Posting part 3 soon

"Yer tellin' me you wanna be a cook? Hah! Such a dumb dream!"

A friend of mine sent me your latest post and I couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly Vasco would fit into the role of a coat of arms supporter. It got to the point that I just sat down and made a mock-up of the idea; turns out actually, both of them do a great job at it, together. Literally made this account to share the discovery (Extra funny points for them fitting the original colour scheme)

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Ayo pizza women (and man)

Reminder that if your blog looks like a bot I WILL report and block you

What makes you look like a bot?

No profile pic / Profile pic of a woman

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Yes I know Tumblr does weird things with new ppl now. No I don't really care because today I once more blocked like 10 Pornbots.

Imagine an Almost Naked Animals AU where every single character is a villain…*thinks abt Narwhal singing Emperor’s New Clothes by Panic! At The Disco while intensely blushing*

@velocithea any ideas for the characters?

Who wants to sit on the floor of my empty flat, watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and share a Domino's pizza with me?

Then talk extensively about cock and balls

:^(

Always something there to remind me but it's taunted

Certain beats/notes will be associated with a certain character /*taunt* will be replaced with that note that will appear on screen.

how do you think Ian and Mickey prevent their intimacy from becoming clockwork as a long term couple. No doubt they’re feral for eachother 24/7 and I don’t think that will have stop but real life happens and falling into the same routine happens and I’m sure they’ll be times where they just reach for eachother at the same time at night for sex and there’s almost no thought you know. But idk maybe that’s a comfort in itself, idk if I’m making sense.

hmmm i'd first say that i don't think there's anything wrong with things becoming.... routine?? with regards to intimacy. honestly, life can get so hectic that sometimes you gotta send a text that says clear your schedule, it's been days and we're FUCKING tonight 😤 and maybe you'll get a response that's like tonight's no good tho, pencil me in for thursday 😇 ya know?

but i think they'll always always try for some spontaneity! like you said, i don't think they can help it lol, they'll always be so into each other. maybe they'll do like. naked dinner wednesdays or morning blow job mondays to keep things exciting skladjf but i do believe they will always be surprising and delighting each other!