Tag 9 People You Want to Get to Know Better:

Ah I’m like so late to doing this, PingXie exchange got me like ☠☠☠. Thank you to @strandedchesspiece for tagging me!! I’ve always enjoyed reading your DMBJ fics, and your My Country fics too!

Favorite Color: Anything that’s blue really, I’m obsessed with the entire colour palette of blue: light, pastel, dark, bright, if it’s blue, I want it.

Currently Reading: Actually fanfiction, although I keep meaning to start reading Obsidian and Blood, I’ve had it open for like months but life has just been so busy and I’ve not had the mental ability to read a full novel.

Last Songs: Uh, my last 5 were: Amsterdam by Nothing but Thieves, Fell in Love At The End of The World by George Ezra, Why So Serious? by SHINee, Doctor by Truslow, and Bummerland by AJR (I’m seeing AJR in Oct! I’m so excited!!).

Last Series: ... I do not remember the last show I watched but it was probably Ultimate Note xD

Last Movie: The Mummy! (May or may not be writing a heipingxie version of it :p)

Currently Working on: - Writing: pingxie exchange 2022, finishing my Skinned Knees and Other Growing Pains series with baby Wu Xie and XiaZi/PanZi, The Mummy HeiPingXie AU, and then maybe a few other smaller fics before taking a hiatus while writing HG AU Part 2, and trying out some new different fandoms for a change...  - Real world: I’m going to start an open uni access module in October, and then start planning to get myself into university proper come September 2023, so it’s going to be guns blazing for the next year... fun times!

Tagging with no pressure: @epicwalrus , @highpriestessofjogan , @amidalogicdive , @itsthemxze , @its-tea-time-darling , @mazerunnermusical , @jinxkid , @lacommunarde , @rose-of-tori + anyone else who’s interested!

Teomitl: I'm here to see your High Priest. I'm a friend of his.

Ichtaca: My High Priest has no friends.

sometimes i imagine the discourse for small/nonexistent fandoms and it cracks me up

...especially with obsblood right now because LITERALLY IT’S JUST ME IN THIS SANDBOX but i’m thinking to myself “omg what if there were ship wars” “is nezahual/teomitl the equivalent of klance” “would ANYONE actually ship the one canon ship” “how much would everyone hate teocatl for being Problematic”

also, acatl would be the fandom bicycle, i just know it. ship him with Everyone.

Acatl: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Teomitl: What a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people, idiot.

Nezahual: On a journey of revenge, dig n+1 graves. If your enemy leaves heading northbound at 60 km/s and y-

Acatl: Teomitl messed up, he did. But blowing your top off at him isn’t going to help anything.

Mihmatini: You don’t know, Acatl, it might.

Teomitl: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Acatl: Yeah, I know.

Teomitl: What do you mean you know?

Acatl: Look at you.

Acatl: May I get you anything to drink, Teomitl?

Teomitl: The tears of our enemies wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Acatl: We have jasmine tea.

Teomitl: Oh, jasmine. Yes please.

Teomitl: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Acamapichtli: “I can make him better” this “I can make him worse” that, listen I have a knife I can make him dead

Acatl: Just because I choose not to drink doesn’t automatically make me no fun.

Acatl: That is a separate choice, which I’ve also made.

Acatl: I'd live for you.

Teomitl: Isn't it 'die for you'?

Acatl: If there is one thing that is keeping me alive right now that thing is you.

Teomitl: Motherfucker is here.

Acatl: How am I supposed to tell them apart if you call every High Priest and council member 'motherfucker'?

(Acatl steps outside to see Quenami)

Acatl: Oh it's this motherfucker.

Mihmatini: It’s funny how well you and Acatl get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?

Teomitl: Acatl-tzin hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.

Teomitl: i’m having second thoughts

Acatl: you had first thoughts??

Acatl: Hey, that car behind us is trying to merge.

Teomitl: I know.

Acatl: So why won't you let them?

Teomitl: They cut us off TWICE earlier. I am NOT helping them now.

Acatl: Do you HAVE to choose honor before reason in traffic?

Teomitl: Yes.

Acatl: What if i made chocolate with more chocolate instead of water?

Teomitl: *wide eyed, moving the pot away*

Teomitl: What if you didn’t?

Teomitl: When was the last time you slept?

Acatl, half-delirious: When I sleep is between me and when Lord Death decides my body should collapse.

(In the underworld)

Mictlantecuhtli: *has important information for Acatl*

Mictlantecuhtli: I’m begging you GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!