i hate that the rat grinders have it out for the bad kids for something they could so easily do themselves. you want. a big quest? fucking find one. that’s what happened freshman year. like “equal access” but you aren’t trying to access. go fight in the road with some greasers !!
like they’re gonna be a pain in the ass for their preconceived notions and then go “omg sorry we were so wrong” Like just spy on them and see how their life sucks it’s not that hard .
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tyler green needs to bippity boppity back the fuck up BUT i swear if the writers throw in a plot twist where he’s evil and has been using garcia the whole time i will lose my mind
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Man I CANT BELIEVE IT. I just saw krule and gore having a friendly conversation yet they have a match tonight :( is wrestling fake??
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oh shit. that looked so rough on his head. god i hope hes okay
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This chapter of Dizzy has taken a turn I did not expect.....
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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.
Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”
*the crowd nods*
“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”
*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*
“butches can have long hair—“
*GUNSHOT*
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