eccentric party night and genuine revelation were two extremely good mvs for different reasons but a shared reason is that they made me feel the need to lie on the ground for five years

an apology for too much non-oscar content 🫶🫶

hits the disinformation machine with a bat a big bat a big heavy lead-core thick wood bat kablam whack whack whack whack whack. miguel ohara does not have "spider instincts," he has never in even one piece of official material ever had nor experienced the phenomenon that fandom colloquially refers to as "spider instincts," okay, that concept is entirely and 100% a fandom-born headcanon that people created post-ATSV as an excuse to write the guy as a stupid Feral Brown Beast-Man caricature . lord have mercy. it takes. two seconds of research 2 not perpetuate racist malarkey. do better

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | 2007 | dir. David Yates

just remembered edizzy mutual love confessions happened in canon

Happy Valentine's Day! Have this clip of Con being sleazily sexy playing a cheating slut in Learners.

(Gifs here.)

i'm not over how fucking Baffled crowley's "wha?" sounded in the scene where he's complaining about aziraphale's questionable french and nina interjects with "bravo". he goes absolutely slack-jawed.

like this is their Private Banter Time, and you're telling him that other people can hear them? In Public? unreasonable expectation. rude, even.

and then the pose he strikes afterwards to look Cool and Aloof and Not At All Invested in the conversation is so dramatic, just look at him.

you're not saving yourself here, bub, you were caught in 4k acting married on a busy street corner. harlot behavior.

Thinking about the INSANE moral grey area of the thg victors at the minute,, these scared, small children killed 23 (or 47) other equally scared, small children in order to make it out alive. Every year afterwards the wound that is the games gets ripped open and they have to go about closing it up all over again. They can never escape the blood of the other scared little kids on their hands. They are being punished by the Capitol, made to watch other kids do what they did, for something the Capitol made them do in the first place. If they want the kids to die because they don't want them suffering the way a victor does for the rest of their lives, then they're uncaring & complicit in the tributes death. If they get the kids out, they're signing the tribute up for a life of misery. No winning. No moral high ground. Just a train ride that never stops.

top tier testimonial

"The world should have protected you, but you have been asked to protect it. What an honour... what an injustice."

me: :D

MDZS:

me: :(

ngkgkgkgk she is mirroring what river told him

"if you've ever loved me, say it like you're going to come back"

i am going to throw myself into the nearest volcano i am deeply, deeply UNWELL

My muses' first reaction to falling in love:

This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I need to die: Lyney, Heizou, Subject Two, Sethos, Toma, Lewin, Langris, Rhya, Nikolai, Ango, Eric, Devit, A, Tobias, Aventurine, Yeong-gi, Soma, Naotora, Aijiro, Mikito, Gear, Lawless

I'm anxious but glad about it: ? Lmfaooo

thinking about willow/faith parallels again

is he trying to murder us? because i am on the fucking floor and not getting up 

charles for apm monaco

I feel like anyone upset over the boys being in happy healthy relationships just don’t get bitches

exactly !! just say you're bitchless and petty and move on like 😭 if anything i'm happy they're in relationships like why wouldn’t i be ?? people need to start remembering they don't own these idols in any capacity and they have the right to have their own private lives outside of work JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !!