!
-and man if you had even the smallest idea in your mind that dancing could be easy, it’s ripped right out of your head by this practice
-hakyeon is not going to be lenient with any of you
-and silly you ate a really big sandwich without realizing for lunch and you’re not mcfreakin lovin it
-so during a break hakyeon pulls you aside and is all warm and friendly like ??? what’s going on you look pained???
-and you don’t really want to tell him that you just ate a really big sandwich so you say that you’re feeling a little sick to your stomach
-and his eyes light up like!!! you’re sick but you still came to my dance practice!!! wow!!!
-ohh man. that smile. that little glow.. his little excited voice... oh man oh man
-you would bend over backwards to see that all the time and it makes you feel a little bit sicker to realize that
-but anyways you push on through the dance practice and end up doing pretty okay once your food digests
-hakyeon taught your group an entire choreography to about two minutes of a rihanna song and it’s really simple and easy but it’s really satisfying to have something like that you accomplished in just a day
-and you didn’t fuck it up too bad because he complimented you! and said he’s excited for next practice on wednesday! wow!
-anyways anyways you get home and pretty much collapse because that was hard and hakyeon is stressful because every little thing he did you paid attention to and thought was cute and gOD
-and you end up texting your friends about it but they just make fun of you fuck them
-so the weeks go by and you’re slowly getting better and in between your practices
-you find yourself stopping by the dance room and glancing in the windows to watch hakyeon’s other practices
-because he runs the newbie group but is also the main dancer of the advanced group
-and wow watching them practice should be illegal it’s so crazy
-you don’t know how the hell he does that to himself but he does and he looks great doing it
-and one time he falls and you’re like. this close. to slamming open the door and running in there yourself to help him.
-and one of hakyeon’s other dancers points at you when he helps him up??? and hakyeon??? smiles??? at you??? fuckkkk he saw you he knows you watch him oh no
-so you don’t watch for the rest of the week because you’re a little embarrassed but you can’t avoid him at practice so when you come in (regrettably a little early) he’s just there stretching
-and he gives you this sweet little smile and pats the ground next to him so you can come stretch with him
-’i hear you’ve been watching the advanced group practice?’
-and tbh thank god he thinks you’re watching the group instead of just him like ‘yeah i just think what you do is really amazing’
-and you’re so honest and hakyeon gets this little smile like ugH he’s cute
-he just thanks you really nicely and tells you that you’re doing better
-and that just means the world because he’s such a role model and honestly when it comes down to it you joined dance practice because of him so to hear him tell you that you’re doing well??? it’s nice
-nice is an understatement it’s amazing
-ok so when you stretch your leg you feel this really bad muscle cramp and it practically knocks you onto your side
-and hakyeon’s so worried he’s looming over you asking what’s wrong and you just grunt and start punching your thigh
-he gets the idea immediately though and he’s instantly pushing your hands away and rubbing your thigh himself
-like stupid! you’re going to hurt yourself!
-and normally you’d be a little embarrassed that hakyeon’s massaging your freaking thigh but ! it’s really helping and the cramp really did hurt
-once it goes away there’s this soft little moment between you two and hakyeon looks like he really wants to say something
-and you bet you know what you’re hoping he wants to say
-but the door busts open and some of the other newbie dancers come into the room because oH RIGHT we have practice
-so hakyeon just tells you to be careful and begins the practice
-it’s tiring and hard as always and you’re not doing so well this time
-it’s just... distracting. your head is out of it because you’re really occupied with hakyeon stooooop
-and he asks you to stay for a moment to practice longer with him and you’re like shit!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!
-but he really just kinda corners you and asks you what’s going on and if your thigh is still hurting you
-’i can rub it some more-’
-’nO i’m good thanks’
-’so... what do you think of me- uh, the team’
-and it takes you a minute to respond because you definitely caught that
-’i’m lucky to have such a great teacher.’
-and hakeyon’s ears are red???? omg
-you can’t help it you have to do it you have to!
-so you ask him if he’s busy and he’s not and you ask him to go to dinner and he’s down and what is this is he getting red because you definitely are
-and you go back to clean up but promise to meet in an hour again and you’re walking away and almost stop in your tracks because it hits you like. holy shit. you have a date cha hakyeon king of dance and your heart.
-life is amazing
-but you’re like. a nervous wreck before the date, you don’t even know if it’s a date or not??? you hope dear god
-if there’s any condolence though hakyeon is pretty obviously nervous too like he forgets that you’re at a restaurant where you have to go to the counter and accidentally sits down at the table while you wait in line
-a n y w a y s hakyeon is cute as all hell but what’s new
-and the entire maybe-date goes really well like you never run out of things to talk about and he seems like he’s really interested in you
-it makes you feel so special like look at all this validation™ look at him telling you that you’re a good dancer look at him wanting to know things about you
-hoLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO HOLD YOUR HAND
-he totally reaches out to pat your hand when you say something and he just leaves his hand there??? and you take the chance??? and now your fingers are laced??? omg
-hello god is that you
-if you thought this was the best thing in the world wait up there’s more
-after you finish dinner hakyeon holds your hand again while you walk back towards your school
-and he notices you looking at your linked hands like ??? oh no did i step past a boundary i just really like you it’s okay if you don’t feel the same way-
-hakyeon??? really likes you??? omg
-and it comes out like a hurricane but you tell him no no no it’s okay you have this huge embarrassing crush on him too please hold you hand
-and he just kinda laughs like. well. glad i’m not the only one
-you two kinda fall into silence but it’s this really nice silence. like it’s just you two feeling each other’s presences and feeling the energy flow between your hands
-it’s really sweet
-but it’s too soon that you’re back to campus and need to split up to go to your apartments
-but he promises that he loved your date (he called it a date!!!!) and he really wants to go on another one with you
-there’s such a soft little smile on his face oh god
-and you go home and scream in a pillow because oMG that happened!!! that really happened!!!!!
-and before you know it you’re going on date after date with hakyeon and every single time you’re with him it’s like you’re breathing fresh air
-he’s so sweet on you and takes such good care of you
-gentleman x100
-and you don’t really tell anyone but your friends that you’re dating but you end up coming into all of hakyeon’s practices to watch him and the dance team gives him so much shit for it
-(good friendly shit feel)
-but he just blushes and smiles through it like !!! my partner needs to know what to do when they move up to the advanced group!
-that’s news to you lol
-but sure enough after that practice hakyeon asks you to try practicing with his group and see how you like it
-no pressure or anything but he wants to see how you would do in a more advanced group because you’re doing really really well in the newbie group
-and it’s always better to practice up play down you know?
-he probably planned it tbh because right when you join his group they decide that their next concept is going to be couples dancing
-but there’s no one you would rather couples dance with than hakyeon
-and slowly you become better and better and hakyeon is so proud of you
-and you get closer and closer too
-on your six month anniversary you win your first dance competition with the group!
-hakyeon makes such a big deal out of it too
-at your team dinner afterwards he has the waiter bring out a cake and starts talking about how proud he is of the team
-but he’s not done!!!
-because he also just has to announce your anniversary and how proud he is of you for working your way up to such a high level of dance
-and how he looooves you
-and you would normally be mad at the attention but... he’s so happy. you’re so happy. it’s all just. so good
-and you realize that you have such a loving and amazing boyfriend in hakyeon who just supports you and cares for you and pays such attention to your dreams and achievements
-you really couldn’t be luckier than this
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Me and @chokemebucky played a game over roll20 (text chat) today and here is what happened:
Characters:
Arlen Ghelfi: He/Him. 19. Slender, ruddy freckles, with auburn hair and brown eyes. He wears a white suit and headphones, and has a battered cybernetic right arm.
Signature Weapon: Cyber arm has an assassin's creed-style dagger in it.
Evelynn Dowe: She/Her. 25. Evelynn has dark skin and a cyan mohawk and brown eyes, and a distinctive scar on her arm. She has a cybernetic arm which can become electrically charged.
Signature Weapon: Switchblade.
Scene 1:
Arlen walks into the eight-story mall, and looks around at all the glass storefronts, with jewelry and designer clothes. There are a lot of people around, but his headphones block out most of the noise.
He heads up one of the elevators.... Evelynn is with him.
When it dings on the 8th floor, they head out, and it's this fancy full-floor cyberware shop. Arlen absolutely cannot afford anything in this place. The cashier is a chrome robot.
And the robot is like, "Can I help you?"
"No I'm just looking." And something catches Arlen's eye in one of the cases. Cut crystal and brushed steel, a very fancy cyber-watch. He wants it. But he's not a thief. So he kind of stares at it.
Or at least, he wasn't a thief before—he shakes his head and memorizes the way it looks in the case before turning away and waving at the robot. He gets back in the elevator.
Scene 2:
There is a restaurant, connected to the mall at the bottom floor—by a moving walkway because rich people don't WALK any more than they have to.
Evelynn walks into the restaurant tower, and this place is. Massive. Like, MASSIVE, and this is only the first floor, and there's a water fountain in the middle because rich people like fountains—honestly she wouldn't be surprised if there was a friggin indoor pool somewhere in here (but there isn't because that's not like ~fancy~ and they don't want their floors wet)
There are various sets of elevators, and by each elevator, a list of floor numbers and the types of food on each floor. They're all owned by the same company, but each is different. One seafood, one Italian, one authentic Mexican, etc. etc.
She goes up to the counter and asks for a menu, and says that she can't stay and sit to eat, she wants to get food to go. They look kinda offended because who doesn't wanna stay HERE but they hand her a menu anyway. And just appetizers alone are like 30 bucks and she almost has a gotdamn heart attack.
"You know.... never mind." Evelynn gives the menu back and leaves.
Scene 3:
While Evelynn was at the restaurant, Arlen got in a fight with a rich boy in a clothing shop.
He swings at the rich boy, just with his fist. He catches the boy on the jaw. Doesn't hurt him much—and the rich boy knees him in the crotch.
While Arlen doubles over he decides, you know, maybe this isn't worth it. And he is gonna leave. But the rich boy grabs his arm, like, "No, bitch."
Arlen tries to elbow the rich boy in the face but misses. Rich Boy moves to put Arlen in a headlock but Arlen ducks out of the way. He unsheathes the blade hidden in his cybernetic arm as he ducks, and stabs the rich boy right in the shoulder.
The rich boy is like "what the FUCK this guy just stabbed me!" and grabs his shoulder, bleeding.
Arlen just puts his hands up, like, "It was an accident!" (it was not)
He gets tackled to the ground by security guards.
Scene 4:
Evelynn overhears a guard's walkie talkie.
"He WHAT? A blade came outta WHERE?!"
Eve makes this face because she just Knows. So she takes a lil look at the mall complex map and sees "security station" and figures that's where he has to be and, of course, heads that way.
It's pretty fancy for Mall Jail, just like everything there is, like there's a small desk and a guy sitting behind it with his feet up, and to one side there's a corridor of cells that have electronic locks on them, and little windows about head height to the average person.
So she goes up to desk. And there's only this one guy here, I mean, it's MALL jail, not too many guys are brought in for STABBING so the security is lax. Evelynn tries to charm her way into getting let back to "talk to her friend."
She charms the pants off of him. So he agrees to let her go back there, but obviously she needs to be accompanied because, y'know, it's mall jail, people can't just walk around all willy nilly. She tries to turn the charm on again.
"Sir, I would never do anything fishy, I just want to talk to my friend and tell him what an idiot he is."
The guard insists, he HAS to go with her. So she's like okay, okay fine. Coulda been so easy but now she's gotta fight.
They go back there together. She describes Arlen, and he knows exactly the little shit she's talking about. "Stabbed a guy"
Evelynn says, "Sounds about right."
So he shows her to the cell and opens the little sliding window so Arlen can hear and see her .
"So you stabbed a guy, huh?"
"Listen, I got swept up in the moment"
Evelynn is just like Oh My God, she is mcfreakin done with him (but not enough to just leave without him) so she's like, "Well are they calling like, real police? No offense, mall cop."
Arlen shrugs.
Evelynn sighs. "Okay."
She whirls around and slams her fist into the security guard's face—the guy's nose is bleeding and he grabs for it, while his other hand goes for his taser. She tries to grab that hand aaand fails. The guard gets his taser out, and she tries to get out of the way bc those things can kinda spring at ya but she does not succeed. She gets shocked—but she's still trucking, whatever, it's cool, and she tries to hit away the hand holding the taser and bring her leg up to kick him in the crotch at the same time and she? kinda gets him? a little, but falls down because what is balance.
The guy tries to kick her while she's on the floor, and she tries to roll out of the way—but he kinda gets a bit of her. She's kinda hurting but she manages to get back on her feet and she's crouching now, and she's kinda tired of this bitch, so she flicks out her switchblade and lunges for his leg, trying to stab him in the knee—
This guy totally sidesteps her knife, and tries to kick her again, she dodges the kick and jumps to her feet.
She doesn't wait, tries to stab at him again, this time aiming for the belly because it's kinda personal now—he TASERED HER after all—and she nicks him.
He tries to retaliate with his taser and she tries to quickly jump away but she slams into the door to Arlen's holding cell. So she dodges but her back slams up against a door to one of the cells. She kicks out, trying to get the guy in the crotch, but she misses.
He catches her foot and pulls, and she goes down, falling right on her back. She kicks out with her other leg at his knees and BOOM hits right in the fuckin kneecap—his knee gives out and he falls, hitting his head and passing out on the way down. Maybe from pain, maybe from concussion, Eve doesn't know and Does Not Care.
Arlen has just been watching the whole time. (Only has the one close range weapon.)
She turns to Arlen, the little shit, and is like "Thanks for the help, dude" All sarcastic, of course.
He does that like, wink, finger gun motion where you click your tongue.
"Okay, so let's figure out how to get you out of here." There aren't any locks to pick, it's a hand-print pressure pad...
Evelynn is like aw yis and grabs the unconscious security guard by his arm and drags him over and struggles to get this guy up far enough that his hand can touch the pad, Thank God for her metal arm.
The thing beeps a positive and the door unlocks, and Evelynn opens it and just gives Arlen this LOOK. This L O O K like "you little shit, do you see all the trouble I went through for you" kind of a look.
He grins.
Eve says "Let's just get the hell out of here, okay?"
"Yeah, yeah"
#nadia plays tabletop#chokemebucky#the rules are hoenstly still not great but it was fun.#you can tell i used a random generator cause i played a boy
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intro - pleasant house
On the surface, Daniel and Mary-Sue Pleasant seem to have the perfect life, but is their love a flimsy façade? And can Angela and Lilith make the right choices when it comes to love?
the very first thing i did at the pleasant lot was i fixed the roofs & i do believe i deserve a standing ovation for managing to do that in a pretty short time without crying even once. the roofs of the pleasant house suffer from that thing where the game doesnt consider them real roofs and consequently weather gets in and nobodys having a good time
but then again who at the pleasant household ever does have a truly good time
(daniel. daniel does but at what cost)
anyway
the second thing i did was give daniel and mary-sue their secondary aspirations and college degrees. daniel is a secondary fortune sim and he’s got a degree in drama (good to know hes an academic expert in stirring shit when things get too boring lmao); mary-sue has a psychology degree and shes a secondary knowledge sim
aaaanyway the first thing that happened when i finally hit play was some cutesy flirting between daniel and mary-sue and i guess it brought back some long lost spark bc they got a crush on each other again
however right after daniel locked himself in the bathroom to work on his charisma skill mary-sue and lilith got into a pretty heated argument
now what i like to believe here is that mary-sues the one who wants to keep up appearances here, the whole long happy marriage and two beautiful well-behaved young ladies who have identical hair and as identical clothes as possible cos theyre identical twins thing - shes a politician, gotta create a trustworthy image, look good when the elections come, and theres probably a fair bit of you are going to listen to me and behave so and so and not such and such while you live under my roof young lady as well as constant nagging about how lilith ought to act more like her sister whos at least trying to be act like a lady. and dont talk back, dont take that attitude with me. so what liliths wearing at the start of the game is the most rebellious outfit she could find that her mother hasnt managed to get rid off. its the makeup, the boots, and the studs that irk mary-sue
as for daniel? he doesnt care. like seriously he doesnt give a fuck about his daughters at this point this familys a mess
anyway. the girls went to school, mary-sue went to work, daniel stayed at home practicing his speech in front of the bathroom mirror.
kaylynn langerak, the maid, arrived, and since the house was nearly spotless, was able to ask almost immediately if daniel wants to hang out. and boy does he
daniel and kaylynn are having a wonderful time - and for reasons i dont know (or care about for that matter lol), the fateful chance card that should result in mary-sure coming home early never came
however the twins did come home from school at this point - and angela got an a so naturally she barged in when daniel and kay were just getting down to do the nasty. she didn’t even register what he was doing and with whom. just closed her eyes and ears and focused on showing off her report card and pretending everything is FINE there is NO conflict in the pleasant household except lilith fuck her
angela brought dustin broke home from school. lilith came home with the townie teen randy london. randy and lilith hung out in the living room and became friends over the afternoon. daniel was almost civilized towards dustin - guess he at least had the brain to figure out he cant really judge either of his kids for the choices theyve made in their love lives. at least dustin isnt involved with anyone else. as long as daniels aware of, at least
now since that chance card of pure drama never came, mary-sue didnt get fired or demoted but instead promoted to lobbyist (lvl 3)
daniel decided he wanted a second round of woohoo just as mary-sues carpool arrived. so thanks to acr mary-sue did end up catching her husband in bed with the maid after all
im only slightly sarcastic here i love the drama this family creates around itself
#the last time i played pleasantview i accidentally hit break up when mary-sue caught daniel#and THEN cos im an idiot i SAVED and went OUT into NEIGHBORHOOD VIEW and MOVED HIM BACK IN#and had them secretly remarry in the privacy of the master bedroom so the marriage truly became a facade#later they did break up for good#daniel ended up fathering seven kids in total#angela lilith & coral pleasant with mary-sue#queenie fuchs with calista fuchs#richard langerak with kaylynn#michael huffington and veronica pleasant with heather huffington whom he married towards the end of his life#(they both actually wanted that marriage which was pretty surprising considering they both are romance sims)#(but they always got along well and i guess daniel didnt want to die alone) (and heather figured the marriage wouldnt last too long anyway)#the sims 2#pleasantview#mary sue pleasant#lilith pleasant#kaylynn langerak#daniel pleasant#angela pleasant#intro rounds pleasantview
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