Read my story! It's pretty good, I promise. I try to update every week.
Mostly Inaccurate Quotes from the story (mild spoilers):
Veloci: I like my humans like I like my coffee.
Moynihan: And how's that...
Veloci: Roasted, ground, boiled, and cold.
Moynihan: Ah.
Rodger looking at Rexy: Hey Max, maybe she's cougar.
Max: STFU
Rexy: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS
Caruso *ogling some cute girls AND a cute guy tour guide*
Girls make fun of Buzz
Also Caruso: NOW SEE HERE, YOU TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLE BITCHES
Victor Veloci: Dr. Wu! It's so good to see you. Would you care to join me for dinner?
Henry Wu:...I'm not the dinner, am I?
Veloci: Whatever gave you that idea?
Veloci: Hey Masrani, it would look really sick if you got in that helicopter and saved us all. Do it for the gram.
Owen Grady: *random primate noises*
Blue: Hey Dad, you ever considered maybe speaking raptor for once?
Joanne: Sorry dear, he's not that smart.
Blue: WHATTHEFUU------
(Maybe)
Blue muttering: Overgrown chew toy...
Bumpy:....bitch
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