#my little murder hobo
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The Dark Urge to someone they've known approximately five minutes: So I think about killing a lot. Like A LOT a lot. Like I'm thinking about killing you right now as we're talking. Like I could just stab you through the eye and right into your brain and kill you instantly and don't walk away from me look at me.
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 memes#dark urge#bg3 durge#my little murder hobo#if their dialogue is meant to replicate someone who's bad at dnd it's fucking hilarious#like 'what is subtelty?' I'm here to kill everything that moves#this is how manlybadasshero writes video titles
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I've reached season 5 of TMA and oh my god. Holy shit. You fucking apocalypse fruits.
I'm crying. Guys. Guys, the world is ending. Guys.
#i love them so much#my little gay podcast brits#also martin going full murder hobo was NOT something i was expecting#tma#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#johnathan sims#tma season 5#jonmartin
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I really do appreciate everyones support thru this; honestly even attempting to step out a bit of the murder fandom has been absolute hell. Its all Ive known since around 2017. Not to mention the stress of knowing I have to essentially rethink every single one of my OCs. Idk man this was kinda the last thing I needed :/
#🦝.txt#i had two major panic attacks over my weekend and had to miss work yday because of this shit#not that person per se but again. knowing all Ive created is essentially in vain. knowing I have to start anew.#its really thrown me into a fucking spiral if we’re being honest#i dont think Ive touched my desktop since this happened bc I cant play the sims#(I had a J*cob sim AND other murder hobos so looking at them all rn is a little difficult…)#and I obviously havent been drawing either so#just kinda been laying in bed. rotting. crying. it fucking sucks#i feel like all these years I thought I found my place and I havent.
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Last night's Pathfinder moments -
"Go gettem champ" Parsley nervously does an awkward "blows kiss" motion at the group before they scrungle over to the nasty monkey window only to return & say the monkeys look sick, we could kill them with maybe arson? Then backpeddled so hard they gaslight Fizz into talking about arson
My friends did not see this blows kiss motion but its haunted me since, Parsley was very fucking nervous to have to sneak into this camp (after the previous dirt mound beat down and demon flyover this whole place is just cursed, fuck it and fuck these towers) and I have no idea what possessed me but I felt the need to blow a kiss before going to the hut's window.
It was very much a "fuck fuck fuck fuck what can I do to counteract looking like a doofus suggest something cool and un-kiss blowing" like ARSON?!
Like of course Parsley doesn't want to actually do an arson but everyone got really really hurt the day before and they would rather just burn the risk than have their friends get hurt again (sitting on this development to see what other bad faith calls they will do to protect the people they are caring about now)
#tuesday goonsday#arlo speaks#parsley#i threw arson out so fast and i need people to know im not going murder hobo i promise there was a thought in my dumb little skull#i do need to flesh poppy out in case of emergency break out the sibling#breachill bitches
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i go to nettie to get my tadpole cured. she says come follow me alone into this locked room where there is a dead body that also had a tadpole. she asks me if i have experienced anything strange while she takes out a suspiciously sharp stick. i say no of course not nothing strange i would like to leave now so she straight up poisons me and is like "oh it'll just be like going to sleep" and "i'll try to make you comfortable before you die" meanwhile STATUS EFFECT: ON DEATH'S DOOR pops up on my screen.
so i murder the fuck out of her because excuse me?? the fuck? i would like to report my doctor for medical malpractice she tried to MURDER ME and nettie is all ooohhh your blah blah blah has earned retaliation you fuck. and then we poke at each other until she dies. and the game is all "good job! killing an innocent is in character with your criminal background, have some inspiration!" and i'm like. innocent? really? she literally tried to murder me ..
so then i cure myself and open the door with nettie's headband and let in the party (astarion, gale, and shadowheart) but since we're all weak as fuck nobody can lift nettie's body. so i head to camp to go get lae'zel, who IMMEDIATELY tries to get in my pants like Girl Now Is Not The Time (or maybe it is. maybe murder really turns her on) so i have lae'zel put nettie's body in her inventory. which is a thing i found out you can do when i accidentally got that tiefling kid mirkon killed by harpies. not my fucking fault. i tried my best and i was even gonna sacrifice a revivify scroll on him but it doesn't work on npc's. tiefling kids are dropping like flies. at least i saved arabella. but i failed my perception to see doni's hatch and i don't have anyone small enough to get in the hole so like how tf am i gonna get my stuff back now. anyway i just had lae'zel stuff mirkon's body in a box at camp. i'm thinking i can use my amulet of speak with dead on him once i get third level spell slots. i want my shit back. i don't even know what was stolen because i literally just sold all my valuables beforehand and was just carrying various bowls but i want my shit back.
anyway i have lae'zel take the body and i clean up all the blood with shadowheart create/destroy water. and then i steal all of nettie's shit because obviously. not sure what i'll tell halsin if he asks what happened to his good pal nettie. i'm thinking of making an art installation in camp of any npc's i manage to get killed throughout the campaign. not sure if this will be a mood killer during romance scenes.
and then after that i go through the secret door into the big cave and i see a glowy rune on the far bank of a river so i have lae'zel jump over and she sets off a trap (which is fine she's tough) but then i realize i forgot to toggle off group mode and everyone jumps after her and sets off the same trap and i'm like NO STOP STOP and they're all like ACH OW OUGH OUCH I NEED HEALING and lae'zel fucking DIES
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#i guess#this close to going full murder hobo on them druids#but apparently i'll lose a bunch of companions if i do#but i just want to stab kagha just a little bit#i'm a tiefling i need to take care of my own#i'm also neutral evil#and druids are annoying#world's slowest bg3 playthrough
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#DnD#meme#I wish I was joking but they tortur my poor little wizard student to no end#and without a good reason to#the boy knows literally nothing and is scared of everything#they made him cry#so now he will grow up to be a vastly powerfull wizard and also confident and hot#just you wait hes comming back to wreck your shit#personal#adventures in dming#dungeons and dragons#murder hobos
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colette has analgesia due to the illithid parasite burrowing into her brain as well as having been dissected over and over again by kressa. her nerves have essentially been torn apart and put back together that they don't fire properly, if at all.
what does this mean exactly? well, it means that colette rarely feels pain. that means she is prone to taking too much damage because, well, she can't feel the hits she's already taken. She could have a gash across her back that she has no idea is there because she doesn't feel it.
this also means that she's prone to exhaustion due to blood loss and fainting spells. her bag of holding is most predominantly filled to the brim with healing potions because she knows that the healer of the party can't continuously pump healing magic out in her regards.
while this is mainly a double edged sword, the closer colette gets to unconscious, the harder she fights. the slayer wills her limbs to fight and continue and be the hurricane of horror that she is when she is too far gone in her blood lust.
all in all, analgesia = you may see colette with an arrow sticking out of her shoulder because she has no idea its there.
#weapons do not weep | colette proudheart#divine violence | dark urge#colette musings#more head canons about my silly little murder hobo#because i adore her#and never stop thinking about her
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I love seeing posts from BG3 players asking if it's accurate to d&d because they enjoyed the game. But it's like... maybe? It depends who is DMing. It depends how willing you are to actively speak up during roleplay too. I almost expect there to be something similar to the Matt Mercer effect where people start dunking on their game masters because that's not how things were in BG3.
#also 100% expect an uptick in murder hobos because of durge.#already seen one friend who loves durge. make a durge inspired character.#NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT IN THEORY#BUT. ITS NOT A TREND I WANT TO SEE AS A GM DHDKDHDJFJFJFBF#pls i want to tell my silly little stories with my friends stop trying to murderise people for fun
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people who haven’t played baldur’s gate 3 in it’s early access but who PLAN to buy it at release i really cannot express how much more interesting the story is (at least in the 1st act that we’ve had in EA) if you play a non-good character. You don’t have to be fully evil but there is so much extra content you dont see if you just go in,kill the villains, save the good guys.
#also there are a load of WAYS you can choose to be not-good and they all offer you a different experience and a different story#you can be a classic murder-hobo or you can be a backstabbing little cretin or a true evil villain#and there are so many options and paths and events you can experience in different ways depending on your flavour of evil#whereas if you play it as a good character… there might be SOME variation but it’s nothing major#nothing that really alters the way the story unfolds#there’s an ending where you TELL the good guys you’re gonna work against them#and there’s a completely SEPERATE ending where you tell them you’ll protect them but actually double-cross them#and there’s an ending where you tell them you’ll help them and then tell the bad guys you’ll help THEM and then actually you just#kill them all#and those all FEEL like seperate stories and they set you up for the rest of the game (act 2 and beyond) in very different positions#and the game also gives you like. decent justifications for making more ‘evil’ choices which is RARE#it’s rare for a game to say ‘you might only survive if you’re evil’ which obviously isn’t true but it sets that idea up#so that you can RP a character who maybe isn’t outright sadistic evil#but who is willing to do what it takes to survive#idk dude the whole thing is just. much more interesting if you allow yourself to make morally questionable choices.#my ‘hood’ playthroughs have always been much shorter/faster because. well. your path is clear.#and if you want to really dig in and see all of what the game has to offer….. you’ve gotta get away from the main path#my first play through was good#and in the bit where you break into the bad guy’s base for the final confrontation i just.#went through room by room killed everyone and was like. cool job done i guess.#COMPLETELY missed some really interesting cutscenes and RP moments that give you chances to shift the whole final arc of that plotline
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Me: *bolts awake at 3 AM* BALDUR'S GATE 3 AU WHERE, THROUGH DIMENSIONAL SHENANIGANS, KRATOS ENDS UP OCCUPYING THE ROLE OF TAV!
THINK OF IT! JUST THINK OF IT!
Companion: So any that's how that God/Being of incredible power ruined my life.
Kratos, noted Godslayer, planning how he's going to destroy yet another pantheon for these weird little mortals he's found himself in charge of: Tell me more.
*later*
Gale and Astarion: Becoming a God would fix me, I promise!
Kratos: *knocks their heads together like the Three Stooges* No.
His favorite companion is actually Jaheira because she's one of the only ones who knows how to shut the fuck up and he bonds with her and Minthara over shitty jokes and grunts of displeasure.
Mizora takes one look at him, recognizes that Wyll and Karlach are now hanging with THE KRATOS and hides in the depths of Avernus for the rest of the game.
He is hella distrustful of Selune when Shadowheart starts worshiping her instead of Shar but Dame Aylin seems alright so he's okay with it for now even if he's watching every statue of Selune they pass with a suspicious eye.
Lae'zel is now his daughter. He takes one look at this angry, disagreeable little murder-hobo and immediately starts carrying her around in a baby-backpack even as she tries to bite his face off like a feral racoon.
He's actually hella sympathetic towards Ketheric Thorm because... like... yeah...
His endgame is leading a crusade in Avernus to kill Zariel with Karlach, Wyll, Minthara, Dame Aylin and Isobel with him. And once Zariel is dead, Shar, Mystra, and Vlaakith are next on his list.
DO YOU SEE MY VISION?! DO YOU?! KRATOS BEING THE AWKWARD LEADER OF THESE LITTLE MORTAL FREAKS HE SEES A LITTLE BIT OF HIMSELF IN ALL OF THEM AND DECIDES TO HELP THEM WITH ALL 5 OF HIS B+ PARENTING SKILLS!
#incorrect super smash bros#Baldur's Gate#Baldur's Gate 3#BG3#God of War#GoW#God of War Ragnarok#GoWR#Kratos#Gale#Astarion#Jaheira#Minthara#Wyll#Karlach#Shadowheart#Lae'zel#Dame Aylin#Isobel#Ketheric Thorm#Kratos has the solution to religious trauma#it's killing the god that abused you
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I wish people were a little more insane about Durge and Orin's potential fucked-up sibling relationship in BG3. I know they are only siblings in a tangential way, but cmon two murder hobos raised together in the most fucked up cult ever? Betrayal and jealousy twisting their story but then one is given their first chance at breaking free from the cult and having free will due to said betrayal? That Durge has to option to say to Orin "I won't fight you" or "They abused you and used you" and that they can break Orin's fighting spirit to the point Bhaal himself has to interfere?
Cmon where are my tragedy siblings at? Let the durge cradle her as she dies, let them hate and love her, let them feel a twisted sense of gratefulness because she is the only reason why they were allowed a chance at freedom at all but she also hurt them worse than anyone else before and being forced to kill her because of their so-called father won't allow both to live
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Would i be the ass hole if i added the racist songs from the 40s to my fallout character playlists?
Fallout fans don't rip me too hard with how much I'm watering it down. I promise its just for the people who don't play the games or know the lore
So character playlists are a hit right now (i see you thirsty Leon fans) i started making my own for something that kind of missed out on the craze: Fallout 4.
Theres a lot of 'fantasy racism' in the game against people who mutated with the radiation, super mutants ect ect. And a character who its more apparent with is a Military esk fraction leader called Maxson who has a good reason to hate them but the playlist i had in mind for him is very military themed but some of the songs do kinda rub me a little wrong but in the cannon the racism isn't directed at those minorities anymore: ie, you're a sap mr jap doesn't hold the same amount of water since Asians aren't hunted down like they were before the end of the world, you interact with them as you would anyone else unless they're hostile to you (or you're being a murder hobo). I grew up around a lot of casual racism and I've unlearnt a lot of it so i don't know if this is me over thinking it or its actually a no no. So would i be an asshole?
What are these acronyms?
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Something Full-Bodied and Red
Did a thing. Here's period smut!
It hits you right as he says, “No need to bleed by yourself, my love.”
Your jaw drops. You stare at him, in his words, all agog. “You… are you saying…?”
“Offering my companionship during your trying times? Yes, I believe I am. You smell delicious, Eleanor. I’ve been thinking about devouring you all day.”
No mistake as his gaze slides down to the extra padding beneath your trousers. Or the way his pupils eclipse the red irises.
Or: Aunt Flo comes to visit. Astarion is delighted to make her acquaintance.
You really should a known when Gale made an—objectively-speaking and you even knew it at the time—simple statement about the best path to take. The day is hotter than Satan’s ass crack, y’all are sweating and miserable, and the rage surges up in you like goddamn Plinian eruption.
You say something along the line of, “No one asked your opinion, and yet here we are, listening to you talk anyway.”
It’s too far. You know it. Knew it before you even opened your mouth in that split second judgment call.
Gale’s face falls before he picks it back up and resettles his blasé mask.
Shit goddamn fuck.
Everyone hears it, too. Even Astarion gives you a Look.
“I’m sorry, Gale,” you say. “I really am. I’m…that was an asshole thing to say.”
His smile is still a couple shades cooler than usual. “It’s alright. The heat is getting to us all, I believe.”
An olive branch, when you’re the one who snapped.
“I mean it. Heat or not, that was rude of me. ‘Specially since you’re right.”
Cause he is. Heat melts your brains to pudding, and you were about to stomp y’all past the correct intersection to take y’all back to the inn.
His smile thaws a touch. He inclines his head.
“Now you’ve done it,” Astarion says. “He’s going to be insufferable all day.”
“Being correct is not being insufferable,” Gale says, one finger held up, the spitting image of some college professor. “Especially when it saves all of us time and effort in this truly insufferable mugginess.”
Poor man don’t know muggy. That’s when the backs of your hands sweat. Muggy is when the air’s so wet it’s almost hard to breathe. It’s one-hundred-and-thirteen goddamn degrees Fahrenheit with ninety-five percent goddamn humidity.
But you keep that shit to yourself because you fucked up and he’s owed a dunk on you.
As y’all turn up the (correct, this time) road, Astarion sidles in. Gives you a glance and the smallest line creases his brow.
“’M okay,” you say.
He nods. Bumps his hand against yours in his totally-not-a-stray-cat way of asking for attention. You thread your fingers through his gloved ones, and the both of you pretend that don’t soften his entire posture.
The inn is only half full. They got alcove beds along the walls, so you and Astarion decide to share. The two of you set up the privacy screen, and he changes into sleep pants while your back is turned.
Cazador McFuckface is dead. Astarion is a free man, and y’all have been intimate. But you still give him his modesty, always; it seems to please him beyond words. You can tell in the soft sigh as you turn away and leave him to it. In the languid movements of his limbs as he finishes and slides onto the mattress (only grumbling a little at the poor quality of the linens). In the roundness of his eyes as he stretches out and waits for you to join him.
He's still a murder hobo and a thieving, snarking, asshole gremlin. But there’s more to him, now.
You fiddle with your trousers. It really is too hot to sleep in clothes; back home, you always slept bare. It’s how you landed on an alien ship buck-ass naked.
He seems to sense this dilemma. Murmurs, “I won’t tell if you don’t.”
And then gives you a saucy little wink, the dork.
So you shuck off all but your smallclothes (that he sewed for you; nothing says “You’re fine I guess” like a man sewing you some drawers) and scooch in after him. He shuffles closer to the wall while you reach up to untie the cord holding the bed curtain open.
It’s only the illusion of privacy—Lae’zel murmurs to Shadowheart across the room and Karlach’s familiar snores already fill the air. But it’s a mental thing, and you turn and Astarion snuggles into you.
“God that’s nice,” you say.
One benefit of him being undead is the man don’t produce body heat. Which means he’s nice and cool against you. Which was real weird at first (something air temperature shouldn’t move or speak), but it’s him and he’s safe, so this feels like him, like safety.
He groans in response—the downside of undead is the man don’t produce his own body heat. Which means his joints get achy unless he’s fed within the last day, or he’s got a nice, large lover blasting him with her own furnace heat.
You’re tired and vaguely hurting. Astarion likes to be the little spoon, and when he’s facing you, he koala’s onto your front. Face tucked in against your neck (or your cleavage; “you make a fantastic pillow, darling”), arms wrapped around your middle, legs all tangled with yours.
But it’s so damn hot, and the walking was too damn long. Your body thrums. Bastard won’t settle. You become too aware of his habitual breath fanning your skin. Of his coolness against you. The arm slung over your ribs.
It’s easy to imagine that mouth of his opening. Tongue snaking out to lap at you, blunt front teeth nipping up and up. Until he finds your lips and—
You shift.
His crotch is right there. Ain’t nothing going on, but you know now what he feels like when he presses against you. When he ruts against you, eyes closed to slits, forgetting to breathe. His hand around yours on his cock as he shows you how to pleasure him. The salty, bitter tang as he comes in your mouth—
“Shit,” you say and shift your legs. Astarion nuzzles against your neck but otherwise says nothing.
Y’all’ve had sex in public. Had sex in an alley. In an inn. But none of those was this close to y’all’s friends. Curtains muffle sound about as well as tent fabric, but they been pitching their tents away from your shared one for some time and for a damn reason. You always thought you were quiet. Turns out, with a partner, not so much (it’s the shit he says; his pick-up lines were so over-the-top they was kinda funny, but when he means it? Who-wee).
You sigh. It’s been a long day. Y’all need to sleep.
You try to shift your hips without dislodging him, hoping to find the right angle to ease the general achiness—
“That’s going to make it more difficult for me to trance, darling,” Astarion says against your skin.
(You don’t shiver. That would be too desperate. And even if you did, he don’t mention it.)
“Sorry,” you say. “Kinda restless. You wanna sleep in separate beds?”
Then he looks up and even in the curtained gloom, his eyes pick up that red shine like a monster in the woods come to lurk.
Okay, so you absolutely shiver. You feel his smile, slow and syrupy, against your collarbone.
“Who said anything about leaving?” he says.
This man. What he does to you. You try to run your fingers through your hair, but it’s dark, you’re human, and you catch his ear instead.
Now he shudders. Presses a kiss to where your neck and shoulder meet.
“Are you…?” you say, because you ain’t always good at reading people and this man in particular is real good at getting himself misread on purpose.
His cool fingers slip down your belly to tease along your smallclothes as his mouth opens to suck on your neck (it’ll bruise). His fingers trace lower, lower…
You clasp a hand over your mouth.
“Offering to help you work through whatever has you so bothered?” he says.
Heat rushes between your legs. You are so horny for him it’s ridiculous. His hand lifts so he can trace along your outer thigh. Then his knee slots between your legs.
“Be a dear and bring this up over my hip, hmm?” he says, tapping a pattern on your thigh. “Open your legs for me, my love.”
“But everybody’s so close.”
He sucks at the damn love bite. He loves leaving marks on you. You think you like him leaving marks on you.
“So long as you stay quiet,” he says, voice gone soft and lilting as his fingers tease under your smallclothes to stroke lower.
The rest on AO3.
#full-bodied and red#these two shitheads#astarion smut#bg3 smut#tavstarion smut#period kink#astarion period kink#blood kink#vampire shenanigans#these two are so weird#idiots in love#they're both assholes
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tell us more about ren she’s so pretty i need lore
Hello anon!! I am so flattered u want to know more about her! Ren is an alternate universe version of my usual Tav.
I’m much better at storytelling visually, so I’ll explain some of my visual choices I’ve made for her character, which contains a bit of the lore I have created thus far. (also thank u for the excuse to just create a character dump post for her lol - i spent way too much time on this)
content warnings: mentions of dissection, scarring one's own face, unhealthy obsessions, stalking, religious trauma... just general fucked up Bhaalist things. + spoilers for BG3
EYES
A keypoint in her design are her eyes; Ren has the same eyes as The Dark Urge's Fiend butler, Sceleritas Fel, reflecting her origin as a creation of Bhaal Himself. Similar to other creations like her and Sceleritas, she was made with the purpose of serving and assisting Bhaal's Chosen.
SCARS
The right side of her face is deliberate scarring of her own doing during her priestess "training". Her body scars, however, are the result of the experimentation performed on her in her early training days. These experiments are often done with the purpose of making unnatural "improvements".
HANDS
I really love how Scarlet Witch's fingertips will stain black as a result of her use of the Darkhold's chaos magic spells, so I took that inspiration and headcannon that Ren's hands/arms do something similar from her "training" as a priestess of Bhaal and her use of necromancy/shadow magic and rituals.
For her general aesthetic, I was mainly inspired by the concept art for Bhaal for BG3 and this art of a priestess of Bhaal. She often wears a large dusty cloak over her usual gown. Placed on the top of her cloak, she will also sometimes wear a crown of thorns, mimicking the "spiky" style of common Bhaalist attire. During their time in the temple, before the events of BG3, she often adorned her face with a broken piece of a human skull. Since her coat is quite heavy, she walks a little hunched over… kind of like a creepy gremlin. Additionally, she will wear a small Bhaalist charm at the collar of her cloak.
Underneath, she wears her typical black gown; the top half resembles Orin’s carapace and blends into her skirt, with leg slits for better mobility, of course! When she isn’t wearing her cloak, her hair is loosely tied back and styled into a collection of braids, accessorized with Bhaalist jewelry.
*Keep in mind I am not a lore expert in terms of D&D deities or Bhaalist lore in general. I took some stuff from the forgotten realms wiki but also just made some stuff up lol, so this NOT D&D or BG3 lore accurate.
Also, again, warnings for unhealthy relationships/obsessions, as well as brief mentions of torture but not in detail.
THEY ARE BHAALISTS THEY HAVE ISSUES!!!!
Similarly to Sceleritas Fel, Ren has a lot of "care" for The Dark Urge. She favours him over Orin, and often clashed heads with her... but of course I have to have some doomed yuri content too!!!!!! so maybe they kissed once or twice >:)
(but waaay before the events of BG3)
Her "training" as a priestess of Bhaal consisted of torture, religious indoctrination, and extreme mental corruption/manipulation, especially by Orin. As implied before, she faced experiments in order to "improve" her usefulness to Bhaal and His Chosen. As a result, she is not the most stable person you'll meet. She is mainly chaotic evil aligned, however, her final loyalties will always lie with The Dark Urge, and she is accepting of his resistance/redemption path, as well as his acceptance/murder hobo path. She is essentially a certified Real One (also doesn't rlly vibe with Bhaal after he kills her evil Dragon boyfriend yk). The tadpole in someway also helped "release" her mind of Bhaal's influence, and while she is still an obsessive and violent girlie, she can be persuaded to not be a total murder hobo and sometimes even decides on her own to go against Bhaal's wishes (she still cool with murder though).
As I previously mentioned, Ren was created by Bhaal to assist His Chosen in his duties and leading the temple, as most priestesses/priests of Bhaal do. She is more of a companion and advisor to The Dark Urge, rather than a servant like Sceleritas Fel. She is deeply (obsessed) "in-love" with The Dark Urge, and supports him over Orin. A while before the whole tadpoles, absolute, blah blah blah stuff, her and Orin had a brief history, but it was moreso Orin's jealousy of what Durge had.
Her in-game class is a Bhaalist class mod! It is very fun so far, and she just levelled up to level 3 and can now has the ability Verminous Metamorphosis, so she can turn into a… RAAAAT!! 🐀 sorry, Astarion :( However, I see her as a combo of this and a death cleric of Bhaal.
In terms of how her story is going in the BG3 campaign, i still haven't fully fleshed anything out yet! I would assume she would have a large impact on Durge's memory loss. Maybe she will have her own gaps in memory, but knows they have a reason to go to Baldur's Gate. As for other durge events, I believe she would be proud of The Dark Urge for such a "beautiful display of gore!" after Alfira night lol.
I'm still undecided if I want to do redemption or murder hobo durge... I don't want to kill Isobel so I'm probably going to headcannon that Bhaal tasks The Dark Urge with killing her, as a way to test if he is "losing his way", or if he cares more about the life of a "mere servant of Bhaal" than his own "birthright" as Bhaal's Chosen.
For now I am just going with the flow of the game and doing some fun photo and gif series of Ren and Durge's adventure in my Durgetav playthrough!
Face preset | hair | scar | eyes | makeup + bloody lips | body tattoo & autopsy scar
Orin top, arms + legs | dress + accessories | cloak | hood + crown/mask | lingerie
♡ PLAYLIST
dividers made by me with canva; graphics by @/brand314195326 and @/dhtgip.
screenshots by me ♡
#oc: Bhaalist Priestess!Ren#my inbox#bg3#bg3 oc#bg3 tav#sorry im still not great at writing lol#i really like a lot of these photos so ill probably make them their own posts too!!
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top ten reasons why you should vote for the ramshackle trio in the @obscure-skirmish showdown
sponsored by my huuge special interest and infodumping tendencies
pls read it i put a lotta effort and time into it 👉👈 (but ig the tl;dr is im incredibly autistic abt zeddy and her work and i really want them to win)
first off, who are these guys? skipp (the blonde-ish happy one), stone (the skrunkly emo boi), and vinnie (the pirate gremlin) are three hobos who do whatever they can to survive on the streets. pickpocketing, other kinds of theivery, murder, and general mischief. anything goes! the world theyre in is old-timey (@zeddyzi, the creator, has described it as walking into an antique shop). it was originally a comic on webtoon/tumblr, and now its getting an animated pilot sometimes! isnt that cool!?
so, do you like hobo children? the found family trope? little guys? amazing, unique art? funny characters? ramshackle has all of that and more!! so much more!
onto the actual list :3
reason #1: the comedy. ive already said this but lemme elaborate on it a bit more here. if you like comedy w heart, ramshackle might be the thing for you. the trio is just some dummies (endearing) doing dumb things together and they love each other and just waahhhh look at themm
reason #2: the art. just,
look
at it. zeddy mostly uses what i like to call a dirt color pallete. im just using more colorful examples bc i can. fun fact, my art style is heavily influenced by hers, and she also inspired me to draw a lot more. you should vote for that right?
reason #3: im really autistic abt ramshackle 🥺 and, and if you dont vote for it 🥺🥺youre being ableist🥺🥺🥺 /j (obviously vote for who you want to lmoo)
reason #4: uhh, i think im talking abt zeddy more than the actual ramshackle trio, so ehm, skipp! a happy-go-lucky air mandolin-playing apple enjoyer
he eats apples whole, core and all :0 also since he has no money he plays the air mandolin (and keep in mind this isnt rlly recent info so maybe its not canon anymore hehe, i dont rly see timestamps on posts). hes so dumb and sweet, youd vote for him right?
reason #5: stone. where do i start? hes a sopping wet pathetic emo whos addicted to monster energy, ciggies, and the weird goo leaking outta the old shack downtown (ok that one may not be... confirmed. yet). he also somehow has most of the fandom simping for him
reason #6: vinnie! the money gremlin! whos also vaguely pirate themed! and may or may not have stabbed someone in the dick (theres a post abt this but i cannot find it 😭)
if you dont vote for her, she might stab *you* in the dick. just sayin.
fuck. reason #7: i put a lot of effort into this propaganda post
🥺👉👈
reason #8: do you honestly need any more reasons for that? i just feel like if this much propaganda wont sway you, nothing will
reason #9: are any of these technically reasons? or just me seeing an opportunity to infodump abt my favorite thing and swooping in?
reason #10:
please.
#monke.maks#i am zeddys biggest fan <-(has a huge special interest on her and her work)#ramshackle#propaganda#ramshackle sweep!!!#long post#polls#tumblr polls#2023
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colette definitely does not sleep well as the dark urge. especially if she begins to resist it. like if she doesn't completely satisfy the urges with killing and slaughtering her enemies, she definitely is afraid of what will happen when she sleeps. especially because the last time she fell asleep, she killed alfira. like. that fucked her up for the longest time. she didn't eat, didn't sleep, was afraid of touching anyone for the longest time.
and even still, if her partners know about her dark urges, she's still frightened to sleep with them, to try and be with them intimately because she's afraid that she will hurt them or kill them. she knows that her father could likely take control of her at any moment if she continued to resist and just take what she loved from her.
that's why i think she doesn't initiate into a true relationship until late stages of act 2 to mid stage of act 3. after she's free from bhaal, that's the only time she allows herself to truly be free.
otherwise, i think she's very much so touch starved, wanting to be with someone but too scared to do such.
#divine violence | colette musings#she's never not on my mind#like damn#love my little murder hobo#ps her canonical romance is astarion and then ascended astarion#because she's definitely not taking that away from him
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