-insert xennys very sweet ask about my cat here that for some reason i lost lmao?-
hi head chef xenny! so i am not sure what happened, but i lost your lovely ask message in which you asked about my cat!! so everyone please pretend like it's up there and know it was incredibly lovely! <3
but yay! she is my favorite subject, style falls directly afterwards, and speaking of the later, while nothing thrills me more than doing my lovely rm/pep asks, i do think it's really sweet when you guys ask me personal questions ( and i have said all but fuck it to my digital footprint, so like, really the sky is the limit at this point. )
below the cut is probably going to be a lot of rambling about my cat, some pet stuff, backstory, uncle nina lore!!! ( if you like that ), happy things, sad things, a small tw for pet death ( not her, i swear! ) <3
but everyone, meet the little lady that has sat curled up at the foot of my bed, lain on my lap and threatened to delete nearly every single one of my peppermint/rm updates by stepping on my keyboard.
meet lily :) <3
everyone this is lily, lily this is everyone!~
-- also yes she's very pretty, yes i know, yes it runs in my family ;)
she is my second kid, and, yes i am one of those cringey people that calls my pets my kids. however, as i have no desire to have any human children in my life time, my cats really are...daughters to me.
but any who, before she was That Lily she was This Lily.
( ALSO YES I KNOW!!!! I KNOOOW!!! MAAM SPARE PRETTY? PLS! )
i had weird cat baby fever ( i really love kittens, specifically very, very fluffy ones -- i volunteer at a cat shelter and i love the kitten room ) and i tracked this weird ad a woman put up about having kittens.
it was...very sketchy. that lady was the craziest tweaker lady in the world ( bless her, but oh my god ), she was living in this trashed motel room had like 6 other animals, didn't know what day it was...she was basically like yOu gOt fIFty DoLlArs oR WhaT??? and i was like ah jeez...Yes M...aam? and she just straight up held these two little cats up by the scruff wavin' em around and was like sO WHICH ONE U WANT??? sadhsadksdlks
and i ended up with lily! who at the time they were calling freckles because she had a little freckle on her nose...which i think is very cute she is a kyle pile kitty <3
but ohhhh my god she was COVERED in fleas, she was HAGGARD bless her, a trailer park princess, and the lady told me she was litter box trained....SHE WAS NOT! and i spent all day having to try and teach her how to use the litter box it had been several hours an she had not gone to the bathroom, i was having a panic attack, no vet would see me...MISS THING WOULD NOT USE THE RESTROOM!!!!
but then i noticed she liked to chill behind a tv i had set in the cover of my room so i...put my thinking cap on and put the litter box behind the tv where she liked to sit aND SHE WENT!!!! AND SHE TOOK THE NASTIEST MOST FOUL MEGA SHIT IN THE WORLD AND I CRIED ON SNAPCHAT AT 12AM I WAS SO HAPPY SKHDKS.
( also this is how she looked after that shit...like GOOFY!!!! maam dont stick ur tongue out with me I!!! WAS!!! CRYING!!!! STOP! IT!!! )
now...is lily smart?
no. absolutely not. she has never had a thought in her life.
( not a thought behind those eyes...wow )
but she is VERY NICE!
shes a sweet lovely girl. i can carry her anywhere with no complaints. she is so fluffy and pretty and kind. she licked all the tears off my face once and whether she was thirsty or not...i thought it was nice.
AND THATS WHAT MATTERS! I DONT CARE IF UR DUMB, BABY!
we stan bimbo cat lily, the official mascot of the ncu, tyvm! <3
but yes here are some pictures of her ( please don't clown blonde/peach nina in my egirl phase...let me live sjdksajd ) and yes she really is gods angel like what the hell she is my BEST FRIEND!~
but like i said she is my second daughter. my first daughter's name
....was rose <3
also yes...she is also...gorgina...i know...my genes
( and i can't talk too much about her bc i will start crying rip )
now both my cats i got from weird suss situations, i got rose because my first exboyfriends best friend got her off craigs list and didnt want her which???? EXCUSE ME LOOK HOW CUTE SHE WAS SHUT UP
and this was all new to me, my mom was very very allergic to cats, i had never really had a pet other than our family dog who was kind of a motherfucker ( sorry king ), and i...did not know how to own a cat.
but she taught me very quickly!
because unlike lily, rose was fucking smarter than god, like oh my god bitch, she was mean as FUCK and crazy and quiet and calculating and she was smarter than most human beings.
she was very salty when i first adopted lily ( like when ur mom has a baby and ur like what the fuck brother!!! ) but as u can see lilys dumb idiot ass personality charmed roses insane criminal mastermind personality and they became like sisters to eachother...aw <3 :')
i also won both of them in the first exboyfriend divorce ( i wasnt married i promise i was in like my second year of college i just call all my breakups divorces to be funny ) and luckily i did not have to fight for them bc exboyfriend numero uno was...batshit insane. die pls.
and they were also the two main things that kept me going when i was in the sike!ward after how badly that breakup affected me...yes i am jersey!kyle i am insane...cats out of the bag. mentally ill queenina!
but anyways, rose was staying down at my parents for a little bit while i was at school because lily was just more portable...
and while i was down there, i got a very awful and hysterical phone call from my mom saying that she passed away and ...that she didnt know what happened she just found her...etc. :((((((
and obviously my mom was very traumatized, so i could not have her you know, investigate the causes, so i talked her through...all of the horrible bits...it was so fucking horrible.
so i to this day, do not know how she passed....she was four :(
and i think she was just too smart? too fabulous? too evil? but also very kind and sweet in a lowkey way? like kyle? which is SOOO funny because she has BIG OLE STANLEY MARSH EYEBALLS.
like guys she looks like an owl like please her eyes are comically large she is so pretty i love u rose!!!! stunna!!!
but...yeah :/ she passed from unknown causes, i unfortunately think it was a heart condition or something internal that never got diagnosed...cats are very good at keeping secrets and rose was the best. my sweet, sweet girl. </3
so as we may know, i student taught all of last year ( hi teacher nina! ) and i ran a lesson that went...extremely well. i had part two scheduled for monday...and it was the monday after rose passed.
and iiiii was :( catatonic. i was so miserable i was suffering it was so terrible. that whole lesson went horribly and i cried in front of literally everyone...a very bad day for me.
i wallowed in that grief for a long time. i remember getting really angry? about why they'd just take her suddenly like that?
and i guess i'm a fate and destiny girlie even in my hater girlie arc
( i really am in my jersey kyle arc w/ chaotic kenny level disasters )
because i found this wine glass ( yes in uncle nina boxwinebaddie fashion i do collect vintage handpainted wine glasses ) and it just felt like a sign...so i made her a little corner in my room with pictures and stuff she liked and...
i started writing her letters. <3
i started doing this because a boy in one of my courses told me that when his grandfather passed, he...talked to him? by that he meant that he just spoke to him sometimes when he missed him, recorded him messages, wrote him letters, etc. to keep his spirit alive
so actually...that's why rm!jersey kyle writes stan letters...
because i write letters to rose :')
( WOOOOAH UNCLE NINA RM LORE!!! ahhsdhksd )
and everyday is hard and horrible, but i got lily in my lap, i put rose's picture in a locket, i take her on hikes and walks ( i'm trying to teach lily how to go on walks but bless her...her lil brain...its not working ) and she's with me all the time.
i hope that was a thrilling journey for you! thank you for letting me talk about my kids and i hope that wasn't too long or overshare-y or weird? i will go back to style shitposting now, i swear!
-nina, your favorite single cat mom wine aunt fanfiction uncle <3
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