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HAPPY NEW YEARS, YOU ELIKSNI SIMP!
NOT TRUE, I only simp for a select few Eliksni:
Craask, Kell of Kings
Chelchis, Kell of Stone
Draksis, Winter Kell
Solkis, Kell of Devils
Virixas, Kell of Wolves
Skolas, Kell of Kells
Variks, the Loyal
Mithrax, Kell of Light
Eramis, Kell of Darknesa
Orbiks Prime
Kaliks Prime
Sepiks Prime
Sepiks Perfected
Simiks Prime
Brandaks Prime
Riksis, Devil Archon
Aksis, Archon Prime
Vosik, the Archpriest
Raksil, Archon Priest
Aksor, Archon Priest
Keldar, Archon Priest
The Spider
Siviks, Lost to None
Fikrul, the Fanatic
Elykris, the Machinist
Ablazed Glory, Kell's Scourge
Araskes, the Trickster
Hiraks, the Mindbender
Iliksis, Light Stalker
Kaliks Reborn
Kaniks, the Mad Bomber
Kovik, Splicer Priest
Insurrection Prime, Kell's Scourge
The Mad Warden
Pirrha, the Rifleman
Reksis Vahn, the Hangman  
S.A.B.E.R.-2
Serkuleks, the Fount
Taniks, the Scarred
Taniks Perfected
Thaviks, the Depraved
Yaviks, the Rider
Dresiks, Splicer Baron
Greksis, Devil Claw
Kariks, Devil Claw
Karrhis, Archon Rising
Kaviss, Splicer Captain
Loksis, Devil Claw
Meksis, Siege Engineer
Naksis, Devil Baron
Nulsis, Lost to Winter
Rahn, Devil Captain
Rahndel, the Perfected
Riliks, Devil Claw
Sepiks-23
Yalsis, Devil Claw
Aksiniks, Bound by Honor
Arakis-12, Forge Saboteur
Azilis, Dusk Marauder
Brandaks Reborn
Breviks, Dusk Baron
Calzar, Scarred Captain
Chromatic Scrapper
Deksis-5, Taskmaster
Drekthas, Metal Captain
Drenksis
Elyksul, Assault Leader
Eraks-6
Ghalsis, Pilferer Captain
Graxus, Blind Captain
Griklis, Blaze Captain
Haviks, Dusk Baron
Irxahn, Proxy
Irxis Partisan
Jaliks, Fallen Captain
Kalsis, Sunless Captain
Kamak, A-Block Scar
Keldrik, Drained Captain
Kendriks-7
Khirin, Blinding Captain
Kikliss, Murderer
Kiphoris, the Eclipsed
Kiriks-16
Maksor, Starving Scavenger
Mavaks-12
Mazan, Lost Captain
Meliks, Surging Captain
Merix-5
Merix-6
Metsik-3
Mimiks-0, Devil's Scion
Mimiks-1, Devil's Scion
Nariks Reborn
Pallas Siegebreaker
Phensis, Loyal to Eramis
Phyzann, Drowned Captain
Poknis, Order Captain
Queenbreaker
Ralniks, Blood of Kells
Rannix, Drenched Captain
Relentless Grak
Riltrik, Proxy
Rudriks-9
S.A.B.E.R.-0.6
Seleks-1
Selkis, the Obstructor
Sentry Servitor
Siriks, Loyal to Eramis
Skavek, Proxy
Skexis, Outcast Captain
Skriviks, the Sharp-Eyed
Spekkis, Pike Captain
Taksor, Scavenger Raider
Talas, Dusk Captain
Taldriks, Infinite Proxy
Teleks-5
Teleks-8
Teliks, Bandit Captain
Tikkis, Diminished Scrapper
Visik, Twice Meek
Wretch Captain
Yalsis, the Igniter
Zetix-7
Elyksis, Wolf Rebel
Frigoris, Exiled Baron
Phikk, Exile Lost
Paskin, King Baron
Phyksin, King Baron
Vekis, King Baron
Grayliks, Winter Baron
Simiks-3
Basoriks, Wolves' Guard
Beltrik, the Veiled
Drevis, Wolf Baroness
Grayor, Wolf Assassin
Kaliks-12
Liksor, Wolf Blade
Mecher Orbiks-11
Peekis, the Disavowed
Pilxis, Wolf Claw
Pirsis, Pallas-Bane
Saviks, Queenbreaker
Skoriks, Archon-Slayer
Veliniks, the Ravenous
Weksis, the Meek
Yavek, Wolf Baron
Atraks-1, Fallen Exo
Bakris, the Adamantine
Beliks, Salvation Elite
Brig, House Salvation
Deniks, House Salvation
Elenaks, Salvation Elite
Feltraks, Salvation Elite
Ferkis, Salvation's Squall
Keviks, Vex Researcher
Kridis, the Priestess
Meliks, Salvation Elite
Mimiks-0, Devil's Scion
Mimiks-1, Devil's Scion
Phensis, Loyal to Eramis
Phylaks, the Warrior
Piksis, House Salvation
Praksis, the Technocrat
Retiks, House Salvation
Riliks, House Salvation
S.A.B.E.R.-0.1, House Salvation
S.A.B.E.R.-X, House Salvation
Siriks, Loyal to Eramis
Sniksis, House Salvation
Teliks, House Salvation
Teraks, House Salvation
Weniks, Salvation Elite
Yamiks Prime, House Salvation
Zedraks-6, House Salvation
Avakrii, Temple Claimant
Demented Abomination
Devoted of the Fanatic
Drekaa, Warmonger Chieftain
Elikaa, Sworn to Vengeance
Ether Abomination
Fanatic's Chosen
Itzlii, Herald of the Plague
Kruvii, Subversive Chieftain
Macuii, Herald of the Plague
Paradii, the Vigilant
Samaa, the Deserter
Scorn of the Fanatic
Sikariis, Plague of the Well
Tezcaa, Herald of the Plague
The Vengeful Hand
Tirksnii, Corsairbane
Tortured Abomination
Varkuuriis, Plague of the Well
Vilzii, Scorn Chieftain
Visiraa
Yirksii, Subversive Chieftain
Arrha, Spider's Associate
Avrok, Spider's Associate
Brivi
Anarchist Captain, Kell's Scourge
Anarchist Marauder, Kell's Scourge
Anarchist Servitor, Kell's Scourge
Arakis-12, Forge Saboteur
Galagos, Kell's Scourge
Kzelkis, Kell's Scourge
Piraksis, Kell's Scourge
Pthasos, Kell's Scourge
Serekis-9, Kell's Scourge
Telksis the Pillager, Kell's Scourge
The Black Recluse, Forge Warden
Tziksis, Kell's Scourge
Xronos, Kell's Scourge
Zevious-3, Forge Warden
Kaliks-4
Irxis, Wolf Baroness
Parixas, the Howling
The Exile Baroness
Drifis, the Daring – unknown Kell
Eksori
Erivir, the Righteous
Kiriviks, King-Killer
Pirthis, the Peerless
Pithax, Psirris-Slayer
Rilliks, the Revenger
Sekris, Baron of Shanks
Varjis, Clever Headed
Vililiks, the Unvanquished
Vithiliks
Vithriks
Yevik
Groks - bounty hunter
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[SPOILERS]
My running commentary of my second time watching Stranger Things 3 E1
- all these angry russians in their masks i-
- TENTACLE FROM YOSIDE SOWN
- WHYS EVERYTHING GOING CEASH CRASH CRAHS
- omg is that Alexei i didn’t notice him the first time round
- hopper isn’t dead they’re looking at dead people too buthopperdidnthavedeadpeoplegoo
- BITCH IS CHOKIJG THE RUSSIAN NOOOONOONO PUT HIM DOWN NO ALEXEI I DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS NOOOO OMG RUSSIAN IS DEAD
- DUNADUNADUSNDNNDNSNDNSNSN SUDNUSNSJNSHSNDHDNDUDNDUDNNDD DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDJDNDNDNDND
- NO NOT THE RADIO I DONT WANNA SEE MILEVEN HAHHDH NO THANKS
- they really suck ass at kissing
- omg mike you freak
- hop :( he’s watching tv by himself stupid el :(
- EL IS WEARING SARAHS BRACELET
- omg the mall OMG LUCAS AND WILL AND MAX ew i’m not ready for wills character to be completely and utterly butchered no
- WILLS AWKWARD RUN AND THE WAY HIS HAIR FLOPS AS HE DOES IT FLAKFKWKF
- omg the powers out wow this isn’t FISHY AT ALL
- ew rats eewwwww rabies and the WHAT ARE THOSE PARTICLES AGAIN ARE THEY METAL BC THE MAGNETS IS THAT WHAT THIS IS and i don’t get why the rats are so relevant is it bc of the plague
- UFUDHHFH WILLSGLANCE AT MIKE THE ONLY BYLER WCENE IN THIS GODDAMN SEASON HE LOOKED AT HIS LIPS AND SKDJSJFJSJFJD
- ‘i’m not gonna... fall in love’ will :(((((
- THE MAGNNENENETTTJDJSJSJS
- omg i’m only a third of the way in this is gonna be a long review
- nancy mightn’t need a jonathan byers pep talk rn but i certainly do so stfu
- DUSTINNNN HE GOES BY GOLD LEADER THATS SO CUTE
- omg yurtle is alive
- dustin’s bedroom is literally so ugly bye and how does his dumbass just forget one of his best friends actually has telekinesis like bro i-
- we really don’t need to be wasting screen time on fucking billy and karen it’s so irrelevant but like okay suffer brothers let’s make will byers a tertiary character and make karen more relevant than him HAHAHhahwhdhd
- what’s a lardass
- dacres acting >>>>
- why is hopper such a literal dumbass he’s a cop of course he knows what a heart to heart is and what boundaries are like honestly the writing for his character was so disgusting at some parts they should have glorified him or at least made him more redeeming to make viewers sadder about his death but literally okay
- these misogynistic freaks talking about girls breasts i hate them sofuckingmuch
- dustin’s slammer invention could be a super violent dildo
- WILL ISNT FUCJING SEXIST SO STOP MAKING HIM BE DUFFERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
- steve is a literal train wreck i cant
- hop again :(
- joyce is my actual wife
- JOPPER HAND HOLD I SIDNT EVEN NOTICE LAST TIMR
- baby hop loves her i’m uwuing so hard
- nobody loves dusty:(
- wow will the mind flayer sensor woopdidoo
- where the fuck are all these rats coming from k
- they look like jelly
- OKAY SO I SHIT ON THE DUFFERS A LOT BUT THEIR TRANSITIONS ARE SO COOL
- imagine feeling sexual attraction lol can’t relate
- karen and billy are so disgusting and irrelevant i can’t
- LUCAS GLUGGING WATER THE FUCKING SOUND MAKE IT STOP HE SPAT IT BACK INNFNFNFN
- lucas is ripped i already knew this but for some reason i’m shocked
- why isn’t joyce scared nobody’s home
- answer the phone nancy YES QUEEN
- stop fucking kissing i swear to god
- i am strongly opposed to mileven as a concept it just freaks me out this entire interaction between them and hopper is so what
- mike isn’t this fucking cocky idrk what happened to his character but i’m not here for iT STOP WHISPERING THIS IS SO FORCED AND DISGUSTING why is this so fucking overexaggerated make it stOp
- dustin suzie isn’t coming to the fucking phone and lucas stop being FUCKING SEXIST
- wow it’s the russians
- time for billy’s character arc to go to SHITTTTT
- aw gosh darn it he crashed his car hAh
- THE BILLY AND BARB PARALLEL OF HIM BEING DRAGGED DOWN THE STAIRS IS GENIUS
okie i’m done now enjoy i guess
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