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maximkischin-e · 8 months

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seriously how the fuck are forgemasters supposed to work in that show

EDIT: ok i lied i will spoil under readmore

they have a devil forging machine that they got from hell or something? like an actual machine that they put people in. and then they try to send it back to hell and they get distracted so it doesn't work. i don't understand

#mine #netflix #nfcv #is this in compliance with game castlevania lore am i just unaware #if it were devil may cry i'd understand but as it stands i do not understand even remotely lol

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silenthill2ps2 · 10 months

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there's so many things wrong with this fucking image

#al post #what is up with netflix's trend of making characters black only for them to be slaves #how is it WORSE without warren ellis #also them adding elizabeth bartley and olrox when they’re from 2 different games 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐#nfcv #for bl

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the-crow-binary · 6 months

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Going on the "castlevania" tag is soulbreaking and honestly tiring, but the "akumajou dracula" tag? Guys. Guys it's so healing. It's so cool. I feel free, finally. Away from the untagged/badly tagged NFCV shit. Every game fans in here need to use this tag. It's a breath of fresh air. Y'all have no idea how great scrolling through CV content without being interrupted by a fanart of Lenore is before you try it. You'll go on the akumajou dracula tag and the most popular post of the moment will actually be smth from the game. Holy shit. Absolutely divine.

#i have been checking the akumajou tag only for a while #it was very nice #but then i decided to check the castlvania tag earlier #just in case there were gems and people i wouldn't want to miss #only to be greeted with fucking len0re fanart #then N!olrox #and then other NFCV content like fucking hell #never again. i hate it there. i'm never going back.#(you might notice that i misspelled castlvania and len0re and this is on purpose)#(i don't want NFCV fans stumbling upon this post. some might anyway but eh)#anyway i fully encourage every games fans to use the akumajou dracula tag instead/on top of the castlvania tag #and never go on the castlvania tag ever again ❤️#(unless you like/don't care about seeing untagged NFCV shit. i know i'm tired of it)#akumajou dracula

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viralvava · 9 months

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trevor is like. hes so. human.

hes in the role of the paragon hero, hes the legendary belmont, the first man to kill dracula, the one who recruited the Big Good of the series, hes one of the like four to five different belmonts you could call The Belmont because the criteria is so wacked up

and yet

hes so? he has flaws? hes blunt and kind of an asshole and he fights first and asks questions later, hes quick witted but its in a hindsight is 20/20 sort of way and like, he has marks? scars? proof of imperfections? you can see just where he fumbled once or twice, you see him fumble just as hard to isaac

and its like wow he certainly is some guy

but the thing is that none of this means he isnt also a hero! hes kind, charming, eager to make friends unless youre hector at first lmao sorry hector, he has a strong moral compass; despite some bitterness in regards to the belmont clans current situation, despite the fact we see the nasty sides of him where hes rough around the edges and a bit of a bitch, he tries to do the right thing, he wants to help people, and at his core despite being a PERSON he is very much a GOOD person

like

blehhhh

hes a guy. he has facets. hes not a perfect paragon hero despite the fact hes in the role of one, but he is nonetheless a hero. do you understand. he is my favourite i love him so dearly i want to parade him around like a prize winning vegetable or something

i love just a guy belmont i adore just a guy belmont. he is a man and he is doing his best no matter what ok

#castlevania #trevor belmont #NOT nfcv lets be clear here #im not great at words but you know how it is

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castlephantom · 9 days

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More I look to N!Alucard and looks like a cheep version of G!Alucard (like you want to buy something from Walmart if you get the joke)

Anti-netfixvania fans says that N!Alucard looks like a horseface, but...

More I look on N!Lisa, no wander why N!Alucard looks like a horseface.

#anti netflixvania #but lets be real #n!castlevaina characters is literally came out form a cheep store #and i remember that n!alucard having horse face joke #so n!lisa looks like one as well #nfcv don't deserve the characters form the games #or castlevania in general

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hypermascbishounen · 5 months

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I honestly keep forgetting about N!Juste bc he's such a travesty, so wnv I get reminded of him I'm just as angry as day one, lol. I just mentally delete N!Juste every time I see him, like dragging a corrupted file to the recycle bin. Tbf he's easy to forget, bc he's also boring and the least of Nocturne's problems so far, but obv I'm going to dislike it a lot as fan of HoD.

What gets me most I think, is how most ideas I've seen of a post game Juste, have him in a mentor or at least respected ancestor role to Richter(if not just outright his dad, lol). Even with bad end Juste - in fact *especially* with bad end Juste - it's hard to imagine Juste being so checked out on his descendants. If anything, Juste having a controlling/overprotective streak, seems to be a possible thing with him, which you would think sudden catastrophic loss would actually make worse.

(imo a bad end Juste would react to Richter like Marlin in Finding Nemo, but forced to train him excessively instead of being able to shelter him. Especially when Richter *is so similar to Maxim, who he lost.* I think he would have every motive to try and ensure Richter has the best odds possible against anything.)

And this idea doesn't come from nowhere - A lot of elements of Juste (and Maxim) as characters, right down to gameplay, is backshadowing SoTN and Richter in particular. It's very much an implication that Richter inherits traits from the both of them, whether by blood, fate, or literally being trained by them, or relatives that already had been. Juste's connection to Richter in this way, was the only reason to even bring him into a Richter storyline in the first place.

And the Juste we know from HoD has an incredibly strong and distinctive personality. "Ooc" doesn't even really begin to describe how off N!Juste is. He's basically a reused stock archetype. He's the cookie cutter they used to make N!Trevor, thrown on the tray after they ran out of dough.

And tbh they didn't even need to do this, so it's baffling why they chose to. I can't claim to see into the genius peak minds behind nfcv, but my nearest guess is that not only do they not see No Legacy as a narrative problem for Richter, they see Legacy itself as an active threat. Bc Juste was genuinely their last Get Out of Jail Free card to give Richter a legacy and they wasted it, specifically to reinforce Belmont's as Useless. They actually could have had him just be a mentor to Richter that influenced him from a relatively safe distance in the script, while changing not a whole lot, imo.

The only other explanation is that they were just too scared have anyone as cool as game Juste or his friends anywhere near their watery product, lol. He is just full of too much prettyboy protagonist style while also being loaded to the balls full of magic power and having real Belmont swag. They could not have even a backstory version of this man that wouldn't threaten to upstage their constantly berated Richter, or their precious fanservice Alucard they just redesigned. He is too powerful.

Regardless, they felt the need to literally take away everything that makes Juste recognizable - his outfit, his powers, his friends, even his face!(that beard really is horrendous, it actually feels like it is there to hide his face istg). He can't even have his character flaws, they had to be replaced with ones that make him more suitably disaffected. All for the completely 0 pay off of another Useless Belmont.

#My ultimate fear for Nocturne is that their plan is to literally build Richter up as either the One Useful Belmont eventually #Only to have Alucard inevitably tear him down later #Or worse: things will be done by Annette and others so Richter's sotn issue will be getting a big head over taking credit #This has less to do with nfcv flaws overall but I reserve my right to be bitter you cannot tell me N!Juste is an improvement #Anti netflixvania

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kachimera · 5 months

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I literally left a discord group that I had been in for like, a week because that's what they called N!Alucard. Also because they wouldn't let me talk about LoS, only about NFCV.

I remember liking many of the fanart and fanfiction when it was just the first two seasons, and like a little bit with season three, but yeah, I noticed that as well in just about every fanfic I read. I tried to reread a lot of those fics and man, so many of them only focused on N!Alucard's trauma, and almost never any on Trey's, and it just got so boring after awhile.

But you're right. Celiakardo, from what I've seen of it, seems like a ship that I could get down with, but N!Trevphacard (I don't actually remember the ship name) just has a huge dynamic imbalance that overshadows what would've made the ship at least decent. And this is coming from someone who literally ships the entity within the castle of LoS with Gabriel. Honestly, N!Syphacard seems like a better ship than any with Trey in it.

(I ship N!Trevor with happiness and emotional stability)

Lmao noooo💀. But srsly,if a group or server is gonna focus exclusively on nfcv then they should've added that as a disclaimer, otherwise its just rude of them to not let you talk (and yes ik that the fandom in general has a hostile past w LoS too).

And yea, the fandom flanderized both n!Alu and Trey into the pwoor sad sexyman who has fat tiddies n cries, and into funny stinky drunky trauma-y man who is dumb and has sex w the sexyman respectively.

And the thing is that, you can have an unhealthy ship w a power imbalance! But you just gotta be aware that there is an imbalance there and were all that happening irl it would be a problem (even my beloved maleon ship is has its unhealthy elements. Leon bestie ilu but that mans is trouble). If there is no awareness of those elements it can come off as if they're being brushed under the rug or as if there's no actual unhealthy situation to begin with, which is hmmm :/. Ofc im not saying all ships must have a problematique disclaimer nor that all trephacard shippers are onboard w insulting your partner's murdered family, just that if there's no awareness of all that i find it uncomfortable.

And its funny you mention syphacard bc precusely one of the fics i vaguely remember was uhh, Sypha n Alu getting together while Trey anguished over it (iirc it was partially bc he hit or yelled at Sypha while drunk. Idk i do like that it addresses that alcoholism is not all funni silly jokes and it has devastating consequences both for the person and their loved ones but it also felt a bit mean to dump all the wrongdoings caused by Trey's poorly healed traum in front of him while n!Alu is the nice bf here despite his Behaviour. Im going here by memory tho so) and like Trey. Treyey. My buddy pal. Ik most bitches in a 10 mile radius want to lynch you but srsly dont simp like that you're better on your own

#anti netflixvania #netflixvania rants #me answers #you cant just tactlessly make Alu an unlikable asshole like that it only works on his Arikado era after hes been on the blender for 600yrs #alsooo im a bit sleepy so apologies if im not making much sense here #and yea reminder im generalizing here and all that. dont mean to insult nfcv fans just complaining abt general fandom #ALSO #JOIN THE CELIAKADO NATION NOW #(jk jk)

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bisexualnettobean · 10 months

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Sometimes I think about how bad N!Castlevania is wasting their potential. They are bringing so many ideas to the table that many haven't considered. We have vampires coming from different countries and cultures. The designs and animation are so good sometimes.

The amount of joy that I have seen from people of colour seeing people who look like them in a genre that often doesn't include them. It warms my heart seeing people point at Annette and call her gorgeous, defending her, posting pictures of themselves because she looks just like them. The fact that the show is bringing forward a Native American vampire when that has previously been unheard of is amazing to me.

At the end, though, it's all soured because of all the enslavement storylines and the antisemitism. I can't even be mad anymore, just disappointed.

#I have so many complicated feelings when it comes to representation in nfcv. i understand why people defend the show so hard.#am i not allowed to want better for people?#sorry i’m just thinking about Things

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hydrostorm · 11 months

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ugly nfcv richter is a good thing. it is even further separated from games richter (we must make it known THEY ARE NOT THE SAME CHARACTER)

#an L for nfcv is a W for games fans #(im coping. i am coping. my heart is not racing. i feel normal. /lie)

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maximkischin-e · 8 months

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nocturne

(netflix fans i'm sincerely sorry if this shows up in your tags; please feel free to ignore, this is for my followers mainly)

overall, as an "original" tv show? pretty good! as a castlevania tv show... well they have that REALLY good mix of divine bloodlines, and that's all they have. we all know it at this point, but definitely do not go in expecting anything even remotely castlevania

did not like juste. he's my favourite belmont so i'm obviously biased, but i think even if i'd never played a castlevania game i'd have hated him. i think my favouritism towards juste is what stops me from just outright hating him lol

^ probably the only thing i outright disliked, thankfully

animation was REALLY cool. some really awesome-looking designs(just drolta in particular lol) and the animation is definitely worth watching on its own

NOT the richter belmont show, actually. not yet anyway, i'm imagining they'll get to it later

^ not exactly a bad thing. i liked annette and edouard, + maria was pretty alright too. olrox also starts to get interesting(but he's kind of in and out)

^ that said i also didn't really care for richter even though he's the poster boy. but i couldn't outright hate him either because he was barely there lol

^ most egregious dialogue was undoubtedly from richter though. not sure if it was the writing or the voice actor(sorry man), or both.

plot is completely unrelated to anything castlevania but was intriguing enough on its own

again the divine bloodlines mix is really good. i was just listening to that on repeat when the trailer released lol. there's other music in the show that's good too, edouard's singer in particular is great

lore is ALSO completely, totally unrelated to castlevania. i was very out of my depth. certain things i thought i knew about belmonts, witches, vampires and even forgemasters were absolutely useless here

^ gods?? there are gods in this one? i could NOT tell you how a forgemaster is supposed to work in this one

^ the lore difference is most jarring thing honestly i am still dazed

lack of robbie belgrade surprisingly jarring which is my own fault lol

no toilet humour which is a plus for me. all of the humour (if any, there really wasn't much) was pretty inoffensive

i have never watched the first 4 seasons. will watch nocturne s2 with my friend

byebye

#mine #netflix #nfcv #like i said before it's not exactly my thing just in general but it's not bad either #as i have been i'll reblog fanart as i see and like it + tag it appropriately but i probably won't seek it out myself #i was fine going into nocturne but i'm going to eventually watch s1-4 with my friend which... i am less prepared for lol

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wygolvillage · 2 years

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the funniest people in the world are people who hate netflixvania for being “too woke”

#congratulations now youre just as annoying as nfcv fans.#we may be fellow haters but we will never be allies. goodbye

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beevean · 3 months

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Carmilla: rants about there being discrimination against women in Dracula's court

Meanwhile

Dracula when Carmilla insults him and his dead wife in front of everyone: Well ok I'll let it slide

Dracula when Godbrand makes a valid point: The fuck did you say to me you fuck!?

Well there's discrimination all right

clearly, Dracula jugs that Respect Woman Juice because he's such a loving husbando <3 /s

I'll never be over Carmilla's out of nowhere "There are perhaps four other women in this castle and they all glare from the edges, either disempowered by posturing man-children or too paralysed by sheer fucking rage to do anything"

one, there are only three women in the castle, Carmilla being one of them. two, ah yes, the sheer fucking rage of the most tragic victims of sexism in the story, these randos right here

I remember when they were about to save the day, but the Evil Penis-Endowed Men told them to shut up and cook blood in the kitchen because they're just women <3

well I would remember, if they bothered to be characters.

Then again, NFCV's idea of showing Carmilla's abuse at the hands of a man is a flashback that only depicts her killing her master like a true #girlboss, because god forbid we see her in any other light. Why bother actually showing us the pain she went through and fuels her ever-growing rage, when she can just talk about how she deserves to take stuff from stupid old men like the most shallow parody of a radfem? 🙃

something something the abused woman is always shown in a strong light and are only told in passing of her weak moments such as her having nightmares (?), while the abused men are humiliated and fetishized. gotta do the big think on this 🤔

#anti netflixvania #yeah i also have thoughts about carmilla #she should have been like ratigan imo #keeping a cool calculated façade but always with this boiling rage inside her #and i'm perfectly okay with her reacting to her trauma with rage i don't mean that i want to see her cry #but making her go all “men bad” is hard to take seriously #it feels political just for the sake of being political without actually delivering a message #especially since nfcv doesn't show sexism even among the stupid ignorant backward humans #in berserk casca couldn't walk two steps without being reminded of her gender and sadly it makes sense for the setting

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the-crow-binary · 5 months

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Obvious ask for Leon abt the Current Topic is obvious

FINE.

THERE YOU GO. BEFORE I GET ASKED FOR EVERY SINGLE MALE CV CHARACTER. (i swear if y'all ask for Shaft-)

Of course with Mathias being a bratty bottom, you should expect a domtop Leon to complete (😏) him. ❤️ My guy did not cut off ties with the Church, saying goodbye to his whole life and wealth in order to save his beloved, went through hell and fought all those monsters and his own vampire Lord just to be perceive as a submissive bottom who can't use his sword. Smh. 🙄 This man led an army into battles, guys. And made them win every single one. 🙄 He knows how to use that knightly bod of his. 😏

(Threw little Gabby and Dracul in the mix for me friend @monochromatictoad ❤️)

Dracula is so far below 100 we can't even see him ❤️