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#my parents are little fuckers
dizzybizz · 7 months
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farmer meet farmer
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squiddlysq · 1 year
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Baby you are my ANGELLLLL
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decaffeinatedplaid · 9 days
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hear me out:
matt = hunk
aaron = pidge
nicky = lance
dan = shiro
kevin = keith
allison = veronica(?)
renee = ezor
seth = zethrid
riko = lotor
mary = krolia
wymack = kolivan
neil = nyma
andrew = acza
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katarascape · 4 months
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tee hee acting like the mentally ill freak i am cos i got the cheap card game i asked for for xmas cos all i wanted was to play it with my family and then turns out a) no one wants to play with me, their mentally ill freak of a sister and b) they don't like the game. Should've just asked for soap fuck my stupid baka life
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sheericetorrent · 8 months
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the god of creation is the L parent of all time
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metaphysicae · 4 months
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so we started a new campaign! it’s a custom system my partner built and to say i have been obsessed is an understatement.
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purpleguysimp · 5 months
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If you cut in the fucking school lunch line you deserve suspension and humiliation via egging bcus why you acting like a fucking kindergartener in highschool
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18-toe-beans · 7 months
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watching a proud boy neighbor get his shit rocked by a black family walking down the block while smoking weed with your boomer parents for the first time (after a decade of turbulence with them about drugs) really is one for the books
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abby: this is giving me good ptsd
parris:
parris: do you mean nostalgia?
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hammy-fan · 7 months
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i wonder what 7th grade me would think about me now
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volinare · 1 year
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All the stuffies I have
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#the bear is the only one I have left from my actual childhood#All the rest got lost in moves or I gave them to my little siblings#I had a velvet rabbit from my mom.... another rabbit#A duck. A small cat that my memaw made from a pattern on the back of a stuffing back (saddest about that one)#A sheep thats like those old fashioned bottle holders your apparently not supposed to use (i dont think they ever actually used it to hold#my bottles)#and a build a bear rabbit that my dad got for me when my parents sent me to visit my cusins for a week while getting divorced#BUT these are the ones I have now! plus a whole bunch of crocheted#Not pictured: a bunch of mini crochet nightmare before christmas dolls my grandma made#I took a picture with them in it but they arnt showing up#zero (who i keep wanting to call pluto for some fucking reason) is in my car#The bear my dad gave me. idk when. when i was like 7 or so? i think?#the fish my dad gave me.... I think for my 13th? it may have been my 14th or 15th.#The triceratops my ex got for himself but i asked him if i could have it when we broke up and he said 'sure'#the penguin was when my grandma first started her crocheting endeavors and messed up the pattern#it was originally for my sister but she was really little and it scared her so i adopted him#his name is herbert (the rest dont really have names... whoops)#The small dinosaur also plays music and like sways a little when you wind it up. i got it at good will abecause it fucking called to me#like it was not an option to not buy that little fucker#The dragon is weighted and my ex got it for me because he had a dragon by the same company and one of our alters was like. obsessed with it#and the the non-crocheted penguin i got today. from a sort of fuck buddy to fwb situation#I was giving him my old phone because his broke so i think he felt bad? and so he gave me the penguin#It like. freaked me out a little#and i guess he could tell because he was like ' hes cute. he's a nice guy'#and thats my entire stuffed animal history#edit: oh i guess the picture did have my night mare before christmas ones. arnt they cool!!! she makes a lot of little dolls like this.
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faintvibes · 1 year
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Obsessed with a new au I'm making, so take these humble whiteboard sketches 😌
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i bought roses for my entire class, and they all gave me a round of applause! i know they're probably just going to give them to their moms or something, but the attention was nice while it lasted (:
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katstwistedmind · 1 year
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im looking into meal prep in a desperatele attempt to eat normal full meals consistently and I checked for videos in my language to get ingredients that actually exist where i live. and both i clicked on were by moms and :^) THEY CARE SO MUCH????? they prepare their kids' meals to have healthy food throughout the day and at school. when i was a kid i was given cereal with sugar for breakfast most years and okay some years when i was on meds mom would wake up early and make me tiganites but at school? nothing. back home? i was alone, i mostly made toast or had crackers, a fruit or whatever, sometimes any leftovers that were disgusting, salads if i could bother to cut so many stuff (my fingers included) and then id eat a normal meal at like 9pm with my parents. my sleep schedule was always fucked but bow could it not be?? if i had most of my food at the time when most kids go to bed??? i was lethargic and tired all day. but according to my parents i just didn't sleep early. it was just me they had no control over it. and if i even go anywhere near "hey maybe u could have done x differently" they suddenly act like i accused them of beating me or smthn. and ye idk man seeing how my cousins and other kids had a general goal in life and options and how i was like???? I didn't know how shit worked. nobody ever told me and my parents never looked anything up. no fucking wonder im a fuckup but of course its 1000% my fault.
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meowkiima · 2 years
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I’m back again I hated it there I had to sit and eat with some kids who thought they were the shit just because they’re papas had the money and they had the nerves to look down on me for idk not owning a yatch? Not being a kid of a multi millionaire??? Idk man
Aand even worse I couldn’t even put them in their place because it’s their parents who I have business with so I have to be nice 💀
also they pay off my money in the hospital
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goth-link · 2 years
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I just spent like a good bit of money on this shitty chew toy but I am SO happy I did
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