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thenanbakacorner · 8 months

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Hi, can I request the reaction of the four supervisors after waking up from a dream lived where they had a family and their dream life with the (female) reader? I melt when imagining the baffled and shy reaction that one of them could take

Daww, yisss, this is an adorable idea!!

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🦍 Hajime 🦍

The second he wakes up and registers what he just dreamt about, he's blinking in shock and slowly getting a bit red in the face

He slowly sits up after a few minutes of silence pass and he pinches his nosebridge, eyes closing as he huffs and murmurs under his breath in embarrassment

"Fuckin' hell.."

Key moments from his dream replay back in his head, like you and him getting married, settling down in a small house, and your firstborn coming into the world

He's never had a dream quite like that, let alone one so vivid

It takes him close to a half hour before he's able to stop thinking about it (Mostly, at least), get out of bed and get ready for work, just barely not being late to clock in

🐒 Samon🐒

The dream of you and him living together, happily married with two small children felt so real

When he wakes up, he is first confused at the sudden change of atmosphere, then when he registers that it was just a dream, he's quickly getting bright red

He can't believe he just had a dream like that!

His hands find their way to his face and he lets out a drawn out groan, rubbing his fingers against his temples

"Geez.."

He whispers, trying desperately to cool the heat in his cheeks enough to get himself out of bed and ready for work

🐕 Kenshirou 🐕

Out of the rest of the supervisors, Kenshirou is the most red-faced when he wakes up from the dream of you two living your best lives together

"Oh my god."

Is the first thing he mutters when reality sets in, sitting up and gripping the blankets on his lap in a death grip as he stares off into space, wide eyed

He can't help but think about the key points of the dream, like your wedding, your first child, and your second a few years after

Hands fly to his face, embarrassed steam practically billowing off of him

He ends up thinking about it for so long that he's late for work, and has to blame his late arrival on traffic

🦚 Kiji 🦚

When he wakes up, he takes a second to blink and just register what he had just dreamt of

A glamorous, over-the-top wedding, a fancy three story house, and three children coming over the years afterward..

He soon gets the biggest, stupidest grin of his life along with faintly red cheeks and puts a hand to his face, chuckling to himself

"Goodness me.."

While he felt a smidge of embarrassment, he couldn't lie that the dream was rather wonderful.

Now he wonders when and how exactly he could make this dream a reality.. the sooner the better, at that!

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sara-frog13 · 8 months

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This gorilla has small problems with biology

#nanbaka manga #nanbaka #nambaka #nanbaka anime #nanbaka hajime #hajime sugoroku #nanbaka hajime sugoroku

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qeggyinjail · 8 months

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“Thank you everyone . . . for being my friends.”

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 month

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Hi! Is it okay to request nanbaka?

Could you do where Reader, is an Inmate and has an animal companion, (A/n) the Gorilla? (A/n)- Animal's name

Romantic: Hajime Sugoroku Platonic: Guards and Inmates from building 5 (your choice, if you want to add)

Reader and (A/n) have been inseparable since they were little and in childhood. their dynamic/relationship is kinda like Disney Aladdin and Abu or Tarzan/Mowgli

(A/n) has a similar personality (and probably abilities) as the Supervisor (Hajime). And known for being caring and protective yet somewhat Child-like and can be aggressive to men, who are 'interested' in Reader. (also you can add this, if you want; (A/n) can kill or make 'accidents' that even S/o and others didn't/don't know how happens)

Reader and (A/n) origin: (you can change this if you want and it is kinda of based on this, https://youtu.be/vP5gkfLcdKE?si=Co3wmMWLvUqosQag )

Reader and (A/n) were orphans and adopted by their Master, who's a boss of the circus or other. They had a very close bond, as they helped and trusted each other while living under their greedy master.

As they got older and became young adults, they became a bit of a celebrity and their Master became aggressive and blinded by greed.

Reader is motherly and somewhat innocent/naive, even enduring the pain/abuse, and (A/n) becomes more defensive, aware, and caring for S/o.

In the middle of their performance and in front of the audience, something happens, that causes the accident of Reader, that's near death. The Master doesn't care Reader, he asks for applause which the audience does, while (A/n) watches everything, then he snaps and plots revenge

The next day for the performance, as the audience is waiting, the performance starts but shows the Master in the cage, (A/n) appears, and he 'performs' with/ the Master

(A/n) returns to Reader, who somehow survives. Then the Police and others came for (A/n), but (A/n) And Reader didn't want to be separated so they arrested them both, despite Reader's innocence at the death of her Master, she wanted to be with her only friend, (A/n), as (A/n) vows to protects and sticks with her throughout her life, even in prison

The Present Reader survives, and still has the same personality but becomes slow, klutzy, and a less active but tries to. (A/n) as her sort of support companion

(Thank you! and I'm sorry if this is complicated, but it's okay to reject this request)

-You were one of the guards of Building 13 of Nanba Prison, you were regarded as the ‘favorite’ of the prisoners, mainly because you were so motherly and doting on them, treating them like human beings, and not as lowly prisoners.

-Hajime couldn’t stand it when Cell 13 would escape, as he would chase them all over the building, along with Yamato who would laugh the whole time, if you were out and about, you led them back to their cell like ducklings! You just had to hold their hands and lead them back and they wouldn’t fight you at all!

-When Hajime wasn’t in the mood, mainly if his stomach was acting up, he would just send you and your partner out to round them up.

-Now, while Cell 13 and the other prisoners all adored you, they were all afraid of Lala, a massive gorilla, one that was easily four times the size of normal gorillas, who was your best friend, as you had been friends since you were both kids.

-You both grew up in the circus, working under a cruel circus master who wouldn’t hesitate to beat you, since he couldn’t to Lala, who grew up very quickly, and was deemed a threat, so when Lala would act up, you would be the one beaten, to keep Lala in line.

-It wasn’t until a terrible accident, one that almost cost you your life, that Lala finally fought back. The master was furious, as in his eyes, you ruined the show, not caring that you were clinging to life, so when he tried to beat you, Lala fought back, killing him.

-When authorities arrived, they were going to kill Lala, thinking she was dangerous, but when they saw you in her arms, barely clinging to life, they calmed and managed to calm her enough to get you treatment and you were both rescued.

-You and Lala were always together, you were partners, both of you were guards, and while you were the gentle sweet one, Lala wouldn’t hesitate if she thought you were threatened. There had been quite a few ‘accidents’ not only with prisoners but with guards as well, who were either rude or mean to you.

-As you were smiling at others, looking like warm sunshine, there was a figure cloaked in darkness, red eyes gleaming from the shadows behind you, a silent warning looming.

-Hajime liked Lala, as he saw her as a hard worker, easily able to wrangle rowdy prisoners, and Hajime liked your work ethic, as you were usually in the office, doing all the paperwork for the building, as you were very efficient.

-You were in charge of taking Nico and the rest of his cell mates to Nico’s checkups, as long as they behaved, but they always did for you, that’s why Hajime gave that job to you.

-Nico is the only one that Lala deemed okay, allowing him to hold your hand, as she saw him as a child, but if one of the others tried to take your hand, she was making sure they felt her icy glare, warning them.

-Lala would never do anything if they did nothing to you, like if they just held your hand, she was fine, but if someone were to grab you, not these four who knew better, they were asking for a shattered arm.

-The appointments and the journeys would always be uneventful, as many who would see a seven-foot-tall gorilla with an attitude problem with everyone but you was a pretty good deterrent.

-Hajime would never say it out loud, but he was impressed with your acrobatic skills, things you kept from the circus, despite being unable to do too much at once, at least without Lala’s help.

-There had been a breakout, not Cell 13 who were curious about what was going on, but it happened while you were with them at one of Nico’s appointments.

-You told them to stay with the doctors as you ran out with Lala, but they were quick to follow as Hajime shouted your name, pointing you towards those who broke out.

-You grabbed a rope from a nearby construction project near the clinic and you ran for the bridge to swing as you shouted, “Lala!” she just grunted and grabbed the end of the rope and you ran for the backside of the bridge, propelling you the opposite way as you swung, easily letting go and sailing through the sky.

-Cell 13 were in awe, all of them with bright sparkly eyes as they cheered and you landed in front of the escapees who had seen Hajime, running from him.

-One of them smirked, “Get out of the way babe, or we’ll take you hostage!” He ran at you, seeing you weren’t moving before a wall of fur dropped down between him and you, as Lala had charged once you let the rope go.

-She growled darkly, showing off her fangs as the escapees all screamed, hugging each other before Hajime arrived, whacking each of them on the head as he gave you a nod, “Good job Y/N, and Lala you as well!”

-You beamed, feeling happy for the praise as you admired Hajime, not so much in the romantic way, but he was someone you looked up to. You knew that Warden Momoko liked Hajime, which you thought was cute, and that’s why she paid you a little extra of her own personal money for pictures of Hajime during a normal day, minus the escapes of course.

-You hugged Lala, praising her after she turned and she huffed through her nose, looking proud as she adjusted her hat and patted your head, praising you before you hung from her back, arms around her neck as she swung to get back up to Cell 13 who immediately swarmed you with questions, looking elated at your skills.

-You couldn’t help but giggle, thinking they were cute, while Lala huffed softly again, allowing it, as they weren’t asking rude questions, as you led them back to their cell, telling them about the circus you and Lala grew up in together, happy that everything ended peacefully.

#nanbaka jyugo #nanbaka hajime #nanbaka nico #nanbaka uno #nanbaka rock #nanbaka x reader

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nanbakaxuuuu · 3 months

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This isn't a request, but I just wanted to write this down really quickly. It's just a little drabble. I think I saw someone else do this but I can't remember who or what it was for!!

Thank you to everyone who's requested so far!! I'll try my best to get everyone's request asap! ❤️

Safe For Work, general fluff I suppose

Imagine being Hajime's partner, and studying human anatomy for school.

You're sitting in his lap, hunched over as he lays down under you shirtless. His arms are stretched out and his hands hang off the bed. His muscles twitch every now and then from the coldness of your hands as they slowly trace his muscles.

He's looking up at your face, watching as your eyes follow the curve of his muscular pecs to his abdomen. The marker you had in your hand was also cold, writing random notes down on his skin as a reminder to you. He felt like he was in heaven, the pressure was nice and the way your hands and the marker drew across his skin felt like a much needed, but very light, massage.

The two of you had been in that position for well over an hour, his entire torso was proof of that as it was covered in marker with notes and names of muscles; you had explained in the beginning. He never went to another school after highschool, just kinda went straight into the prison for training, so watching you study for exams was interesting to him. Plenty of times he'd heard you complain about the confusion of anatomy, and so when you came to him and asked to practice for an upcoming exam on the torso, he accepted. He didn't expect to end up like this, but he wasn't complaining. It was an interesting way of studying, but whatever helped you remember, he never really studied in highschool so he couldn't judge.

Even with your hair hanging over your face a little, he could see the blush on your face every time his muscles flexed, the way your hands first shook while lightly grazing his pecs, the way your eyes wouldn't look anywhere but the side table for the first few seconds after he had taken off his shirt and laid down. It was your idea, why were you so nervous? He wanted to tease, but decided against it as soon after you relaxed and started working.

The only noise was a little fan on his side table and your silent mutters to yourself. He could make out what you were muttering for the most part, but couldn't understand what you were saying so he just let it be. If you ever needed another study session of the anatomy again, he'd be more than willing to be your little helper again.

#x reader #nanbaka x reader #nanbaka #nanbaka hajime #hajime sugoroku #hajime x reader #hes so silly guys

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tev-rainbow · 11 months

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I NEED NANBAKA FICS PLEASE

Please please pleaseeee! If ANYONE has a good Uno fic to recommend me send it to me because I am starving for this man (TvT)

💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

(Look at how sexy this man is dear lord)

Please... Please I want more fics about my British boy...And smut because I am a degenerate-

💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

If anyone has fics or wants to write one, you are the most welcomed! 😭😭😭

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falling-star-cygnus · 4 months

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~ooh~ you wanna watch Nanbaka so bad ~ooh~ here's some dub moments that i think are pretty funny :D

"I was beaten into a coma!" <- Jyugo "Yeah, well- my body's pretty sore too >:(" <- Uno, after Jyugo came back from solitary

"DON'T PULL MY HAIR UNTIL WE AGREE ON A FRICKIN SAFEWORD! GET OFF ME!" *funky music plays* <- Uno, not realizing his hair was being tugged on by a surveillance doll

*jyugo, uno, and nico fall through the floor after laughing at a caged Hajime* "...that's what you get." <- Hajime, flipping them off after they fall out of sight "You should be worried, damnit! 😭" <- Nico, Uno, and Jyugo

"Obviously not. We're like- double in prison. Hence the cuffs 🙄" <- Upa

"Dude, thats... so not nice 😟" <- Uno "Shit happens, man 😒" <- Jyugo, on the subject of someone else's murder

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phantomwitch16 · 6 months

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So I just learned the Nanbaka ending. Safe to say that it was not what i expected and I wanna talk about it :,)

Warning to the many people who have not been able to make it past chapter 192 or only watched the anime, the majority of what i know is from TikTok's, the comments of the vids and what i've pulled together by myself and what i've seen on Pinterest. Plus, despite my like for the series, I don't know much, its been a few years since I've done anything with the series , there is a cut off point with the manga and even then i don't know if it was in any particular order.

When i first started the series, I felt like i had a good idea of where the series was going. Like as the series would progress, we learn the pasts and motivations of the main cast, like Uno, Rock, Nico and the others, while seeing Jyugo learn about the shackles and the man on the scar. Then at the end, some shenanigans results in our main cast of idiotic prisoners being released early or finishing off their sentences in around a year or two. but because they either grew attached to the prison or liked the perks of working there (annoying Hajime, anime and food), they decide to go back and become guards of building 13. With Jyugo possibly doing something like this each day.

But that didn't happen. Instead we get something a lot more different than what I originally imagined.

In the end of the series, we learn a lot about Jyugo's backstory, how he and the boys first me and more about the man who shackled him. As it turns out, Jyugo was never friends with Uno, Rock and Nico. They met him but they weren't friends, I think. Initally, I didn't think that he even met them before the start of the series until finding some of the fan translated pics of the manga on Pinterest (Search Nanmaka manga ending Jyugo and you should find something, just find one and keep on scrolling). All the memories that Jyugo had with them were fake ones that were inputted by the clone of the man with the scar/his biological grandfather, i.e. this guy, Hiiro, I think is his name. Hiiro with black hair, scar guy with white guy down here 👇

I'm not entirely clear on what they were planning initially but Hiiro was the one who inputted the memories and orchestrated him going to Namba and becoming friends with the three, who possibly have at least met them individually at tone point. From what I am aware, Jyugo was the clone of Mashiro Mutsuki's (Scar man), grandson who alongside his daughter's, Touko, Jyugo's mother. She died while she was pregnant with Jyugo and Mashiro kept her body so that she could be cloned and give birth to Jyugo.

There were bit and pieces of Jyugo's childhood, with him and Hiiro. And Jyugo was nothing like how he was during the series. He was serious, had no general emotions and all that and i think his clone body was falling apart or he was sort of shapeshifting. He only became somewhat normal and acts similar to how he does to the series when he put the shackles on.

But the shackles had another function and it was to repress his memories and powers. Specifically his memories with Hiiro, the scar man and what his friends did to him. Uno, Nico and Rock were brought in to teach Jyugo how to live in order to be released from prison and gain their freedom. And kill him some time before the series started. This was part of Hiiro’s plan but I’m not too sure about his reasoning. They did that, and when the shackles are gone we see the evidence of it on Jyugo's neck.

All this makes looking back on previous adventures quite differently. In short they were never his friends for a time but did grow close in the time afterwards and began to feel guilt for what they did to him. They eventually come to talk to Jyugo about it and apologise but at this point, it was too late. Jyugo remembers everything when the shackles break and is practically reverted to his previous state. And it leads to a bitter confrontation that leaves the three shaken. As seen below 👇

I'm not sure to what degree of involvement Nanba Prison and the staff there had. By all accounts, its seems that Hajime and the other guards were just as or even more in the dark than Jyugo. Upon finding him, Hajime treats him like he's always has.

The only moderately positive thing and relatively Jyugo related thing that the reverted Jyugo does is that he has a brief interaction with Hajime’s cat who he says goodbye to.

In the end, Jyugo disappeared from the prison with a splatter of blood left behind, leaving apparently with his grandfather. Then that's it. A very WTF kind of ending for a comedic series. It...honestly not what i expected. Beautiful art stuff, yes. WTF moments, yes. Hilarity, yes. A very bitter ending with barely any sweetness in it…neat.

#nanbaka #nanbaka jyugo #nanbaka nico #nanbaka uno #nanbaka rock #nanbaka hajime #nanbaka ending #nanbaka manga #jyugo

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sara-frog · 8 months

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When you are the oldest in the family

#nanbaka #nanbaka manga #hajime sugoroku #nanbaka hajime #nanbaka hajime sugoroku #hajime nanbaka #hitoshi sugoroku #sugoroku Hitoshi #Nanbaka hitoshi #nanbaka anime

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lolis1n · 10 months

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My favorite Jyugo panels

#nanbaka #nanbaka jyugo #jyugo #nanbaka uno #nanbaka nico #nanbaka rock #nanbaka hajime #nanbaka manga #nanbaka spoilers #nanbaka samon #nanbaka art #nanbaka liang #nanbaka musashi #nanbaka qi #nanbaka trois #nanbaka the numbers #nanbaka upa

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thenanbakacorner · 4 months

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Hello! I'm glad to see you here again I hope you're well ^^ I was wondering if I could request some headcanons of Hajime, Upa, Liang and Samon from a female reader who gets along very well with children. As if one day they found her consoling or playing with the son of any guard and they simply caught baby fever. Thanks.

Sure thing!! I love writing stuff about kiddos,,

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🦍 Hajime 🦍

Hajime never really entertained the idea of children. For one, the two of you were already busy as it was with work, and Hajime never really thought he'd be great dad material. But boy, does that change one fateful day..

It's a usual day at work and his usual business, making his rounds around the building to make sure everyone's staying in line, traps are working, etcetera.

As he makes his way through a hallway he picks up on the sound of a child crying nearby. Heading to the fork in the halls and turning right, he sees you there, on one knee and petting the child's back, your soft voice comforting them gently.

For a bit Hajime just stands there, watching. Then you pick up the child and hold them against your chest, turning to notice Hajime there and smiling with a greeting and an explanation.

Apparently the child, whom is the son of one of the guards, had snuck off from his mother earlier and gotten lost.

Hajime didn't think the image of you holding a young child would set off certain neurons in his brain which made him imagine that child being his own with you.

That image keeps him up at night for more days than he could tolerate and soon enough, he's asking you how you'd feel about being the mother of his kids.

🧘 Upa 🧘

Being a dedicated Qigong Master, Upa never once had the thought of being a dad cross his mind. He found the idea to be too unimportant or even just distracting compared to his goals in life.

That and honestly, he couldn't stand hearing kids cry and throw fits. It always annoyed him.

One day while out training in the courtyard, one of the guards has their kid with them, letting them play, and of course, Upa is irked by the tot's squeaky voice distracting his training.

The kid ends up tripping on a loose root and starts wailing. Upa groans, but you on the other hand, run over and help the child to their feet, gently dusting off the knees and shushing them.

Upa finds himself staring a bit longer than he'd have thought he would as you rub their sore elbows, thumb away their tears, gently squishing their cheek in an attempt to make them giggle..

He doesn't realize he's blushing a bit until Liang asks him if he's feeling alright cause he's looking flushed

Upa mentally curses you for managing to make the idea of children actually seem tolerable and something he could want one day when out of prison with you

🍑 Liang 🍑

For the majority of his life, Liang has never really been around kids or interacted with them. Though he's sure during his time in the mafia where he was sicked on people, he must've orphaned a child or two. And the idea broke him.

Cause while he may not have been around children that much, he can't lie; he's got a soft spot for them.

Every now and then kids of guards show up at Nanba with their mothers, but today happened to be take your kid to work day, so there were a few.

He, his cellmates and you were running along the exercise track, not paying much attention to anything else. That is until you spotted a child running off from his dad.

You stopped to help the guard catch the runaway kid, taking the boy's hand and leading them back to the very thankful guard.

Liang ended up stopping so he could look back at you as you knelt down and gently explained to the child why running from daddy is not good and scooted them into his arms.

Thoughts of how good you were with the child bloomed into wondering how you'd be with a child you had with him.. then wondering why the hell he thought of that and having a blush attack.

🐒 Samon 🐒

Since you and Samon started dating he's actually thought of having kids several times, and those thoughts only grew once married to you.

But he never really got the guts to actually ask you about it, monkey man was too worried he'd disturb you

You can imagine his surprise when he sees just how good you are with kids one day

He just so happened to stop by a guard room that you were staying at, and when he questioned why you had a young child sitting on your lap, you explained that the guard had to run elsewhere quick and you were tasked with watching the kid for him

As Samon took care of the business he had at the room, filling out some paperwork, he couldn't stop his eyes from glancing up at every little giggle and laugh that came out of the child as you played with them.

Realizing you seemed to like kids just as much as he liked the idea of having them with you, it sent off fireworks in his brain and completely derailed his focus on work.

He finally had the balls he previously lacked to ask you about children by the time you both got through your front door.

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short-black-diamond · 10 months

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HI DIAMOND!! :D

I finished reading your fic to my request and it was really fun!! Although what I had in mind was different, it was still fun! I really like how it really matches the vibe :DD

But I'm here to explain the nanbaka reverse au: so basically there's like this one picture I found of cell 13 wearing different guards' outfit so I went like "Oh my god what if the guards and prisoners had a reverse role" like it would be so cool

That's my whole thought process :]

- 🍰nom

Naaaw, now I wanna see that pic too... Anyways, my precious 🍰nom, I'll start with headcannons and then I will just recreate one of the scenes if that's alright with you, okay?

Warnings: Nanbaka on crack, hopefully funny scenes, swearing

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Don't let your guard down!

To be honest, Hajime didn't even deserve to be here

He was just minding his business when all of a sudden, some drunk guy came to him and punched him

And that's how he somehow ended up here, in Nanba

Nanba as itself was nice, but the inmates as well as the guards there were a bit stupid

For example there was one building, where apparently two "handsome" guards, aka Trois and Honey, went to events for who was the most pretty person, along with their "handsome" inmate, Kiji Mitsuba

why were there even events for handsome prisoners and guards??

Or when he saw a blue haired woman who glared at him?

Hajime always shuddered when he thought about her glare.

Then there was his old friend, Mitsuru Hitokoe who was way too loud, and even though Hajime held him somwhat dear to him, he was glad he didn't have to share a cell with him.

but when looking at his own guards?

No thanks

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Hajime didn't like this. One. Bit.

Why couldn't he just chill in his own cell? He could've been more productive. He'd even share a cell with the monkey inmate, Samon Gokuu. At least he could fight against him...

But here? In cell 13?

Nah, everything was shit.

He had to share his precious cell with the crybaby Seitaro Tanabata, who got bullied by the four guards who were supervising this building. The other cellmate was Yamato Godai, who was eerily fond of training his body and tormented his it with a sunshine face.

Yeah, Hajime didn't get why or how these two guys could end up doing a crime that they'd end up here in Nanba, but oh well.

"Hajime~!", Uno's voice echoed, and Hajime 'Tsk!'ed only at the approaching footsteps of the young guard. "Did ya miss us~?"

"Hell no. Now leave me alone.", he only grumbled, facing the door with his back.

Uno only chuckled before he started speaking again. "A special inmate would like to speak to youuuuu!"

Hajime only had a vague idea of who it might be.

Samon? Maybe. Or that dog like guy...what was his name?

Yakuza...yokai...Ah! Yozakura Kenshirou!

"Who is it?", he only asked impatiently before he got dragged out. Uno was humming happily ahead while Hajime was thinking of a way to escape or at least go back to his cell, but Uno's grip was terrifyingly strong.

"Say...where's the rest of you? You know, Jyugo, Nico and Rock?"

"They are speaking to her. That's why I'm dragging you there as well, you know? To be honest, it should've been one of the others to take you there. She was so pretty!"

All Hajime heard was Uno's annoyingly high pitched voice as the guard described the girl to him. Hajime had a feeling that he knew that girl all too well.

When they finally arrived the cell, tick marks appeared on Hajime's temple and neck.

"What the hell are you doing here?!", the inmate yelled, but got hit by Rock.

"Hello Hajime!", the person on the other end of the visiting room greeted.

The guards looked back and forth between the blonde and the bald one.

"So what gives? You said you didn't have a girlfriend Haji-"

"Don't change the subject!", the inmate yelled.

"That's his girl? Ah, there's no way.", Rock said.

"Out of his league.", Uno stated.

"You catch her at a low point?", Nico asked.

"You freaking punks-", Hajime started, but got interrupted by the blonde.

"Big brother, who are all these boys?", the relative asked, and the guards repeated the words "big brother" in an asking manner.

"Oh so are these your friends?"

"Like hell they are!"

The blonde haired person then looked at the guards with a smile. "Everyone, please take care of my brother."

and they answered with blushing faces. "Sure~!"

However, Jyugo had a question. "What's the deal Hajime? You never told us you had a sister."

Undo chimed in, again with his high pitched voice. "It's also kinda rude that you haven't untroduced us yet!"

"Her dress is adorable!", Nico complimented the blonde.

"Almost as cute as her.", Rock said while averting his eyes.

"He's my brother.", Hajime only said.

"Huh?"

"This is my little bro-ther.", Hajime pronounced.

His brother smiled. "Hitoshi Sugoroku."

And then the guards lost it. They all screamed and Uno asked Jyugo something weird. "You said you liked boys too, right, Jyugo?!"

And he just nodded. "Yep, I did."

Hajime just couldn't with these idiot guards.

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Hello again! I hope this was okay, I didn't really know what else to write, so this is it for now! Tbh it was kinda short in my opinion...

Please write in the comments how you found it, and yeah!

Read you in the next post!

#nanbaka #nanba prison #hajime sugoroku #nanbaka x reader #nanbaka hajime #nanbaka fanart #nanbaka headcanons #nanbaka samon #nanbaka upa #nanbaka jyugo #jyugo x reader #uno x reader #rock x reader #nico x reader #trois x reader #honey x reader #mitsuru x reader #mitsuba x reader #hajime x reader

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unicornblossom13 · 2 months

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[During the New Year’s Tournament]

Samon: Once my building wins this tournament, Hajime, I’ll be the one on top.

Jyugo: Look, dude, I know we just met, but there’s no way you’re a top.

[Samon gapes at him while Uno wheezes]

#nanbaka #incorrect nanbaka quotes #nanbaka jyugo #jyugo #nanbaka uno #uno #hajime sugoroku #nanbaka hajime #samon gokuu #nanbaka samon #source: two broke girls #source: 2 broke girls

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 3 months

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Hello! Could you request Nanbaka x Reader? (Platonic/Romantic)

Fem Reader who's like Kanae Kocho, from Demon Slayer, but in modern era. With Kanae's personality and abilities.

Reader as Hajime and Hitoshi Sugoroku's cousin (You can add this if you want; Reader works at the Nanbaka with her Sister)

-The inmates of Cell 13 of Building 13 of Nanba Prison had managed to escape, again, and were currently rushing through the building, a plan in mind to go and have some fun while Hajime was giving chase, charging down the hallway like a speeding train.

-The members of Cell 13 were having a blast, laughing loudly as Uno called back over his shoulder, “Give it up Hajime- you won’t catch us!”

-Rock skidded to a halt, causing Uno, Jyugo, and Nico to crash into him, making Jyugo yell up at him, “Why the hell did you- holy…” his eyes went wide as they all looked to see what made Rock stop, seeing a very beautiful woman, wearing a prison guard’s uniform, with a pair of butterfly clips on the side of her hats.

-You smiled beautifully, looking so gentle and elegant, “Oh my- I found you! Now let’s get you back to your cell, you naughty boys.” Instantly they melted, becoming completely obedient to you as Nico took one of your hands while the other three fought via rock-paper-scissors on who would get to hold your other hand all the way back to their cell.

-Hajime was exasperated, seeing them being so well behaved for you, a tick-mark on his cheek as you smiled sweetly at them, “Now stay in your cell. Shall we continue with the tour, Hajime?” as you turned to him.

-Instantly the four gremlins surrounded Hajime, furious that he didn’t tell them that they were getting a new guard, and one so cute!! Hajime looked exasperated as Uno, trying to flirt, came over to you, “So how does an angel like you know a gorilla like Hajime?”

-You just laughed into your hand, looking amused, “Oh- Hajime is my cousin. He’s the one who told me about this place and both my little sister and I applied.”

-The four turned white, hearing that you had a sister, before Hajime grabbed Uno, throwing him off you before leading you out, shouting at them to stay in their cell.

-This made things worse however, as Cell 13 broke out even more, just to see you, something you thought was cute, but you were worried about Hajime’s stomach, something Hitoshi asked you to keep an eye out on.

-However, it was much easier for you to wrangle Cell 13, as they would willing following you, just to spend time with you, making it a bit easier on Hajime and Seitaro, while you got along easily with Yamato, sometimes the two of you were very similar it was almost scary.

-Your little sister worked in the hospital sector, working under Dr. Otogi, both of them, so you got to see her quite often, especially when you would bring Nico, and the other three members of his cell, to his checkup.

-They were a little more scared of Shinobu, as she was a bit crass, but her treatments were always gentle, something ratted her out on which made her flush and made you coo on how cute was being.

-Many other inmates adored you as well, as you were always so kind and gentle, something they enjoyed, but Cell 13 was quite territorial over you, while Hajime didn’t want you to be around any of them at all, as he considered putting you on desk duty for a while but realized that might cause more issues.

-Rock was curious, as you didn’t look like a fighter, like Hajime, as he had seen the sword strapped to your side, something he had never seen you use yet, but you just giggled when he asked, “Oh I’d like to think I’m strong. Hajime and I used to play all the time!”

-You showed your strength during one of the trips to the clinic, after some other inmates escaped, wanting to cause havoc and when they saw you, they tried to attack, as you were the first woman they had seen in a long while.

-You just smiled softly before sliding a leg back as you drew your sword. A swarm of flower petals surrounded you as you easily took the six attackers out, not seriously injuring them, just knocking them out.

-When you turned back to Cell 13, they were all hugging each other, looking scared, seeing that you were just as strong as Hajime, knowing that the sweet smile you wore didn’t match- you were scary just like Hajime.

-However, when you smiled sweetly, flowers and bubbles surrounding you, they melted, smiling goofily as you herded them towards the clinic as other guards arrived to handle those who tried to break out.

-Nobody broke out of Nanba, either being unable to or they chose not to, like Cell 13, because they didn’t want to be apart from you.

#nanbaka #kanae reader #nanbaka jyugo #nanbaka uno #nanbaka rock #nanbaka nico #nanbaka hajime

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thatfanfictionchick · 8 months

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Samon: I don't hate Hajime the way his inmates do.

Hajime: Oh yeah? Then why do you keep sending me pipe bombs?

Samon: I hate you in a different more tangible way.

#anywayyyyy #nanbaka #nanbaka incorrect quotes #nanbaka samon #nanbaka hajime

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ljdoublecc · 7 months

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Who Do You Choose?

Guards x Reader: Prologue

Favorite flower- (F/F)

Favorite color- (F/C)

Last name- (L/N)

Favorite animal- (F/A)

‘Great, how did I get myself into this mess?’ you asked yourself while simultaneously sweat dropping at the scene before you.

All the supervisors were currently fighting in the middle of the guard room and you have no idea why.

Everything that morning had been going great for you. You woke up to a beautiful day, amazing breakfast, and had gotten to work early, so you didn't get yelled at by your supervisor. But that is where everything just started to go downhill.

****Earlier that day****

You had just gotten to your designated building, building 5, when you started noticing weird things going on.

First, when you got into building 5’s office, ready to start the paperwork you were too tired to finish last night, you saw that it was already finished and neatly on your desk. If that didn't startle you before, seeing a neatly wrapped gift, a bouquet of (F/F), and (F/C) teddy bear did.

Next, when you were out on the training grounds supervising the inmates, one of them came up to you. You smiled warmly at the qi-gong user, Upa, as he began asking you questions about how he can improve his form. You, being the nice person you are and also being a national champion at fighting, not only did you decide to give him some pointers but also show him. As you were in the middle of explaining how he can deliver a harder punch, he stopped you, looking paler than he usually does. Getting concerned for the young man, you asked if he was okay, to which he replied with a shaky yes before running off to do more exercise. This confused you greatly, he looked as if he had seen a ghost, but you didn't get enough time to think anymore upon the behavior when Samon, your supervisor, and Mitsuru came up to you because the warden wanted to see you.

On the walk to headquarters is where you noticed the third weird thing, Mitsuru was talking more than usual. At first, you thought that you were imagining it because talking was practically his middle name, but as time went on, you started to notice. So, once again being the nice person you were, just smiled and listened to his endless talking, which didn't bother you because you honestly did like him speaking, he was always a bucket of fun to be around.

Fourthly, when you got to the waiting room, you saw that Kiji and Kenshirou were also there. Kiji was looking frantically in his hand mirror to make sure his makeup was still fabulous and Kenshirou was typing away rather nervously at his computer. When they finally noticed your presence they seemed a little startled, like a person would look if they were not fully prepared. You bid Mitsuru a thank you before turning to them to give a warm hello and smile, which only startled them more but they still managed to give you an ify hello back. Not wanting to make the atmosphere more awkward than it already was, Kiji decided to offer you a seat next to him on the couch, much to Kenshirou’s displeasure, to which you excepted with a smile. Making the makeup-clad supervisor blush and the dog like supervisor sulk into his computer.

That didn't last for long as both supervisors started competing to see who you would talk to the most. As you waited for the warden to call you in, you listened as the ‘conversation’ went on, you were just thankful that you could multitask because otherwise, that would have been difficult to bare.

Fifthly, when you were finally called into the warden’s office, the atmosphere emitting from the door made you, her friend, feel a twinge of concern. So, being one of her only female friends, you were determined to make sure that she was okay, after all, running a prison was hard work. You walked right up to the door and knocked on it, to which you received a nervous, high-pitched squeak that told you to enter, this made you even more concerned than before. You opened the door quickly and stepped in to be greeted with an unusual sight. The warden was sitting at her desk, hands intertwined on top, and her head held high with a harsh glare plastered on her face. She is normally never like that when she calls you to her office.

Most people would take one look at her and run away, even Hajime would do the same, but not you. You know your friend well, even if you only knew them for one month, and you knew that that glare wasn't intentional but accidental. So keeping that in mind, you walked quickly up to her, still with that concerned look on your face, and asked her what was wrong. This surprised her momentarily because normally people couldn't tell her true emotions but she quickly shook it off. She responded with a yes and a brilliant smile to your question, much to your relief. Her response caused you to give your own dazzling smile but it rapidly went away when the warden turned around in her chair and refuse to turn around the rest of the conversation. That was definitely one of the most bizarre conversations you’ve ever had.

Finally, when you stepped out of the warden’s office because your meeting with the warden was finished, you met with someone you hadn’t expected to meet. Leaning against the wall right outside the warden’s office stood none other than Nanba’s number one supervisor, Hajime Sugoroku, with a blank expression on his face in your direction. You gave him a smile, not noticing the extremely small blush on his face due to the dark shade covering the top half of his figure, and asked what he was doing out of curiosity. He cleared his throat, hoping to get rid of the blush before you notice, and said that he was looking for you because he needed your help with something very important. You grinned even more as you agreed to help, knowing that he works too much and that it was rare for him to ask for help. He pushed himself off the wall and began walking with you out of the hallway that leads back to the waiting room.

On the way to the waiting room, you saw that he was stiffer than normal around you. So to relieve some of the tension you decided to tell him some of the funny stories from back home, hoping to make him laugh. Much to your relief, it worked and the rest of the trip there was filled with a joyous atmosphere but that didn’t last long.

The minute the two of you stepped into the room, the atmosphere was murderous and almost blood lustful, Hajime was punched square in the face, leading him to fly into the wall face first, by none other than Samon. Now the joyous smile you wear just seconds ago turned into a mortified frown while Samon wears a prideful smirk, though it did not last long either. Hajime got up quickly, making you sigh in relief but then go back to your prior expression, and pounced on the poor monkey supervisor, now regretting his previous action.

The two wrestled on the floor as you frantically tried to stop them but every time you did you were held back by the other two because they knew how dangerous getting in between the two could be. The both of them also saw it as an opportunity to ask you something very important, however, when they were going to ask you, they were rudely interrupted. The two on the floor each reached an arm out, Samon grabbing Kiji while Hajime grabbed Kenshirou, and dragged them into the fight.

That basically explains how you got into your current situation.

****Back to the Present****

You couldn’t continue watching your superiors wrestle on the floor anymore, even more now that it had attracted the attention of the warden and Mitsuru.

“Can all of you please stop fighting, this is getting us nowhere!” You yelled pleadingly, gaining everyone’s sights in your direction. You’re normally not one to yell but if you had to, you have your parents to thank for your lung capacity.

“I agree with officer (L/N),” The warden agreeingly stated to the female guard statement, before sternly asking the supervisors, ”Now, who started it?”

Everyone, except the warden, Mitsuru, and you, turned to look at the downcasted monkey guard. The warden looked like she was about to commit murder as she stared at him, the others, minus you and Mitsuru backed away from her. She was about to approach him, to which he started to sweat up a storm out of pure fear, but stopped when she felt a warm, gloved hand on her shoulder.

Your hand rested on her shoulder with a warm smile on your lip as if telling her to please not murder him. After a few seconds, she seemed calmer so you released her shoulder, much to her disappointment, and turned your attention to Samon who was, like everyone else in the room, relieved.

“Samon, I have one question for you and you don’t have to answer me if you don’t want to but... Why did you punch Hajime in the face?” You asked gently, in case it was a personal question that he might not want to answer. He cast his eyes over the other supervisors, the warden, and Mitsuru before finally meeting your soft gaze. He sighed getting up, the other supervisors following suite, and took a deep breath before revealing their secret.

“That’s because...” Samon paused nervously, looking at the others for any sign not to tell you, but he received none, “Everyone in this room is in love with you.”

To say you were shocked was an understatement, you know that people liked you but you thought that it was in a co-worker or friend like manner, not romantic. This can’t be true, right?

“It’s true, darling. We all like you.” Kiji added with a smile after noticing the look of disbelief and heat on your face.

“Now, the question is who do you pick?” Hajime said after you had finally grasped the idea that you were loved by many people. He exchanged looks with everyone in the room before they all split off into different directions confusing you for the time being. When they all came back, they stood in a line in front of you, each holding something behind their back but you couldn’t see what they were holding. You were still confused, but you weren’t for long when they each bowed their heads to you, holding out the gifts. They were confessing to you at the same time, making you turn strawberry-red.

Momoko had your favorite homemade cookies, Mitsuru your favorite candy, Samon a bouquet, Hajime a single (F/C) rose, making Samon glare at him because flowers were his idea, Kenshirou had a (F/A) plushie, and Kiji had your favorite perfume.

“Now, who do you choose?” They all asked after a moment of silence.

#Nanbaka #Guards X Reader #Nanbaka Hajime #Nanbaka Momoko #Nanbaka Samon #Nanbaka Kiji #Nanbaka Mitsuru #Nanbaka Kenshirou

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