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watching Lost and using my survival skills learned from watching a zillion episodes of Naked & Afraid to judge these people's survival choices
they have it so easy man they have clothes and all kinds of tools but I would be wary of claiming that running water is potable without boiling it!
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Transfixed. Mesmerized even
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"Gotta get enough protein at this stage in the challenge."
Me, at the grocery store after watching too many episodes of Naked and Afraid.
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This isn't the mortal Realm.
That becomes clear the moment Skarbrand pulls himself from the wreckage of where he's landed. The Reaper's form doesn't near-halt as it restores itself and hunger doesn't gnaw at his gut. He is still in the sea of souls, sustained by it's magics. But where--
Then he hears it. The trill of Fiends frolicking in the golden and silver grasses about him. Three of them, skittering and leaping towards him with intent that could only be malicious. The Reaper readies his talons, bereft of his axes. His is armor less-- quite literally naked before the beasts.
Why did Khorne throw him here? The Reaper was thinking perhaps Khorne hadn't known, but had he yet? Was this some cruel joke? Killed by a Slaaneshi and so banished to the Pleasure God's realm to suffer?
One of the composite beasts leapt and met it's death on Skarbrand's claws. The second one did as well, but not before it's stinger found purchase in the Reaper's flesh. The third lost it's nerve, fleeing and calling it's siren song. Regrouping, probably.
Whatever was going on, Skarbrand couldn't stay here.
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Me when I see a bug in the shower: Naked and Afraid.
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Thank GOD i finally have a dedicated luffy button. Tumblr staff finally adding the quality of life updates users need
#this is a lie i am new to tumblr and utterly bewildered#naked and afraid#beholden to the whims of luffy#i know nothing about one piece#luffy#tumblr#idlychat
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I have such an immense problem with that show naked and afraid. One because a majority of its male participants are heavily misogynistic and two they are killin animals that would otherwise be living regular lives or being food for other animals. Some dude bro hulks out cause he throated a bunch of baby birds out of nest OHH SUPER DOPE MAN ur cooool! ick "reality survival" tv sucks
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The final chapter of my current WIP just went up!
Title: Another Day in Paradise
Author: CosmicTapestries
Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat
Characters: Sonya Blade/ Johnny Cage.
Summery:
Ever wondered what it would be like to agree to participate in a reality show for charity, only to find out far too late that your partner is your ex-spouse?
That's where Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage are at.
16 days on an island alone together, no clothing, having to put aside their issues to work together and survive until the end. If the challenge doesn't end in murder, they may just make it to the other side as a team... again.
#cageblade#sonya blade#johnny cage#johnnyxsonya#mortal kombat#fanfiction#johnnycagexsonyablade#mortal kombat fandom#reality tv#naked and afraid
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the very first physical thing i did this morning was shower, and by that, i mean i slipped, dropped like a bag of fucking dirt, and landed in a heap on the shower floor like a family guy character.
truly, this:
there is already a bruise forming on my ass. it’s only been fifteen minutes.
can i call in embarrassed and disastrously clumsy to work today?
#naked and afraid#i don’t think i did any meaningful damage!! i’m mostly just like JADE WHAT THE FUCK#i don’t even know how it was physically possible to land the way i did??#my poor ass cheek#jade speaks
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I was just downvoted on Reddit for suggesting that Naked and Afraid should not make a season that consists only of teenage girls. What dystopian society are we living in where literally anyone would disagree with that??
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He’s a guest. That means no eating and bedding him, understood?
Oh, but daemonettes could get up to a great many things besides bedding or eating, as Ulf was finding out. A shared enemy they might’ve had, but that didn’t make him and the denizens of N’kari’s palace friends at all. This he had told them, often and loudly. Perhaps that hadn’t been wise.
Ulf had demanded his armor, once his wounds had been closed. One of the Alluresses in charge of his care had shrugged her shoulders and said they could not for the life of them find it. He demanded his weapons, but those had gone “missing” too. Angered, the half-mortal had squared himself for battle and the coterie assigned to him had hissed and bent themselves into unfriendly angles, twisting in preparation for a fight.
“ Careful, little half mortal.” She had hissed at him, “Our master said we could not bed or eat you, but there are many other things we could do.”
“ You would not dare wound me.” He spat, brass claws brandished.
“And why ever not? Yes, Lord N’kari said to treat your wounds, but he did not forbid us from adding more to your flesh. It does not matter, so long as we treat those as well and so long as you do not perish. He will not care, little Khorne-borne, especially when he finds out how much of a troublemaker you’ve been.”
An icy chill ran through him, one he chased with anger. Ulf could not readily argue with that. It would be one thing if N’kari was here but... He stepped away from the daemonettes who eyed him hungrily all of a sudden. Armor and weapons. He needed armor and weapons. The Half-Prince doubted the Arch-Tempter would tolerate his underlings playing loose and fast with his orders, abusing loopholes and such, but he wasn’t enough to bet on it.
So, when their eyes and attentions had drifted elsewhere, he had ran off, somewhere in the bowels of the Palace of Ruin. Escape. He needed to get out of here.
“ Leaving so soon? Do we bore you so, child of Khorne?” Crooned a voice, somewhere from the shadows of this massive fortress. Ulf clutched a statuette he had crafted into a makeshift weapon with his claws and his determination, growling into the dark.
“ Leave me be.”
“ Oh, but we cannot! What would the master think if we let a stray dog run unsupervised about his home!” Asked one voice, with mock-concern.
“Why, he would have our heads!” Answered another, with playful anger.
Ulf snarled at the cadre of tittering daemons and took off again, charging down yet another corridor, ever-searching for the exit...
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Are we getting any remer smut today in honour of matt stones bday 🙈🙈🤭🤭 birthday blow job anyone 🥹🥹 waking him up with sex and he just thinks hes the luckiest guy on earth
IM SORRY I LOVE THISBIDEA BUT IM GOING OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER TN you will get a lil sum sum tmr
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-Watches Naked & Afraid-
Contestant, while crying: "This jungle is trying to kill me."
Me, while laughing: "No, it's not! It's doing what it does on a daily basis! You're just the dummy that doesn't know how to survive in it!"
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#My memes#Arcane#arcane memes#arcane league of legends#caitlyn kiramman#arcane caitlyn#naked and afraid
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