woe! gemtho rpf be upon ye! (full below the read more)
linky (no sex just boobs :/)
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@twenty-noine took me to the cutest cafe that is what every coffee shop au aspires to be (and i'm at least 85% sure the baristas thought we were a couple)
i also love @sparklyeyedhimbo said we're the houses meme which is hilarious bc personality wise it's completely flipped
i'm going to miss enya so much when i go home, what do you mean i can't just go hang out at her place for the weekend and drink and talk shit about her dates and pick what weird ass colors to dye our hair???
she's also the first person to call me oat in person and it's been so validating and amazing UGH
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press the jump button twice to glide, and don't be afraid
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Max in Jeddah. 2024. Source unknown.
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"There is no wrong be to be a system" [has endos on their dni]
Yeah, that makes total sense buddy! Not contradictory at all! /HEAVY SARCASM
-Sonic
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The new normal.
Cedric: Good evening.
Faye: ...Evening.
Cedric: Why are you drinking coffee so late?
Faye: I've got a long night ahead of me.
Cedric: A long night of doing what?
Faye: You're persistent, aren't you.
Cedric: Merely curious.
Faye: I like to call myself a "spiritual communicator", it's my job.
Cedric: So, a medium.
Faye: That's what I tell people. They react better to that than outright saying I'm a witch.
Faye: People hire me in order to cleanse their homes of bad spirits, or to communicate with loved one that have passed.
Cedric: I see. I suppose we share the same waking hours.
Faye: I guess so.
Faye: Speaking of, why were you sleeping in an armchair the other day? Don't you have a coffin?
Cedric: I don't trust that easily. How do I know you wouldn't try to shift my coffin while I sleep?
Faye: You really think I'd do such a thing?
Cedric: You never know what people are capable of.
Faye: So, you risked potentially being scorched by the sun in order to keep an eye on me.
Cedric: Don't take it personally. I'm just not used to having guests.
[Faye mumbles]
Faye: Mhm, guests. Sure.
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Some times I think gem/mineral mysticism is kinda an excuse to have cool looking rocks in your house and you get to touch them all the time
I can't blame them tbh most cool rocks nowadays are super texture pilled and make me want to rub my hand all over 'em.
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Oggi un po’ di piscina per festeggiare la fine della sessione!!
Questa mattina ho dato il mio ultimo esame della sessione e finalmente è vacanza anche per me!
E voi? Vi state già rilassando?
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