Koschei's (youngest) child (from political marriage): uh, so, if- you could let me and my fellow companions pass, please?

Guard: *doesn't even acknowledges them*

Theta & Koschei (eldest) child (from a disastrous divorce): *holds up an Oakdown emblem* We are going in and you shall not let anyone else enter.

Guard: *trembling and nodding*

Theta & Koschei child: next time you decide not to let my half-sibling pass I will be sure Lord Oakdown hear about it. And believe me when I say he is not kind with people who mess with his youngest child.

Guard: *nods frantically*

❤️ Best Enemies ♥️

redraw! I love my boys :)

“The master is literally so annoying, their only personality trait is going after the doctor and causing chaos and destruction”

Haven’t posted in a while, my bad gang

Take some Thoschei (before the rock incident)

sneak peeks from my short thoschei animatic im making rn :33 theres more on me rn but im gonna post it after the whole thing is finished !!

Finished this at school yessir

wake up in my shitty dorm room of rassilon of the prydonian academy at 6 microminispans past the eighth hour. the suns are blinding my eyes and it is clear that the temporal powers that be statistically likely hate me specifically for making me wake up this early. roll out of bed to head to temporal engineering with my least favorite classmates beta shrimpma and costco touchdown. however they seem to be having a lovers quarrel (might be related to the diaappearance of our other classmate,,, think his name was buic or something) and as i walk in costco shoves all his textbooks off the table and yells “RASSILONS FUCKING WHACKSACK”, telepathically crippling everyone in the room. i am rendered incapacitated from the migraine for the rest of the day and now have 6000 missing assigmence

Theta, trying to get somewhere forbidden:

A guard from the House Oakdown: I am sorry sir, I cannot let you in.

Theta: Pardon?

Guard: I said I can't let you in.

Theta: I guess we might not have been introduced, I'm mister Oakdown and I am here by my husband's request.

Guard, rethinking life choices: send Lord Cardinal Oakdown my best regards, mister Oakdown.

Theta: I will.

Guard: I still can't let you in, mister. I received direct orders- he would be mad if I-

Theta: How about this: you let me in and I will tell my husband to deal with whomever ordered you to not let me in and maybe get you a promotion.

Guard: *slowly and carefully moves out of the way*

Theta, walking in: You coming?

Dhawan!Master flabbergasted at such display of power:

We stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of time and space, just a child. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad.

did you know theta and koschei used to braid each other's hair??

theta and koschei doodles😗

Imagine being an average Gallifreyan, just minding your own business, watching the news when the president is assassinated. You can’t believe that just happened, but you keep watching because you want to see if they figure out who did it. As you watch you hear some names that sound vaguely familiar. It takes you a while, but you remember where you recognize them from. It’s those two weird kids from the academy that constantly cheated off of each other and one of them blew up your desk once. And now apparently they’re assassinating the president? You hope they don’t show up to the class reunion