HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

im fucking losing it

yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin

Wednesday at 10PM

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

オレは今からおツメ切られなのです

She's going to cut my claws just now...

meal

a normal and average sunday consists of lying on the ground thinking about how much I'd like to go back and do everything again because this time I'd do everything right

guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

message to all transfems please survive