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chilchuck is so fine he’s so hot he’s so nnnnnnnn i want him so so bad you don’t get it i would eat his hair (also kuro trying to get mickbell to say hi to the other half-foots)
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck#save me small man#little man save me#petite old man#save me petite old man#nnnnnnnnnnnn#dunmeshi#chilchuck tims#mickbell#dungeon meshi spoilers
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happy new year. I am so fucking tired.
i j u s t w a n t t o s l e e p a l r e a d y
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Songs that are vashwood-core in my heart
#nnnnnnnnnnnn#do someone else SEE MY VISION?!#like this is vashwood happy ending au?#dunno?#triguttas stuff
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waiting for your next dnd session after answering some incredibly concerning messages from the dm
#it's so silly because yes our dm is so kind (👹HELLO SHEILA👹) but also the POWER YOU HOLD#praying you see this actually#because when i got those messages i was in the middle of diffusing my hair#in a cozy little bathrobe kneeling on my floor for about an hour because my curly hair is a bitch#and i was scrolling through tiktok with captions on while the blowdryer went NNNNNNNNNNNN in my ear#because i need two things going at once like those subway surfers videos I can't just diffuse my hair for an hour with no phone#AND THEN I SEE *REDACTED* AND I AUDIBLY CACKLE#BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THAT'S SUCH A CONCERNING THING TO ASK SOMEONE BUT I'M THRILLED THAT YOU'RE ASKING IT#duck game#dnd
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i have only 24 hours in my hands to start and complete k’s bday set... and i’m still not sure what exactly i’m going to do 😭
#a;msg#🍒#on the verge of a breakdown#or maybe an anxiety attack#or maybe both#nnnnnnnnnnnn my whole mind is just *no signal*#why 😭
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soppes my phone in ger bath she is not oint well
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Oregairu shouldve ended as a throuple i s2g.
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Still feeling full from lunch 8 hours ago. I am never full this long.
#i need to study and should write but dont feel like it and felt like maybe drawing but not enough energy and i should be w the family#bc my aunt will be leaving tomorrow#and nnnnnnnnnnnn#typical that I'll go to bed and take ages falling asleep#i wanna wake up early tomorrow. maybe then i might do what i must do#also nnnn cant even read#my brain is just. dead.#carime rambles
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Me: wHY AM I SWEATY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT?
Me: Remembers
Me: THE MENACE
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Sanji Vinsmoke
small series or just falling for sanji/getting with him. part 1!
summary: sanji is gawking to zoro over nami when you surprise him from behind. he figures out that you're another crew mate who was absent for when he initially joined and fawns over you.
notes: bare with me cos im not far (at ALL) into the show and know nothing about how boats work. (do pirates use those wheels? they do right? they use it in this fic anyway.) alsoooo idk french so these r google translations
espèce de sale garçon - you dirty boy
"oh nami's so amazing." sanji said as he leaned his body forward from the barrel he was sat on, and took another long puff of the cigarette he was holding.
"shut up cook." zoro mumbled as he continued his practise of his technique.
"i dunno zoro, he is right." you said as you loomed over sanjis shoulder, who jumped at your voice, while everyone else seemed to perk up at it.
"y/n!!! you're awake!" nami said as she ran towards you and began rambling about what happened while you were asleep.
"y/nnnnnnnnnnnn." luffy called as his arms stretched out from his seat in front of the wheel to your shoulders.
"no- no luffy- no you're going to catapult into me- luffy- let go." you tried as you struggled against his hold before his body flung itself at you, pushing you both to the ground.
"luffy you idiot!" zoro screamed as nami ran over to the wheel to make sure the boat steered in the right direction.
sanji however, had been sat gaping at the way you looked and how he hadn't seen you before. it was a ship? how did he not notice your presence before? had you come aboard from a small ship?
"Y/NNN!!"
"USSOP!!"
"YOU'RE AWAKE!!" ussop yelled as he grabbed onto your forearms, you doing the same to him, and jumped up and down while spinning in a circle.
"I'M AWAKE!!" you yelled back just as loud and matched the large smile on his face as he pulled you into a hug.
"well maddam, how come i've never seen you before?" sanji said as his brain suddenly started working again, no longer being stopped by your beauty.
"i was asleep." you said as if it was normal for you to have been asleep for days on end, the smile not leaving your face as ussop wrapped his arm around your shoulder while smiling at sanji too.
"right.. well you must be hungry, any special requests love?"
"well aren't you a flirt?" you said as you unwrapped your self from ussop to move yourself closer to sanji, while ussop only raised an eyebrow at this with his smile standing brighter, "how about i come and oversee you make the food so we can make up on lost time?" you cooed as you wrapped a hand under the collar of sanjis shirt and fixed it, while he seemingly died inside.
his cheeks heated up at the unexpected flirting from you, while ussop snickered having been watching this in front view.
"oh i'll have something to eat too!" luffy said as he popped up from behind sanji, having listened in as soon as he heard the conversation switch to be about food.
sanji quickly turned and started questioning luffy about what he wanted in an attempt to hide the prominent blush that had creeped its way onto his face after your reply.
"good to have you back y/n." zoro grumbled as he tapped your back with the duller part of his sword as you followed behind sanji, causing you to turn back and throw a wink and a smile over your shoulder to him.
"looks like shes got sanji already." ussop said as he saw the kitchen doors close with you luffy and sanji inside, before luffy was pushed out of the door by two mystery hands.
zoro snorts at this, "guess they've both met their matches."
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"so, you were asleep the whole time?"
"yeah. i got knocked up pretty bad in a fight on the island we met ussop at, so it took a while for me to come back to life i guess." you said as you sat at a stool and leaned your chin on your hands as you watched him pull out pots and other equipment.
"i would've forced myself to wake up sooner if i knew someone like you would've been here when i woke up." you said with a sly grin that only grew larger when sanjis movement paused for a moment, shocked, and quickly resumed his work as he decided to do it with his back turned so you didn't see his face.
"how bold you are darling. do you have a preference for sweet or savoury?"
"sweet please."
chills ran down sanjis back, your voice was like music to his ears, it was smooth and sweet and what you said didn't help with calming his already building love for you.
"so, introduce yourself to me." you grinned as he turned, leaving the food to cook on the stove top as he wiped his hands with a cloth.
"i am sanji vinsmoke, your ships cook. however i could be much more for you darling." he purred as he rolled his sleeves further up to his elbows.
"ai! you're dirty." you said as you giggled and only leaned further towards him.
"mon amor i couldn't resist when you look so perfect and pretty." he hummed as he grinned at you before turning his back and continuing his cooking.
"mm espèce de sale garçon."
this only made his smile grow as he plated up your food, making sure to make it as presentable as he could, while he put much less effort in plating luffys plate of barely anything but meat.
"call out to luffy dear?" he asked as you with a smile as he started on cleaning the dishes already.
you got up with a pink hue appearing on your cheeks, "luffy! your foods ready."
his stomps could be heard running towards the kitchen while namis screams about how he can't keep leaving the wheel was heard aswell.
"i hope to have your company more as i cook." sanji whispered into your ear, appearing behind you before he hummed and walked out, pulling his packet of smokes out.
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done!
lmk what u think <3
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Uzi: hey
Have u seen Y/N?
N: I was about to ask you same question
Friend: Y/NNNNNNNNNNNN
Y/N that somehow got outside: ice ice babyyyy
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hurrtd!!!
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What's your opinion on the Andromeda servant?
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like shes pretty and does have clothes. for a servant who's legend basically amounts to 'chained up naked on a rock as a sacrifice' it COULD have been a lot worse (hard stare at zenobia)
at the same time i just. am not feeling much for it? i have a bit of an attachment to her outside of fgo and this is just eh to me for whatever reason. on the one hand, they at least didn't make her white which is a relief given her most common place of origin is usually stated to be Aethiopia/Ethiopia, Palestine, India, Libya....you get the picture but it was typically somewhere in Africa and she was typically described as being dark skinned. ON THE OTHER HAND two of her three ascensions seem to be blond which is. idk man im kind of tired of them doing this gyaru-esque shtick for whatever reason, be it bc they dont think people would go for a proper black woman or bc they think it 'looks better' its just old. i also personally would like to see a famous greek mythology character that had at least one ascension that really doubled down on greek costuming instead of doing just what the fuck ever. idk. im just kind of ambivalent i guess?
people are also already making ntr and choco comments so you can imagine how i feel about that
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Yandere King of Hearts x Reader (AMWP)
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“Ohhhh (Y/n)! I dropped my favorite rose-pen in the fountain, would you be a dear and get it for me?”
Your eyebrow twitched in annoyance as you heard the unceremonious plop of the object slap the water before sinking below. You debated pretending as though you didn’t hear him; the current King of Hearts was an absolute pain.
“YYYYYYYYYYY/NNNNNNNNNNNN!” “ALRIGHT I GOT IT I’m coming.”
You stomped into the pristine card-themed courtyard where the King of Hearts or Hammond sat in his portable throne smugly grinning. The cards surrounding him in their newly evolved forms stood dutifully in their suite’s maid dress. You pass them daring not to look any of them in the eye in light of your first day– you casually looked a guard in their eyes in front of him and he ordered for them to be beheaded.
Huffing once more you leaned over the rim of the fountain, expecting to see the shimmering heart-patterned floor. Instead being greeted with the deep and unclear waters of something deep enough to be a well.
“What the–?” “Hehe~”
Thwack!!!
“Ahhh!”
You splashed into the water head first, thanks to some prickly force hitting your back. ‘Screw this pen! I’ve got better things to do.' You gained your bearings before righting yourself back up and swimming to the surface. You hardly caught your breath as you heaved yourself onto the rim hearing the sound of a camera clicking.
Click~Klack
“Yes! Yes! Take it from a lower angle, yes! ARE YOU DAFT?! I SAID LOW DIDN’T I !?”
You realize exactly what this was and internally kick yourself for falling for this once again. Crossing your arms and putting your scolding glare on, you started.
“Hearts, did you purposely make the fountain deep and not actually throw anything in there?”
“Oh please, are you accusing me of also playing a sporadic game of golf with a hedgehog right here in my courtyard? Of course not.” He smirked as he was handed the already printed photos of your fall shaking them to develop them faster.
He totally did.
“Hearts-”
“Hammond.”
“Ugh, Hammond, why would you do this? Did you just want to embarrass me?”
He chuckled with a naughty grin. “Don’t think so low of me Darling. I’m only satisfying my desire to admire your (c/s) skin pressed against those wet stiffy work-clothes of yours~”
You tightened your hold around yourself as though he didn’t already have photographs.
“I’m embracing a hobby that doesn’t include violence of any kind. Just like therapist Alice would say: ‘healthy activities are better than not’ or something idiotic like that.” He flicked his hand disgusted at the thought of the prying therapist.
When the descendant of Alice decided to stay confined with the rest of Wonderland’s inhabitants they were given a job that would help them and others cope better with the trippy, disorienting experience that was this adventure. Being a therapist was their ultimate decision for employment.
You left quickly after that; you had way too much work to waste on his antics. You stomped past his cards and off his castle-grounds making your way to the next demanding task.
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“These pictures are marvelous.”
“I know, it's only a matter of time before they send them to meet you.”
“Even so I doubt I could ever let them leave.”
Hammonds’ crimson eyes captured the delighted smile on the nearly identical face to his. Those same colored eyes glazed and the gloved fingers holding the photos trembled with their owner.
“Was their glare angry or was it disappointed?”
That was what differentiated him from his borderline copy.
“It was an angry exasperated kind-” “Ohhhhh♥️~that suits them just perfectly~!”
Hammond excused himself both ruing the day that they would eventually have to switch. How on Earth was he supposed to rely on this broken clone to act all carefree and cool like he was. The woes of the nearlt perfect king. At least they had one thing in common other than their face and it was an intense fixation on the uptight assistant manager, who was practically begging to be taken at this point.
♥️♥️“I honestly don’t care if you don’t love me…but if you don’t say it I’ll behead that hatter you're so fond of.”♥️♥️
♥️♥️♥️♥️“I command that any assistant manager with the last name of (L/n) be forced to insult the King of Hearts upon greeting.”♥️♥️♥️♥️
Next Part: Coming Soon
#yanderes x reader#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yanderexrea#yandere harem#yandere alice in wonderland#yandere AMWP#yanderecore#yandere king of hearts#yandere genderbend disney#yandere disney#yandere masochist#yandere genderbend
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