Prompt

Alpha Stud Crossover

Bulma is convinced by David to write this letter for Vegeta. Her secret lover told her that the more cruel she is, the rougher the sex will get. This will motivate her to give it everything that she gots in being the biggest bitch. And she will add a picture as a momentum to show off her cheating.

NTR Letter

NTR.

Dear, Prince of All Saiyan

I have been cheating on you with my big, strong, cybernetic-enhanced friend David Martinez who is a real man when it counts and believe me it very much counts.

We’ve fucked like all over the place and beyond the house. I even used your clothes as a cleaning rag to clean up after hours of bed-shaking, screaming sex until it smells like the cum of my stud.

Hope you will be enjoying your new life as beta cuck as we are going to fuck all night long at one of our usual locations and there is nothing you can do about it.

Signed Bulma Brief of the Brief Company

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I am UNWELL and have new blorbos to obsess over ALGJDJJS so heres some fanart

Mpreg brain aside PLS go read @thejagged1 JAGGEDJIMMY main comic ALGJJDJA it’s demons and supernatural agency shit with >:D and >:I buddy cop shit

Obsessed with their weird fucking relationship LMAO

drunk!Roman Headcanon(s), feat: Roceit.

Roman is the super affectionate/emotional drunk, that gives out the weirdest compliments.

Roman, drunk: "I love the way you molt, baby. It's so beautiful to get to fall in love with the new you every time.🥺" Janus: Filing divorce papers.

Janus: Wrinkles his nose slightly.

Roman, still drunk: 😍🥰🥹🥺💖💕❤️❤️‍🔥💝❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍

🛏 Char hehe

Sharing a bed:

SFW - Char toss and turns a lot while sleeping (and has nightmares quite often), so it's a 50/50 on whether you're going to get any rest. Either that, or he can't get to sleep at all, and will get up at 2 a.m. to read in the corner/stare at the floor.

NSFW-

When he does happen to get some sleep, he occasionally gets hard in the middle of the night, and his sleeping body will rub up against yours while his hands wander.

Usually, he just dry humps you a little and then falls back asleep. However, every once in a while the two of you will be awake enough to take it further, and Char, in his half-awake state, will struggle to not cum immediately.

Thank you!!!

News at 7, we have been told that the cat suspected have been arrested for murder the poor stolen object was found its statuses is in shambles, ripped, torn we can all sympathize with the objects last tourturis moments.

Now, we will move on to the suspects.

They both stand in court for the crimes of murder we have news that the public will decide the two cats' fates will be.

The police have given the public 2 weeks to decide what to do with the suspects.

mentions "love interest" but not type of love, no sexual questions and no references to sex other than the phrase "sexy" and the description

no gendered terms. asks for your character's gender at the beginning but otherwise doesn't mention gender

❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜

Hearing those words fall from Chris's lips, made her tighten in unseen places. Eyelids closed, with a soft flutter. Gods, what this man did to her on a daily basis was enough to send her over the edge. Some would say it was the way he looked at you, when he spoke that got them creaming there jeans. But honestly, they didn't have the right to have any reaction to her husband. Only she did, and for her, it was his voice. That deep baritone voice, when he chose to lower it further then it normally went. It didn't hurt that his touch also made her horny.

She'd hoped he still desired her just as much as the first time they started dating. It wouldn't be right to say, since the day they had first met. Seeing as how, that was around the time they both were 9 years old. No, the attraction started for her at least when she turned 16 years old. Something close to hunger clouded her vision, as her eyes slowly opened. Raising soon after, to lock onto his own. Those hips slowly swayed in a teasing seduction. As she made her way across the room, closing the space off between them. Fingertips pressed into his white t-shirt, grazing across the fabric until they met with his shoulders. Lids fluttered, as she raised onto her tip toes, and whispered softly against his earlobe.

❝ I have been daydreaming ABOUT YOU all day long. Daydreaming about your mouth, hot and against my skin. ❞

what if our muses met hooking up with each other?? bam first thread is nsf/w. no strings attached. she sneaks out at 4 am anyway. the awkwardness when they meet again?? turns out they have to work together mayhaps? just sayin'

Can you explain the Cheerios meme? I'm in the UK and Cheerios contain wheat here, but I was under the impression the US ones are gluten free!

Sure! Basically it boils down to the fact that Cheerios are made with whole grain oats--while on their own oats are GF, they are very often processed with wheat and wheat products, and as such can become contaminated quite easily.

General Mills' process for how they test for gluten in Cheerios used to be very vauge, though as of 2021 they've updated it: (see below) A few years ago (when GM started labeling Cheerios as GF) Gluten Free Watchdog released a report that talked about how a lot of celiacs were having a reaction to Cheerios, and that in their testing, samples were showing over what is considered a safe threshold.

There's been a lot of debate and discussion over it, but it basically boils down to labeling, how GM tests the final product (which is still under a bit of scrutiny) and the fact that oats are a weird thing anyway in that apparently some celiacs react to them even when they're "pure" (has to do with a different protein in oats that isnt gluten, but is structurally similar). Personally, I steer clear of any product that contains oats that doesn't have some kind of third-party certification (GFCO, NSF, etc).

Salty meme! 😏 ❣ How salty are you feeling right now? (as a preface, you know) ✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction? ☢ What fads/trends are you so over? ☀ What’s your rp pet peeve? ♒ Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently rping in?

Salt Meme :D

❣ How salty are you feeling right now? (as a preface, you know)

A solid 4/10! Also this turned out quite long so I am putting it under a cut! :D

✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?

I like the idea of karma as a general concept - I do think if you are doing nice things, you are more likely to receive nice things, but not out of a magical cosmic reason. It just puts you in people's mind in a positive light when you put yourself out there in a positive manner. That's simple psychology. If you look at it from an rp perspective it happens in the sense of: you send things, which makes you more visible to your mutuals and their followers which might cause some momentum that leads to more overall interaction, etc. etc. Also if you engage actively it motivates others to engage with you in return - sometimes.

That said, I do also think it's forced if people insist on it. I don't want someone to send in memes just to have sent in memes to "earn the right to reblog something from me". Me reblogging memes is an offer to my mutuals in case they want to start interactions, and these memes might not always work for every character. Sometimes there's just no sentence that fits. I don't want anyone to feel obligated to bend their character into saying something unfitting just so they can send something in that they're not even enthusiastic about receiving an answer for. And if they end up reblogging the meme from me, I don't know why I should see that as a bad thing. Best case scenario there might be a sentence in there that works for MY muse(s) to send to theirs!

Tl;dr when we look at reblog karma in the sense of engagement with mutuals to maintain interactions and staying in each other's minds, I approve of it. If it turns into forced interactions that neither party cares about, I don't want it. Reblog whatever you want from me, I expect/demand nobody to send me anything. It's just an offer and a reminder that the opportunity for interactions is open if you're interested.

☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

The attitude towards shipping and nsf/w writing some people have. If you don't want to write nsf/w content, you are fine. If you want to write nsf/w content, you are also fine. Let's just respect each other's interests, boundaries and ways of writing. Having a preference for love stories and/or erot/ica does not make you less of a writer than someone who only writes platonic things and vice versa. To each their own!

Cancel / callout culture. I know some callouts are made by people who had serious issues with someone, but many callouts are also made over petty disagreements about ships, characters or other minor things. I firmly believe that nothing positive comes from cancel culture and I reject it wholeheartedly. I've been rping for over 15 years now and I know how much nicer and more welcoming the rp community as a whole was when this was not a thing. I guarantee you all of us have things we don't want to see/read and that is valid. But publicly shitting all over someone because of it and turning entire fandoms against one person with sometimes deliberately exaggerated claims and one-sided "evidence" is equal to a witch hunt and creates a negative anxiety-inducing atmosphere for everyone sharing this space, to the point where people are too afraid to approach new followers, suggest ideas or get into ships with new writing partners. I've seen people get shit for not reblogging a callout for someone they never even spoke to, getting berated for "agreeing with what happened" because they didn't interact with the post. Please stop doing that. Not to mention that many callouts end in vile harassment of the people in question, sometimes to an extent that grossly outweighs the "crime" the person in question is accused of. (Remember, you never know who reads your callouts and what they decide to do with that!) Especially with the thought in mind that callouts often aren't necessarily fair or true, they can seriously damage people's reputation and in some cases this has real life consequences you cannot predict. As a community we must strive to find better ways of dealing with issues than raising a shitstorm each time we disagree over something.

☀ What’s your rp pet peeve?

People who obviously never looked at my rules and then come at me because they suddenly have an issue with something that my rules would have told them in advance.

When I'm trying to plot with someone and they are "cool with everything and anything", especially if I am already giving specific choices to pick from. We all lack ideas sometimes, it happens, but please don't make me decide everything on my own. Everyone has preferences.

People who can't distinguish between a villain character and the human being who writes them. In the same vein, people who think writers of villain muses are obligated to let their "good muse" win if they foolishly attack them since "they would win in canon". That's not how that works; canon cannot save you here.

♒ Thoughts on the fandom you’re currently rping in?

There are some incredibly nice and talented/skilled writers and artists in this fandom and I am happy I've had the pleasure of meeting some of them! No further comment <.<

The numbers are for my partially written justification. I think the NLRB takes the final.

NASA wins because USPS will have more negative interactions with voting population, plus USPS is run like a business nowadays.

FDA wins because it is a regulatory body (popular with Tumblr) and has much higher name recognition than NARA.

USDA wins on name recognition + Food Stamps + National Forest Service

FBI loses because it is the Feds. The FBI passed round one because of its domestic focus vs the CIA. But anyone with any knowledge of the left in America would never vote for it.

OSHA wins mostly on the power of being the meme for the longest thanks to OSHA-official.

VA wins because bad opinion of Buttigieg tanks DOT’s chances. Despite being bad, and directly connected to the military system, free healthcare is cool, and the work the VA does do is mostly good.

NIH wins because Tumblr users have PubMed to thank for their degrees.

CDC wins on goodwill from COVID.

FDA wins because we love regulators. Not super confident about this one but I think the following matchups wouldn’t change if it were NASA.

NPS wins because it is not burdened by the controversy of farm subsidies.

OSHA win 3. VA can’t stand up to OSHA’s meme + regulation + civilian combo.

NIH wins, PubMed.

FDA wins via its regulatory body status. NPS is cool, but not getting poisoned by your lunch is cooler.

OSHA wins. Meme > PubMed

OSHA wins because it is mostly equal to the FDA, but has less stupid policies and is a bigger meme.

GPO wins. USAMRIID is bogged down by being connected to the Army.

EPA wins. Climate change  & name recognition

Smithsonian wins. Mostly on name recognition and personal good feelings.

NIST wins because of the typo for WPA. Otherwise WPA would’ve cinched it.

NSF wins because who gives a shit about the partially gov’t funded contractor.

PHS wins because it is winning now. Tbh I’m not sure why its winning.

NPR. No one likes the draft, lots of people like NPR.

NLRB actually does pro labor things. BLS is important but is never gonna win this fight.

I kind of gave up after that but I think my predictions are okay. That said I don't actually know that much about the government.

This is so valid! I love your explanations!