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The Blade of Frontiers
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Commission for @actuallyhansolo ❤
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by artist Itō Jakuchu, 1790, Japan. Sano City Yoshizawa Memorial Museum
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The continued adventures of cat Leth
Bonus:
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It’s a really old meme but “You fucked up a perfectly good [noun] is what you did. Look at it. It has anxiety.” Is still like a golden phrase to me
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notapaladin · 17 hours
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Things to bring back in books:
Chapter titles
Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read
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Yaellia Ivros, Light Side Sith Warrior
"Through victory, all chains are broken. We have not forgotten."
A BRAVE AND HONORABLE SITH WARRIOR, Lady Yaellia – just Yaellia, to her friends – is the only child and heir of the noble Imperial House Ivros, which was founded by a freed slave and therefore instilled its members with rather unorthodox views of Imperial policy. While this granted Yaellia a sense of cooperation and fairness unheard of in the Sith hierarchy, it did not make her family popular among their peers. House Ivros is under constant threat from its many enemies, and before Yaellia was ten years old she’d already survived numerous attempts on her life.
When Yaellia was accepted into the Korriban Academy, she became determined to uplift her family at any cost, hopefully changing the Empire for the better. Though her staunch moral code successfully prevented the poisoning of her entire dorm suite by a rival class, it also nearly got her Force-choked to death by one of her teachers; she was only saved by the timely intervention of Lord Alanais Venditor, and has looked up to him ever since. Though he wanted to mentor her, Darth Baras stepped in to make her an offer she couldn’t refuse.
Being chosen as Darth Baras’s apprentice was the highest honor she or her family could have ever hoped for. Even though she loathes him personally, her opinions don’t matter next to her family’s status and safety. Accordingly, she has set out aboard the ship he gave her, a Fury-class Interceptor she has dubbed Zhasanai’s Grace, to do as little of his dark bidding as she can get away with. Rumors of her involvement with the Revanite cult remain unsubstantiated.
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notapaladin · 18 hours
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”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.
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notapaladin · 19 hours
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Breathe in Love - Don't Smoke Cigarettes by Peter Max, 1970s.
American cancer society
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notapaladin · 20 hours
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Me: I’m not that disabled by my autism -
Also me also overtired and -stimulated to fuck :
🗡️M Y B R A I N I S F U L L O F B E E S🗡️
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Friend made a joke that needed to be drawn out.
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Mucus Buster
Everyone's got lingering congestion this year, so as someone who's no stranger to phlegm, and inherited the folk wisdom of a stage actress (the show must go on!) I share with you my recipe for making things better:
2L water
the juice and rind of one lemon (just dump the juiced rinds in, don't zest them, you maniac)
a small thumb of fresh ginger, sliced in coins
about a dozen cloves, some star anise, peppercorns, and maybe whole cinnamon or allspice or whatever else you like, in a tea ball (except the cinnamon if it doesn't fit, obvs)
good dollop of honey, to taste
Bring the water to a boil then dump in all the stuff. Keep it hot but not boiling – a slow cooker is good for this. Keep this pot on a low heat all day and serve yourself a mug every so often, adding water as necessary. At some point you will need to add a new lemon and some more honey, but the spices can generally carry over two pots if you're drinking it regularly.
The acid helps clear the gunk, ginger is good for the circulation, and clove/aniseed/pepper have some sort of decongestant/soothing properties. Honey is both nice and antiseptic, and apparently is a cough suppressant as well? Anyway, I just got over another run of Covid and this was wasn't 100% effective but it worked better than phenylephrine.
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notapaladin · 20 hours
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both of my cats have a little orange spot right on their foreheads which is perfect because it provides a bullseye for kissing
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My boyfriend sent me this meme he just made and I'm laughing so hard
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I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I’m entranced by the wonderful window the entire time
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