my ACWW town tierlist :) the really really fucked town of mars. I'll probably update this whenever there's a notable change in dynamics or move ins, but uhh, so far...

pudge is my best friend forever and always and that's never going to change. i specifically reset to have him in my town, as this was the game i first met him in a longgg time ago :) he hasn't been mean to be once, not that i ever expected my little guy to. he's a lot more mature in ww, which i expected because he's not lobotomized like he is in new horizons (sorry my little buddy it's the truth..)

rosie is an absolutely silly and funny sweetheart, and i'd like to keep her no matter what. her model is just so perfect in this game and she's been nothing but sweetness to me. the only thing is she's been sick for like... weeks now?? and she isn't getting better. i guess that prevents her from moving out randomly but it's so sad </3 casting a healing spell on my girl rosie

maple and teddy were originally fair-weather-friends i thought but pudge dropped the bomb that they're DATING?? and that they constantly argue... you could write this off as simple gossip but i trust pudge with my life and i'm keeping an eye on them. i'm a little worried for maple because from conversations with her she clearly has self-esteem issues, and teddy's just a general fuckboy who never responds to my mail. though he's pudge's best friend so if my boy respects him he can't be ... terrible i suppose??

portia's an interesting case. i originally thought she was just a kind of lonely woman. cause our conversations always hinted to me being her only friend, and i did a lot of favors for her and always stopped to chat with her. and then the BETRAYAL happened. she started hanging out with my archenemy elvis!!! i have proof of this because she got stuff delivered by him and took his CATCHPHRASE AND NICKNAME FOR ME. i was absolutely floored! anyways she likes fashion and makes me get her a new shirt every single day

maelle is a funny one. she was the first villager to try and move out and to test the "convincing a villager to stay" thing, i begged her to stay. WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!! ever since then she's literally been wreaking havoc. she made maple CRY and maple implied she always insults her fashion. but i dont know if ill let her go because she's so funny.. also some deep lore here is that my dear lovely friend had her on her ACNH island but she moved so i've had this sort of headcanon that they were the same maelle? except this maelle is um. Aggressively heterosexual. to say the least so she's been dubbed male. evil maelle.

elvis is MY. MORTAL. ENEMY. immediately he introduced himself with the fun fact of "i like walking" and nothing else. and i knew instantly there was something wrong in this guy's head. i was so excited to have a funny lion but hes been a total prick!! pudge gave him a lovely gift and he had the fucking nerve to say "does that animal think ill wear this trash? you gotta help he set pudge straight!" WORD FOR WORD BTW. WHAT THE FUCK. i need him GONE 🔥

kabuki lived with us for a little while then unceremoniously left with only a single letter. my fault for not checking up on him oops. he was a lil weird but he wasn't at elvis' level of heinous so i liked him. he got on my good graces. he also asked me if he could move in with me so that was something