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hiro-doodlez · 6 months

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LIST OF ENGLISH ACRONYMS AND ABBREVIATIONS (the random letters that people use sometimes)!! FEEL FREE TO USE AS A REF (reference) SHEET!! In alphabetical too!!

Tone indicators at the bottom!

GENERAL:

AFK- away from keyboard

AKA- also known as

ASAP- as soon as possible

ASL- American Sign Language

B4- before

BC- because

BF- boyfriend

BFF- best friends forever

BTW- By the way

BTS- Behind the scenes/back to school / that one band

BRB- be right back

CW: content warning

Cya- see ya

DM- direct message

DW- dont worry

EZPZ- easy peasy

FB- Facebook

FW: flash warning

FAQ- frequently asked questions

FYI- for your information

GF- girl friend

GG- good game

GJ- Good job

GL- good luck

Gnite- good night

GTFO- get the fuck out

GTG- got to go

Gud- good

H8- hate

HBD- happy birthday

Hella- really

HMU- Hit me up

HW- Homework

IDK- I don't know

IDC- I don't care

IG- I guess / instagram

IK- I know

IKR- I know right

K- okay

Lmao- laughing my ass off

Kewl- cool

Kk- okay

Lol- laugh out loud

ILY- I love you

ILYSM- I love you so much

IMO- in my opinion

IRL- in real life

IYKYK- if you know you know

JFC- Jesus fucking chrkst

Jk- just kidding

L8R- later

LMAO- laughing my ass off

LMK-let me know

LOL- laughing out loud

Mkay- mm okay

NE- Any

NE1- anyone

NGL- not gonna lie

NM- Nothing much

NP: no problem

NSFW- not safe for work

NVM- nevermind

NW- no worries

Obv- obviously

OFC- of course

OMW- on my way

OP- original post(er)

OTP- one true pairing

Ova- over

Pic- picture

Pls-please

Plz-please

POV: point of view

Ppl- people

Prolly- probably

QOTD- quote of the day

R- are

RB- reblog

Ref- reference

Rly- really

RN- right now

RP- role play

RPG-role playing game

RT- retweet

Sec- second

SH- self harm

SMH- shaking my head

SMP- survival multiplayer server (Minecraft) / social media platform (?)

S.O- significant other

Sui- suicide

Sus- suspicious

STFU- shut the fuck up

T- testosterone

TBA- to be announced

TBF- to be fair

TBH- to be honest

TF- the fuck

Thnks- thanks

Thx- thanks

TLDR- too long didn't read (usually a summary)

TMRW- tomorrow

TOS- terms of service

TTYL-talk to you later

TW: trigger warning

Vid- video

WTF- what the fuck

WYD- what are you doing?

YOLO- You only live once

YT- YouTube

YW- you're welcome

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If the one youre looking for isnt here, either i forgot or its a fandom! Id suggest looking it up if youre confused!

Extra note: if you see 8 in one of the acronyms, then it usually is used as an “ate” sound. So h8= ate, gr8= great ect.

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TONE INDICATORS:

/aff- affectionate

/c- copypasta

/cb- clickbait (?)

/f- fake

/gen- genuine

/genq- genuine question

/half joking

/ij- inside joke

/j- joking

/lyr- lyrics

/lh- light hearted

/lu- little upset

/neg- negative

/nf- not forced

/nm- not mad

/npa- not passive aggresive

/nsrs- not serious

/p- platonic

/pa- passive aggresive

/pos- positive

/q- quote

/r- romantic

/ref

/s- sarcastic

/srs- serious

/t- teasing

/th- threat

I HOPE THIS HELPS!! and if i forgot to add one feel free to send an ask ^^

#hiro.txt #abbreviations #english help #tone indicators

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n1cholaswang · 2 years

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CHERRY WAVES — HHJ

nonidol!au — bestfriend!junhan x afab!reader (sorry for my guys & non-binary pals)

cw: absolute FILTH. the idea of face fucking. exhibitionism. mutual pining. drinking. speeding. rough sex. breeding. idk lemme know if i missed something

wc: 1.9k (istg i thought it was longer)

a/n: xdinary heroes' cb stage got me actin a damn fool 😭 next up is gunil i swear.

you and hyeongjun have been friends since you were in diapers, living next to each other and growing up together.

you were there when he found his passion for music, when he bought his first electric guitar, when he had his first gig, and he was thankful for you.

everybody in both your families and at school thought you were a couple but that simply wasn't the case.

or at least, it wasn't for you.

hyeongjun was desperately in love with you, but your crush for his bandmate seungmin was the only thing standing in the way of him asking you out.

one night when he was doing a gig at a small bar, he noticed you in the crowd wearing an outfit that was perfect for your body.

it showed off all your assets and made you resemble a succubus.

his grip on his guitar tightened as his cock hardened under his jeans, unintentionally playing a short sour note. the note went unnoticed by the crowd but not by gunil who looked over at him briefly with eyebrows furrowed.

hyeongjun was not one to mess up, not in practice or on stage. it just wasn't in his nature but how could he play perfectly when a breathtaking sight was standing in front of him?

you couldn't help but notice his never ending, unchanging gaze. a stare that was unfamiliar to you as he has never looked at you this way before.

he somehow was able to manage to get through the show without any more slip ups, but now his lower half was painfully hard and he needed to get off that stage as soon as possible.

usually he'd hide away in the bathroom and be able to get one off before having to go home but there was such a long line for the bathroom, he couldn't wait.

he helped his band members put away their instruments to the van in the meantime though his cock was screaming for attention.

then, you came outta nowhere.

"you guys did amazing, per usual", you squealed while giving each of them a hug

"but i suppose i can't expect anything but perfection from y'all"

when you hugged hyeongjun, you felt a hardness poking at your skin and he cursed at himself in his head for letting his sinful thoughts get the best of him.

all he wanted to do was push your precious head down and fuck your mouth in front of everybody, especially seungmin.

he decided to (awkwardly) hug you back, his hands going down from your shoulders to the small of your back then to your waist, lightly pushing you away.

his featherlight yet stern touch lingered on your skin and you couldn't quite figure out why.

your eyes scanned hyeongjun up and down over and over again with each look making him delicious in a way you couldn't explain.

his fluffy wavy hair all in the way, making him shake it out of his eyes or move it manually, his half zip-up, half button-up shirt fitting his slim frame gracefully, his reddish-orange jeans hugging his thighs and the outline of his cock beautifully.

holy shit.

you didn't notice how god-like he was until now.

the you from 5 years ago would be beating you up right now if they knew you were practically drooling over your best friend.

to distract and distance yourself, you made your way inside the bar again. you sat on one of the stools and asked for a shot of their darkest and strongest liquor.

one shot became two, which became three, then four, five, six, seven...

and here you were, "singing" along to rihanna and "dancing" around with some stranger.

the stranger's hands were all over your body, not that you minded. simply because you in your drunken state thought those hands were hyeongjun's.

you moaned when those hands gripped your waist tightly and pressed your ass against a hard-on.

you grinded against it, feeling yourself getting warm. but the warmth wasn't too long as you were pulled away quite quickly.

you looked up and seen the thing that pulled you away wasn't a thing at all.

it was hyeongjun.

he leaned down into your ear, "what the hell are you doing?"

"enjoying myself!"

"maybe a little too much", he wrapped two fingers around your wrist, "i'll take you home"

"i can take care of myself, thank you very much!"

you yanked your arm away and turned to walk away but you didn't get far. he pulled you back into him, colliding with his chest.

"that wasn't a question nor was it a suggestion"

his voice low but serious matched with how his fingers stayed glued to your hips and his cock poking you from behind made your mind go blank.

next thing you know, you're in the car with him, hyeongjun's knuckles turning white with how harshly he's gripping the steering wheel.

you look over and notice he was going 100 in a 45.

"jun...", you slur, "slow down"

"are you insane? dancing with someone you don't even know?", there was anger laced in his usually soft voice, "who know what would've happened to you if i wasn't there"

"but im- fine"

he scoffed and shook his head, turning the corner so sharply you thought you were gonna fly out the window.

somehow, you made it back to your place alive. you notice your roommate's car wasn't there and you smile to yourself, finally getting hyeongjun alone.

"d'you wa'a come inside?"

"considering i don't think you can make it out of this car without falling on your face? yes"

hyeongjun turned off the car and got out, your eyes following him as he walked around the front of the car to the passenger side, opening the door and helping you out.

you purposely tripped over air to get closer to him, his natural scent and cologne mixing with the stench of alcohol made you even more drunk.

"my point exactly: you just tripped"

you fell back into the car door, shutting it and pulling hyeongjun into you, then the two of you began to stare into each other's eyes.

if the sexual tension wasn't obvious before, it was definitely obvious now.

your hands gripped onto his blouse tighter, pulling him slightly closer.

"what is it, [name]?"

his question was asked in such a small tone, you thought he was whispering. but really he was just trying not to crack.

"tell me what you want"

you whimpered softly and rubbed your thighs together, hoping he'd get the hint.

and he did.

hyeongjun's arms trapped you in between his body and the car, not that you minded at all. you just wish he'd get closer.

and your wish was granted.

his lips brushed against your cheek to get to your ear, "i won't do anything unless you tell me what it is you want"

your breathing became uneven. he was so close, you could've swore he could hear your heart pounding.

"i want you", you breathed out.

"yeah?", one of his arms slid down and wrapped around your waist, "finally you want me? after all these years?"

you decide to play his game and bring one of your legs to his waist.

"you can either fuck me or you can leave, i'll just get seungmin here"

his eyes flashed an angry stare before he turned you around and bent you over the car hood.

hyeongjun let his hands roam from the soft material of a light jacket around your shoulders down to the cropped vest to the black undershirt then to the flimsy dark striped skirt that didn't even reach your mid thigh.

he flipped the skirt up and admired how your ass looked in the tights before taking them in his hands and ripping it perfectly to access your core.

hyeongjun let two fingers slide up and down between your folds, gathering the never ending wetness to taste.

the bittersweet taste of you intoxicated him, made him drunk on pussy that he hasn't properly tasted yet. and if he wasn't in such a rush to cum, you two would be out there for hours, his head between your thighs as he slurps up all the juices dripping from you.

he unbuttons his jeans and pulls them, along with his boxers, down enough for his hardness to spring out.

he tapped himself against your wetness, arousal messily coating the tip of his cock.

hyeongjun couldn't wait any longer and neither could you, reaching around and lining him up with your desperate hole.

the moment he pushed himself in was the same moment he fell apart as a man.

he thought jooyeon was kidding when he said pussy can make a man fold in seconds.

his ringed fingers tightly wrapped around the skirt and bunched it up around your waist, fucking himself into you at a speed that made your head fuzzy, eyes heavy, and vision blurry.

you didn't know he could fuck like this: so rough, so calculated, so mind-blowing.

his cock was angled so perfectly, he was teasingly brushing against that gummy spot that made you wanna cum instantly and you know he knew it.

the way your walls pulsed around him only made him thrust deeper as he laid on your back, nibbling on your neck.

"is this what you wanted?", he sighed, "just wanted me to put you in your place huh?"

the way his hips smashed against yours had you seeing stars and moaning like a porn star.

hyeongjun put his hand over your mouth, muffling the sounds you were making.

"hush now my dear. don't want your neighbors callin' the cops"

"more importantly...", he started pounding into you, your body sliding up the car hood with each harsh snap of his hips, "don't want nobody else hearin' how good you sound for me"

you reached back with a shaky hand and turned your head, kissing him with much passion, desperation, and love.

he kissed you back and hummed into your mouth, feeling how you tighten around him.

hyeongjun's skillful fingers lightly tapped your clit which, between his relentless fucking and the little bursts of pleasure, threw you over the edge.

your knees buckled, pussy burying his cock deep inside of you, and moans being swallowed by hyeongjun's mouth. your legs shook beneath his but he didn't stop.

he felt a wave of wetness cover his cock from inside, but he still didn't stop.

he wanted you withering around him; entire body shaking in pleasure, begging him to stop but quickly tightening around his cock every time he tries to pull even an inch out.

but, he remembered you were outside so it's not like he could fuck you into oblivion here. so, he pulled out, much to your dismay as you sobbed from the sudden disappearance.

"wanna fuck you properly, on a bed"

you didn't hesitate to pull yourself up from the hood and walk to your front door with his still rock hard cock in hand.

hyeongjun was not good at keeping his word. he didn't even wait to get to the bedroom before he bent you over and started fucking you again as harshly as before, making you cry out in pleasure and your legs give out.

he grabs your hips and helps you stand on shaky legs all the while he's still pounding into you.

you have no idea who this man was and what he did with the real han hyeongjun but you weren't complaining, especially when he was cumming a seemingly uncontrollable amount inside of you, muttering and whimpering about pumping you full of cum every day until you're pregnant.

#kpop hard hours #kpop hard thoughts #xdinary heroes smut #xdinary heroes #junhan #xdinary heroes junhan #junhan smut #Spotify

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asherthehimbo · 5 months

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Abt to do Arriba

idk if im ready for this

OKAY THE BEGINING BEAT

I WANNE SHAKE MY ASS ALREADY

OKAY STARTING WITH THE DEEP VOICE

NOW SEONGHWA OKAY

THE AUTOTUNE GOING CRAZY

ARIBBBA

DONT START WISPERING LIKE THAT BRO I WASNT READY

DID THEY JUST 'SKKRT SKKRT"?????

THIS SONG IS FIRE BRO

OKAY MINGI LETS GO

OKAY IDK WHAT HE SAYING BUT I LOVE THE WAY HE CHANGES HIS VOICE

HONGJONG HELLO WELCOME

THE SILENT SINGING AGAIN I WANNE KNOW WHAT THEY SAYING THESE LYRIC VIDS BETTER GET OUT FAST

JUST WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO "SKKRT SKKKRT SKKRT"

OKAY JONGHO🤩

ARIIIIIIBBBBBAAAAA

can u guys tell I alr love this CB

#asher 🌑 speaks #Ateez wrecks Asher

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subskz · 5 months

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HE WAS A SK8R BOI!!! SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOY!!!!!!!!!

Skater Bf!Yenie is back, babey!!! Skirt and all!!!

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RIN! Idk if you know, but Weeekly just had their first cb in a year and seven months with their album ColoRise and title track Vroom Vroom; currently crossing limbs that Changbin will do the challenge bc... yes, crumbs.

Idk, check out ColoRise and any of their stages (personally, the outfits and stage for Inkigayo(?) have been my favorite thus far) plus their press performance where they performed most of the album

Also, their physical album colors (pink, green, blue) match the online cover for Rock-Star, so •3• but pastels v.s neons

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Anyways!!! Hope you've been well and taking care of yourself 🫶🫶 mwah

YOUR PISCEAN THIRD EYE STRIKES AGAIN 😭🙏❤️‍🔥 u have to be the universe’s favorite at this point first we got pink haired yeni in a half skirt for maxident now this!! the ripped pants under his skirt and cropped sweater…he’s so pop punk skaterboy it’s literally your concept to a tee. those tears at the knees of his pants are from all the times he failed a skateboard trick and fell trying to impress you hehe

the weeekly comeback at long last!! i’m so glad you reminded me i checked out vroom vroom and i adore it!! the chorus esp had me hooked right away it’s so catchy and their vocals are really sweet and pleasant 😽 the handwork in their choreo is so satisfying too…i’m counting on you to manifest binnie dancing to it he’s been shaking his ass extra hard lately lmao

i watched the inkigayo stage and a few others and i agree w you abt their inkigayo outfits!! the pastels are so lovely n i also really like how they decorated the stage w all those flowers and the pink car, i can see why it’s ur fave <3 i liked their music bank looks a lot too! also…i’m still learning all the girls’ names please tell me who this is…she’s so charming and cute i couldnt take my eyes off her in literally every performance i watched 😭

that’s ur girl monday w the red hair right? she absolutely kills the vocals in this song she’s such a charismatic performer ♡_♡ i hope you’ve been doing well too my dearest pink hehe it’s good to see you again!!

#the album cover is so pretty <3 what are ur faves? mine are definitely backwards and sweet dream!#ask #pink #💌 innie

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livealittleoc-cb · 5 months

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Small Update!

🍒: I’m slamming my face against this mirror if Mammon doesn’t get his shit together-. I swear, I just want to spend some time with my fellow friends and just enjoy their company…totally not bullshitting-. *grins* Anyways we’re going to an arcade cause Greed is a bitch and wouldn’t agree to do anything else for late human holidays.~ 🥰

💸: I’ll slam your face in for you. 😐 Why are you even in here with me-. I’m trying to get ready for your bitch ass. *rolls his eyes grumbling* I just wanted to spend the day in playing video games and napping what did I do to deserve this. *sighs* I’m so close to going out in my boxer shorts.

🍒: You go out in just boxers and I’m making sure your eternal life is a hellfire-. Stop being so negativeeee! I’m doing this for your health! This is one of the few times Hades lets us go out into the human world, enjoy it.

💸: I go into the human world more then you. Not my fault your dangerous. Plus we aren’t alone, we have to go with Plague and Crow. *glares at him* also you’re not my friend.

🍒: *dramatic gasp*

🦊: I can hear those two arguing from here-. *shakes his head* Anyways, I’m always up for a day out. I just don’t know what to wear or if I should let the hair down or tie it up. *purses his lips* Or if I should wear makeup…What exactly do you do at an arcade. I realized I never asked them…they started to fight that’s why-. Is it like a club? Someone please tell me I need to know what to wear and if I need to be sexy or casual!

🩵🩵: @monsterhigh-cb [🐟🤍💍 && ⚡💙 && 👻💜 && 🐺💕 && 🎤💖 && 👑💛] @evicted-oc [☕️🤎 && 🐼🖤 && 🔦💛 && 🧊🩵 && 💄🖤] @theinvitation-bot [🐭🩶💒] @welcome-to-maniac [🐇🖤 💍 && 🌻❤️ && 🌕❤️‍🔥 && 🐿️❣️] @fantasyaespa [🐈 💚💍 && ☀️🩵] @k-venturetime [🍓❣️] @multi-joong [🌧️🧡💍 && 🎨💚] @kardpackcb [🌙💝 && 🐺❤️‍🔥]

possible new residents: @faywithlove @badbf-cb @clubwnderland @domxbot @welcometosector1 @lunaaofthemoon @reve-rv @multi-esme @the-hellhounds @san-cb @jinju-oc @enhanced-cb @lavienrosecabaretxo @oppositesattraxt @domrachaa @hwangsiblings-oc @coffeexdreamcb @silcntxnight @moonlightchn @blogger-yura @crimson-l @thesugaredalchemists @folklore-cb @doom-bc @hearthstone-apothecary @vandalsxcb @redlight-cb @inferno-cb @damnationinc @moongoddesselene @darkloversxcb @urluvlyfe @9ateez-multiau-bot @minsour-r @jeonsoyeonn @secretscb @onlyomega-cb @obsession-cb [DM + / -]

#🔭small update!#🍒wrath.txt #💸greed.txt #🦊lust.txt

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the-hellhounds · 10 months

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Days had passed from Easter and some of the hounds had been disappearing. Their leader had been stressed since as he couldn't scent out where his pack members where.

"Should we call San?" Renjun asks from his seat next to Johnny and Jaemin.

With a shake of his head, Taeyong's eyes scanned all around the living room floor in thought as everyone was worried. Having called a pack meeting sounded scary from him as his voice was deeper than normal.

"It could be dangerous and I don't want his pack to get in harms way."

"You're talking as if they don't have a Werejaguar in their pack." Haechan mumbles from beside Jeno.

"They actually have 2 I think." Ten mentions, only making Haechan's eyes widen. "One of them is just more dangerous than the other since Kai thought he could snag her."

"Imagine if those two had a fight..." YangYang whispers to Chenle.

"Obviously Kai would lose." Haechan whispers to him, making the two younger hounds nod quickly. They knew that a Werejaguar wasn't always easy to defeat.

Snapping at his younger hounds, Taeyong's eyes begin to glow an ember red, almost blood boiling in them. "Can you stop talking about Rhea and Kai? We're here to talk about what to do with the missing members of the pack."

With fingers immediately pointing to Ravi, a new elder hound. He looked up from his phone to see half of the pack glaring at him. "What?"

"You're the new one here and we can't blame Baekhyun. He's missing too!"

"I say we throw him into the ocean..." Hanbin mutters, grunting after as he gets his ribs shoved at by Kyun.

"We're not throwing any-" stopping in his words, the leader glares at a smirking Hanbin. "You're not drowning anyone." He sighs, rubbing the bridge of his nose in stress. "We need everyone in this pack to cooperate and be on the same team. And that means you, Ravi. You may be new here, but- JAEMIN!"

"Sorry, sorry..." lowering his phone from checking on his fiance and second angel, Jaemin smiles sheepishly.

Cursing under his breath, he gets back on track to what he was saying. "Just be nice to each other. I already have enough with Chanyeol on my ass over how he's Hades."

"Tell him he owes me a new car!" Haechan whines. "He could've always just opened the gates to the underworld and walked. He just had to use my car to go down there..."

Dismissing the pack, Taeyong heads out quickly before he snapped again. Hades- Chanyeol only knew how he would get when infuriated.

🔥 : @badbf-cb ( lisa ♥︎ ) - @fallenangel-oc ( staci & alya ♥︎ × ♥︎ ) - @lovesick-hyuck ( ♥︎ ) - @witch-renjunnie ( ♥︎ ) - @monsterhigh-cb ( jaemin ♥︎ ) - @livealittleoc-cb ( jay & ace ) - @k-dislyte ( moonbyul ♥︎ ) - @beaconhillsxbot - @redroom-cb - @universe-of-superm - @kitsuneboyscb - @ateezmystery - @frathouse-cb - @raiden-oc ( 🌺 ♥︎ ) - @clubwnderland - @domxbot - @kimheebby - @fantasyaespa - @league-of-assassins - @angelsxdemons-cb ( karina ♥︎ ) - @dreampodcast - @kavengers-assemble - @dc-heroes-cb [dm for + or -]

#and tensions arise #dun dun dun #welcome Ravi! :D #and Chanyeol turning to be Hades in disguise

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popculturebuffet · 12 hours

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Here Comes Garfield: Here Comes Garfield Review: Together Again (Patreon Review for Emma Fici)

Hello all you cool cats and nobody's fool cats and welcome back to here comes garfield, a look at garfield's fine history of specials.

Last time I took a look at his first apperance with the hourlong special the fantastic funnies which had Garfield's First animated apperance, some interviews with various comic strip creators.. and nothing else of value. Except maybe a possible doonesbury spinoff where micheal doonsebury and broom hilda become wacky roomates.

The Garfield Short itself however was fantastic, adapting a few great strips with Scott Beach doing a decent job in the roll and Thom Huge's first roll as john showoing what a naturual he was. The shorts were impressive enough that CBS ordered a full special.

So thus here came here comes Garfield. Both John and Garfield were recast from the fantastic funnies short: For Garfield they clearly had wide auditions.. but Lorenzo Music easily won after his first. Licking himself probably helped. Music was best known as the voice only character "Carlton, the Doorman" on Rhoda, and while he did some voice work here and there, Garfield was easily his biggest roll, with the second being Peter Venkman on the real ghostbusters, being just as good at the roll as Bill Murray and yes i'll stake my claim on that. He was also replaced by David Collier of Full House Infamy. I'm cursed with this knowledge and now so are you. And yes it was a massive downgrade.

For John they wanted an LA actor, so frequent guest actor Sandy Kenyon replaced Thom Huge. Thankfully Huge would be given the part back after auditoning for the next special when Kenyon wasn't avaliable and despite never leaving indiana, he was just THAT good. We also finally got a cast for Odie with Gregg Berger, who got cast because

I scraped the background info i got for this from wherever I could. Still Berger went on to be a longtime voice actor, being the only one of the big three's va's to still be at it. My faviorite roll of his is he, grimlock but berger has a staggering career I wasn't aware of.

The rest of our cast are: second fred flintstone Henry Collis as grouchy neighbor Huebert, Owl from Winnie the Pooh and frequent scooby doo guest voice actor hank garret as Huebert's wife Reba and pro wrestling hall of famer and sitcom starr, both entirely true I looked it up, Hank Garrett as vet inmates Fast Eddy and Fluffy.

Our final bit of casting wasn't for voice acting but for the Special's soundtrack, a person so integral to these specials I can't imagine them without him: Ladies, Gentlemen and that beautiful rainbow inbetween and outside, please welcome mr lou rawls!

Rawls is a legendary R and B artist, with "you'll never find" being his signature. He's been on the Muppet Show, the Proud Family, Sesame Street, and more. He was a legend and i'm very sad he's gone.

It's these specials that introduced me to rawls, though it took the muppet show to get me to look at more of his songs and he brought his a game. The reason? He saw the residuals sexual predator Bill Cosby was getting from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids and had one thought when asked to do Garfield

Jim Davis would be proud.. because he was also in it for the money. And like the earlier years of Garfield, Lou Rawls didn't half ass it: the songs he performed for this special and later ones were truly fantastic and he always had a banger ready to open the special. I'm still baffled they were never put on a cd, with the only album relases being for here comes garfield and a mixtape from various r and b artists that includes shake a paw from Garfield Gets a Life. The specials would not be the same without Lou in them, and i'm happy he kept taking that check as he made them better each time he provided a silky opening song to kick off the hyjinks.

So with a bunch of vetran sitcom actors, the voice of an angel and a ton of strips, how was Here Comes Garfield? join me under the cut to find out.

We open the special with Garfield throwing his alarm clock through a window after rudely waking him up. A perfect intro: shows off he's cranky, sleepy and takes no shit.

We then follow it up with an elaborate dance number from Garfield, as he's known for, set to our title theme tune, here comes garfield. It's Rawls first crack at the character.. and it's a gorgeous, catchy song that sums up everything from Garfield's love of lasanga to his laziness. Is it weird to juxtopose that with an elaborate rotoscoped dance? yes yes it is. Is the animation and song so smooth it dosen't matter? Yup.

The dancing was modeled after Desirée Goyette, who also wrote the songs and sung the final one with Rawls, and also presented an issue as it didn't look quite right at first as Garfield to this point mostly stood like a blob. Since it was done at the Mendelsons where Peanuts was done, Sparky Schultz ended up providing the answer: the feet were too small and it's where Garfield got his big feet and smaller legs. They weren't to the degree they'd grow later, for better and for worse, but it's neat to know this evolution in garfield's appearance came from Sparky.

After this Garfield does some of his usual stuff: He threatens Odie, in his first animated appearance, wants a big breakfast then gets pissy when John won't give him the big breakfast and reacts entirely normally.

Several of the bits from this special were taken directly from the strip. Sadly unlike with the Fantastic Funnies, most aren't bookmarked, but thanks to google I was able to find a few i'll highlight. If I missed one or two, feel free to point them out, as there's a lot. Like the peanuts specials these earlier garfield ones tend to adapt a few one off bits for scenes and weave them into the plot.

Mid Breakfast, cat food as John hasn't yet had his spirit entirley broken, Odie startles Garrfield, a fight insues, and Jon throws his pets outside. Before we join them i'd like to talk about Sandy Kenyon's john.. and how he really dosen't work in the roll. What Huge got and what Wally Wingert and, at least judging from trailers, Nicholas Hoult get as John is that ballance: of put upon weary looser and optimstic dork. The latter part wasn't as prominent yet, but Huge would slide into it effortlessly.

Kenyon's John feels more like we're in a cat themed version of the stepfather and at any moment he's going to kill both pets, change his name and be on to another town. He feels like he's going to put down some plastic sheeting, throw on some huey lewis and get the axe out. He feels like he's one setback away from putting on a mask and going after some teenage cats. John is just too course here, too angry. Kenyon's trying to be deadpan but unlike other Jons, it comes off more threatening. And John CAN be threatning to his cat when he wants to be, but it comes off more like an angry dad, which is what he is, instead of an angry serial killer dad.

So our heroes go out and frolic in the flowers before a dog bites Garfield

And then another dog bites garfiled, Fluffy, the weird looking dog owned by Garfield's next door neighbor Huebert.

I'm so happy to get to talk about Huebert. As you may know, Garfield.. dosen't have the biggest bench of side characters in the strip itself. garfield and friends added a few paticuarlly binky (who went from a one off character in the strip and specials to one of the series best character) and the garfield show did the same, but in the strip it's kept to, outside our three person main cast, Liz, Nermal, Arlene, John's Parents, Doc Boy, Irma, Lyman early on and in more recent decades, the Big Vicious Dog. It's not a bad bench to pull from and some can go out of focus for a while if Jim Davis and his merry band of ghost writers runs out of ideas, but it works. Some strips have massive spraling casts like breaking cat news, some just need a few main characters and a few side cast to function. It didn't mean there were NO other characters or no guest characters, the 80's in paticular has some bangers and two of them even show up in this special, but in terms of recurring cast Jim Davis and Co kept it light.

Huebert and Reba are part of that cast and while not used these days, still made an impression when they were around. They were one note mostly being there to either gape in horror at John and Garfield's nonsense or be a victim of it. It did work though. They mostly stuck to sundays as it gave the gags enough room to work them in.

Huebert here assumes Garfield attacked Muffin unprovoked.. which isn't that unfair if you've known garfield formore than a single minute. Garfield and Odie don't help matters by trolling the guy. Hueburt dosen't help matters by trying to whollop them with his stick.

When that fails, he decides to call animal control. And in the garfield unvierse the city pound is apparnetly fucking psychotic as they not only just. manifest instantly, but don't ask any followup questions such as "are these somebody's pets", "Why do you want these animals removed" and "Whats your offer." They jsut show up to swoop our guys up.

Garfield hides but Odie, befitting his nature, is too stupid to and gets nabbed. Garfield seems genuinely sorry about it.. before griping, reminding us he's nature's perfect asshole. he does try to tell john about it with some fun patnomime.. but all john gets is Garfield might have fleas, a bit I really like.

Garfield gives up to watch some tv, then sleeps, thinking back to him and Odie as puppies.. before seeing the net come in and tkae the boy. And honestly this setup, Garfield feeling guilt one of his only friend sin the world is absent but taking his sweet time to do anything because he's that stubborn and selfish that he can't ADMIT it, works really well.

Eventually Garfield wakes up and needs to feed lest his hunger consume him then us all. So we get our second song, Long About Midnight, a fun jazz number from Rawls about Garfield's appitite. I also say Rawl's r and b style REALLY fits garfield well Rawls music tends to be laid back and jovial, talking about romancin and relaxin, and that fits garfield just fine. He can get it and he's ntohing but relaxed.

We get some food shenanigans during it recycled from a sunday, minus john for plot purposes

Thanks to Alyssabeth on Goodreads for putting this tsrip in her review, I wouldn't of remembered this refrence without it. Though I will say the gags are made better thans to Music's delivery. He just.. fits garfield so perfectly, having that nice combination of sardonic and laid back. There's a reason voices after him.. just haven't quite felt right. Bill Murray did a great job despite terrible material, and Frank Welker is decent, but Music just set an impossibly high bar that's yet to be cleared. He was garfield and elevated the character from great to god tier.

It's telling that for once food can't fill the void inside: Garfield misses his dog/punching bag/brother and decides to go free him. he NEARLY does.. only for the creepy watch men to catch him.

It's in Stir garfield meets two of his cell mates: Fast Eddie and Fluffy. Fast Eddie and Fluffy are actuallyt aken from a January 1981 arc I remember vividly as I had the book it was in as a kid.

The special changed the two slightly changing Eddie's name, Fluffy into a dog, and making both more realistically colored, though the latter's a bit more understandable on Fast Eddie/Guido, as we didn't have a color fo rhim. Fluffy on the other hand was on the back of the book he was in, so I don't know what the excuse there was.

I also admit I prefer Fluffy's original design, the big blue dopey look versus a more generic dog in the special.

The arc they were in was fairly short, with almost none of it really adapted for the special, just taking the characters and the situation of garfield in the pound, but they were still a great take. I may not like the change in fluffy but the two are a lot of fun and help speed along expositoin.

Eddie sticks up for Odie when Garfield gripes at him for getting him thrown in jail, only for Eddie to reveal that Odie is to be PUT DOWN TOMMOROW.

Yes. I wasn't kidding about how.. weirdly sadistic the pound is in this universe. Granted it COULD'VE been this weirdly sadistic in the 80's too but yes, despite having been here for less than a day they already plan to MURDER ODIE to make room. Whose running this pound?

Yeah that tracks. So Garfield tries to figure out a way to savd Odie from death and comforts his best friend on his last night. It's a genuinely heartbreaking scene, not helped by our third song "So Long Old Friend" If you can listen to this song without tearing up, you have no soul and i'm pretty sure even that's sketchy as vampires would cry tears of blood over this.

Garfield vows to save odie but Eddie holds Garfield back as they'll "take you too"

Thankfully Garfield gets an out: a little girl comes by to adopt a pet and all the cats and dogs line up. I also like all the various cats and dogs here, who Eddie outlined earlier my faviorites being Rocky, a nermal sized cat who beat up a neigherbood dog, Charlotte, a lovely kitty who simply scratched up some royal drapes, and Weird Larny who got arrested for impersonating a moose. Garfield gets picked because of plot convience.. but bolts to rescue Odie from certain death...

The other pets join him in booking it the hell out of deathland and overun the one guy trying to stop them. It's here we get our final number, and my faviorite, Together Again, with rawls and goytte combinging vocals. It's a joyful, triumphant song of renuinon as our heroes finally escape and go home.

Jon.. is a bit of a passive agressive dick, assuming they were partying whihle he was worried sick.. even though he clearly didn't you know CHECK THE POUND or do any work whatsoever. They quickly butter him up, he "forgives them" and we get one last gag taken directly from a strip I coudln't find to close things out

Here comes garfield is a great start to the specials. The stakes are high but still grounded enough for early garfield. While the timeline of thigns is a bit sped up, it's anchored by a belivieble yet touching arc from garfield, confromation that while he may bully odie and be annoyed by his existance.. he can't live without the guy and it's a fitting thing to get him off his fuzzy butt to do something. The jokes are fairly funny, the music is top notch. It's an excellent special and only seems lacking.. because they mostly get BETTER from here, with Here Comes Being a good start.. but most of the others take that foundation to new heights. Still it's a fantastic start and well worth checking out.

And like with my monthly muppets reviews, i'll be ranking these as I go and since I already covered babes and bullets and the fabulous funnies, that gives us two to start. I'll also be adding the garfield films to the ranking if I ever do them, and would be happy to do those on comission if anyone's intrested. Anyways here's our current ranking

This ranking probably won't move much at first, but we shall see

next time: In honor of the movie's launch we're looking at this special's followup, Garfield On the Town. With the new movie finally introducing us to Garfield's Father, it's only fair to look back at how we met his mother in one of the best of the specials. Tears will be shed, weird musical numbers will happen and you will be moved> yes you. in the front there.

Thanks for reading.

#garfield #here comes garfield #jon arbuckle #odie #lou rawls #animation #comics trips #comics

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incarnateirony · 9 months

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Paramount: 60M subs Max: 123 M Disney: 157.8M, declined rom 164.2M. Hulu, Disney owned: 43.8M Netflix: 238.4, with password shakedown. Has been relatively stagnant compared to competitors though, 221.84 even Q4 2021. Amazon: it's amazon. Peacock: 22M

What I see here: Netflix is hitting just about its peak of growth in market. It had been losing, then password shaked down, and will be rattled by its empty pipeline but will have cash to mostly recover.

Paramount+ and Peacock/Universal need to give it up. Stop trying to make them happen. They're not gonna happen. Their best luck would be CBS and NBC cooperating, while Paramount sells off a chunk of its wares to Tyler Perry, and go in on something together, and if they retained, they'd still be under most of their competition.

Hulu being Disney owned and Disney+ both being there seems like an inevitable merging of their features ala Max/Discovery merger. They could actually break 200M subscribers and be on foot with Netflix while it equalizes.

Amazon is Amazon. It's here to stay.

WBD is in financial crisis despite its looks or how it spins data, but has a successful library and successful individual membership.

Likely future array:

#1/2 Amazon, Netflix

Amazon has 101M Video subscribers notwithstanding prime; including prime, it's about 175M with monthly individual users but can tap into wider Prime bases~; Netflix has 238M+)

#3 Disney-Hulu

#4 Max, if it doesn't implode from the strike aftermath.

If Peacock/Paramount's remaining vestiges band together, and maybe onboard deals like Fox Sports, it may be able to pull in to join 1-5 as a #5, but just as likely is Tyler Perry's black entertainment plans to fill a similar role. On the other hand, Paramount has been working very very heavily with WB since before WBD and continuing since, so there's a potential it ends up more like:

#1/2 Amazon, Netflix

#3 Disney-Hulu (200M current collective, if done right)

(The above 3 streamers as-such would make the above-200M club respectively)

#4 Max-paramount (180M current collective)

Disney could choose to import from Fox Sports since it already had relations with Fox with the 21st buyout, to try to get an edge on sports lives.

Think linear TV "Big 4 + smaller option like CW", but in streamer mode. That's what's really being fought for here. And then the weird independent streamers and breakoffs will be the equivalent of tiny cable channels mostly airing reruns and weird stuff.

From there, like for example whatever Tyler is planning, he could bring in his--cough, I mean Atlanta--cough--I mean Gray's pipeline deal with NBC Universal and snap up Peacock, then bring in what he bought off of Paramount with BET/VH1/et al once that finalizes. And it eventually will. And there's your #5 with a heavy favor on black entertainment like original TBS before Time Warner picked it for parts.

There. There's my "what this shit is gonna look like by 2025-2026" projection. Obviously scale up membership gains accordingly, I'm using their current bases plugged together, everything might gain something like 33-50% over 2~ years, so 300M club, and so on.

Expect average streamer price to end up around 10/mo for ad based and 20/mo for high end ad free with extra baubles. And then to get the big 4 it's 40/mo with ads or 80/mo with no ads, and 60 for in between depending on how you use which, and pans about to old cable costs. That's about how this is gonna have to work out.

Some streamers may also consider tiers, such as; if Hulu is eaten by Disney main, there may be a Basic Subscription With Ads for just Hulu content, but save Exclusives for Plus, for example--your rerun library, if you will. And whatever other streamers for similar things that get partnered in, like wherever Fox shoves Tubi's ass. These will become the equivalent of channels. So in theory people could bring down their bill by getting a few basic level streamers to watch their fave reruns on but send exclusives up to the parent streamer.

So for example, let's say Disney will break into the Hulu package, the Plus package, and under Plus have the 21st Fox shows, and maybe Fox Sports stuff as "channels" or channel replacements you can file through. Max could have its CW equivalent, and its DC section, and put CNN here instead of on CNN+ that closed, and so on with higher packages

If handled like this, a big 4/5 could maintain competition while making streaming sustainable but offering wide varieties internally that are like mini-cable packages yourself. And then you can ask, do I really watch X provider shows, and if you are a Poor, then you can still optimize like--well I want the basic Disney package for all the marvel stuff, no ads tho... so I'll go premium. Am I really watching Netflix exclusives anymore? Nah. I don't need that dusty library. Amazon I use prime anyway so I'm good there- is black entertainment important to me? Yeah but I don't mind ads with my sitcoms, so a true basic ad package is fine. And then you're really only paying like 25 a month for a fairly broad "digital cable" package.

And by 2026 or so Big 4 should at least be approaching the 300M club, and we talked in another post the 15mo/avg/median, and be talking 4.5Billion per streamer, and then you break out my earlier math on shows, and costs, and 10/10/10 schema, and even 2 billion spent on shows per streamer + residuals paid to everyone that earns it makes it a sustainable profit while broadcast shuts down, and so on. [jazz hands] it truly isn't rocket science but like, paramount+ and peacock for example need to learn when to throw in the towel. It too late, pals.

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evicted-oc · 11 months

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Thor: AHHHH MY ONLY FANS *runs out*

Cailleach: *laughing her ass off*

Lugh: all I said that I wanted to start one-

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mosviqu · 9 months

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reboot review 🔴

okay so i am fucking FINALLY listening to the cb and WHY IS BONA BONA SO FUCKING GOOD IM GONNA LOSE IT THE CHORUS ??? RHE INTRO ????? THE VOCLAS ??? THE WHOLE VIBE OF THE SONG ????? NOISE MUSIC DONE SO WELL OHMYFUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS AND ALSO THE GUITARS TOWARDA RHE END 2000/10 ARE U KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEE. i want your love - ohmyfucking god a motherfucking BOP jeongwoo's vocals im losing it JIHOON oh god the chorus is so ass shakingly good hyunsuk im gonna fold in half. junkyu's vocals are so tasty in here also ASAHI SIR ??? 30/10. this song makes me wanna jump from my bed and shake ASSSSS the bridge THE FUCKING BRIDGEEEEE !!!!!! Run - the intro reminds me of disconnected by 5sos for some reason but omg such a good feel song it has very much treasure vibes. Junkyu eats every song he sings doesnt he and so does jeongwoo his vocals are so good AH this song also has seventeen vibes and its amazing JIHOONS VOICE IN THE CHORUS AND RHEN HYUNSUK BRINGING OUT THE YG VIBES THE RAP VERSE IS SO DELICIOUS omg asahi baby :,) im gonna tear up this is so serotonin my babies i:(((((( LALALALALALA OHMYGOD FUCKING IT UP !!! JIHOONS HIGHNOTE !!!!!!!!! HA HA HO CANT CONTROL ??????? THE ENDING ????????? MATCHES THE AMOUNT OF SEROTONIN AND WILL TO LIVE I FELT WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE CHORUS OF HELLO. THIS SONG IS MY MFING LIFELINE. yall already know how i feel abt move so we are. moving on. goat is playimg now omg rap unit im gonna lose my shit hyunsuk your dick is so big OKAY HARUTO I HEAR U. I AM LISTENING. I AM SEATED. KING YOSHI YOUR FLOW !!!!!!! the yg vibes are very strong in this one. hyunsuk was born to do this. all his parts ate left no crumbs absolutely devoured. stupid - ohmygod we are pulling out an acoustic guitar you already know im hooked. jaehyuk your voice i >:( asahi >:(( im so proud of my boys. jihoons voice is so sweet in this song i love him so much he is the loml. the chorus !!!! THE CHORUS !!! idk what theyre singing abt but the melody is so sweet and cute HYUNSUKS PART i love the instrumental of this song so much. DOYOUNG DOYOUNG DOYOUN DOYOIN DOYOUNH YOUR VOICE I AM???????????????????????? GIVE MY OY MORE PARTS I AM BEGGING YALL. oh jihoon i love u so much. the wheee at the end :((((( my boys :((( the ending is so yg core enthusiasm i love it. the way to - omg a ballad. yall already know i hate ballads i get so bored but lets get to it. junkyu eating as always thats our main vocal right there. JIHOON?????????? JIHOOOOOOONNNNNM??????? SINCE WHEN DID HE HAVE THIS IN HIM. jeongwoo yes i am seated. lets see if this is building into something here the vocals are truly beautiful however. jihoon i am in love with you. his vocals. his fucking voice. im in tears i am so proud of him. definitely not a song id listen to but its so pretty and the vocals are amazing i cannot i am so beyond proud of them and yes i know i keep talking abt jihoon but i am so rucking proud of him and his vocals he jas grown so much and gotten sm better and :((((((( anyways. wonderland - right off the bat european summer type of song youd hear playing at the pool. BIG summer vibes. jihoon why are u YELLING. omg waves!!!! omg was that doyoung just now. bc if so....wow. yoshi's parts ALWAYS EAAAATTTTT i love this song its so good and fresh. b.o.m.b. omg the vibes the vibes the VIBES. WHO is singing rn was that jeongwoo???????? pretty ass tone. this song is very VERY treasure. uniquely treasure. Like even if i didnt know this was treasure ID KNOW its treasure. once again very very feel good. junkyu this is your era. not entirely my vibe of song but i appreciate it nonetheless. lovesick - this song makes me wanna SWAYYYYYY from left to right. something abt this song is very weirdly czech and i fuck with it. the vibe once again is very summer at the lake. i love it a LOTTT haruto's voice omg?? also very treasure song. yoshi baby i love u <333

my top 3 are definitely BONA BONA (har top 1 i wanna fuck this song its the type of song i need to blast on full volume while zooming on a highway), run and i want your love this song is so good it makes me forget how lowkey ugly and underwhelming the concept pics were

#live review excuse the cussing and the deranged behavior #literally wrote all my thoughts as i was listening im so sorry friends #if somebody counts the amount of times i randomly say jihoon ily correctly ill venmo 50 cents #also i did NOT read this after myself so. tske it as u will #🌺#review!

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