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ada7201 · 4 months

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How about the Blue Lock female player Unohana reader scaring the shit out of the Kaiser and Ness?

hii ♡ i hope this is fine, i had a bit of trouble coming up with ideas (；ω；)

“she’s scary!”

Kaiser, Ness x female reader

★ part 1 ★ part 2 ★ part 3

warning:

a lot of swearing!

as you walked down the hallway, all ready and dressed for the upcoming match, you bumped into a - wall?

your eyes drift upwards, until they land on none other than Michael Kaiser.

“oh, sorry.” you smile politely, stepping away from him. “i didn’t mean to do that.”

his sharp blue eyes glared down at you, before he let out a scoff.

“whatever.” he’d mumble, a shoulder brushing past your as he walked away from you.

your eyes darkened slightly, before you sighed.

you can’t get angry before a match, now can you?

“y/n! get over here!” one of your teammates would call out for you, waving.

the rest of the morning wasn’t that challenging, with you and your team warming up before the match started.

and finally, the moment you have been waiting for.

your steps were soft against the floor, but as soon as you entered the field; your body seemed to get heavy. heavy with determination. no, a feeling stronger than that.

ego.

your eyes drifted across the field, before landing on Kaiser.

you couldn’t wait to fucking crush him.

“y/n, let’s try not to break the ball like you did during practice.” a teammate leaned down to whisper in your ear. “you’ve got the spirit, but you’re quite fired up today. did something happen?”

you turned your head to the player, a confused scowl on your face which quickly shut them up.

as soon as the whistle was blown, both you and Kaiser ran for the ball.

you managed to get the ball first, darting pats Kaiser as he growled. how fucking dare you!

he was quick to run back after you, eyes narrowing as he watched you.

SLAM!

your foot slammed down on the ball once again as you passed to a teammate, before you turned your body around to glare at Kaiser.

“you bitch.” he’d mumble, before chasing after the ball.

“what a fucking loser.” your voice was full, bored, even.

you sighed, watching as Kaiser ran towards you - you assumed he was aiming to score.

your foot slithered between his and the ball, taking it from him, before you ran right past him.

“get off the field if you’re going to act like an eager child.” your soft lips would mutter as you dashed towards the goal.

SLAM!

y/n scores the first goal of the game!

1 - 0, __ in the lead!

Kaiser couldn’t help but roll his eyes, how dare you?

he’ll teach you a lesson.

well, that’s what he thought.

Ness was a bit behind Kaiser, watching the way his expression was more - angry than usual.

was it that girl?

Ness had to admit, you weee pretty intimidating. maybe almost on the same level as Kaiser!

“what the fuck do you think you’re doing? day dreaming during a game?”

“s-sorry, Kaiser!” Ness would apologise, only for his eyes to look up and be met either your looking figure.

“Kaiser? you mistook me for that coward?” you seethe, darkened eyes glaring down at him. “move.”

he couldn’t help but obey, letting you whip past him and score, once again.

“Ness! what do you think you’re doing?!” Kaiser would scold, however he kept his eyes on your form.

the game was a long, drawn out match of you terrorising every player you passed.

“oh, look. it’s the peasant who calls himself an Emperor.” you scoff, glaring at him through the corner of your eyes before chasing after your teammate, who then passed to you.

Kaiser had just about enough of you!

he took a heavy step, before chasing after you with eyes full of ego.

“get back here.” he hissed, only for it to fall on deaf ears as you -

SLAM!

y/n scores once again! 6 - 3! __ is in the lead!

by the end of the match, your team had won.

Kaiser’s hand twitched, and as he held it up he realised that he was shaking.

his eyes shook, limbs trembling.

it had been so long since he felt defeat.

Ness watched in horror as you grinned in victory, as if you didn’t just… shatter their team.

he couldn’t bring himself to say anything, though.

you were scarier than Kaiser.

#bllk x reader #bllk x you #blue lock #bllk #bllk x y/n #kaiser x you #michael kaiser x you #bllk kaiser #kaiser x reader #michael kaiser #ness blue lock #ness alexis #alexis ness #ness x reader

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birdybomb · 7 months

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~"Do as I say, raise your arms, you’ve got no choice. Get down on your knees! ei ei ya"~

Paralive x bllk (3/8) [Amprule x Bastards] Kaiser/Ness

#bllk #blue lock #micheal kaiser #kaiser #kaiser blue lock #ness #alexis ness #ness blue lock #kainess #paradox live #paralive #amprule

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bkblaise · 25 days

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aesterblaster · 2 months

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Bad Dogs Can Learn New Tricks

Which Blue Lock Characters Have Gone To Therapy, In My Humble Opinion. (+ Who Desperately Needs To But Hasn't + Who Might In The Future)

Warnings: Some spoilers for way past the U-20 Arc, also not an extensive list of characters, honestly kind of funny. I wasn't trying to be TOO serious

Songs: Falling Behind / Laufey , The Main Character / Will Wood , Nothing's New / Rio Romeo

Has Gone To Therapy And Loves Their Therapist Gang

-Anri, There is no way she is able to have that much patience and take that much shit from corporate without having a therapist. I think she uses like 1/5th of her paycheck on books about improving your life and stuff like that LMAO. Her therapist is also a woman so it helps her to have someone who understands her frustrations with not really getting credit despite being one of the founders of Blue Lock. Also sometimes she gets worried she's unethical towards the boys so that weighs on her.

-Kenyu, Look it's still in progress ok? He was just starting before he came to Blue Lock. Once he realized he was going to lose his vision he started working with a professional and found it really helpful. In fact they were the one who encouraged him to go after Blue Lock in the first place. One of the reasons he was so quick to say sorry to Isagi is because he has those #coping skills.

-Gagumaru, After having a run in with a bear in the woods he kept having nightmares and his parents made him go to therapy. Well it was kindddd of therapy..it was a hippie who's a family friend. That doesn't mean he doesn't know grounding techniques. He even taught Naruhaya how to calm down from a panic attack once. But yeah, he doesn't really tell people that he went to therapy

-Snuffy, After his best friend's death he went to therapy ASAP. The type to only call his therapist once every 5 months and still have a rock solid relationship with them. His therapist helped him break his womanizing habit and realize that he's enough all on his own. 100% did some soul searching and stepped away from the scene. He also combined the therapist with a personal trainer to really max out his healing process. 100/10 dude for it.

"I Have Gone To Therapy And It Didn't Work" Crew

-Chigiri, Similar to Kenyu, his parents thought he might need some mental health help after the trauma of thinking he'd never be an athlete again. But he was one of those cold shoulder my mom is forcing me to do this cases. He never actually worked through what he might do if this whole thing falls through. Also snarkiness 100, his therapist almost quit because he was so insulting to them. Chigiri just felt ashamed that his parents even thought he should go in the first place and convinced his sister to also beg them to stop taking him lmao.

-Isagi, Okay at some point his parents realize he takes faliure wayyy too hard and tried to get him in therapy. When he talked to the therapist though the dude was like "Yeah, he's just competitive. Nothing wrong here." Alas, he's been masking for so long that he's incapable of revealing his issues to anyone who hasn't known him for 3 years or plays sports with him. Also, he convinced himself he doesn't need it and then idly imagines just going apeshit and killing his enemies to cope with stress...like bro...

-Noa, Why do you think he gets along with Isagi? All jokes aside, his PR people probably asked him to do it and he went and then secretly never went back. It honestly didn't work because he wasn't willing to give it a chance. And still isn't!!!! Would rather backflip off of a yacht than tell someone in a lounge chair about how growing up in intense poverty still haunts him sometimes, makes him question his worth and avoid conflict in day to day life. Sometimes he wonders if one day he'll wake up and find out it was all a dream....But nah he doesn't need therapy!

-Oliver, He was soooo close to actually getting his mental health in check but then his therapist retired. After that he got another really seasoned one and saw the amount of case files in his desk and just felt like a straight up burden. One of those "other people have it worse" and "it is what it is" guys. He's very open about his emotions and feelings so he just talks to his friends when he's really struggling. (Even though Sendou never says the right things-) Like yeah it's their job but why bug these nice people when sex?? Why talk about issues in sessions when he can get drunk or go train for 4 hours??? Riddle him that?

The "I Need Therapy And I Know It" Team

-Ness, He has so many fucking issues. Honestly, despite his devout worship of Kaiser he does realize that his behavior isn't quite healthy or normal. Dude tries to show you a funny video on his phone and all of his ads are for Betterhelp. Genuinely trying to figure out a diagnosis. Yes he has looked up all sorts of personality disorders and no he doesn't think he has any of them (He has at least two). But again, Ness is self aware enough to know that some help or someone to talk to who sees him as an actual human being would be nice.

-Niko, He cannonicaly describes himself as very very introverted and nerdy, also he hides his face. Tell me you were bullied in school or at least had an extremely traumatizing incident without telling me. Kind of never had anyone, just people who hung around because of his soccer skill or avoided him like the plague. He is that guy who will rant about "society" online for hours and fantasize about moving to a different country thinking he'd get better treatment there. Cripplingly lonely and self conscious at the end of the day, in all honesty. Also he genuinely wants a therapist but just can't afford one.

-Hiori, Obviously his parents are the ones who stop him. He tries to go and his mom realizes where he's making her drive him and swerves off. Even when he gets his license, you just know they're tracking everywhere he goes. He doesn't have enough privacy to really get better like that, Hiori has to wait until he moves out. Still genuinely fucked up by the fact that Gagumaru has gotten therapy and he hasn't. Just listens to emo music and plays video games and pretends that that fixes everything. He's totally releasing a top-selling book about his horrible childhood after Blue Lock.

-Bachira, Is he outgoing and silly? Yes. Does he need better coping skills? Also yes. Men will tell you the most horrible and traumatizing childhood memories about getting jumped and then laugh it off, and it's him, Bachira is men. He ties to brush off his trauma with humor but it never really works. He knows that he genuinely needs to talk to someone other than Isagi or his mom about the Monster and how it was by his side for so long. But also never goes through with getting professional help, just thinks about it sometimes.

The "What's Therapy? Fuck You!" Group

-Kaiser, Oh god, don't even suggest it to him. I headcannon that mental illness kind of runs in his family. He's watched family members be taken away for being too out there and openly mentally ill so he has a reason to not trust doctors. Just associates therapy and things like it with abusive institutions. If he told a therapist all of his issues, he'd probably be sent to a psyche ward. Just the threat of being sent there single handedly kept him from killing himself or talking about his feelings when he was younger. He will continue to just be slightly abusive to the people around him thank you very much.

-Ego, Bro's got the government banning him from soccer and you think he's thinking of therapy? When Anri tells him he needs it offhand, he's like, revenge is my therapy. Insane as fuck but thinks that it's a good thing. He is not willing to talk about his issues to anyone, but especially not someone who will write it all down. Genuinely ruined a few relationships in his past because the main people he attracts are the "I Can Fix Him" people and it just never works. Suprisingly unself aware for how much he analyzes others.

-Barou, His main issue is just shame and failed gifted kid syndrome. But as soon as he's back up he's convinced he doesn't need help. Barou suffers from really high highs and really low lows but he also has the mental fortitude to handle it. He is a well adjusted and kind enough person outside of the soccer field so he never considers that he needs therapy. When he feels bad about himself he hits the gym but he's never really opened up to anyone and he sure isn't going to start once he gets more famous. Especially when he's seen as one of the best right now, can't risk his reputation.

-Rin, He's would rather gut himself with a sword than admit that his mental illness doesn't make him a cool loner wolf and just a lonely person who hasn't healed his inner child. Kind of just wants someone to baby him and tell him everything's going to be alright but in the mean time his barriers are up 24/7. He disdains therapy, thinks that he'd just be seen as a pay check and he kind of isn't wrong. Rin would rather pay money for expensive cleats than spend it for someone to suggest him breathing exercises. He also had a traumacore phase, but he'd rather not talk about it.

#every once in a blue moon my brain works #blue lock #bllk #blue lock headcannons #bllk headcannon #bllk anime #feel free to add on in tags #rin bllk #isagi yoichi #barou blue lock #ego jinpachi #kaiser michael #bachira bllk #hiori yo #niko ikki #ness blue lock #bluelock #chigiri blue lock #bllk fanfic

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grissdarling · 5 months

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SUKI SUKI DAISUKI

#alexis ness #blue lock #bluelock #bllk #ness blue lock #bastard munchen #kainess #my art #doodles

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k1yamaluvskaiser · 6 months

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is anyone gonna write lactating kink!ness for nnn or am i gonna have to do that shit myself

#bllk #blue lock #bllk x reader #blue lock x reader #rin itoshi #blue lock x you #blue lock headcanons #blue lock imagines #ness #alexis ness #ness smut #alexis ness smut #ness with a lactating kink #ness bllk #ness blue lock #alexis ness bllk #alexis ness blue lock #nnn #no nut november

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kurobachisagi · 5 months

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logic vs. creativity: vague kainess theory (spoilers for ch 242-243)

after reading their backstory chapters, it's interesting to see how different they started out in comparison to how they act and how kaiser treats ness currently.

in particular.....

when they met, kaiser's intent was to team up with ness so he could play better, specifically he wants to aid ness's creativity.

but earlier, in ch218, we see kaiser talking in a way that seems contradictory to this.

now, he specifically doesn't want ness's creativity.

their dynamic in general is also much different, much more unhealthy, than how we see it in their backstory. I don't think anything actually happened between the two of them that caused kaiser's change in view or that caused him to start treating ness so much worse, I think it's their own team and noa's team philosophy that caused it.

bastard munchen is based solely on logic and rationality, contrary to ness's creativity and his belief in magic, and I think joining the team might be the worst thing that happened to his and kaiser's relationship.

I suspect noa/the team might have ended up treating ness's mindset similarly to how his family did, from "there's no magic in my house" -> "there's no magic/creativity on this team." I imagine that's what changed kaiser and ness's dynamic. Kaiser can't aid ness anymore, because he doesn't align with the team philosophy. Instead, the team revolves around kaiser, who will go along with the team philosophy, and ness is reduced to being the one to aid kaiser instead, since he's the only person on the team he cares about. They still have the same goal together, but ness's creativity can't blossom at all anymore due to their team, so he only plays for kaiser and what he tells him to do.

#their insane fucked up dynamic really makes so much more sense now when you think about it ......#i hope theres another backstory chapter or a flashback during the next match or smth #because i really want to see what it was that changed their dynamic ............#i want to see the conflict between ness's magic and the team of ultimate rationality...... its so interesting #kainess #bllk #blue lock #blue lock spoilers #bllk spoilers #michael kaiser #alexis ness #ness blue lock #kaiser blue lock #noel noa

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