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mickeytheticklee · 1 year

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TikTok trends

Warning: Tickling

It was such a peaceful afternoon in the Monsam house. Still after the busiest of weeks Sam must bury herself in more work for the weekend. She woke up early and kissed her loving wife on her forehead before going downstairs to finish work. Mon didn't wake up until the afternoon, going downstairs to see Sam in her glasses working on her computer on the couch. She kissed her cheek, which got Sam out of a trance from the loads of work she was doing. From one kiss Sam stopped her work to kiss her loved one as if they haven't kissed in days (they literally kissed before bed). But Sam's love language that Mon gives her is affection, in return she gives gifts to Mon. Mon jumped on the bed to show Sam what tiktoks had intrigued her today.

Sam: Seriously? Can we eat first before we dance to a TikTok? I'm hungry for food...and your lips.

Mon: We will eat but first I saw this TikTok, I thought we should do this.

It was the TikTok of a girl putting lipstick on her lips, then shifting to her camera was her partner's face covered in lipstick. It was everyday routine that Mon would show a TikTok to Sam to recreate together. Sam would say no until a few smooches later, then they actually do it. But for once this was a video that sparked her interest because of her love of kissing Mon. She agreed to do the video, which made Mon cheer up and hug Sam. After Sam made a simple brunch and they got dressed in their color coordinated black/pink outfit they started on preparation for the TikTok. Because of their strong love they were both going to be kissed instead of one of them. They were both excited about kissing, instead of the fact that they were posting a TikTok on Khun Sam's account. Sam is rarely active on social media, besides Facebook where she says the most unserious shit to her friend group. Usually Mon's account is the one that posts the cute married lifestyle pics.

Sam: If we do this...we have to kiss the parts we love most about each other.

Mon: I already know that Khun Sam. Now, lemme taste your lips.

They kiss before doing a kiss fest everywhere. Sam started off with Mon's hand, kissing it to make sure Mon feels like a princess in her eyes. She goes for her cheeks, forehead, neck. Goes for her ear which causes Mon's earring to be stained by a dark red lipstick. Even if they've been married for a solid five months Mon always looks away when she gets flustered like the time she first met Sam. Mon's turn came and she kissed Sam's cheeks, forehead, jawline, and neck. The last was the nose, the spot Mon bit when her and Sam were playing the game. Now they're faces were covered in a mix of a dark red to light pink lipstick. It was cute, them giggling all over the place and they could barely keep their composure looking at each other. All they thought was how immature it was to do this trend but they know their couple friends Tee and Yuki or Yha and Chin would do the same thing.

Sam: Should we start now?

Mon: Yea but first, there's still one spot I haven't kissed yet.

Sam: But darling, my whole face is covered in lipstick. What else do you need to kiss?

Mon: Who said I was kissing your face?

Sam raised her eyebrow at Mon's sudden urge to flirt. Mon lightly pushed Sam to the bed and got on top of her. It was already 1PM and they're already starting to get wild. With Sam's expensive 200 dollar lipstick she makes a whole mess kissing it on Sam's exposed stomach. Sam was already freaking out because she knew what Mon was doing. Giving tummy kisses so Sam would be in a lee mood because Mon absolutely loves giving tickles to Sam. Mon laughs at her wife's reaction, that a huge grin would appear on her face on the same lady who has such a cold personality.

Sam: Mon! Why did you do that??

Mon: Because I wanted to. You've been so stressed with work darling I think tickling you would make you feel better.

Even if sales at Diversity Pop were going well Sam still pushes herself to work. Mon hates it how lately Sam has been coming home past 10 o'clock. She thinks if she continues this she'll start getting migraines again. But other than doing this for Sam's mental health she just loves to tickle Sam. Mon is mostly ninety percent lee as she gets tickled by Sam almost everyday. But it's only because she asks, Sam still doesn't know how to ask for tickles. She sort of getting better, but most of the time it's body language that lets Mon know that Sam wants tickles. She either gets really whiny or tries to tickle fight Mon and doesn't try to win. They filmed the TikTok, which was less than thirty seconds long yet they spent forty five minutes preparing for it. But the video came out good, to Sam putting on Mon's lipstick to Mon using the hand Sam kissed to wipe Sam's lips. Sam loved how beautiful Mon was looking at her, she had such heart eyes glistening in the afternoon sun. Yep, she definitely loves her.

Sam: After we clean up, I want you to do it.

Mon: Do what?

Sam: You know...the thing you did earlier.

Mon: Khun Sam, what have I told you about asking what you want? But I'm in a good mood today, so I'll do it tonight.

Mon would mostly tease Sam into asking it because she enjoys how stubborn her wife gets. She only agreed to play nice because Sam's stress was taking over. They got dressed to meet the friend group for a early dinner and drinks. It was fun, although Sam constantly got made fun of for the little TikTok she did with Mon. Sam has gotten better at accepting the teasing, especially if Mon smiles back and defends her. Even though Tee couldn't let Sam breathe Yuki did like how wholesome the TikTok was, and how they both looked adorable with lipstick on their faces. While talking Mon whispered something in Sam's ear. She wanted to get Sam speechless by drifting her fingers past her ribs, causing her to giggle under her breath.

Mon: Can't wait to tickle your tummy and give you all the raspberries you want.

Sam: Mon, stop teasing me.

Mon: Why should I? Does ChamCham like to have her tummy tickled?

Mon knew inserting the nickname along with tickles would give Sam such a red face. The same would happen if Sam said Monmon which is Mon's nickname. She couldn't contain that big ass smile, she couldn't even make a believable lie to her friends as to why she was smiling so hard. Mon had to save her but was giving pokes under the table to tease Sam more. Sam would've teased her back or once they got home wouldn't hesitate to tickle brawl her but she's so far into a lee mood that she wants Mon to continue this. Driving home Sam wouldn't even face Mon's direction because of how shy she gets. Mon didn't mind the little patch of silence, she knows the second they get home she's gonna tickle her until Sam is out of breathe.

You may think top Mon is powerful, ler Mon is much worse.

They got home, Sam didn't know what to do or what Mon's next move was. Her dark persona breaking down because her wife is going to tickle her is still new to Sam. Mon sets her purse down and washes her hands, seeing Sam sitting politely, hands folded on her lap. Mon was stalling quite a bit because of how antsy Sam was starting to get, probably from the mixed emotions of wanting to be tickled. But she stopped messing around when she heard a few sniffles echo in the large house. In Khun Sam's mind she was going thru the worst week of work piling because of Kirk's absence. Before a tear could drop on Sam's lap, Mon came to her, bringing her cold hands up under Sam's shirt. Lifting up a good amount of her shirt she gave a big raspberry to Sam's stomach. Then doing multiple raspberries after that to satisfy her tickle cravings.

Sam: MON! MON! STOOOOOP!

Mon: If you stay stop I'll actually stop darling. Tell me what you actually mean, that way I can give you all the tickles you want.

Mon continues to tickle Sam's stomach, causing Sam to roll around in laughter. Whenever Sam laughs it gets more high pitched than the laughter she displays in front of others. Such a feeling makes Sam feel young, not stuck in the chambers of her grandma and is able to express such a strong emotion. All she wants is her loved one to tickle her stress away until the morning. Mon halts the tickling, since they both needed to shower. Sam was a bit pouty about it but getting tickled in clean pajamas gave Sam a tickly feeling just thinking about it. They got cleaned, and Sam huddled in bed with her dear lover. Sam was wearing the pink pajamas Mon gifted her a week ago, Mon was wearing the black dress pajama that originally belonged to Sam.

Sam: Can you tickle me now darling?

Mon: What's the magic word?

Sam: Do it or else I'll give you more work Monday.

Sam was kidding as she kissed Mon. Mon sneaks her hands under the soft fuzzy material which is Sam's shirt. They take a long kiss before Mon takes her fingers and digs them into Sam's stomach. Sam's body feels like an electric shock of squirms and giggles from the tickles. Sometimes Mon likes to go crazy and manhandle Sam's ticklish tummy, but then she fits some teases in there because Sam can barely handle them. Mon was kissing Sam then inserting some tickles to make her feel better. Mon was adoring Sam's cute specs. Sam would get slightly insecure about them but Mon would shower her with compliments and say she'll continue to tickle her if she kept them on. Then Mon took the opportunity to get on top of Sam again while she was weak of all the laughter. Sam was happy, having such a big smile from her wife tickling her all day. She got even more happier when Mon's finger got closer and closer to Sam's nose, recreating their iconic ChamCham scene. But at a close second the finger turned into a different direction, poking in Sam's armpit to make her laugh again.

Sam: MONHAHHAHAHHAHA!!

Mon: Sorry, I'm having too much fun tickling you.

Mon then gets back to tapping Sam's nose, calling her ChamCham. Sam grabbed Mon's face and kissed her, which made Mon give her numerous pecks around her face and neck. It's funny that they both have a thing for each other's neck, however Mon loves tickling it with her nose. Sam giggles causes such a smirk on Mon, especially when Sam was grabbing her waist to indicate she wanted more. As it passed 10pm Mon had to stop the tickles and raspberries as the couple needed to go to bed. Sam turned gloomy, Mon didn't keep her promise to tickle her all night. When Mon slid out the bed that's when Sam decided to ask her, although she did feel bad.

Sam: Mon, can I...get tickles? Please?

Mon: Of course my Honorable lover, anything for you.

Mon would stand her ground because of how important sleep is. But it's been so long ever since her Khun Sam was playful. So she jumped back in bed and into Sam's lap to give her the best tummy kisses all over. Sam loves them because it not only tickled, but it bought her at ease. She would kiss her stomach and hold her hands, feeling the two different rings on her ring finger. Mon was stroking her thumb on Sam's hand, which is a normal trait Sam does. She does a few soft kisses before ruthlessly attacking her sides again. Then catching a few soft tickles on her lower back, causing Sam to squeal. Lower back tickles on fresh acrylics was reaching Sam to her breaking point, it was very ticklish to her. With more kisses and surprise raspberries the night concluded with them kissing under the covers of their bed. Sam was tired out from Mon's sneaky tickles. They kissed each other before turning off the lights and spooning, with Khun Sam being the big spoon. Til this day, Khun Sam will never know that it was Mon's plan all along to show the TikTok so she'll give tummy kisses to Sam.

Her Honorable Lover, Honorable ChamCham, Honorable baby that's super ticklish

#wrote this in less than three hours #based on the one couple TikTok i be seeing everywhere #no seriously i saw it everywhere #instead of feeling lonely i made a fb fic about it #its cute but damn I'm illiterate #tickling #freenbecky #tickle fic

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utilitycaster · 2 months

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You know what's interesting to watch is that I feel like a lot of people have very thoughtfully and maturely moved away from "I don't like this specific character/ship/fictional work and here's a reason why it's problematic" but we still have a lot of "if you don't like this specific character/ship/fictional it's problematic" floating around (and the more extreme example, "everyone who dislikes this one specific thing is a bigot") and the latter is actually way dumber. Like, it is valid, in fact, to dislike a specific work because it has unfortunate implications; the issue is just that analysis cannot simply stop there. It is rather less valid to say "if you don't like this one specific female character you are a misogynist;" that definitely requires a lot of more involved analysis into what specifically their criticisms are, patterns in their preferences, and even then, you are only basing this on internet mannerisms; I think someone who has no favorite characters who are women is unlikely to be deeply involved in feminist causes irl, but this is technically possible, and it's very easy to find the reverse case of people who are terrible to real women and champion fictional ones.

#anyway saw someone insinuate finding im*dna's relationship unhealthy was neurotypical and my eyes rolled so hard they're now in canada #but this is an ongoing issue everywhere. it HAS gotten much better #but stragglers gonna straggle #the weird anons i got during c2 over essek and astrid truly did cement this #like unless you are talking about a white male cishet able-bodied neurotypical character #you can ALWAYS make a claim to bigotry over disliking them. which means you can NEVER stop there and be taken remotely seriously

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ssreeder · 1 month

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hi its me again 🗣️

coming soon with a Another ara idk why i am this obssesed with her

i thought she would have a much more Background character Outfit idk the way suki and Katara describe her as this fragile pretty girl also tried to make her look older then my og because like RIGHT. shes been there for a Long time

"she is more the type to get someone to kill themsleves" was the best line EVER

THE ONE THE ONLY THE ARAAAAAA!!!! dude I love that you love her because you really do her character justice. Her resting bitch faced is captured so well in your art and I love how dramatic you draw the difference in the short/long hair because I do feel like Ara was two different characters considering where she started and where she ended up.

#Hehehe I’m so glad you liked that line #If Ara had a character bio I feel that line would be somewhere on there #Special skills: will make any man want to kill himself after extended exposure #Ara actually gets some screen time next chapter haha #But I warn you any time Ara is in a scene expect shit to get complicated #She had a way about her…#Innocently walking around with a dripping can of gasoline like “idk why everywhere I go things are always on fire?”#*skips away with can of gasoline*#Seriously my fellow jet lover I’m loving your art #Seriously you’re so talented #I’m pretty sure I saw a notification of another Ara art form you….#So I’m going to check it out!!#YOURE AMAZING JET APOLOGIST!!#Jet-apologistmybadhomies #LIAB #Leaving it all behind #ITF #fanfic art #ask

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birbwatcherjase · 9 months

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I’m in the middle of house hunting right now, and I’m also at the teenage boy point in my transition where my voice is cracking on every other word

Coupled with the fact that I have a chronic illness that makes me look a lot younger than I am, I could probably pass as a thirteen year old kid right now

So every time I greet an estate agent (they’re usually already wary because of the blue hair and the rainbow walking stick) I have to squeak through saying ‘hi yes, I’m here for the house viewing, please show me round’ and then pray they realise I am actually a Real Human Adult who can afford to be there and not some elfin runt who got very lost

When they ask what my career is and I say fantasy writer, it’s a whole other level of questionable looks lmao. This is why it’s good my partner works in finance

#I did have one vendor politely say I was a ‘creative type’ when I explained what I do for work #so that was kinda funny #my partner is all serious adult working in a financial office job #with sensible coloured hair and smart suits #and I rock up in jeans with blue hair and rainbow clothes everywhere like PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY TOO #lmaooooo #saw a promising house today I am hoping against hope we don’t get priced out of #house hunting is fun but so stressful #cannot wait to be done and settled somewhere #jasechats #yelling in the tumblr tags about my life again how nostalgic

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puzzledemigod · 10 months

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Ok I did the whole Barbenheimer thing and let me tell you, Barbie wasn't revolutionary or anything, but it did come up ahead. It did what it was supposed to do and, since I managed my expectations before going in, did it in a fun silly way that still left a bunch of possible deeper readings, even if they were sadly left unexplored (and were maybe unintended). Oppenheimer on the other hand left me very angry and disappointed, even if I went there knowing it was an usamerican warfilm so I wasn't expecting much.

I think Barbie and Oppenheimer were equally superficial and obvious with their intended messages presentations, themes and characters, and equally inconsistent with their story threads. But Barbie was about Barbies, was intentionally silly, and had more going for it than the story itself... and Oppenheimer was about one of the real life creators of the atonic bomb, about the ones responsible for the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, and about the subsequent cold war and the mess it left us today in regards to the existence and threat of atomic and H bombs.

I think I can safely say one had the responsibility to be a bit more nuanced and careful than the other, and that just did not happen. And no, i do not think there was any actual anti USA sentiment in Oppenheimer, as someone who lives in a Developing Country (TM)and is used to seeing usamerican propaganda all the time there was barely even a scratch of criticism buried in there; our knowledge of history and our own modern sensibilities and morality did all the heavy lifting in that front without the movie having to risk saying anything. Oh did he feel bad while the bombs were being dropped? Did they villanize a guy who went after him for uhh being better than him at public speaking? Did they say he was against the H bomb and was a pacifist now, actually (without showing it much but who cares, tell not show right)? He was still the hero. Not one Japanese person was shown. Not one civilian protest, not one appearance of the communists they were talking so much about after the scenes in the past, doing anything but talking the whole time. He still ended up with a "I love my country" tirade, there was still a haha nod to fucking Kennedy being the one to be on our hero's side. They still showed more scenes of women naked, drunk, cheating on their husbands and being negligent towards their kids than of them doing literally anything else.

The "nuance" and "anti-usa messages" was just a bunch of misplaced and inconsequential internal conflict that did not feel earned in any way, misogyny and random, boring and inconsistent jury scenes (sorry, "hearing" scenes or whatever they called so there wouldn't have to be consistent rules to follow). And the main character was so damn boring. And they didn't even represent the actual science parts well. And the editing was so weird and the flashing scenes didn't fit and were repetitive. And there was a happy ending for some reason?? It was a whole bunch of nothing with music building momentum that never went anywhere in the background of every scene for 3 hours and I wanted to leave the room for how angry it made me that this subject was treated that way and would probably get praised for it.

#barbenheimer #this isn't the most well though out criticism but i just saw another post saying how surprised they were about the usa criticism in that #and like. where? seriously where was it? oh that mccarthyism was kinda bad for people who did nothing wrong? that bombs are violent?#they barely even said that bombing hiroshima and nagasaki maybe wasn't necessary #everybody everywhere in the world knows that jfc are usamericans in general so behind in these discussions that this was some kind of #revelation? was that surprising of a movie to state? because oppenheimer barely scrathed that #they gave a shoutout to jfk in the end like he was some kind of mcu easter egg #like it was funny #and then it used that random idk sennator? as a scapegoat just so they could have a villain like the good basic usamerican film it is #so the hero could fight against the system by defeating this one guy! in uhh being promoted (?) happy ending for all!! hurrah!!! meanwhile #hundreds of thousands of japanese people are dead. many more die because of the cold war and the arms race #but oppenheimer got his fancy card back! isn't that great? aren't you glad you spent the last 30 minutes in these trials? the last 3 hours #watching nothing be developed?#god it left me so mad #and it will probably win an oscar (probably multiple even) and a lot of other people who think oooh boy look at that nuance :0 it even has #black and white parts! when the whole movie is black and white (like most usamerican movies) (but it's so EASY to make it grey with this #subject) (of course they didn't tho this is much easier)#tags #anyway nobody's gonna read this probably #I'm just angry #“oppenheimer”#“barbie”#this js barely even about barbie #sorry

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castielmacleod · 2 years

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I actually kind of love the idea of the sandbox heaven portal, not because of how it is in the show, but because at least in a modern sense “sandbox” has implications for like,, being able to do anything or create anything in a certain space. Maybe that’s just me being gamer-brained but that’s the sense it gives me anyway. And I just feel like that could have been a cool vibe for a literal door to heaven to have, if the show had leaned into it.

#On the flipside I hate the sandbox heaven portal because the angels act like it’s literally the only one on the planet #And it’s in the US. Of course #I know other countries don’t actually exist in s/p/n but seriously come on…….#At the end of season 8 we saw the whole world map in the bunker light up. The angels fell everywhere #Only the angels in the US matter though #🙄#My posts

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