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ladykissingfish · 1 year

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*Deidara walks up to Sasori with his hands behind his back*

Deidara: Hey, Danna, I have something cool to show you, hm!

Sasori: What?

Deidara: First, close your eyes.

Sasori: I swear to God if I open them and you’re naked like last time —

Deidara: It’s not that! C’mon, just close your eyes!

Sasori, sighing: Fine, fine. *closes eyes*

Deidara: *brings hands out from behind back* You ready?

Sasori: Yes.

Deidara: Open, hm!

*Sasori opens his eyes, and jumps back; Deidara has what appears to be a ticking bomb in his hands*

Deidara: Surprise!

Sasori: Dei … what the hell?!

Deidara: You’re always bragging how immortal you are, hm. How superior your puppet body is. Well, prove it. You survive this and I’ll admit that being a puppet is better than being human.

Sasori: Brat. I won’t die but, do you have any idea how long it’ll take to put myself back together once it goes off?! But you know what, fine. Get out of here; the timers almost at the end.

Deidara: *runs out of room; waits and waits but doesn’t hear the explosion he’s expecting*

Sasori, from inside: BRAT!!!

Deidara: What the hell? Didn’t it —

Deidara: *jaw drops; the entire room, as well as Sasori, is covered in pink glitter*

Sasori: You have ten seconds to explain yourself before I throttle you, Deidara.

Deidara: I … I meant to use that to prank Hidan …

Deidara: Wait shit!! If I gave YOU the glitter bomb, then the one I hid in —

*sudden loud explosion from down the hall*

Hidan’s head, sailing past the door: Deidara what the FUCK-!

Deidara:

#SasoDeiWeek2023 #sasodei #day six: timebomb #glitter bomb #sasori x deidara #now Sasori is even prettier than before ☺️#and Hidan is really getting a-head in life #the akatsuki #sasori #deidara #hidan #❤️💛

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