A college engineering student shows up with a new bike

"Woah where did you get such a nice bike?" his fellow engineering student asked.

"I was walking down the street last night and this girl on her bike came up to me started taking off her clothes and said 'its all yours' so I just took the bike" he said.

His friend replied,"Good choice bro the clothes probably didn't even fit you."

When the rubric says I lost points for writing mechanics and word choice, but then I have suggested edits like:

"An unexpected outcome of the NiceBike initiative imitative..."

Scott Mercier went from the couch to the US Olympic team in under two years, but raw talent and swagger could still only take you so far in ‘90’s pro cycling... Read the full story on PEZ here: https://pezcyclingnews.com/interviews/us-postal-star-scott-mercier-gets-pezd/ #scottmercier #whenmenweremen #nicebike #uspscycling https://www.instagram.com/p/CKPbqmPFxcW/?igshid=1l0ilh71bo7kv

Accolmile Electric Mountain Bike Shimano 9 speed! 27.5" Waterproof Tire 12.5AH Battery 43V 500W Mid motor

SILICONE DUCK ride safe and have a good time with this small,simple and exquisite little duck, more than an ornament is a ligth and bell for those who love to ride with style in the day and night. 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 #mountainbiken #stravabike #nicebike #srameagle #shimanosaint #bikeparts #ebikelife #mtbnation #hardtailmtb #allmtb #mtbphoto #bikeworkshop #bikeparts #bikeshoplife #downhill24h #gmbn #bikecheck #ytcapra #urbandownhill https://www.instagram.com/p/B5TfWQ2nqba/?igshid=14opb2oaun4j3

“Ride what you love, Love what you ride.” #NiceBike 🛵💨 #WhereDoYouPutTheBatteries 🔋 *Jk bike fam, it’s all the same wind! ✌🏼 https://www.instagram.com/p/BpuyFB1gxJY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mme1wjj7fmnj

Photo Cover Model goes out to Craig Johnson . Craig has been apart of Deep Texas Beauties for 2 weeks. Welcome to the group! Nice bike! 😎 . Thank you for being apart DTB, we appreciate you!! . . . #DTB4L #TexasBeauty #empowerment #diversity #photooftheday #nicebike https://www.instagram.com/p/B_IfjAIHiQ8/?igshid=qlxd3hh74qc

It is with a heavy heart that I am parting ways with the silver bullet. Few scratches here and there but still rides like a charm. Perfect for those of you trying to avoid public transportation amidst this crazy outbreak. Price goes up as the virus spreads. Helmet and mask included 🏍⛑😷 DM if you’re interested #rideordie #silverbullet #nicebike #vespa #lx50 #coronavirus #brooklyn #nyc (at Brooklyn, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9m2-nepD-D/?igshid=nlvmlzm855db

#worldtravelbike in #nice #france. . . . #bikefrance #bikelifefrance #nicebike https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Bm_hMlXRM/?igshid=1dt2u69lmmyrv

sakumotto®︎ #windowwithmyview #junyamate #nicebike

Accolmile Road Electric Bicycle 9 Speed 12.5AH 43V 500W Lithium Battery 27'' Wheel Electric Mountain Bike #ebike #electricbike #mtb #mountainbike #biking #cycling #cyclinglife #outdoors #cool #nice

Throw yourself into the adventure with your new cycling gloves screen touch. For all types of climate, cool in summer and warm in winter ❄🔥 Click on the image and get yours 🚲🤙🏻 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 🚲 #mountainbiken #stravabike #nicebike #srameagle #shimanosaint #bikeparts #ebikelife #mtbnation #hardtailmtb #allmtb #mtbphoto #bikeworkshop #bikeparts #bikeshoplife #downhill24h #gmbn #bikecheck #ytcapra #urbandownhill https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GCT0wHbc7/?igshid=1g9zge3kezdgp

Краем уха слышал, что сегодня день мотоциклиста?!) Ну что же, байки весчь бесспорно крутая и опасная. Я долгие годы не разделял страсть к такому виду транспорта у сограждан. Но последнее время всё больше и больше хочется! Видать авто адреналина уже не достаёт. Но гоню эти мысли прочь) Короче. Господам байкерам желаю отсутствия на пути ям, досок, люков, внезапно открывающихся дверей автомобильных и пр всего такого. А водителям советую юзать зеркала! Не просто ж они так висят!) В них порой можно много чего классного увидеть. И до жути красивую БМВ, и байкера, что летит меж рядов. Отдельно поздравляю тех, кого знаю лично! #деньмотоциклиста2019 #мотоцикл #межрядов #f10 #bmw5 #nicebike #видвзеркале #взеркале #фотоизмашины #впитерелето #bmwmoto #bmwmotorrad #motorrad #moto #mototerapia #этопитердетка #auto178_spb #бмвроссия #BMWGroup #BMWRU #bmwgramm #bmwgram #bimmer #bimmergram #bimmernation #bimmerlife #motherrussia #СанктПетербург #петербургналадони #po_strane (at Saint Petersburg, Russia) https://www.instagram.com/p/By0WuLfIS_Q/?igshid=1p2mbczaf7byl