"I hate cooking.... but I love stirring the pot."

"The things I would do to Johnny Depp...."

"BLINK-- Blink , motherfucker!"

Hello friends, family, and found family. I HATE to ask anything of you guys, especially since I know shit is rough all around. Unfortunately, I just learned my dog needs life-saving surgery to have a tumor the size of a small egg removed. Below is a go-fund-me as well as my Venmo links. Even if you can't donate, PLEASE, please reblog. Likes do absolutely nothing for me in the end. She's only three years old, and she's never had anything this invasive in her whole life, I'm.. mostly just horrified for her. I'm anxious, and.. it's a lot for me. I've never been without my dog for more than a few hours. She'll be gone for days.

https://venmo.com/u/Chiburo Because of this , I'll be doing small comission-esque gifts for people who can help. Just as a little thank-you gift. I can't promise they'll be beautiful , but they'll come straight from me. Thank you again for taking the time to read this.

"Here. I got this for you, Wicked, and I hope you like it. Happy Valentine's Day."

Ugh.. what's this about now? Valentines day? Tsk! She almost doesn't give the card a second look, too overwhelmed by her self-loathing. Being alone was just fine and just dandy to her! Though... it IS from Cheyanne... she's never steered Wicked wrong. 'You bewitch me..' .... Heh. That's a good one. The fine young lady on the front looks an awful lot like the witch in question, too!

"You really go all out with these, don't you my dear? I haven't anything for you in return, I'm afraid... I didn't think anybody was going to stop by this disaster-zone." .... Ding! Goes the kitchen timer. "Can I interest you in an apple turnover?"

"DOhh!! Men.."

" Stupid holiday anyways..."

We've decided we're over the status quo-- we will simply be doing whatever the hell we want with these characters. Thank you.

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Auntie Wicked could use a cup of big girl juice herself, actually.

"Did they finally send a replacement kid for that cybersquad? I always knew one of them would bite the du--"

"Wait... we're all going to skim over the witch and the oven thing? "

"Ohhh! I hate that man, I hate him!"

"But oh.... cara mia..... how I love him."

"Well... we've all been going through a bit of a rough patch recently and what doesn't heal a weary heart better than a little retail therapy?" She's definitely not compensating for the fact her boyfriend has been (presumably) ghosting her for the past few months. Couldn't be that. "Go ahead, try them on! I.. thought they'd fit into your... er- alternative wardrobe. "

"Thank you again...I'm familiar with friendly gestures of course, but seriously. I can't thank you enough for being so sweet."

"In return? No no no.. darling, Wicked doesn't do returns. ...... Unless they don't fit, then yes, I do. Consider it a friendly gesture! Earthlies are familiar with that concept, right?

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"I'm going to dress up as a werewolf and scare children off my lawn!"

"Cool! For Halloween?"

...... "No?"

@quitethepirategal liked for a thing!

"Oh! This old thing?" the witch carefully pulls off her hat, offering it out. "Bought it off of some sketchy merchant when I was a teen.. tad worn out, but its one of those things you simply can't part with." "Pyrimidian silk -- or so I was told." She comments. "Might look much better on you."

Interaction call You know the drill-